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>Question of the day
What is a brand/specific model of a toy you are dead set loyal to and why? What makes them so appealing to you? Blog/textposting encouraged!

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>>11302017 (OP)
>slop op
>posted early
Shameful Display, OP

Any good alternatives to psyllium? It isn't terribly popular here and hard to find. How about flax seed?

>>11302017 (OP)
>QOTD
I'm pretty loyal to Squarepeg. Their supersoft silicone is the perfect firmness for me. Some of their non-realistic toys have fun shapes too. And best of all, they equalize the US price to Canadian dollars.

Topped toys is pretty great too.

do you guys regularly penetrate past the sigmoid bend when fucking yourselves? I figured every one using reasonably large toys did, but I've been reading around online and people seem to make it out to be uncommon.

>>11302126
>>11302141

I eat homemade granola that's mostly rolled oats. I used to love Mr HankeysToys but they are kinda boring compared to Bad dragon. I love Seahorse, Chance, and Nova.
Most of toys go past my sigmoid.

>>11302141
I hardly ever do it, it's a bit of a thrill to feel, but for regular play, I just do more shallow, prostate-focused stuff.

Dildos will just melt too goo if they're stored above 80 farenheit, won't they? Especially clear softer ones?
I'll throw it out (RIP favorite pink one, you felt so good) and store mine better. But should I be especially paranoid about ass cancer or anything?

>>11302176
Jesus Christ please just buy silicone toys instead of cheap chinesium cancerjelly

>>11302181
Fine. Literally into the trash.
[spoiler]I wasn't trying to buy super cheap ones or anything[/spoiler]

>>11302126
Chia seeds, flaxseed, oats, wheat bran as far as foods go. If you have other fiber supplements they might work well enough

I really need to get a none metal plug. The only one I have is stainless steel and needing to heat it up before use makes it a little more akward to just pop it in compared to other materials

came about 3 times from fingering. kinda wild feelings ngl
>qotd
have never had a proper toy. i wonder would my goonbrain melt if i use one..

>>11302017 (OP)
Topped toys best toys

>>11302184
Keep it then but don't complain when you get ass cancer and perish within a year

>>11300557
0% dick and 100% anal always gives me the best results. It makes me more sensitive in the places the dildo reaches. The sensitivity and intensity come to a point where it legitimately feels like I'm getting fucked in my pussy, but only if I don't involve my dick at all. Touching it would only distract from how good I feel getting fucked.

One time I got so high on weed before anal, I actually believed I had a pussy and subsequently had the most mind blowing anal orgasm ever.

I got my first dildo but my ass is too fat and can't get deep enough, I'm not really flexible for some poses I saw online and now don't know what to do lol. Do you guys have any tips/poses to get it to hit deeper?? T_T

>>11302333
How many weeds did that take, asking for a friend

I've enjoyed anal play for years but am always way too scared to meet up with someone to try the real thing. Any pointers? Also any advice for my first time?

>>11302395
It wasn't too much, maybe like a large bowl. It's probably different from person to person.

>>11302474
Like salad bowl or ice cream bowl

>>11302483
Lol a large weed bowl, like those basket style ones

>>11302017 (OP)
>>Question of the day
>What is a brand/specific model of a toy you are dead set loyal to and why? What makes them so appealing to you?

Njoy for me. After 30 years and thousands spent on hundreds of toys and devices, it's the only thing I've ever had that reliably gives me a full body orgasm.

It's a shame that their other toys aren't shaped for the same purpose or I'd own more than just the Pure Wand.

>>11302126
Just eat bran cereal and don't have an American diet

>>11302141
it feels weird and uncomfortable for me

>>11302141
only when i've gotten high as a fuck and used my 12 inch dildo. certainly went too hard and was feeling rough the day after.

>have been thinking about getting a bigger plug to just wear for a long time or when jerking off
>anon posts picrel in the last thread
>literally can not stop thinking about it
The beginner is only barely smaller than my dildo it would be like having that in me but as a knotted plug
Is it a dumb idea to want something like this as an anal newbie?

>>11302574
Silicone toys are pretty expensive so it can feel bad when you outgrow them, so it depends if you're worried about the toy being too small come a year from now. I don't think it's necessarily a bad idea though, especially if it's something that appeals to you on a mental level. How long have you had your current dildo for? It would suck to pay for a Neotori toy and have it be too small to enjoy in a few months.

>>11302581
I was thinking that too, getting something so close to what I currently have might not be the best idea especially when the whole appeal of a big plug is that full feeling
>How long have you had your current dildo for?
Not long at all I only recently took it all for the first time. That's why I was looking at the small too since it's somewhat of a step up in dimensions from the dildo I have.
I don't know if the medium is way too much of a step up and would take a long time to build up to and if I'd maybe even need something between the dildo and plug to get me there

>like having my ass fucked
>start dating girl
>she doesn't like fucking my ass
I suffer

>>11302141
Most of the time I size up until my biggest one that reaches there. The thing is that even if I use only a tiny one to slam the prostate it doesn't feel good without emptying my intestines well past the point where it's already enough to have clean fun. I need to be completely empty, then pretty much any buttstuff feels heavenly and I get orgasms easily. Otherwise it's meh, I think my butt can't change into sex mode without it. Too bad evacuating your entire abdomen is not a fun process.

I recently started experimenting with anal for prostate stimulation after reading all the guides and everything. I still haven't gotten to the point where it actually feels *good*, but I'm trying to stick with it.

The problem is I always end up drawing a tiny bit of blood after a few minutes. No pain or discomfort, I'm using plenty of lube and only one finger, but the guides say to stop when you see any blood, so I stop.

Is this something I can overcome? Will my body adapt? Or will prostate play forever remain out of reach for me as God intended?KG0KX

>>11302631
You may have hemorrhoids. If you don’t, then I’d ask your general care provider on their thoughts (don’t worry, I’m sure they’ve heard worse stories than what you were doing with your butt)

>>11302017 (OP)
I've bought at least one from a few of the more reliable brands. Aneros, Squarepeg, Topped toys, Blush, lovense and never really felt like either of them stick out as the GOAT.

I'm like a silver rank anal enjoyer, so my most used toy is the Blush Neo elite. It's honestly just a realistic cock with the duel density silicone that gives the texture of it feel AMAZING when taking longer strokes. Having the flexibility to really fuck myself hard and then when I'm getting overwhelmed switch to agonizingly dragging the surface across my prostate is the main thing I look for in toys.

The Hilt 75 has insane surface finish too that accomplishes the same thing. I feel like if I got more from topped toys I would finally be able to fill the anal sized hole in my heart. The problem is I think my Sigmoid is aggressive or something because i get significant discomfort with just a Hilt 75 and that's like entry level size for topped toys. How did you start getting into these bitch breakers?

>>11302631
Could be half a dozen different things, but no, you shouldn't be bleeding out of your ass at the lightest stimulation nor is it something to "overcome". You either have hemorrhoids, are scratching yourself, or you just lucked out into an early diagnosis of ass cancer. Consult a medical professional.

>>11302574
same desu
Ive also been looking at their other models since I wanted to get something a little more exotic than just the regular suction cup dildo I have right now
My current favorites are the Hephos and Mundir, both at medium size. Anyone got a recommendation?

>>11302574
Been thinking about this all day I'm probably going to pull the trigger on the medium. I think stepping up from my dildo to this would be a reasonable jump.
6.5" insertable > 7.8" insertable
1.5" diameter > 2" diameter (2.2" at the knot)
>>11302721
I've heard good things about the Mundir from anons in this thread. You could search the archives to see what anons have said in the past

>>11302696
Regarding the Hilt, I have the same size and the same issue. I think it's mostly the hook shape and density at the tip. It's an "almost incredible" toy. The contours on the way down and the knot are stellar, but the hook tip ruins it for me.
Oddly, I'm able to take my medium flared Chance all the way without much difficulty.

>>11302141
I've never done it, it just feels a little uncomfortable and "wrong" and I'm afraid of damaging anything. Besides I know how to cum hands free anyway.

>>11302176
That is not normal at all, anon.

>>11302333
>One time I got so high on weed before anal, I actually believed I had a pussy and subsequently had the most mind blowing anal orgasm ever.
God never been so jealous, bet you moaned like a girl too.

>>11302223
You are ready to ascend. Buy one of the dildos mentioned in the OP guides, life changing stuff.

>>11302586
We've been there, anon. We feel your pain.

I don't know why but I haven't had any bleeding from anal in months, maybe not even at all, all year. I even went pretty hard on myself last night and went light on lube to have a more friction-y sensation. Went to wipe up afterwards - zero blood. And I've had minor bleeding from shorter, less intense sessions. Any ideas? Has my butt-sluttiness somehow leveled up?

>>11302817
You shouldn't be surprised at there being no blood from anal wtf anon. You should be surprised at any blood at all ever and you certainly shouldn't just be continuing on as normal bleeding from your ass every time you fuck it

>>11302379
i usually lie on my side and arch my back however much it takes to slide further. alternately, you can go vertical, so if you don't want to squat or lean back with your arms to support you, just kneel and lower yourself down. or at least that's what works for me.

>>11302829
So you didn't read the comment and you can't answer the question, cool.

>>11302852
Dumb nigger. Nta but what is there to answer? You already know that you have learned from past mistakes and are now not tearing your asshole tissue.

>>11302017 (OP)
Yesterday I got really stoned and played with my ass for hours, starting with the small plug and ending with a prostate massager. I very nearly felt like I was gonna cum hands free at the end, but did not. How do you keep escalating the contractions in your butthole to orgasm?

>>11302809
I always moan like a girl, haha

>>11302721
>>11302745
the stoic is amazing

>>11302574
I buy where

>>11302753
Just keep at it and your ass will learn to submit

>>11302852
You are a fucking retard

>>11302868
Get real dick to pound you

>>11302888
https://neotori.com/product/comfy-wearwolf/

>>11302141
I've only recently passed it so I've been going past basically every time now. It's definitely not necessary.
It's hard to say what normal is from inside an enthusiast community. Most people who try anal don't do any research, think anal is supposed to hurt, and don't own a toy that can reach the sigmoid.

I really like riding big fat dildos, but sometimes I get a bit of blood but never a lot, but alarmingly sometimes a bit of blood actually comes out of my dickhole. What does this mean?

>>11302141
I do it everytime I do anal, it feels amazing, you're not really an anal slut unless you can take it past the sigmoid, it definitely takes some practice and the right toy but once you get used to it adds a completely new dynamic almost like a separate way to orgasm, sliding up and down on 12+in dildos is amazing

>>11302141
I dont actively try to go past the sigmoid but I think I do most of the time. I can fully insert shit like an XL flared chance and hilt a lot of my toys, but I feel I never had that thrill of going past the sigmoid. I dont think I can feel it, I just play with what I want to play. I'm trying to hilt my 4XL monster dildo from hankeys and can get about halfway down the toy. I don't really know what is and isn't my sigmoid, but I feel like with most things I'll get there eventually and insert the absolute monster toys I need to properly satisfy me these days.

>>11303023
speaking of mr hankey I was watching some of the vids on some toys I was interested in. the one with the little twink they have to showcase the sizes and all, and on his arm he has a fucking pink triangle tattoo. the one the nazis would brand homos with. why would someone get that branded on themselves like that, and why would a dildo company have that shown whatsoever related to their toys? Like why would you wanna think about genocide when looking at huge dildos to shove up your ass? like why would you do that lmao

>>11303007
take a guess, idiot

>Struggle with cumming to anal stimulation but find out I can "recharge" it by not masturbating for a week
>Do just that
>Prep for anal session tonight
>Accidentally finger myself in the shower (brain on autopilot)
>Cum everywhere
Great. Just fucking great. There's goes my whole fucking week. Gone.

>>11303051
I imagine the kind of person who would be interested in doing that would probably be kind of unusual.

>>11303185
isnt it good if you came from ass fingering?

>>11303215
No because now I need to wait another week for the ass to get sensitive enough to cum again. I'd rather be in the mood for it, not spontaneous like that.

>>11303051
>why would someone get that branded on themselves
From what I could find, "the symbol was later reclaimed by the LGBTQ+ community as a symbol of pride, resilience, and solidarity, particularly in the fight against homophobia and in remembrance of those persecuted during the Holocaust."

kind of a shame masturbating anally is something that cannot be done as often as normal masturbating. I have a high libido and need to cum a few times a day and while its nice to jack off, its also nice to be able to stuff your butt and fuck it till you're dizzy and completely satisfied. Life happens and even when you try to be clean and get time and overall make sure you can properly enjoy your butt, sometimes shit happens, pun partially intended. Oh well, at least when we can actually enjoy anal, it's a massive blast and feels so great.

>>11303297
Ah, just like blacks reclaimed the word nigger for themselves.

so uhh sometimes when I need to go I can feel some pressure on my prostate. But when I put some butt plugs in I don't feel the same pressure/stimulation. Are there any buttplugs that I made to press in or stimulate the prostate?

>>11302141
Yep
For now i want to train it so it don't hurts much and I'll be able to fuck my post sigmoid insides
During the last session, I sat on my dildo, which was inserted behind my sigmoid, for a full 15 minutes and my brain melted for a full 15 minutes~~

>>11302864
>>11302891
>go hard one time: blood
>go even harder and use even less lube: zero blood
>huuuurrr why le surprise durrrrr

>>11303329
>wahhh im a permanent victim wahhhhhhh

>>11302868
dildo

>>11303051
>Like why would you wanna think about genocide when looking at huge dildos to shove up your ass?

haha i know right dude imagine going on 4chan to look at porn lmao

just had a breakthrough using a dildo, i was thrusting for 2 hrs until it started to feel so good i could barely move it then my ass started trying to push out the dildo while i kept thrusting then i leaked out clear liquid that felt almost like cumming this was the closest i have been to actually cumming. is this what it is supposed to be like when you orgasm with a dildo?

>>11303377
get a prostate stimulator

>>11303479
It seems your body learned but your brain is still stupid. You don't bleed from going hard unless you perforate yourself. You bleed from iinsufficient lubrication.

>>11303484
Genocide? Bro was talking about nazis not israel.

>>11303480
You don't have to be. You can just be happy with who you are and stop being so vitriolic

>>11303598
But I did have insufficient lubrication, that's the entire point of my question.

For undisclosed reasons I won't be able to do anal for a few weeks. I'm only one week in and already I want it sooo bad.

>>11303662
i know that feel anon, and i dont even have a strong libido

>>11303682
Fuck, the desire just keeps building, and it's taking so much will power to not give in. I've been rubbing myself over my underwear for the past 30 minutes because I can't stand it anymore.

>>11303693
Can you not even stick your fingers in?

>>11303706
No

What lube do you guys use with your Hismith?
I've tried xlube (got a good deal on it) but it doesn't last very long.

>>11303693
>I've been rubbing myself over my underwear
I do that sometimes to when I know I'm done prepping for an upcoming session. I rub my hole far more often than my dick now. It's a total life changer.

>>11303007
Prostate cancer, go see doctor

>>11303051
Retards gonna retard

>>11303600
What exactly do you think they did lmao

>>11303662
Disclose it or shut the fuck up

>>11303713
Have you tried injecting lube internally, like with a lube shooter or something?
Ideal lubrication involves lube-to-lube contact rather than lube-to-surface. What I like to do is mix up the lube in a condiment bottle, so I can squirt it directly inside me, then I also sprinkle the toy with powder and spray it with water. But then again, I'm not using a machine, which I'm guessing is less forgiving.

>>11303726
you want to be smart so bad kek

>>11303758
U want to b edgy so bad u act like retard

>>11303713
Xlube in a lube shooter is goated for being railed by hismith

Anyone here pump their anus to get that donut

>>11303736
>>11303768
I'll try buying a condiment bottle and new lube shooter. Gonna also wait a while and give my ass a break... Been using my Hismith a lot.

I made a batch of klube that is too runny, can I just add more powder to it or would it be better to make a whole new batch altogether? I think I did 1 water bottle with 1 tbsp

>>11303802
No, but fuck you for making me crave donuts at midnight…

>>11303574
I do that too, when Im fucking myself I "push out" with my asshole like you would when taking a shit. I try to hold that "push" for as long as I can, it feels soooo good and for some reason it hits the prostate much harder when I do it.
And yeah you were probably leaking cum/precum.

Just done with another 30 minute ride in the shower :3. I need some goddamn kneepads they are all red

>>11303574
I have been riding 6" (5 insert) silicone dildo in years and consistently getting HFWO (very few times multiple as it drain stamina) but then after getting my first curved glass toy (bulbs out like pure wand) and started abusing my ass it changed me completely.
I feel like it is 100% more enjoyable than riding silicone plus it doesn't drain stamina and I keep leaking pre and pee (so I have a huge container for the mess) and do it over and over, also putting on dildo hero hmv/pmv takes it to the next level as if someone is fucking you (well I don't know yet but feel like it is in a way).
It's closer to a squirtgasm than cum HFWO, I never feel tired and I could end a session not cumming, just squirting. and to take it further to a higher level try using full spectrum 'cbd' or thc oil as lube. The ass break, the oil, I think awakened my nerves and my butt has become way too sensitive. Yes to answet the question this is different way to cum (squirt) and I prefer it over cum HFWO. the next step after long hours of squirting session is to twist the toy so it curves up like a tail and use stuff and make some fulcrum of sorts or elevate upper body while laying back (I use my feet to hold my glass toy since it is S shaped than C shaped) and cum from it - also recently only discovered this.

https://c.lovense-api.com/t2/k2sou8wf

Seen some others do this, figured i'd try it.

Link is for 5mins, but is set to unlimited, so if it's taken when you try, give it a few and try again.

>>11304000
Whoever just connected, there was a network issue, link's still up, so try again?

Do you sluts ever use a syringe to inject lube into your boipussy? Just putting it around the hole and on the toy never feels like enough for me. I always end up cutting my sessions short because, after a while, even just a plug starts to feel uncomfortable—not exactly painful, but kind of irritating.

>>11303767
oh no not edginess im pretty sure thats another sign of ass cancer

>>11304045
i usually just put some on the tip and put it in, repeat a few time for relubing
but this one time i was loose enough i managed to just squeeze some in from outside, hella lewd

>>11304045
I dont know if its just me but my ass legitimately started self lubricating after years of assplay. I only need some lube for the initial penetration and loosening my hole but after that I dont need any extra, I can keep going for a whole hour without drying out.

Anybody has experience with waxing yourself? I enjoy my sessions sooo much more when Im freshly clean shaven and smooth, but its frustrating that it only lasts for a day or 2 until it turns into sensitive stubble again.
I just want to get rid of any hairs around my ass and dick for a longer period

>>11304045
Every session, though I use a little condiment bottle rather than a syringe.
See my other comment: >>11303736

>>11302574
just get the biggest one so you have something to work towards to

Got my first plug, it feels a bit uncomfortable but keeps me hard. How much time I need to use it to be fully comfortable using it?

Has anyone here tried inserting an njoy wand and then using a Hitachi magic wand to vibrate it?

>>11304084
No but I've thought about it. Do you have any recommended waxing products?

>>11304045
I've considered purchasing a syringe but it just seems like overkill, it doesn't seem like it changes the process all that much. I can see it being useful if I walked around with a plug all day long but I just go for fuck sessions that last anywhere from 5 minutes to 5 hours.

>>11304149
Forgot pic

>>11303947
How do you ride in the shower? Is it even possible in a tub shower, or do you need a walk in? Because I struggle to find an angle that works.

Genuine question. Why does Bad Dragon even make dildos without either a suction cup or vac-u-lock? Is anyone actually going to manually fuck themselves with something like very large Ika?

>>11304045
I got a 100ml one and it is a game changer especially with abundant lube like K or X Lube. With an XL chance I can even lube up like 2 feet deep in my and be lubed for 2 days. It is a lot less messy too as lube stays in and doesnt dry or wash off.

>>11304084
I tried and it is messy but idk what i also never tried it before. Watch some technique videos. I just shave my butt once or twice a week. The creams work too.

>>11304045
Definitely.
I just use disposable normal syringes i guess 100ml ones.
It really helps, reduces lube time, lubes deeply, almost dont have to re-lube.
Do it, there's no excuse.

Have you guys ever just been sitting at your desk not remotely horny, then move/stretch in a certain way and almost dry orgasm on the spot? It's the hottest thing.

>>11304251
No and I am deeply jealous of your butt-slutdom ascension. I hope to reach such peaks someday.

i think i activated something in my butt, because i just wanted to warm up with some fingering in the shower but edned up cumming instead
and it still itches for more

>>11302021
Nen powered male pregnant….

>>11304251
sometimes a little while after a really good session i might stretch and roll around a bit and that makes my butt and insides feel good, makes me shiver, and gives me a boner, it feels a bit like an orgasm, but my dry orgasms when im being pounded are way more intense than that, so i don't know

>>11304318
Thanks for the inspiration right before I get in the shower

>>11304325
are you just here to dream about femboys who like getting dicked or something?

>>11304189
I think the idea is/was that the base is large enough to keep it in place, but this is a reasonable gripe. It feels anti-consumer that they charge extra for a non-standard suction cup that to my understanding is easily baked into the design. Don't they just concave the base slightly? Vac-u-lock is literally just a hole, it shouldn't cost extra.

>>11304132
I have both, I find that the magic wand is nice for warming up, but vibrations don't necessarily get me there. I have a g-spot attachment which better targets my prostate. With the soft surface of the wand it doesn't really transfer vibrations very well into the njoy wand, (or any other toy really) so the two toys aren't meaningfully compatible. I guess I could try popping off the cover and duct taping the two together. I'll report back on Friday afternoon.

>>11304251
After a really good and long sesh where I'm still just a little high, sometimes just breathing a certain way can bring me back to the edge. Gotta bully my prostate pretty hard to get there though

>>11304123
It depends on the toy material, the ergonomics of the plug, how big your first plug is, how often you wear it, and how much and what kind of lube you use. Could take 2-3 business days, could take 2-3 years. A smoother and glossier finish with body safe materials, an anchor shaped exterior portion with a thin neck, and lots lube with an internal squirt for posterity should be comfy very quick. Additionally, sizing up with your toys will make your old toys a more reasonable stretch by comparison. Never underestimate the importance of cleanliness for general comfort either.

What's your personality like? I've always been a softie and I feel this relates to why I like anal.

>>11304401
For me i think it's related to penis insecurity

>>11304251
Yes, especially if I'm getting fucked regularly. It makes me super sensitive down there.

>>11304369
It is pretty small to be honest, is a silicone plug and I've been using it putting water and soap for lubrication. It was cheap and the size seems enough to start.
Also, been using it around the afternoon has put me in the mood for get a bigger one with a cage if can make me get more stimulation from anal play.

>>11304401
Pretty introvert, so bottom toughts are natural.

I guess I just don't see the appeal of doing anal in the shower, it's nice but my bed is so much more comfortable and i can simulate getting fucked motions much better. is it just a matter of privacy for people who live with others?

>>11304421
Do you never leak lube on your bed

>>11304350
>>11304189
What did you expect from animal abusers

>>11303987
You're ready for the real thing now

>>11303818
Ayyy fellow hismithanon what patterns on xtoys you been using

>>11303802
Bumping question

Why thread so dead

Holy fuck
Knots are AMAZING

>>11304420
>soapy water as lube
How do you motherfuckers come up with dumb shit like this? Buy some lube

>>11304146
Nah I have no clue, never tried it before, I want to find some way to be smooth without hairs for a longer period

>>11304180
Im not sure how you would do it in a tub shower, I guess you dont have enough space. I have a basic shower cabin
>>11304421
I love it in the shower because I can get all messy and I can lube up as much as I want

>>11304657
It's expensive but you can buy an IPL machine for longer lasting hair removal

>>11303654
Apparently not, you didn't bleed my nigger

>>11302586
I became friends with a guy that has a girlfriend and he is into anal but she isn't and somehow she agreed with him getting fucked by me whenever he is in anal mood. Kinda hot having a girl watching me fuck another guy and encouraging me to do it hard

I love getting fucked in my pussy <3

Who else pumps their ass for the sensitive donut

>>11304553
People come for the images and stay for discussion. Post images with your comments.

>>11304421
Yeah I hate doing it in the shower. It's always wet and cold, not to mention cramped and no cushioned surfaces.
>>11304491
>>11304659
I throw down a waterproof sheet meant for bedwetters. You could also just use a towel.

>>11304132
>>11304355
Bad news everybody, I taped the njoy wand to the Hitachi magic wand after removing the spongey cover on the wand. Secured it pretty good with electrical tape. The transfer of vibrations was really weak, it seems like the Hitachi was vibrating it's handle, not the njoy wand. I think the njoy is just too heavy? It makes sense, it becomes the point of inertia cause of it's weight. I think if you want crazy vibrations deep in your hole you should consider a motor bunny or sybian

>>11304553
>pay us to post images
>pay us to post images AD INFINITUM
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FUCK THIS! I AM OUT!

>buy a 25 euro glass dildo
>"Made Of High Grade Borosilicate Glass"
>"body safe"
>read the fine print
>"SOLD AS A NOVELTY ONLY."
>"This product is intended for use as a novelty product only. For external use only."
>"Any product use for medical use or for use that has a adverse affect on any of the body is prohibited"
Huh? Are they saying that just to cover their asses for a lawsuit or something?

>>11304875
Covering their asses. If anything goes wrong it's not their fault.
Also it gets around certain anti-sex toy laws if they claim the dildo is purely decorative.

>>11304723
>Apparently not
You weren't there to see how little lube was on the toy, I don't think you get to have an opinion about that

>>11304491
Do you never own or purchase or wash towels

>>11304301
Time to serve your new master

>>11304745
Based

>>11304905
I love feeling my pussy expand as it makes room for a big cock <3

Hit a new limit trying a 2X Mel Harness on Wednesday. Never inserted anything that girthy before and used it for maybe 20-30 minutes. Felt amazing, drew no blood and wasn't even sore yesterday. Should I go again tonight or wait until tomorrow night for safety's sake? Not trying to cause fissures or anything, but all signs (and my horniness) seem to indicate I should just go for it tonight.

>>11302017 (OP)
How long do I need to edge before I can have a hands free orgasm from my prostate?

So, I think I might have pushed things too far and given myself a fissure. There was no blood whatsoever, but afterwards I felt a little pain and now my hole feels a bit moist every morning about an hour or so after showering and walking around. I'm not sure what size a typical fissure is, but the one i have feels somewhat large. Is there any way to have it heal while still engaging in anal play on my regular schedule (twice a week)? Will preparation h help with the healing?

>>11304955
Get a mirror, or a phone and take a look at what's going on there
while the wound is open you really should abstain, but once it has knitted together you can go again gently

https://c.lovense-api.com/t2/we5gcw6x

Please play with my butt while I clean around the house in a slutty outfit

I’ve been so pent up that I started basically leaking precum just putting in the plug >.< so no guarantees on how long I’ll last haha

Link lasts 10 mins but resets automatically, so if it’s taken, try again in a bit and the link might open back up!

>>11304955
Did you go past the "second hole" in your ass? My ass is often a bit leaky/moist for a few days after aswell if I do it with a large toy.

Like I wrote in the previous thread. Ive stopped going too deep because it isnt really worth it.

I've been seriously thinking finally hopping into the Hismith boat. Final question, is it really worth it? I'm able to get pretty good Os with just dildos, but at the same time I've heard so much good things about those. So, I just want to be sure before commiting.

>>11305054
YES.
Do not hesitate. Buy it right now!

What does a prostate orgasm feel like for you guys?
For me it's a big head rush like I'm falling over backwards and a weird warm feeling that moves upwards through my abs.

>>11305054
Its so fucking worth it especially when you get pounded in sync with some hot pmv via xtoys

>>11304903

No that's gay

>>11304874
Skill issue

>>11305054
Do it.
Only downside is the noise, but that just means I have to plan my days of play.

>>11305054
i wasn't surprised that i like mine as much as i do, but when i was dildoing myself my body responded best to hard thrusting, which is incidentally what a fuck machine excels at
so for me it was 100% worth it, but idk if it's for everyone, it's certainly not cheap, but you can go the ossm route which is a bit of diy but far cheaper
if i was going to do it all again i honestly would have bought one right from the outset

Any recommendations for a prostate massager?

I had an Edge 2 and it felt pretty good but it kept falling out - I'd really like something I can insert, turn on, and not worry about for a couple of hours.

I just fucking came from playing with my nipples in bed
I wasn't even prepared either now or have to wash my sheets
Faggots, what does this mean for my future

I'm glad nature made getting fucked feel good for males too.

DO you use porn at the same time? GPT seems to tell me it's not the best since it is better to concentrate on your own penetration. Watching porn at the same time is still the old male masturbation model I guess.

>>11305367
Have we really come to a point where we ask LLMs for prostate play instructions?
The no-porn sentiment is often repeated but at least in my case it doesn't really work. You can't just make your prostate feel good like you can rub one out, you have to be aroused. So if your mind, like mine, is racing at all hours of the day it's hard to just keep thinking about the toy entering me when there is no focus point.
Try it without, I guess, then try it with porn.

>>11305367
Sometimes seeing someone else getting fucked puts me into the mood to get fucked, like a sort of self-insertion.

>>11305367
I like to watch porn to get in the mood, and I just leave it playing in the background while my fuck machine keeps me pinned to the floor

I mixed up a batch of x-lube 2 maybe 3 weeks ago at this point and then only got the chance to buttslut once. How can I tell if the lube is still good? Does it just lose its thickness over time or does it actually go bad?

>>11304117
The biggest one is 10.4" insertable and 3" fat at the knot
I want a knotted cock deep in my guts for a few hours at least I don't think something that huge is good for longtime wear and if I wanted to feel THAT full I'm sure I could just buy a 10" knotted dildo
I also imagine working up from a 6.5" dildo to a 10.4" would take a while and I want that in me NOW

>>11305367
What I do is I place a webcam behind me while Im getting fucked by my hismith and then I face my monitor. Watching myself get railed and stretched out is so hot hnnnnggg. I have a pretty nice ass too so thats a bonus

Needless to say I have a bit of a self sexual fetish. I often fantasize about cloning myself and having orgies with my clones all day long

>>11305054
Wondering how good is the Servok compared to the Premium Hismith

>>11305054
Yes, it's amazing to just lay there and relax as it pounds you. It can agreesviely pound the cum out of you or do gentle long strokes as it milks you dry. As a side note it let me focus on my prostate a bit more and upped my anal game, I can now cum from my hush plug buy your mmv. When your laying their smiling covered in cum you defenitly won't regret getting it

>>11305509
It might get thinner over time, but if you made with distilled/disinfected water and kept it in an airtight container in the fridge it could last a long time without going bad because it's just water and polyethylene oxide. I put a little bit of one batch I made in a pill bottle and left it for almost a year at room temp and never saw anything grow in it, but didn't test it or anything.

Anybody else worried about friends or family members finding your toy collection? Holy fuck I have recurring nightmares of getting in some kind of accident, ending up in the hospital and then my parents taking my keys and entering my appartment to get some clothes and whatnot and then finding my toys and hismith fuckmachine.
I would legit jump in front of a train if that happens

>>11305577
a little, but i keep my toys in a locked office cupboard next to my PC
so either i'm going to get out of the hospital before it's opened, i'll be in a coma for such a long time that no one will care by the time i wake up, or i die or never wake up and it won't matter

>>11305599
Good idea to put that shit behind a lock I just leave my toys randomly lying around all over the place hehe

>>11305601
I have to be be careful since I hang out with my dad once a week at my place. Although I suspect he found some of my toys while I still lived at home, lol.

>>11305367
Always, it's even better when high

>>11305054
I don't own one and even I know it's worth it

I’m taking the plunge Anons. There’s different versions of Hismith on Amazon, which one should I buy?

>>11305628
A regular pro 1 is best. Whatever you do, do not buy the pro 3. I bought it as my first hismith purchase thinking it was more convenient but it fucking sucked

>>11305628
buy from an official hismith website if you can instead of amazon, often times they have a website for your own country unless you live in the middle of nowhere

>>11305638
Their official website was redirecting me to Amazon, but I’ll double check

>>11305637
I can’t seem to find a “pro 1,” but there were “premium” machines, is that what you meant?

>>11305638
they have an official amazon storefront, just avoid third party sellers (in general).

>>11305628
Make sure to get the one with the wireless remote and Bluetooth connectivity, then you can connect your phone to it and use the xtoys app to control it and have it run in any pattern you desire

friendly reminder

https://c.lovense-api.com/t2/q4h6zt1u
play with my butt for a while! (5 minutes use, ~1 hour on)
if it says link's taken, it means someone else is currently using it, if it says link expired, that means it's done for the day

>>11305572
I made it with tap water and kept it in a plastic water bottle in a drawer in my room

>>11305737
If you're in the US quite a bit of the tapwater is chlorinated, which will cause it to break down a bit faster, but there shouldn't be anything really wrong with your old lube otherwise
Klube has sugar in it which will cause it to go off, but xlube is just a fairly inert polymer

>>11305577
My wife would take care of it in any situation involving me being incapacitated, so no worries there.
We never have people in our bedroom, so I guess if we end up having kids, we'll probably have to make the toy drawer more secure.
Having a house has really made this type of thing easier.

>>11305737
Like the other anon said, the chlorine is basically your only concern there. It can degrade the lube so it doesn't mix as well or get as slippery. It'll help to filter/boil the water first, which will eliminate the chlorine. I just make it with some extra water from my kettle after I've made tea.
I often store it in my toy drawer, sealed at room temp, for a few weeks without issue. However, I tend to dump it and remake it after that long, since I'm using j-lube, which has sugar in it and can grow bacteria easier.
As an aside, I also tried using some xanthan gum in my most recent batch. Very thick and gooey, which was kind of nice, but it didn't lubricate quite as well. I've heard of people adding other things to lengthen the shelf life or change texture, so maybe you could look into that if you're worried.

>>11305664
Pro 1 or Premium 1 is what theyre called when I look it up at least. Its just the standard model, thats what you should get, none of the weird fancy models. You want one that has good thrusting length at least

Ordered my wax, gonna try it for the first time, I want to be smooth for a long time Im tired of shaving

Anal orgasms are amazing, incredible, indescribably good feeling... I love the slow build-up as I gradually lose my thoughts and inhibitions until I reach a climax and just ride wave after wave of it for several minutes at a time.

>>11305707
>>11305707
Do any machines out there have a torque limiting clutch or something along those lines

>dream about anal all week
>finally have privacy
>prepare
>extremely horny
>get dildo inside me
>cum immediately shoots out of my dick
>lose all interest in continuing
Well, fuck

>>11302379
Kneel above it and sit on it. It helps if you raise it up by putting it on a bowl or box or something. It's easiest if it has a suction cup but holding it might be manageable as well.

>>11305304
You are ready for permanent chastity

>>11305509
I've never had any issues with just letting it sit at room temp for weeks or months

>>11305565
Not worth the price increase

>>11305628
Premium 3.0 no rgb shit on motor, just make sure it has app control

>>11305920
You need to get tied down and fucked until second orgasm to break the cycle

any guides on soft vs med vs hard firmness?

Fantastic discovery recently, boys: my fap orgasm and anal orgasm cooldowns are separate so I can literally swap between the two any time

>decide to fap
>was planning on an extended porn fap sesh with edging and eventual massive cumshot
>and then the power goes out
>no power means no porn
>sure I could just jerk off using my mind like some kind of caveman but that wasn't what I wanted
>decide to do anal instead
>have a quick douche which is all I need because I eat vegetables and fibre and not 100% deep-fried corn syrup like the average American
>retreat to my bedroom and spend about two hours ripping off orgasm after orgasm
>power comes back on
>clean up and go to lounge to resume original plan to fap
>edge and goon for another hour to a massive cumshot and an incredible orgasm, which I think was enhanced by the prostate play before
>clean off and see my Njoy sitting on my bed, lube still out and old sheets still there
>realise I could go for it
>no dick desire but could definitely stand to diddle bum again
>lie down and lube up again
>have a few more orgasms
>clean off and return to lounge
>porn paused still
>get hard and feel like fapping
>do so, have another pretty nice orgasm from it
>go to bedroom to clean off and see Njoy and lube on bed
>realise I could do it again
>kinda hungry though so opt against it
>next day do it again
>realise both types of orgasms are on different timers so I can swap between them for extended sessions
>well there goes my whole weekend

My anal orgasms are dry and feel like female orgasms with tons of moaning and spasming.

I think I had one once, at first it didn't feel like much, I mean it was underwhelming compared to muh ejaculation, but the best was afterwards, it was like my ass was radiating slight but constant pleasure for at least one hour after, so no 'post nut' bullshit, on the contrary. Still trying to reach something again, I'm grinding too much though, I'm still trying to get buttslutgasm as if it was ejaculation I guess.

>>11306019
That's how they're supposed to feel. Softer, milder, but ultimately as endless as you can handle

>>11306122
That exactly what a real anal orgasm feels like, and the trick is to a) replicate what you were doing right down to toy, position, angle, and speed, and b) separate yourself away from penile orgasms and how they should feel and see your anal orgasms as being different but still just as good. Like I said above, they're milder and less explosive, but once you nail what got you there you can then work out how to repeat them. Not just once, but any time, on demand, and repeatedly. There's no post nut clarity with anal so you can literally do them any time you want

>QOTD
2 sextoy,
a Square peg and these which have the same texture and are really confortable to sit and ride
https://www.amazon.de/Jinqian-Expansion-Stimulator-Fl%C3%BCssiger-Erotische/dp/B08HLKSX9J?th=1
it replaced almost all my sextoys, the squarepeg is just for warming up

>>11306169
>chinesium
I assume you've confirmed it's not made of asscancer putty?

Im such a degenerate gooner that I booked a solo 2 week vacation at some cottage in the nature. Just because I want hours long fuckmachine sessions in complete privacy.
God I cant wait, Im dripping precum just thinking about it. I even bought 3 new dildo attachments in anticipation

>>11305920
My boyfriend is like that too
>both of us work a lot during the week
>he wants to have sex at the end of the week
>he puts on cute girly clothes and puts on his favorite hentai stuff on screen
>I start to fuck him and less than 5 min of pumping, moaning and groaning he cums before me

Im pretty sure Im giving myself IBS by cleansing too often lol. I just cant help myself Im addicted to anal

>>11306187
Based buttslut.

>>11306188
>my boyfriend
God I wish I was a fag but I simply can't like the idea. As much of a cuck I am I still need the whore.

Any recommendations for a good knotted toy that isnt too long in insertable length? I feel like for most of them you have to go quite deep to reach the knot, I dont really enjoy going too deep.

>>11306260
I own a large Tharin from neotori and can recommend it. Seems like what you're looking for.
Keep in mind that in soft it won't be able to stand upright.

>>11306289
Thanks ill check it out

>making coffee
>have a spontaneous analgasm

>>11306225
same desu, i fucking love being pounded but dammit i just dont find men attractive, its a strange way to be

Where doed one aquire quality media I can post here.

>>11306260
i like my widget from primal hardwere. best reason is the knot is actually inflatable. its their smallest so depending on your limits you might want more though.

>>11306260
depending on your size, it's not a bad idea to be a lot more open to a knotted toy if it's on the smaller side. If you are a size queen and want knotted toys, bad dragon has a few good short but fat toys with knots like spritz the speardragon, tucker, diego, fenrir, roland and david. Mr hankeys also has a short but fat knotted dog dildo on top of other options. I would, if you're ok with it, getting a toy a little larger than smaller because you can always stretch onto the toy, and thus your toy will last longer for you, sexual enjoyment wise.

What's the biggest toy you've taken?

>been cumming so much and so hard Im largely exhausted
>in between sessions rehydrate and just recover
>times I will start dozing off out of the blue and start losing consciousness
>snap back to reality and keep going since im still so horny and would maybe like to eat
>waiting for the next kick in my retarded high libido to kick in so I can bounce on a huge silicone cock
struggling from success over here

>>11306431
uhhh, details please? coffee and analgasms are two of my favorite things ever

>>11306532
https://rule34.xyz

>>11306625
colours pleasures 10 inch

>>11306652
i know how you feel, thanks to weed i've accidentally taken long 2 hour naps after anal because i was so tired and relaxed. how long was your longest session?

>>11306657
I just get random low intensity anal orgasms doing regular things, like making coffee.

>>11306625
A 4.5 inch diameter dual density silicone plug. It feels like I'm getting fucked so haaaard with it.

>>11306663
easily over 12 hours. I don't do gentle foreplay and slow riding, I think that would only be for me if I get a hismith or some other fuck machine. I need to FUCK when im horny for anal and I will bounce and ride a toy to orgasm. I probably got 16+ orgasms during that time period. Now like I said this isn't all at once. I get horny again, I slip in a big fat dildo, and I fuck it till I cum or I get the orgasm. I know I am completely tapped out when I cannot get hard anymore and I need to lay there, doing EVERYTHING I can just to even get an erection. I will have some huge ass horse dildo or some other toy about halfway or so in me, fleshlight/futa sex torso wrapped around my cock, cockring snugly behind shaft and dick, the porn that always get me to cum going nonstop, and I will be laying there like some dying man in the middle of the desert, drenched in sweat, depleted from all fluids, still trying to squeeze one last orgasm out. I am sore, joints burn, muscles are screaming at me, sweat stinging my eyes, but I just GOTTA get that last orgasm out. After who knows how long, I FINALLY get some weak dry orgasm and after that I stick a towel between my buttcheeks, lean against something while trying not to black out, drink anything I have near me, and pass out for 12+ hours. After waking up you just feel so recharged and happy with life.

Of course this is just the most extreme and hardcore sessions for me. I'm not there (yet). I kinda wanna order some pizza to round off this week lol but I also still wanna fuck my ass.

>>11306625
4XL Mr Hankeys Monster Dildo, little over halfway

>>11306173
It tastes fine to me

>>11306260
Topped toys Hilt75

It burns a bit right around the exterior when I do anal stuff now never used to be this way and it’s not stds I’m a virgin
Anyone else experience this?

>>11306792
It's either a reaction from the toy or lube, or it's just wear and tear on your hole/haemorrhoids

If the toy is any chineseum material such as jelly rubber, PVC, latex, cyberskin (or real feel/UR3), scented coatings, flavoured coatings, and low-quality silicone blend, discard it

If your lube contains glycerin, parabens, propylene glycol, nonoxynol-9, menthol, artificial flavors, artificial fragrances, sorbitol, and alcohol (such as benzyl alcohol), change it

If it's neither, you might just have micro tears or haemorrhoids. Take a break for a few weeks, get more water and fibre into your diet, and don't do it as much without taking breaks

>>11306792
Usually a lube thing, check the ingredient label

Do you wish you were female?

>>11306812
ye

>>11306812
I think so

>>11306812
i don't have any strong opinion on it, i think i'd prefer just being feminine. i'd miss my prostate.

If you guys have a particularly sloppy bowel movement do you take it as a sign that buttstuff is off the table for the day or do you just give it a thorough clean and carry on?

>>11306812
No, I love anal masturbation but aside from that Im just a regular straight guy. No attraction to men at all

>>11306878
I'm particular with anal cleanliness. If I'm not regular and can't get fully clean, anal is a no go for me.

>>11306878
>>11306910
>Food poisoning 3 weeks ago
>Still struggle to properly get clean

Life is not worth living without filling yourself up

>>11306878
Im risky. Ill still try even if it isnt a super clean movement. I do have a shower enema hose so I can deep clean easily. Psylium husk makes my poops rock hard and constipated.

>>11306625
Bad dragons XL Baron hilted.

I don't get douching. Sometimes I clean up 4-5 times and I still make a mess, then I don't do it at all and I'm peachy clean. Fucking how?

>>11306903
I wish there were more of us

>>11307076
I should try fiber supplements, altho I have a pretty good diet myself I dont often have solid clean shits. Would make it much easier to clean
Any bad side effects from them?

>>11306792
Aids

>>11306878
Go until I'm completely prepped and squeaky clean

>>11306812
lol no. i don't even like images in this general of women doing anal

>>11306878
I mean I've powered through and did extra cleaning before but maybe you and I have different definitions of "particularly sloppy", I can't remember the last time I had a bowel movement that was that bad. If I'm horny enough, I'll spend extra time in the bathroom cleaning. It's not like my prep time ever lasts longer than my anal time. Plus, psyllium husk has made the whole process easier.

>>11302017 (OP)
Pegging vs riding a dildo, what am I in for?
After getting adjusted to anal I'm gonna let my gf peg me. I understand the obvious "someone else is in control of the dildo" angle, but for those of you who both ride rubber cocks and have then thrust into you by someone else, what are some things to know ahead of time?

>>11306812
of course

>>11305050
i don't know how to tell if i did, though i'm pretty sure that's not the issue. i got a new toy that proved to be a bit too big for me, but i stupidly pushed myself to get it in anyways.

>>11305577
i think my family already knows i'm a bit of a freak. they would probably be surprised by how large my collection is more than anything.
>>11306173
i'm i crazy, or did the artist put the prostate in the wrong place in that pic?

>go to adult store
>browsing around
>finally ask question i was wanting to ask about if there was any lube or stimulant that would help make a prostate more sensitive
>guy doesn't know but points to something for a female G spot thats supposed to help the area rubbed swell in side
>says it might work
>mentions theres 2 dollar samples he can sell if i dont want to commit to the 25 dollar purchase
>whynot.jpg
>he then changes his mind at the counter, and says he'll give it for free
>he just wants me to come back and let him know if it worked
top jej

>>11307184
Certainly looks that way.

>>11305577
One time I ordered a chastity cage and when it arrived I found the amazon box opened and sitting on the kitchen table.
I assume my dad opened it by accident, but he never said a fucking word about it. Never noticed a change in attitude either.
It's possible he just cut the tape for me and never looked, but I doubt it.
The worst case scenario happened and nothing ever came of it.

>>11306812
Only wrt sex, I think it would probably suck to be a woman, but I do love taking dick, and if you're a hot girl you can get as much dick as you want whenever you want it

>>11306812

For sex, yeah. For everyday life, fuck no.

>>11307188
That man wants that customer feedback, what a salesman.

>>11307224
I know everyone is mad about ai slop, but honestly I'm just glad there's more /d/ stuff being made, I even jerked off to the video gen thread on /gif/ the other day which was full of futas

>>11306812
no, but like >>11306877 I do like the idea of being feminine.
If I were a woman Id probably not even be into anal as much as I am.

my bigger envy with "being a woman" is that there is a lot of unsaid privileges in our society that comes with being a woman. yes there is downsides too, but I don't think they out weight the privileges.

if you are a woman, only if you are hideous, have poor hygiene or are mentally unwell on a cray cray level 10 that you will experience the same rejection or invisibility the average male experiences.
if I remember correctly the rank of unsaid privileges on our society goes somewhat like this

1.retarded children
2.cats
3.hot women
4.hot men
5.average looking women
6.dogs
7.average looking men
8,ugly women / ugly men
9,non-passing trans
10.horses
11.cattle / chicken
12.clowns, gods biggest mistake

if you were to ask me clowns have to be killed on sight and people just dont do it because its illegal. I think they should make an exception

>>11307148
Nevermind, she's being a cunt and I'm redacting her privileges

>>11307453
U want to transition and are scared you will be a hon it’s ok sister

>>11307485
That's a perfectly reasonable fear tho

new to this https://c.lovense-api.com/t2/2tgbdxz1

>>11306878
I don't get people that have sloppy shits. Like if you just eat vegetables and grains your shits are normal. Sloppy shits happen when you have an illness or have an American diet of deep-fried fructose every day. Just eat better

>>11307093
Same as above. All I need to clean out before anal is 100-150mL of water in a quick douche, IF I even need to bother. Just eat better

>>11307110
Just eat better bro, literally that easy

Literally every person that talks about improving shit quality just needs to get off of the Amerifag diet and eat some fucking fruit

Does anyone know of a prostate massager that plugs into the wall (cord-powered)? I've gotten so close to having a dry orgasm several times but it takes me awhile to get there and the damn thing always dies in the middle of my session.

I'm also sick of recharging it.

Also, are there any toys out there that will simulate me getting my cheeks clapped nice and hard?

>>11307630
hitachi and an add-on head? don't really know what they'd be called but start with the wand and google will help you with the rest.

>>11307630
Just get a hismith fucking machine

>>11305577
>be with previous live-in gf
>kept my shit hidden, she was dumb was never going to find it
>play a day
>next morning, wash my garterbelt and slutty skirt by hand
>leave it to dry with some dishes, out of sight
>ex gf finds the stuff and confronts me
I had to tell her pretty much the truth, that since there's no action in the bedroom, I had too look for porn and dressing up. It was embarassing as hell, but I couldn't say anything else.
Luckily she never found my real stash, with a 5 inch dildo, chastity cage, 3 butt plugs, a couple dresses, tons of panties, mostly hers, enema bucket, lube and condoms.
Now living with another girl, I keep my shit in my car. I tossed away half my shit when I found out my parents had run through my slutty shit drawer, but I'm sure they thought these things were my ex's. They never said anything.
My current GF found panties that don't belong to her, THANK GOD those were normal panties on the bigger side, not g-strings.
I just told her I hauled my shit from my house and some of my ex's shit got in my mistake. She bought it.
If she finds my stuff I'll have to confess what I do and try to get her to do it with me.

>>11302574
So I bought the medium one after having a small mundir, damn its pretty big! Gonna take some working up to

>>11307723
Man compared to your story Ive been pretty lucky. Been doing anal play for over 10 years and nobody has ever found anything.

>>11307188
Do you know what's in whatever you bought that makes it do that (or just what the product name is, or whatever)? I've been looking for this sorta thing for a while.

Had my first anal orgasm(s). Caged my dick before starting an anal session. First orgasm came easy, played for about an hour. This shit is so easy with a cage.

>>11307724
Am I underestimating how much an extra .5" on the diameter is? It doesn't sound like a particularly big jump

>>11302017 (OP)
have any of you sluts been fisted
how does it feel?

i am SO CLOSE to a HFWO but i CANT STOP PISSING MYSELF!
i even PISSED MYSELF while BALLBUSTING with an ANEROS IN!
luckily i had a towel down because there was no way i was making it to the toilet
hydrate, don't hydrate, can't win out here bruh
im still optimistic i'll get it eventually

>>11307831
>i even PISSED MYSELF while BALLBUSTING with an ANEROS IN!
um...hot as fuck

>>11307188
That's actually great

>>11307831
same
problem is i cant get horny enough without an edible, which makes my mouth dry as fuck, which makes it impossible to not want to drink water, which makes it so even if i pee everything before i start a session, i last so long eventually i just end up needing to pee anyways again
its a vicious cycle

in other newa, anyone know about pygeum and its effects on anal play? i know its healthy long term but what of improving sensitivity and such?

>>11307828
I do self-fisting sometimes. It feels wonderful when the whole arm inside of you. Actually fisting was my first anal goal.

>tip of my stainless steel plug is a little too pointed
Can I just file it down and round it out a little more?

Anyone tried Lovense "orgies"?

>>11307831
>>11307889
I dont drink water before or during anal play, maybe just a small sip if I go for a longer session. If I have to pee its basically over because I cant focus on my prostate if my bladder is full and I cant go back to enjoying it after peeing. So Im avoiding it at all cost. You can compensate your hydration afterwards

>>11307940
I wouldnt recommend it since unless you have proper finish equipment itll just be rougher texture possibly with whatever dust being in the cracks. Id try putting a few condoms on it with a tiny band at the base to keep them tight and see if that smooths it enough

>>11307828
Only done self fisting but I like it, althought I'd say knot dildos are the better way to do it

>>11307723
Do both of your girls hate it or something? Mine likes crossdressers and likes to dress up with me

>>11307889
Pygeum makes me leak more which is hot, but for anal purposes I had more luck with a few days of lecithin. Made my prostate feel full.

> Had to stop before I even got started due to bleeding again.

I guess it just ain't meant to be, anons...

>>11308130
iktf anon, it's been a problem for me too. I suppose i've been trying to go too big because every time i have to take a substantial break. Need to get a plug.

>>11306663
>>11306652
Mr. Bragaboutit.

Before the thread ends, can anyone tell me if I can use CBD oil as (prepatory) lube? Not for the action, but for the warmup/loosening up.

I don't have THC lube on hand, and it's a little too late to take an edible. Plus waiting for the thing to kick in is a real drag.

>>11306812
hell nah. I do wish I was more comfortable with myself though. Having to stop midway because I feel cringe is hell on the self-confidence, but that goes for jerking it too.

>captcha: ARHS0
lmao

>>11308130
dude you need to relax and be patient
also give your body time to heal...

>>11306812
Can I magically keep my prostate? If no then hell no I just got a prostate orgasm and I am never going back.

>>11306812
>periods
>pregnancy
>weakness
fuuuuuuuuck no. luv em tho. i wish feminization stuff weren't so linked to butt play. i just want to be a big handsome stud getting pegged in his jockstrap.

Got a machine. Can't tell if I'm not enjoying it because xlube keeps drying out, my first dildo is too big, or if I just need something to hit prostate and not just slide in/.out.

Assuming it's the last one, any recommendations?

>>11308190
try some different angles and positions, i like to have it on an angle slightly upwards sometimes, and slightly downwards other times, really gotta point it at the prostate, i also like to vary the speed, interspersing periods of rough pounding with periods of slower lovemaking

Getting this in the mail today... Can't wait to sit on this after a long day of work and get stretched out like a fag

Hey enema anons - can someone try this for me next time they're goin at it and report back in with the results.
You'll need to acquire Sodium Alginate and Calcium Lactate from either Amazon or a chef's supplies outlet online for pretty cheap. Some food safe colouring would be fun, but not entirely necessary to the process, and I'm also curious to see if the mixture would bond with the polyethlyne of JLube/Xlube/whatever
Take total amount of water to enema, divide into two equal amounts (e.g. total of 400ml = 200ml | 200ml)
add 1.5% solution of sodium alginate to one solution, stir until absorbed, and a 1% solution of calcium lactate to the other. Optionally add food colouring and/or lube
Inject one mixture in total at a time.
In theory this should create a jelly substance that consists of a thickened jelly on the outside, and a liquid on the inside (it will completely jellify over time tho)
Which could be perfect for simulating personality excretion/slime play
Pls check in with results
pic related quick scribble of idealised outcome for u :)

>>11308208
I see the vision, but I’ve got two concerns. First, does this mixture expand at all at any point? Outside wouldn’t be as much of an issue, moreso just gotta portion correctly, but inside? Recipe for disaster. Second: what would this do to your gut bacteria? I’d like to not need bacteria culture assistants for a month afterwards

>>11308245
good questions, I have no answers as for gut bacteria affection, however given that it's not intended to go into the small intestine I can't imagine it being too detrimental, at least any more so than using your favourite lubricants - especially so given the fact that both products are used in culinary environments regularly, and have published medical studies on their individual applications to persons. I think they've even trialled using them individually as enemas for whatever purpose.
>does the mixture expand at any point?
Yes but no. When the mixtures combine and diffuse, they form molecular bonds that create a jellified "shell" layer with a liquid interior - think boba popping pearls, it's literally what they're made out of.
The longer the shelled gel mass sits in the solution, the thicker the shell becomes as it absorbs the fluid contained within - so it shrinks from the outside in.

alright fellas i have the house to myself for a few days, i'll work out how sharing a hismith on xtoys works and report back some time around this time tomorrow, maybe a little earlier

>>11306812
Not really. It probably is easier and opens up a wider variety of good looking fashion but it wouldn't be me. I have wondered what a vaj would really feel like though.
>>11306903
Men that want a little rear action when they get head are the most oppressed>>11307485
Yeah just fuck over your health and mutilate yourself. I'm sure everyone that does it will be the 1 in a million that looks strange before disgusting instead of just disgusting

>>11308308
Women's fashion is more interesting than men's, even just in terms of silhouettes women get it all

>>11299593
I need this anon to report back or another anon who owns one of or both of these to give their impression

>>11308332
I own a medium and a large and I would not recommend them unless you're regularly going beyond the 2nd sphincter and even then they have trouble staying in if you stand up.
It tickles the imagination the right way when you look at a photo but in reality it sucks as a plug. The plug "handle" does make it more convenient to manually use as a dildo compared to one with a flared base, however.

>>11308334
desu a part of the appeal to me was that if it did end up being whatever as a plug then it's still a decent sized knotted dildo of which I do not own one so all that would mean is also buying a nice fat plug too at some point in the future
Would you recommend it on the grounds of just fucking myself with it?

>>11307726
Yeah I'm an idiot. Man I even anal played, including dressing up, taking pics, enema, no locks or anything, even when my ex was in the house. She NEVER went out, so I had no option. Funnily enough I was never caught that way, it was that stupid skirt and garter belt that did me in.
>>11307994
Thing is, I'm ashamed of this hobby of mine. After the ex caught me, I just confessed I waa sexually starved and that if we had a normal sexual relationship I'd simply stop, which I did. She was very understanding and nonjudgemental. She also only let me fuck her aas like twice, so I assume she wouldn't want to penetrate mine.
New gf, I don't know how she would react. I've a manly personality, am a handyman at home, play soccer and shit. Guess I'm judging myself before any girl has had the chance to.

>>11308337
If you actually like manually fucking yourself with a dildo then it's a safe buy imo.

Got my bumble hooves yesterday and tried it out today. Really like it, I'll definitely be using it often.
I need to clear out my toy drawer, it's getting way too full of things I don't use anymore.

>>11308388
Consider the possibility that your sexual preferences are not inherently shameful.

>>11307773
I wish I could use mine, it's such a nice mental adjustment. My testicles hang really tight to my body and one of them always pulls itself back into the ring over time, which is extremely painful. I tried a strap and it didn't really change anything.
Sometimes I use a jock strap so my dick is at least mentally contained, though not functionally.

>>11308308
>Men that want a little rear action when they get head are the most oppressed
Its fine, Ive learned to live with it. Maybe one day I will get a girlfriend that will love stuffing things in my ass, if not, itll just remain a solo thing. I enjoy regular sex just as much.

>>11308388
>New gf, I don't know how she would react. I've a manly personality, am a handyman at home, play soccer and shit. Guess I'm judging myself before any girl has had the chance to.

I know that feel, Im the same way. I give off zero vibes to anybody that I would be into that kind of shit. So I share it with nobody.
My last girlfriend gave me no indication of being interested in anal whatsoever, neither to herself or to me, I tried to jokingly bring it up one time and it instantly got shut down. So I just didnt really bother.
Im quite happy that nobody in my life has ever found anything related to anal play, their perception of me would change forever. In a way I think I wouldve had a much easier time if I was just a raging homosexual or feminine guy lmao

Edge 2 feels... weird idk... it's like it's too much, too curved idk... I've lowered the vibrations but it still feels like I've just some rumbling medical device up my ass.

>>11308411
>>11308433
Fuck , guys. So as I was typing the above, I got a message from her saying that she found porn on her laptop, a trans compilation.
Now she says that I'm not sure of my sexuality and she can't deal with that.
I replied we'd have to speak in person.
Goddamn I'm really careless with this shit.
What do? I'm thinking just saying I wanted to masturbate when she was gone 4 days and that its just porn, that I don't intend to do anything IRL, it's just an illusion.
Halp?

>>11308458
>too curved
the neck is adjustable. Bend it back if it's poking too hard

>>11308489
>she can't deal with the fact you might be attracted to trans women or be bisexual
I'd dump her ass for that but that's just me not advice for your situation

>>11308489
Date to discriminate, my dude. If your sexuality is an issue for her, she's not the one. You'll just have to talk it over with her and decide together if this is an issue. Partners work together against problems instead of individually against each other.
That being said, an accusation of you being unsure of your sexuality sounds pretty rude. There's a bigoted undercurrent to it, in my opinion. But, I haven't seen the actual phrasing. Maybe she's just scared.
Better to find out about problems and break it off sooner than later. Four years hurts less than five.

>>11308489
i'm bi and i'd dump anyone who left tranny porn on my laptop. limit your porn use.

>>11308489
Could just tell her you're a little bi. Kinda wraps everything up with minimal explanation, and it's close enough to the truth.
If that's a dumpable offense, she's a piece of shit. Can't even handle a fucking 1 on the kinsey scale.

>>11308499
>>11308506
She says she doesn't think she can talk about it, that she doesn't think she's capable of understanding.
I'll use your Partners phrase today. You're right it's rude for her to accuse me of being unsure of my sexuality.
>>11308524
I don't know, I mean maybe I am a bit bi? I just like tranny porn for the fantasy aspect, really.
>>11308513
Your reaction would be that severe? Why, you're even bi.

>>11308544
Understand what? That not everyone is straight? I'd kick her bigoted ass to the curb
This is also ignoring the elephant in the room of being attracted to trans women doesn't make you not straight but that's not a conversation to have on 4chan

>>11308489
unrelated but i love the forced bondage wedding theme, especially with the gag. seen it only once before (in a game) and it's the best.

>>11307132
Ah your retarded

>>11307479
Your loss, pgasm best gasm

>>11308513
Transphobic faggot

>>11308544
because you can't control yourself. porn use is one thing, but using another person's computer for porn is excessive. even if it were something i were into, i'd be upset that and disappointed that my partner couldn't keep it together enough to simply wait until he or she were using their own device or just use their imagination. i don't wanna clean your jizz off my keyboard and i don't want a rundown of your favorite pornos when i'm looking through my search history for that song i was listening to the other day.
>>11308580
you will never be a woman, as you are of course aware.

>>11307148
pegging is way more fun. having someone elses hands on you is a world of difference.

>>11308597
Of course I won't be a woman, I have a peen

But I'm still not a retarded faggot like you

>>11308513
Dude same, why the fuck are you downloading porn onto MY laptop. But if they made a typo and it was their laptop that the gf found the porn on that's a different matter.

To me it's more about the "downloading porn onto someone else's device" is just weird to me and feels very much like extreme porn addiction

>>11307184
>i'm i crazy, or did the artist put the prostate in the wrong place in that pic?
No one truly knows where the prostate is, much like the clit, it illudes all searches and inspections

Thread's re-lubed and ready for use!
>>11308939
>>11308939
>>11308939

>>11308208
I'm definitely gonna try this later. But I'm not sure if it will mix properly if you add one enema after another without stirring it up.