>>11316079
>What was your most embarrassing moment with anal?
During one session, I decided to experiment with coconut oil. I'd been watching some of those Evil Angel scenes where they go nuts with the squirt bottles of oil and I wanted to know what it felt like (it was okay, I still prefer Xlube). I squirted quite a bit into my ass, but I douched a few times with warm water after the session so I thought I was good. Next day, I had a lunch date with a friend. I remember right before stepping out the house, feeling a fart coming on. I let it out, no biggie. Go about my day. Wasn't until later in the day when I got home and changed into comfier clothes that I saw I had a dark spot on the ass of my grey pants. Yup, coconut oil. Apparently I still had some in my system when I farted. Obviously not enough for me to feel anything wrong when I let it rip, but enough to go through my underwear and leave a ~1" circ. stain on my pants. I want to believe my friend didn't notice since they're the kind of person who would let me know if I had a booger hanging out my nose or something stuck in my teeth but fuck, I wanted to die. So I think I'm done with coconut oil forever.