GTA4 is a steaming pile of shit. Name a single memorable mission apart from the bank heist. Story and characters are good on paper but the shitty mission ruin it. Even in the Alderney endgame the game has you doing "drive across the entire map and kill 10 mobsters in an alleyway" tier missions while San Andreas had you stealing fucking extraterrestrial tech from glowniggers while flying a jetpack.

And you know I am correct when even Rockstar realized the base game was fucking BORING and made The Ballad of Gay Tony which was an excellent DLC. Call me zoom zoom all you want, you fucking contrarian nerd faggots. I am 36 years old and actually played GTA4 on release on Xbox 360. Can you say the same? I absolutely hated it like most other people who were hyped for it and then massively disappointed. All the recent praise this shit game gets is from actual zoomers.