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7/26/2025, 10:38:50 AM
>Be me
>Be wagie
>Make pizza's at Papa Johns for 3 years
>Manager says "Good news anon!"
>Some guys come in with ladder
>Dont fix the leaky ceiling tile thats been leaking since 2022
>Dont fix the wall with no insulation that mice come in and out
>Pull out AI camera, put it above workstation
>"Oh don't worry anon its just something corporate is doing. No worries"
Fast forward a month later
>Anon we need to talk in the office
>Pulls up chart
>"According to this AI detected you used 41% too much pepperoni, 22% cheese, 9% sauce. It compounded everything and calculated the money you are costing the store and uhh. We need to act on this. Its over $1700 a year anon. And see i click this button here and over 10 years its almost $500,000 with compunded inflation."
>Based on its suggestions, it made a chart on the perfect pizza ingredient placement. So we decided to laminate it and put it where you can see it.
>Lets talk again in 30 days
Is this what the fuck AI is all about? Is this the future?
>Be wagie
>Make pizza's at Papa Johns for 3 years
>Manager says "Good news anon!"
>Some guys come in with ladder
>Dont fix the leaky ceiling tile thats been leaking since 2022
>Dont fix the wall with no insulation that mice come in and out
>Pull out AI camera, put it above workstation
>"Oh don't worry anon its just something corporate is doing. No worries"
Fast forward a month later
>Anon we need to talk in the office
>Pulls up chart
>"According to this AI detected you used 41% too much pepperoni, 22% cheese, 9% sauce. It compounded everything and calculated the money you are costing the store and uhh. We need to act on this. Its over $1700 a year anon. And see i click this button here and over 10 years its almost $500,000 with compunded inflation."
>Based on its suggestions, it made a chart on the perfect pizza ingredient placement. So we decided to laminate it and put it where you can see it.
>Lets talk again in 30 days
Is this what the fuck AI is all about? Is this the future?
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