*dons toilet seat necklace*
>MY WELL-IRONED NOSEHAIRS ARE FREEZING MY CAR
>I GOT ANTELOPE KNEES IN MY SOUL
>THE REPUBLICANS ARE EASIN' THE FUNDS TO THIS STAR
>CAUSE THEY GOTS-A-DA POOPY BUTTHOLE!
*uses guitar headstock to play 8 minute xyolophone solo*
*uses xylophone mallet to play 8 minute guitar solo*
>NOW I DON'T BELIEVE IN TAXES THE REPUBLICANS MAKE ME PAY
*opens spork factory*
*becomes sporklift certified*
>BUT THOSE OLD CROOKS THEY JUST CAN'T HELP BUT STEAL
*hires 2 more black guys into the band mid-performance*
>THEIR DAUGHTERS BLOW MY FARTHORN ALMOST EVERY SINGLE DAY
*prostate becomes tumorous*
>FOR THIS COWBOY THAT'S A MIGHTY GRAND OLD DEAL!
*jumps up on xylophone*
*turns around and spreads ass*
*shoots diarrhea onto the audience while the band plays pomp and circumstance on kazoos*

*dons toilet seat necklace*
>MY WELL-IRONED NOSEHAIRS ARE FREEZING MY CAR
>I GOT ANTELOPE KNEES IN MY SOUL
>THE REPUBLICANS ARE EASIN' THE FUNDS TO THIS STAR
>CAUSE THEY GOTS-A-DA POOPY BUTTHOLE!
*uses guitar headstock to play 8 minute xyolophone solo*
*uses xylophone mallet to play 8 minute guitar solo*
>NOW I DON'T BELIEVE IN TAXES THE REPUBLICANS MAKE ME PAY
*opens spork factory*
*becomes sporklift certified*
>BUT THOSE OLD CROOKS THEY JUST CAN'T HELP BUT STEAL
*hires 2 more black guys into the band mid-performance*
>THEIR DAUGHTERS BLOW MY FARTHORN ALMOST EVERY SINGLE DAY
*prostate becomes tumorous*
>FOR THIS COWBOY THAT'S A MIGHTY GRAND OLD DEAL!
*jumps up on xylophone*
*turns around and spreads ass*
*shoots diarrhea onto the audience while the band plays pomp and circumstance on kazoos*