Fantastic discovery recently, boys: my fap orgasm and anal orgasm cooldowns are separate so I can literally swap between the two any time

>decide to fap
>was planning on an extended porn fap sesh with edging and eventual massive cumshot
>and then the power goes out
>no power means no porn
>sure I could just jerk off using my mind like some kind of caveman but that wasn't what I wanted
>decide to do anal instead
>have a quick douche which is all I need because I eat vegetables and fibre and not 100% deep-fried corn syrup like the average American
>retreat to my bedroom and spend about two hours ripping off orgasm after orgasm
>power comes back on
>clean up and go to lounge to resume original plan to fap
>edge and goon for another hour to a massive cumshot and an incredible orgasm, which I think was enhanced by the prostate play before
>clean off and see my Njoy sitting on my bed, lube still out and old sheets still there
>realise I could go for it
>no dick desire but could definitely stand to diddle bum again
>lie down and lube up again
>have a few more orgasms
>clean off and return to lounge
>porn paused still
>get hard and feel like fapping
>do so, have another pretty nice orgasm from it
>go to bedroom to clean off and see Njoy and lube on bed
>realise I could do it again
>kinda hungry though so opt against it
>next day do it again
>realise both types of orgasms are on different timers so I can swap between them for extended sessions
>well there goes my whole weekend