A thread dedicated to sharing pictures, stories and advice about anal masturbation and sex.
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>Question of the day
What was your most embarrassing moment with anal? What happened exactly? Was it something really tame or was it a complete disaster? Do you look back on it with utter horror, humor, or some other emotion? Let us know, text/blogposting encouraged!

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>FAQ -Please read before posting!
https://rentry.org/analgenfaq

>Regdude's Technical guide to anal
https://github.com/regdude/anal

>Panty's Guide to Anal Training & Blowjobs
https://imgchest.com/p/vj4j8j6978m

>SurfboardPotato's Guide to Prostate Play
https://old.reddit.com/r/CumFromAnal/comments/8w065w/a_guide_to_prostate_orgasms_from_someone_very/

>The Lighter Test & What It Does
It's a way to know if your chinesium toy is in fact silicone. Follow this guide:
https://dangerouslilly.com/2014/03/deciphering-results-of-flame-test/

>Anon’s Guide to Knotting
https://rentry.org/anons-dildo-knotting-guide

>Say hello
https://tagmap.io/tag/analgen

>Sock & Condom Stretching
https://imgur.com/SJf78lU

>Anon does the math with J-Lube
https://imgur.com/a/cuLRo2u

>JLube Testing by /ftt/ ScienceAnon
https://pastebin.com/EJsAc4GU

>Cleaning techniques and alternative methods
https://pastebin.com/FLWghXvy

>Mindgasm
https://youtu.be/9pSzsx3NwIs

>Slim Shell Mold Making Tutorial (DIY Dildos)
https://files.catbox.moe/m7ansn.pdf

I'm surprised by how quickly I can climb the dildo diameter. Last week 2.5 inches were barely doable, and now it's no struggle, however, now I'm genuinely disappointed by the lack of stretch.
I want to buy some dildos, plugs, and anus training dildos from Temu. Do you have any experience?
What's the biggest toy you can take rn?

>>11316079 (OP)
>QOTD
>decide to take a weed + smoke break in the middle of session
>hotbox in my bathroom, feeling great
>put in my lovense hush, throw on clothes and step outside to smoke my cigarette
>minding my own business on my front steps
>neighbors see me smoking
>neighbors have never spoken to me once since I moved in but decide today of all days to speak to me
>neighbors don't even speak english but are trying to ask me something
>my buzz from the weed is creeping in quick
>now i'm trying to communicate with them while high
>frustration from situation and escalating high made me completely forget i'm wearing a buttplug that's vibrating like crazy
>they just want to ask if they can pay me to park their car on my driveway
>3 minutes in, suddenly remember the buttplug and start panicking
>"oh shit, can they hear the vibration or is it just really loud to me because it's inside of me?"
>try to speak loudly to cover up vibe sound while also trying to end convo as quickly as possible
>finally go back inside, still panicking

in the end, i calmed myself down and convinced myself not to give a shit what they think. rest of the session was great. never wearing a vibrating butt plug outside of the house ever again, though.

>>11316135
It's over, they heard everything

One thing that tipped me off to when we were gonna struggle financially wise was back when Bad Dragon stopped having their toys/orders insta sell out. I remember for years that I would lurk on the site to see what the appeal was at the time (when I was not as anally obsessed) and things would just FLY off the shelf. Especially the Large and XL premades. I remember I would drop everything on Fridays to see if the toy I wanted would be made in the flop/size I wanted and have to have everything ready to get the toy. But for the past 3-4 years, Bad Dragon seems to always have a massive inventory in stock. Larges and XLs will sometimes sell out these days, but there is certainly no rush as there once was. It either was because of my theory that we are in a prolonged recession, or Bad Dragon has increased production over the years. However I think the latter isnt the case because furries, being the mysteriously rich types they are, would brag on plebbit or their furry forums on the steals they would regularly get. Nowadays those are less and les, especially the size queen types. These days for me theres probably only like 12 dildos I would even get from BD because I've outgrown most sizes due to just being a massive anal whore, but it's something I noticed. I only bring this up because I was watching some BD review videos that were a few years ago and they were talking about how exclusive and hard it is to get BDs at the time. How times change I guess
>inb4 the retard BD animal abuse shill fuck off loser

>properly cleaned
>libido kicked into overdrive
>pit of my stomach getting tingly while horny
oh yeah its butt loving time

Hi, I'm a guy and I got my first sex toy, an anal butt plug like this:
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/416SeX3CpSL._AC_UF350,350_QL80_.jpg

I'm new to butt stuff, so I was wondering if anyone have any tips with them. I like to slide it deep and masturbate while holding it in me, I like when I slide it in, but pulling out is a bit spiky... so any tips? :3

>>11316227
Use more lube andpractice relaxing ass also. If at end of session I find squatting or sitting on the toilet and taking it out can help

How do I stop using poppers when riding my dildo? It just makes anal masturbation a hundred times as good, and it is so cheap that a tiny bottle will last you for a year.

>>11316230
That's exactly what I did to pull away after reaching a penile orgasm! I put a lot of lub but after sliding out, the plug is always kind of clean, not covered with lub. So maybe a lot more?

>>11316231
I'm new to this, never tried poppers, but I like the idea of being able to naturally take things in my butt. I trained, I swim in the lewd and enjoy it.

>>11316233
If you're new to anal masturbation, I recommend you stay far away from them. They'll let you take much bigger dildos, but if you don't know what you are doing, you'll easily hurt yourself that way.

>>11316231
I notice some temporary breathing issues if I use them a lot. THC is a nice alternative if it isn't a legal or professional problem for you. It does most things but anal relaxation as well as poppers do but also doesn't need you to take another hit as often.

>>11316079 (OP)
>QOTD
I don't think I've ever felt embarrassed due to anal. The best thing I can think of is shitting myself during a hard and long session and needing to pause to clean up a lot. But that's only happened like twice.

>>11316081
I need my asshole to permanently look like that, moisture included

>>11316135
I always take weed before anal sessions, why do you do it halfway through? Are your sessions always several hours long or something?

>>11316182
Based. That's gonna be me in a few hours tonight

Does anyone know what toy and manga this is?
I saw this short manga on e-hentai, about 8 pages, of a cute young man using a glans massager - the manga was feminine themed. Half way through there was a real life ad for the toy with brand and domain name, but I can't remember either. The toy was small, half egg shaped but not a big clunky thing like a Tenga. It would literally massage the glans, nothing else.

Anyone know what I'm talking about? I'd like to get this one specifically because I liked the advertising technique and it looks cute.

>>11316252
I do get a stuffy nose for an hour or two, but that's about it.

Haven't tried a lot of THC. I usually just get couchlocked even on smaller dosages (30 mg), and smaller dosages than that doesn't really seem like it would have any effect on an anal masturbation session.

>>11316162
meh. at worst, it just means they'll never talk to me again, which i'm fine with. now if it was my parents or friends, then i'd be mortified.

>>11316285
actually yeah. i only get to do it once a week, so i try to make it last as long as possible. besides, the first hour or two is just me gradually warming up with smaller toys. i only get high when i'm ready to have proper fun.

>>11316313
Well, what's your motivation for wanting to stop if a stuffy nose is your only issue?

As for the THC, strain/terpenes matter. Different products will feel different so it could just be a matter of not having found the right thing. Edibles also tend to have less "character" than when you inhale something. I'm kinda surprised you have to do 30 mg+ to feel anything, that's kind of a lot unless you're a big dude, have developed a tolerance or you're expecting to get absolutely blazed which will always make couch lock couch lockier. You might just need to do some research and track down some sativas.

the sandpaper kinda ruined the tip of my lube shooter, cheap plastic shit man I'm on the hunt now for a real quality on

>>11316320
You should be able to save it with finer sandpaper, maybe a nail buffing block. Hunting for a "high quality" lube shooter just sounds like a way to part yourself from your money.

>>11316318
>Sativas
Actually, that should be hybrids, maybe insicas that don't couch lock too hard as well.

>>11316317
Learning not to give a shit about people that don't matter to you is the greatest freedom.

>>11316075
>kink3d offers big sizes
I've looked into their stuff because they do have sizes that would fit me, but they only make open cages and I'm more into the closed tube design. I might still bite the bullet and get one, but at a $200 price point I might as well just spend a little more for a custom one that I like

Asking again since the last thread died almost immediately after: Do any of you prolapse? If you do, was there something in particular that started it, or were you training it?

Finally bit the bullet on getting X-Lube, what am I in for?

it is very simple, just downgrade sizes. you don't need poppers really but if you like the different kind of high from it I won't stop you. on my case I prefer sober anal since poppers exhaust me and it does the reverse of what makes anal good for me. feeling full from bladder pressure arouses prostate - poppers do the opposite and makes my awakened prostate feel less.
tight internal sphincter is not always a negative, it only is if you use big toys but I use smaller ones and only go about 2-5in depth with a harder glass toy or aneros knockoff, the tight anal sphincter acts more of as a guide for me to hit the prostate consistently though it sometimes gets in the way and needs foreplay.
I think I heavily abused poppers since I was following and looping poppers video so I had like multiple >50 hits (including successive small sniffs as in the video), my longest was like 4hr sesh until my entire vision turned greenish and trippy and the following days my vision became desaturated (it's now okay though, no visual damage, but I think I used up all my vitamin B reserves). and now get coughs from few hits but I don't see poppers as gamechanger, it did give me a nice high but it's detached from the usual anal enjoyment as I've already done HFWO and squirting prior which is consistently harder and impossible to do when on poppers. I already get out of breath on fast fucking with glass dildo so I get exhausted on top of poppers.
my suggestion if you still love size (on my case less is more) or just need some alternative you should try cbd/thc/progesterone inserted boofed/anally (why? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C21H30O2 - the slut holy grail) these three should increase sensitivity and relax your ass. another is melatonin powder has a nice effect of loosning my external anal sphincter which I add with oils. I don't use silicone/water-based lube since it would drip and negate the effects of the other stuff boofed plus glass don't need much lube.

>>11316520 meant for >>11316231

>>11316079 (OP)
>QOTD
most embarrassing with anal is probably when I had a neotori toy coming from germany and since this was the time the russian/ukraine shit was happening my dad was quite suspicious over why I was ordering something from europe and I did quick thinking and said it was a christmas gift I was getting 9 months in advance for my mom. I got a cooking book for her from poland from some cooking channel on yt she watches so when christmas rolled around the story was bought.

I always am afraid however that my folks already know about my anal habits and just have never brought it up. they never go into my room they always knock but all it takes is one time to look in my room and theyll see a dildo or something I left out by accident or laziness after using it. The huge dildos will just be out in the open because I get tired of hiding away everything all the time and if I wanna use the toy again after a session I dont wanna go through the bs of grabbing everything out just for one specific toy. I hate that paranoia of "do they know their son is a pervert who shoves huge cocks in their ass"

Help! I tried douching and toys for the first time while my family was out of the house, but they will be back home shortly. What's the best way to get rid of the smell, fast? I've opened the windows and turned on the fans but it's not enough

>>11316539
Air fresheners. If that would be suspicious cook something or burn some popcorn.

>>11316539
You should also probably take a look at your diet. Once you've douched and flushed the toilet, anal play shouldn't really smell that much.

>>11316579
Burning popcorn would be a good idea. In the end I tried to boil vinegar mixed with water, but I let it burn a bit and they were confused by the burning vinegar smell. I decided it would be better to just tell the truth. They're libs anyway but they aren't very freaky
>>11316596
Yes, I should work on that. It's not entirely the normal "shit" smell and instead a slightly different "colon" smell, I don't know

>>11316079 (OP)
>QOTD

When I first discovered how to make myself dry orgasm on demand, I spent hours, every day, over several sessions, for a week, gooning in my bedroom. If it was a work day, I'd get home and get to it over several hour+ long sessions from getting home to bed time, with only a break to eat. On my days off, multiple hours-long sessions all day. It was like I'd discovered how to masturbate for the first time, only I had zero refractory period and zero post-nut clarity.

After a solid week of this unhinged gooning, my asshole was so swollen that I couldn't shit normally and what felt like a massive dump in the making would be 20 minutes of trying to push a thin noodle out.

Was it embarrassing? I mean my manager raised concern at my 20 minute shit breaks multiple times during the day, but accepted "I got some gut issues" as good enough.

Learned my fucking lesson on gooning too much on ass play, though.

>>11316318
Poppers make dildos feel great, but i also think getting any kind of hands free orgasm ro be impossible, and I really want to try those.

>>11316520
I'm not really a size queen or anything. My usual dildo is only about 4.5 cm (1.8 in) in diameter, and I usually just ride in on the floor in the shower.

I've never heard of using melatonin for this purpose, only as a sleeping aid. Do you have any more information regarding that?

I tried riding my dildo on 10 mg of THC, but didn't really feel much different than when sober. Same for 20 mg. 30 mg, I had no desire to.do anything other than lie on my couch.
I don't know if my expectations where too high for THC? Reading other peoples experiences, I kinda expected it to feel very very different, like how poppers enhance the feeling 10-fold.

>>11316613
Hands-free orgasms are not impossible
t. I just had half a dozen less than an hour ago.

>>11316623
Even when using poppers?

>>11316629
I get them without relying on any drugs as a crutch.

>>11316079 (OP)
Favorite plug to thrust with: currently small / soft bd egg. Snug plug good for this too.

>>11316637
I don't doubt that. My problem is that anal masturbation is kinda boring to me without poppers, but I don't think I'll ever be able to have hands free orgasms while ON said poppers.

>>11316650
>brain too cooked by drugs to enjoy anal without drugs
>brain too cooked while on drugs to enjoy anal

It's almost like drugs are the problem, Anon

>grinding and bouncing on knot
>butthole twitching and I use a finger to massage the knot and hole to try and help ease it into me
>cock hard as stone
>prostate squeezing onto toy
>scared but also extremely horny
>cum without popping the knot in despite it being almost there

Knots are amazing, I know based on the smaller knots I used to struggle with I went through this process before and it's only a matter of time before I finally insert and have a bigger whole new knot lodged into my ass. Intimidating but oh so erotic

you're a bunch of unhelpful niggers

>>11316181
>These days for me theres probably only like 12 dildos I would even get from BD because I've outgrown most sizes due to just being a massive anal whore
what is your current favorite toy? just curious really

>>11316181
Lol just actively reminding people of the animal abuse by mentioning it in green text

Retard

>>11316667
This thread is 20% good pics, 30% blogposting from our resident anal acrobats, and 50% retarded anons still trying to find a prostate.

>>11316079 (OP)
>QOTD
I had family members come into the house when i was in the middle of a session. Thankfully i had my door closed and was on the bed, but i had to quickly improvise hiding everything and shoved the whole dildo up my ass
having to have casual small talk for half an hour-ish with a whole vibrating dick up your butt is both the most stressful but goddamn erotic thing that ever happened to me

Yesterday I got back into anal after months of not doing anything. I was extremely and annoyingly tight, usually I'd be able to insert most of my hand now a few fingers were really overwhelming. anything more than 6 inches was impossible.
Anyway summer break is in a week and I wanna do it everyday and be plugged for as long as I can.
To do that tho I'd need to really time my bowel movements. I fantasize about being plugged over night but thats always too uncomfortable sadly.
Diet tips are appreciated especially how I can time one bowel movement a day and thats it.
But I'm so so so excited

>>11316781
I only have one bowel movement a day, every morning. Its a blessing and a curse, it means that I can only do anal comfortably in the morning, if I try to clean myself in the evening its a massive struggle and it gives me stomach issues because Im probably ruining my regular body routine.
But the upside is that after my bowel movement in the morning it takes minimal cleaning and Im completely empty.

As for my diet? I dunno nothing specific, I workout a lot so I try to eat healthy, whole foods, oatmeal, slow digesting carbs, vegetables, good protein, enough fibre.
In general I would avoid food with a lot of fat, if I eat a meal high in fat thats the only time I will have a bowel movement after that meal thats not in the morning

>>11316781
>don't have American diet
>eat some fucking vegetable

It's that easy

>>11316613
you have to boof the THC infused in oil. oral dosage tends to have more focus on mental effect while boofing would only relax about half your body. the way poppers work is a separate feel or entity I would say stick to rigorous and consistent anal exercise, add in THC since it kind of stimulates nerve growth (connections) and sensitizes existing ones (on my case I can't source it but I found CBD suffices enough, be sure to also eat fat-rich foods to facilitate neurogenesis).
I would suggest get yourself something Harder like aneros, or a pure wand or similar toy it should be perfect combo and use it consistently with thc boof or prog/cbd and in few months time or maybe even weeks you'll notice a big difference. I did anal with silicone toys for several years and reached peak sensitivity with harder toys. also the effect lasts, you don't need to boof stuff anymore after it's sensitized though I prefer to experiment on different boofable stuff. melatonin is at least boofable, just try to get the powder-in-capsule variant. I went with the logic that melatonin is a hormone and pretty available otc, I'd try coffee enema next. I love anal so much~

>>11316650
you have to change your way of thinking. mind is everything. just think that your asspussy will feel nice on its own sooner or later.
>>11316659
anon is probably way too tight or lack training, I see that poppers is quick way to relax pelvic floor and IAS but it's not in a way perfect, for me with already trained pelvic floor all it does it loosens me but it doesn't feel as great even if I am jamming in hard toys directly into my prostate. I would say the problem is maybe relying on other stuff like there are people who need porn to get off, same happens with poppers, addiction and reliance are of the same coin and it's not a bad thing - but only if it intervenes with anal progress.

Is this anal masturbation general or drug abuse general, fucking junkies just go in raw

>>11316813
Would you mind sharing the concentration and/or dose of THC, CBD, progesterone, or melatonin you are using for boofing ?
Which oil were you using to carry them, espcially the melatonin? (I'd assume coconut oil)
I have never tried it before but i am interested in this idea of helping you get sensitive.

Has anyone talked to their wife or girlfriend into pegging them or domming them. I want to get my wife into Kink.
I am already very submissive to her and cook and clean for her.
Give her footrubs and backrubs on command, buy her flowers and gifts.
And eat her pussy super well.
I just want her to sit on me and peg me or at least be more dominate.
How has anyone approached this conversation.

>>11316682
probably the 4xl monster dildo from hankeys right now. can get about halfway down the toy more or less. if i were to get something from bd it would need to be an extremely big toy both length and girth. maybe habu or something but apparently thats a legacy model now since the habu section is gone and I can only see them occasionally in the pre made models

>>11316667
people who comment shit like this likely ask some extremely basic and bland question without any nuance or insight whatsoever and get mad when they get rightfully ignored
>hey anons whats a good lube
>hey anons whats a good dildo
>hey anons what do I do to have an orgasm
maybe read the many fucking guides in the op and actually try to be engaging with your questions dumbshit

I lurk and sometimesss ask questions but I actually haven't even tried anal yet, everyone makes it seem so good I think Im going to try it soon with an aneros and a small dildo, Im also sooo tempted to try chastity but Im a bit scared of damaging myself down there ya know

>>11316944
I might be wrong, but if it doesnt come natural to you, you might not enjoy it as much as others.
For me, anal stimulation has always felt nice. When I was younger and my mother would put an anal thermometer up my ass to check my temp when I was sick, I thought it felt nice. When I got a little older I put that thing in myself even when I was not sick just because I liked how it felt. In my teenage years I started using fingers and bottles and moved on to dildos once I got my own place.
Never been even remotely gay or attracted to men, anal just always has been part of my masturbation. If you never even tried putting a finger in at any point then maybe its just not your thing. Obviously feel free to try though

Ok, Im getting literally mixed results from googling, every place is saying something differently. Is it or is it not safe to use IPL laser device on your dick/balls/asshole? Some say it is, some say it isnt. Im tired of shaving and I tried waxing but it sucks too I want to be permanently hairless down there

has anyone ever considered making a silicon sheath for an object to make larger toys cheaper?
I was thinking of making a sheath with some texture and a easier to insert tip to fit over a monster energy can.

Am I the only one who finds PiV sex really underwhelming after getting into anal?
I keep thinking about being locked into chastity and pounded into oblivion while trying to top.
Am I too far gone now?

>>11317017
Men make the best women. Yourself included.

>>11317017
I still enjoy sex with my wife, but it's definitely less appealing than it once was. It's actually kind of convenient, because she has a slower sex drive than I do, so there's less back and forth about frequency. I just have to be careful not to let it go too long, for emotional reasons.

>>11317017
Not at all, it's one of the most common gripes expressed here.

>>11316320
Did you hit it with 80 grit lmao

>>11316347
So what is the ultimate anal hoe strain

>>11316837
Seriously, at this point we probably need separate threads. One for drug addicts and one for normal people.

>>11316461
The best lubricant experience

>>11317023
Sadly I am too masculine. But I agree.

>>11317025
>>11317026
For those who have been in this situation, what did you do?

I actually had a few fantasy toys and cages along with some girly clothes but after getting a gf I didnt want her to find my toys so I ended up purging everything. Now I regret it so much.

I think I might be able to convince her to try peg me but she definitely would be too vanilla for it and wouldnt be into it at all. She would definitely be weirded out if I talked about chastity.
Should I get into it again and try to hide it?

>>11317053
You have to decide what's a deal breaker for you. But hiding parts of yourself from your partner is a losing strategy. My wife knows what I like and how I like it, even if the level of involvement is maybe not what I'd prefer.
I'd love to get more pegging in, for example, but she's not as into it, so it's only an occasional thing. That's not a deal breaker for me - I'm pretty happy to do anal solo, so it works out.
There's so many people out there, and you've got to remember that you're dating to filter them out, not to make a relationship happen regardless of the sacrifices.

>>11316682
Whichever one has the least animal abusers involved in making it

>>11316912
>>11316813

Thc cannot be absorbed via boofing

>>11317017
You're turning gay for anal and it cannot be stopped now

I just had the WORST post nut clarity I have ever experienced.

I booked a 10 day vacation just me by myself to get away for a little bit. I brought my hismith bag along with me because fuck it why not.
And I FUCKING SPENT MY ENTIRE HOLIDAY GOONING. I just had another 3 hour session on my 2nd last day of my holiday and it suddenly hit me like a truck.
There were a lot of couples in this resort aswell and here I am, in my thirties, alone on a holiday, spending my entire time here shoving dildos up my ass. I havent dated anybody in years because I keep myself satisfied with this indulgent form of masturbation.
No more, Im throwing away everything, probably $2000 worth, hismith, attachments, like 12 dildos etc. No more of this hedonistic lifestyle. Im going to reset my sexuality and be normal

Farewell

>>11317158
Wait, how much for you ship me the fuck machine

Serious, hit me up on discord vargus204

How many of you go a2m when doing anything anal, and when it does happen is it planned or spur of the moment?

>>11316962
I wanna try it sooo bad and be an absolute degen, Ive just held of because of the insane good feelings people have said, like some anons say they will nonstop fuck their ass its that good

>>11317053
I'm bi so when I broke up with my gf I got a bf instead
Best decision in my life

>>11317222
I think you'll be disappointed if that is what you're expecting at first

>>11317222
Your mileage may vary, for me it has always felt nice, but it wasn't until I was a couple years in that I found a technique and toy that really made me go crazy and have anal orgasms.
A lot of people also claim they have amazing experiences with prostate massagers and vibrators, whereas for me they do nothing.
It may take a while until you find something that really works, or it might just work great right off the bat, just don't go in expecting it to be amazing.

>>11317158
>spent entire holiday gooning
Per Mises, since you spent the time gooning, it was, per definition, the least discomfortable action. As such, either examine why, or keep gooning.

>>11317053
>too masculine
>a 4chinner
Not even related to this or my previous post, just had to point this out.

That said, what I mean is that men do sex better - alone or with others. And as such, any sex you have with yourself is likely to be the best sex you can have.

>>11317244
>ymmv
Have you found, per others, that being under 20% bodyfat is a big factor in ability to achieve anal orgams? If so, may be hormone related.

>>11317250
I wouldn't know, I've been dangerously thin my whole life.

>>11317244
mhm I've tried prostate play a lil bit before and it felt pretty comforting, the hardest thing is not cumming instantly from how degenerate it feels to play with my ass, just thinking about anal and chastity makes me diamonds its kindaaa a problem!

>>11317318
If your problem is that you want it to last longer, try your best not to touch your dick, or if you really can't help yourself consider using a chastity cage, just get one somewhat big if you are afraid it'll hurt you, I personally find them all to be comfortable, including flat ones.
If you are just instantly cumming hands free then congrats and I'm jealous.

>>11317023
Based. Now THAT'S the attitude

>>11317345
It is based, unironically, which I believe was your intent.
It's based because it's based-in-reality.

>>11317348
That too

>>11317174
A2m has never appealed to me. I find pussy kinda boring these days and I'd still much rather lick the clit than lick anything ass related

>>11317158
>thinks posting a diary entry online will give him the closure he's looking for
>is just falling for the same social media addiction mindtraps that probably also wired his porn tastes

You'll be back.

What is the record you guys have for most anal orgasms you've had in one 24 hour period? My record is 3, and I'm trying to go for 4 but it's so physically exhausting without a fuck machine.

>>11317338
no no not handsfree I just cum instantly sooo I think chastity is a must!! Im just not sure how it would be comfortable if Im hard and straining in a cage ya know, guess I need to get used to not touching my dick at all somehow xd

>>11317356
Man I can't even get it once

>>11317358
nta but chastity was definitely a level up for me. i dont use it all the time but it is incredible for focusing only on your ass as a sex organ, plus it can be great for making orgasms even more powerful, including penile ones should you choose to get it over with that way

>1 year ago
>just getting into anal
>sexual fantasies revolve around sex with cute girls
>now
>sexual fantasies revolve around getting plapped while crossdressing
Anyone else?

>>11316599
Sauce on that image?

>>11317370
more like 10 years ago for me, but yes. pounding pussy just feels like a boring chore. getting my bussy pounded, on the other hand, feels like peak ecstasy

>>11317053
You should probably talk to her. Kink is deep down inside of you and isnt going away. I do anal but my wife isnt interested. Luckly enough she is weird and not disgusted by my fetishes.

>>11317158
Where’d you go?

>>11317370
Yeah but without the crossdressing. I'd rather get pegged than have PiV at this point.

>>11317032
I've had good luck with Northern Lights and King Louis XIII. Blue Dream and Wedding Cake are also pretty good and should be available anywhere (named) weed is sold.

hayooo my lovely buttsluts. Recently I had one of the best sessions ever~~
It was because I finally got a vibrator and it felt so good!!! I ejaculated like 4 times during anal. Also I finaly felt what is beeing pluged feels like cuz I don't own a buttplug yet.

>>11317158
lmao yeah... see you soon faggot

>>11317123
>>11316912
delta 8 + coconut formula
https://desuarchive.org/d/thread/10610038/#10613740

prog
https://archiveofsins.com/_/search/text/boof+prog+horny/
https://archiveofsins.com/_/search/text/boof+progesterone+horny/

melatonin
I just boof it with just about any oil, I prefer squalene or primrose oil, you can get supplements of them in individual capsules - blister pack,

cbd
cbd oil "full spectrum". haven't had thc though but my experience is a little close to that old post, I'm always sensitive down there.
puncture a softgel capsule, boof the cbd 1hr prior session 2cm deep. boofing it deeper makes you more sleep-hungry and heady high since it gets into the liver, 2cm deep bypasses liver it and makes butt/legs/hips/prostate tingle. also relaxes IAS same as prog https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C21H30O2
boof once a day consistently or every other to awaken neural connections. sometimes I boof another before going to bed (I also boof primrose oil this way on other days). I don't boof at sleep as much anymore since I'm already sensitive enough... (warning you might get a puffy anus the kind that pufs out even while you're taking walks)

I don't use water/silicone lube. just fuck your butt silly until the oils looks like mayonnaise. squalene is the ultimate lube, vaginal fluids apparently has them.
next second best lube is primrose oil since it also comes in softgel caps so it's easy to squeeze into my butt no mess containers - it also happens to have fixed my strained left psoas muscles from doing anal too much in wrong position.
next third best is unfractionated - unrefined coconut oil - it also makes you healthy healthy.
I would say cbd/hemp oil tops all of them in terms of forming neural connections

don't buy cbd/thc in water lube base as they might be hit and miss, less surface absorption
remember, no water/silicone-based lube, fat/oils help the CBN receptors. eat fats.
I don't clean off oils sessions, just the outside, just let the oils simmer in butt.

>>11317174
I'm not gay, I don't eat da poopoo

>>11317502
Do I gotta smoke it or are there oil versions

>>11317709
There are no THC receptors in your ass, utterly false

>>11317755
What you can purchase varies by market. Flower almost always has higher availability, but you may be able to find other options. Blue Dream and Wedding Cake? They're wildly popular, you should be able to find those in about any form you like any place you can buy weed in a dispensary. NL and King Louis will likely be available in vape form at least, but you'll need to check. Leafly can tell you what's nearby if you're in an area they service.

As far as taking it, smoking is the most immediate and mind-altering way, but edibles last way longer at the cost of giving less of those strain-specific effects. Don't take it rectally if you want to get high because that's a different experience another guy is already posting on.

Y'all ever just crush your colon with a horse cock? Best feeling in the world

I'd suck my grandma

Well, almost had an handsfree prostate orgasm yesterday while having my fuckmachine going on full-power on my ass. And then I just could not reach it, became nervous and it was gone.
Fuck

Just got a fuck machine and it's great but how do I stop squeezing all the lube back out my ass

>>11316318
Because it literally melts your brain lol

>>11317947
No thc does not you retard

>>11317891
You're using a shooter, right?

>>11317972
He was talking about poppers, not THC.

>>11317158
>im enjoying my life too much and im ashamed
ok. its hard to accept you dont have a future as a husband. not everyone is going to make it, but your ass isnt whats holding you back. PLENTY of men in relationships and marriages masturbate anally. youre putting the blame on this when its your attitude thats the problem. you never got girls before anal and wont get any after.

what you could do is KEEP enjoying your body AND start putting yourself out there. at least this way if you strike out you still have the small comfort of knowing you can cum super fucking hard at home

>>11317972
Obviously I'm talking about the poppers you stupid fuck. Clearly your brain has already been made into swiss cheese. Don't do any more poppers and turn yourself into an illiterate retard like this OP

>>11318041
Are you allowed to put this many uncomfortable truths in one post?

>>11317891
Why would you want to, that sounds hot

>>11318041
>don't just do 1 thing, do 2 things
yeah but anon, most people are retarded

So what are the best alternatives to poppers? Never tried them and I don't want to, but the feeling of elation, shortness of breath and light headedness sound nice. What are safe and legal ways to achieve this to upgrade my butt-fuckery?

>>11317025
This is actually based. My husband doesn’t have nearly half the sex drive I do. So I do a lot of solo stuff, but it’s really important to still make time to romance low sex drive people just for some bonding time.

>>11317053
My husband is vanilla too(he didn’t want to even have sex in any position but missionary for the first year lol), but you would be surprised what they might enjoy.

It helps if you have a wide variety of stuff you can introduce them to. For me it turns out he is really into having me in chastity, while personally I’m not that into it.

>>11317158
You know there are like sex/swinging/hookup resorts right?

Why didn’t you just go to one of those and get fucked?

Also I’m married and budgeting for a highsmith if we get a bigger place. Being a but slut is definitely not incompatible with having a real satisfying family life.

Does anyone have recommendations for any audio / ASMR / anal JOI? Haven't seen much in the guides aside from the one mindgasm link.

https://c.lovense-api.com/t2/evoynv9k
Up for an hour or so

>>11318162
in terms of legal and safe to use frequently, theres basically just THC. the desired effects of
>vasodilation
>muscle relaxation
>physical/mental pleasure
are not really a common package deal for "light" drugs

>>11317158
>12 dildos
>crazy amount
Anon, do you know where u r?

>>11317158
If you had intended to do other things and just spent the time gooning instead, then it sounds like you have impulse control and addiction issues. You're probably better off with this than heroin at least, but you might want to see someone about it before it affects you someway other than making you spend a week gooning.

>>11316936
>maybe habu or something but apparently thats a legacy model
I seriously don't get why its a legacy model already
on a different note what kind of plugs do you use if you use any

>>11316936
>>11318348
Wait, Habu's a legacy now? Kind of surprising since that's possibly their best model, and one with a very wide audience. Maybe they're just updating the model.
As for the question, I mostly use SquarePeg's 3XL and Monster Plugs, but I also have a Primal Hardwere Rufus inflatable that I really enjoy using from time to time.

i know passing the sigmoid is quite common, but has anyone gotten into the transverse colon?
also anyone ever tried inserting water filled condoms and then pushing them even deeper, any potential problems and would i end up in the ER? am i too hentai brained that i want to completely fill my large intestine with said water balloons?

>>11316231
I'd be careful with poppers. I limit myself to once every 6 months.
I noticed memory issues, headaches, toothaches, lack of energy and HARD heart palpitations.

I struggled to recall my own phone number, coworkers names, etc had similar issues for about 3 weeks after using them 1-2 days in a week before the bottle lost its potency. Maybe I took 2-6 inhales a session over an hour or two.

Nothing I thought was outrageous at the time.

Much like other drugs, like MDMA etc
Everything has it's trade off and risks.
Enjoy and stay safe.

>>11318353
stop before you hurt yourself retard

>>11318354
I've been using them on average once a week, for 3-4 months now, and I haven't really had any of the adverse effects you mention. And the potency of the bottle hasn't really dropped either, so 4-6 sniffs per session is about standard for me.

The poppers I use is amyl, which is supposed to be the least damaging/best studied version. And I just assumed that using it only once a week wasn't very often, but maybe I was wrong.

I'll keep a lookout for any adverse affects on myself.

THC isn't legal we're I live, so getting decent distillate or edibles are difficult and expensive. Poppers are illegal as well, but since a bottle will last me for half a year or more, and costs very little when shipped from France where they ARE legal, I've just tended to use those instead.

>>11318353
The water filled condoms is a bad idea. If you really want to safely fill yourself with semi-fluid orbs though and live out your hentai fantasies, look into ovipositor dildos and compatible jelly eggs

>>11317709
How much CBD do you recommend boofing? How many mg per softgel did you use?

>>11318398
ran calculations before and (iirc about 10-15mg/1ml or 1 capsule). so I recommend 1-2 daily as stated in the bottle. but you can microdose them later.
for tinctures (if you can't find capsule versions)
https://cbdoilusers.com/cbd-oil-drops-dosage-calculator/#CBD_Potency_Calculator

here's how my actual sessions went
variation 1
>clean prep
>boof 1 capsule
>wait an hour
>start anal
>add in more drops and oils as lubrication weakens
>end session and sleep
variation 2
>oral 1 capsule
>wait an hour
>start anal
>use other oil lube
>end session
>boof 1 capsule then go to sleep
variation 3
>clean prep
>boof 1 capsule
>wait an hour
>start anal
>use other oil lube
>end session
>boof 1 capsule then go to sleep
also when I mean "boof capsule" you don't leave the softgel in. you puncture it and squeeze it inside, about 2cm deep.

>>11318482
Nice! I can find various softgel cbds, but I didn't know whether to get 15 mg or 30 mg. I didn't want to overpay for 15s, if I had to use two of them every time.

If I wait a hour after boofing the punctured capsule, why do you recommend using oils for lube? I normally used waterbased xlube, which is amazing. I'd assume that an hour would be plenty to absorb the CBD?

Preferred positions gentlemen? I assume I'm far from the only faggot who just sits up at an office chair with legs up on the desk and goons to porn, but I feel as though I very rarely see it in the wild.

>>11318491
>If I wait a hour after boofing the punctured capsule, why do you recommend using oils for lube?
oils (fat) tend to work well with the effect on cannabinoid receptors.
water-based lube might clog your https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_sinuses and it also has irritating effect (for me). personally I quit using water lube since I wouldn't need to wash off the oils after each session, in fact it is advised not to wash the cbd/fats off so it can work all throughout the night!

>I normally used waterbased xlube, which is amazing. I'd assume that an hour would be plenty to absorb the CBD?
it should be and noticeably it would be gone for some reason like it has been absorbed.
I also would avoid silicone/rubber toys at this point since they tend to react with oils reducing absorption (my toys tend to absorb moisture and oil, if you still haven't upgraded to glass/metal toys then use condoms on silicone toys to make them less absorbent!).
the more consistent you use oii/fat lube and CBD the more engorged your butt will be. it was annoying when I started getting puffy anus even while standing or walking that I had to "tuck it in" (as absurd as that sounds...) but it feels so great when I finally get to plap my butt.
I would say even 15mg (1mL w/ carrier) is probably way too much for ass-only purposes, currently I barely use up a single capsule and just put few drops into my glass toy. You know that it is working when you feel like your blood flow is really good (at night or during sesh), I think it's a vasodilator of sorts and I also felt my previously injured nerves tingle, technically it is therapeutic and can make anal fun so win win. I would sleep thighsocks to help with vasodilation (as the heart pumps harder, it's why some people get anxious with CBD which is in fact anxiolytic).
some say there is diminishing returns with taking too much CBD, as it would have vasoconstriction effect.

What's the best position for taking large horse dildo, like xl Chance? I want to take it in doggy style, but looks like it's harder then lying on my back.

>>11318508
I have never heard of anal sinuses before. Kinda sounds like an insult.

But I guess it is time to buy some unrefined coconut oil as well as some CBD capsules.

How often dod you use the CBD boof? Is it an every-day thing, even when not having time for an anal session, or just an occasional thing (plus when having a session)?

>What was your most embarrassing moment with anal?
used meth for the first time,
got into a 16hours anal marathon; eg. jumping on a large buttplug non-stop like its nothing.
next morning im still horny but i could barely fit my little finger in my ass
tried to go to work, nope, i can't walk properly
bowels and inflamations made me unable to shit for 1 week
it felt like i broke something anf i sure did, but hopefully some xanax and good sleep revived me

>>11317993
Lubeshootin my bootyhole errytime

>>11318157
If all the lube gets squeezed out it becomes too much friction

>>11318196
No they're all dogshit

>>11318359
If you drink it you'll avoid any symptoms

>>11318536
Cowgirl duh

>>11318601
i use coconut oil and that stuff has this semi sticky texture so maybe try adding some of that

>Day 8 of daily anal
I think Im finally going to take a day break, although Im likely going to be horny again later in the evening

>>11318607
Nah, it's too long. I can't ride it like this

>>11318654
Put your back into it

>>11318622
I didn't think coco oil and xlube mixed

>>11318503
I do this with an Njoy or smaller dildo for direct prostate stimulation
>>11318353 I have a 30 inch colon snake and its filling an addition to my seahorse. Dont put water filled condoms up your ass. Use gelatin or something that wont block your intestines perminantely>>11318354

>>11318565
went with consistent 1 week boofed at night/sleep.
later made difference or variations and incorporating it as my main oil/lube. also it might be good idea to put in tiny amount of actual water in if you think you're dehydrated, this would make the oil lather up like mayo and I kinda love when that happens.

role of anal sinuses/glands are unclear (they say it produces mucin) but it's the part that tend to get infected when there's hemorrhoids and CBD just apparently happens to be a miracle cure for chronic hemorrhoids (according to reddit and other forums) so again no downsides.

also beware, having oils down there means latex condoms can fail if you plan on taking real d. so maybe it's good idea to have nitrile condoms instead, keep that in mind. (yes this is the only downside for now)

>>11318684
also after a week of consistent application it's fine to skip a day or two. anal glands would have some reserves after.

>>11318684
for those of us who just got here, what the FUCK are you guys talking about? Boof? Are you putting cbd oil in your ass? For what purpose?

Where do you guys buy sissy outfits/crossdressing stuff?
I don't like Amazon because they sometimes ship things in clear plastic bags.

>>11318704
Funny thing about this sort of site: the entire comment chain is available to view. It's light reading, those of you who just got here should follow the back links.

>>11318684
I don't plan on taking any real dick, but I will keep it in mind.

Thanks for sharing your wisdom, boofmaster.mvvry

>>11317174
did it once before. rn i can't even imagine doing it but at the moment it was pretty hot.

>>11318730
Don't listen to the retard, it cannot be absorbed with the rectal lining

>>11316665
seconded. I love knots. I really enjoy them on horse cocks though. The flared head plus the knot opens you up in two places at once but you really gotta get the right size so it can be a bit of trial and error while youre stretching/progressing and a waste of money but once you're at where you want to be it's heaven. I cum every time I knot the first time each session.

speaking of knots, mine just came in and im kinda disappointed with how small and squishy it is
i shoulda sized up instead of being a weenie

>>11318713
Amazon or Target. I went in person and the two girls stocking shelves enthusiastically helped me pick out leggings. What a world we live in. Or you can go to a sex shop like show world

>>11318713
amazon. not once has anything i bought been in clear packaging.

>>11318503
This is the position I use too. I've tried using toys in other positions too (laying down on back, side, stomach, doggy, cowgirl, etc.) but nothing is really as comfortable as the good old legs up on desk pose, especially since its kinda tough to watch porn while doing other poses.

>>11318651
My record is 5 days in a row, I hope to make it to at least 7 sometime soon.

Was showering earlier today and felt a little horny. Planning on a nice buttfucking session tonight. I fingered myself with my middle finger for like 20 seconds and only got an inch deep but man I go so fucking horny so fucking fast. I ended up stroking my dick later on for a full minute and it wasn't even 5% as strong or horny. I guess for some people, their true sex organ is the ass.

>>11318895
legs up is so good. my only issue with it is I'm a squirter so it gets so messy if I did squirt but it kind of automatically relaxes all the core abdominal muscles.

https://c.lovense-api.com/t2/evoynv9k
Once again up for a while

>>11318901
Oh yeah it definitely can be a messy pose to finish with, but that's half the fun! I always end up cumming all over my tummy and chest, and usually the first rope or two lands on my face. I always shower after a session anyways though so I learned to just enjoy it.

>>11316923

Listen to Ruby Rider's Pegging Paradise podcast. Episode 112.

>>11318713
>https://c.lovense-api.com/t2/evoynv9k

Shein and Temu were the go to for cheap outfits, wigs, jewerly etc. Not sure how cheap they are anymore since the tariffs have changed for us USA folks.

what kinda plug should i get for long term wear, like all day long, maybe even during the night. i heard a t shape was the best for safety. how about the material? this will also be my first plug.

>>11319117
Don't leave a plug in overnight stupid
You can try going all day with one but if you aren't used to wearing one regularly its gonna get hella uncomfortable after a couple hours
T shaped is most comfy Ive found, especially the ones with a curved base

>>11318810
You can buy CBD suppositories from various online shops, so it isn't just that anon that says it should work.

>>11319122
>Don't leave a plug in overnight stupid
why exactly?
>You can try going all day with one but if you aren't used to wearing one regularly its gonna get hella uncomfortable after a couple hours
>T shaped is most comfy Ive found, especially the ones with a curved base
sounds good, if it gets uncomfortable i can take it off.

>>11319117
Material-wise you want silicone. Squarepeg's Egg Plug and I assume Topped Toys' Gapekeeper are good for all day wearable plugs, they feel really nice to wear but are pretty expensive. Maybe check your local sex toy store for cheaper silicone plugs to see if it's your thing, or get a medium Egg Plug from Squarepeg if you have the disposable income. And the T shape is less for safety and more for comfort, since you don't want a round base digging into you cheeks all day long.

>>11319129
>And the T shape is less for safety and more for comfort, since you don't want a round base digging into you cheeks all day long.
oh that makes sense. i was just worried about the plug accidentally going inside and getting lost, and heard the t shape made that harder. but pretty nice if it's also the more comfortable option.

>>11319132
>plug accidentally going inside
To avoid that you really just have to make sure the base is wider than the widest part of the plug, and that the base itself isn't tapered. Some of those club shaped plugs with round bases for instance have a base that's not as wide as the toy, so while rare there are people that have lost those up their butts.

>>11317222
Don't get your expectations that high when you haven't even tried it yet. For me it was kinda uncomfortable but I got interested for same reasons you do. I wanted to try it to know if it really feels that good and it DIDN'T.

I tried once, felt weird, even disgusting.
A year later I tried again. 2-3 months later again. Eventually slowly I realized I'm doing it now like once/twice a month.
It took long and slow getting used to it. And then came a tipping point with my first dildo and since then I started going for weekly sessions. I started going for bigger and bigger ones, trying different materials and shape, learning what I like. I hate too much texture, I enjoy harder ones that can really hit my prostate well, I enjoy long and thick ones... Sometimes I do it twice a week already and keep having the biggest orgasms of my life. But it's like 7 years since I tried it first time. So really... lower your expectations for our first few years, but if you keep at it even tho it's not the most comfortable thing ever, you will start enjoying it.

Also important part of it for me was accepting I might be bi. I was raised in very homophobic country so truly going in my mind "shit, I'm actually enjoying the idea of bigger cock doming me" and being ok with that changed a LOT in how much I was able to enjoy anal.

>>11319117
also i forgot to ask but what is a decent size for plugs? because most stuff i find seem too small but idk if i'm confused. what's a good thickness and length?

>>11319165
Do you have experience with anal? Length usually isn't important for a plug, but you'd want it to be thicker than what you can regularly take as a dildo since otherwise it might just fall out. I don't remember what size I started with, but people online seem to be saying to start at 4" circumference which sounds really small to me but maybe I'm just too experienced.

>>11319171
>Do you have experience with anal?
a decent bit. the biggest i took was a redbull can, so around 6.5" in circumference i think? but my regular size is more around 5". but since plugs work much differently i'm not sure what i would want.

>>11319177
If the can was relatively comfortable, then you probably want one around 6.5" circumference, maybe 7". Red Bull cans are apparently about 6.4" so you might be able to fit a 7" plug if it's soft enough, but it might feel pretty intense which may not be what you're looking for if you want to wear it for a while. If the can was a lot of work to get in then maybe just 6" around would be better. Squarepeg and ToppedToys have 6.4" and 6.5" plugs respectively if you think the red bull can was a good size. They also have 7.3" and 7.5" if you want to try something larger, but that might be so big that even if you get it in your body will just push it out.

>>11319194
>If the can was relatively comfortable
no... it was damn hard to put it in and i could barely keep it in for 5-10 seconds :/
also another thing is the largest t shaped ones i can find mostly have like a 3" circumference. is that enough for it to feel good at all? or should i go for a different shape? the options are a bit limited here.

>>11319197
You probably want 5.2 to 5.5 then. I'm not really familiar with shops outside of Aus, but Lovehoney here sells a 5.25" T-base silicone plug for about 30 AUD, which looks like an okay entry level toy.

>>11319202
best i managed to find is 4.3". have you tried anything similar? can't really find anything better so either gonna get this or not get any at all i guess.

>>11319209
You can try that and see how it goes. If you don't use dildos very often then even something that small should be good. My main concern would be it falling out while you're walking around, but if you still need to work up somewhat to that 5" dildo during a session you should be good.

>>11319212
alright thank you very much for the help. i'll keep thinking about it for now and just get it to test if i can't decide on something. can't really know without testing i guess.

paying an escort to fuck me with a strapon
will report back if the shame doesn't kill me afterwards

I dont know why but I stopped being able to be hard during anal. I used to always be rockhard when fucking my ass but for a while now Im just fully soft, not even a chub.
Even if I jack off first and get hard and super horny before anal, I will go soft again the moment I get to the anal. I dont really know why it started happening its not that it doesnt feel good, it still does. But it was 10x better when I was rockhard during anal, also felt easier to get a handsfree orgasm like that. I cant get handsfree orgasms when Im soft so after like an hour of anal and milking my prostate Ill have to resort to stopping anal and jacking off to finish, its very frustrating.
I wonder if its because I scaled up my dildo size and too much bloodflow gets redirected to my asshole or something I dunno. Anybody had this happen before? It would be nice to fix it. Being rockhard during anal made it much more pleasurable for me

>>11319272
from my experience when i'm paying too much attention to the anal i can't keep an erection. if i'm jerking off and i just put a finger or something else in there without thinking much about it i can perfectly stay hard. but if i'm trying for like a handsfree orgasm or trying to take a certain size dildo or whatever it takes too much focus and i can't keep the erection. so yeah if you wanna stay hard don't think much about your ass and focus on your dick. you should see it as more of a jerk off session than an anal session if that makes sense.

>>11319272
Big toy=small PP, small toy=big PP. That's fairly commonly noted and it's true for me too. If you just sized up recently try going back to a smaller toy and see if you still get hard. If you do, you may need to focus more on prostate stim than fullness or at least switch to a small toy when you're ready for the wet orgasm.

been trying out my hismith a couple times and it feels great but i keep peeing when it feels too good. is there a way for me to cum from this? am i doing something wrong

>>11319357
>and it feels great but i keep peeing when it feels too good
cute... :3 i wish i could see that

>>11319357
you definitely have a very relaxed pelvic floor same as mine (relax = peeing and shitting contractions). the only way to combat peeing is strengthening the pelvic floor by training kegels and/or with aneros.
I only recently had some degree of control to stop the peeing but if it's really full it would still be somewhat impossible to hold it in.
but maybe you're just a natural born squirter, like some girls tend to have very sensitive g-spot and is very wet and squirting during sex or masturbation.

>>11319272
no you're doing it wrong. just forget about your penis entirely. I fucking love when it happens my dick and balls are at its smallest and feel numb.
notice the perineum feeling phantom sensations.
I actually prefer soft since I could just rail my ass and then stimulate my glans and keep squirting fluids this way. penile sensation prostate stimulation is more of a cheatcode but it's a one and done kind of thing. what you should want is multiple O's while soft (and caged but at this point it would be pointless~).
I guess if you want to get back at the usual hardcock+anal just change positions and downgrade sizes.
large size dildos tend to make you soft, and you know it's about time to upgrade again once you get hard from that larger sized dildo.

>>11319363
so if i hold it i can cum/ get a better orgasm?

>>11317037
Holy shit you weren't kidding, I can take the knot like it's nothing with this. I think using 2 caps may have been too much so it's kinda sticky but it still works amazingly.

>>11317174
>How many of you go a2m when doing anything anal
me. every time. It's my biggest fetish and I make sure im super clean before every session because I know I'll be doing it.
I even train deepthroating just for ass to mouth. I was recently able to hilt my biggest dildo (9" insertable, 2" wide) and thought there's no way I could deepthroat this thing. But then I see some vids of missprincesskay throating a medium chance so I know it's possible, I just have to train my throat to take a wider dimension.

>>11318721
How about no faggot

it's been quite a while since I'd last played with my hole, and I finally have an opportunity to go full fucking buttslut again. Eased myself in for a couple days to loosen up again and popped some edibles just now, I'll be letting my aneros turn me into a moaning, whimpering mess for the rest of the night.

Anyone got some media recommendations (2D or other) to go along with it?

>>11319442
I would love to rim my gf but shes not into it. I can deepthroat a snake like 13 inches. Missprincesskay is truely the GOAT

>>11318713
I usually get mine from bondara or lovehoney when theres a sale on, packaging is always discreet. Did buy one of those schoolgirl skirts, the ones that really show off your ass? from amazon and it sure as shit didnt come in clear packaging!

>>11319322
>>11319371
I guess the sizing up is probably why then if others have it too, I sized up quite a bit recently and it feels amazing, but I wish I could stay hard, sigh. Maybe I should just go back to a smaller size then

>>11319481
Go to your favorite hentai website and search for tags male:mesuiki and male:crossdressing. You can add male:anal as well but it's almost redundant.

>>11319536
but I wanna know about YOUR favorites, anon! What gets you going! Share a little of that anal kinship!

>>11319481
I like to toss on some HMVs or PMVs more for sound than anything else. They tend to have the kind of shitty club music I'd lever listen to on its own but still pairs well with sex. Bastati's Gooner Wooner series is nice if you're actively watching and high though. It's not anal-specific but also never misses.

>>11319535
Nothing's stopping you from changing toys just to finish, the boner will come back. If anything, it might be nice to know that you're not going to ejaculate and end your session until you take conscious action to make it happen.

>>11319502
I wish I had a slink or snake toy that I could go super deep with. The thought of hilting a slink and using it as a plug is so hot.
Is it safe to fully insert a double ended dildo? I dont see how it could fold and get stuck but If it does I guess you're fucked

>>11319125
Implying stores have never sold products that don't work

Lmao, lol even

I never bulb pumps were this good, wew
My butt is pretty damn tight and it usually takes repeated sessions playing with many different toys before it starts getting comfortable, but this thing is perfect for stretching exercises. You can take it slow and easy, pumping once or twice ever 5-10 mins, wait for your butt to get used to it, and then climb up again.

>>11317123
>>11319564
reddit tourist.
try boofing progesterone, otherwise go b

I bought this silly little guy on a whim, but now I'm wondering...how the fuck do I prep for it?

>>11319617
U mad cause u got exposed shilling big cbd

>>11319627
Lube up, sit down

>>11316079 (OP)
>What was your most embarrassing moment with anal? Was it something really tame or was it a complete disaster?
I'm new in anal, so I've been using a small butt plug in my days off while I'm in playing videogames to get into.
So some days back I decided to use it and go outside using it. It was pretty comfortable, but when I was heading back to home the plug went out due to the lube and size of it, and start to fall through the pants. I ending going to a chair to wait to take it from the shoe when completly fall off of the jeans. During all this time I was panicking thinking on how make it to take the plug without make the people notice what I grab.
>Do you look back on it with utter horror, humor, or some other emotion?
The panick of get caught felt nice to be honest, triggers something I'm not familiar.

How much of a difference does using an enema make for toys like the aneros? Any?

>>11316079 (OP)
>What was your most embarrassing moment with anal?
Back when I still lived with my parents, I'd do it in the shower now and then. One time it was a bit, uh, messy, when I pulled out at the end, so I sprayed it off. There was a chunk in the drain, and I meant to deal with it, but I was buzzing and feeling really good, so I forgot.
Next day, my mom asks me if I'm alright, because there was shit in the drain.
Nothing else came of it, I just said I didn't know, but, like, she had to have known. Either that or she thinks I just deliberately shat in the shower for some reason, which, honestly, I think is even worse.

if I focus really lightly on my perineum area I start feeling good and it grows but the moment I shove something in my ass it goes away what do I do

>>11319671
A clean poo a bit before you start is good enough, you aren't going deep at all. Shooting some lube up helps more than you'd think though.

>>11319159
>Also important part of it for me was accepting I might be bi.
if anything this sort of experimentation confirmed my straightness in not being attracted to masculine features or being a bottom, some of us are just chronic masturbators chasing the dragon

My Lovense Edge 2 died, it won't hold a charge anymore. Are there any better remote control prostate vibrators out there or should I just get another one?

>>11319733
Angle better to hit the prostate

>>11319627
Cool, where from? I've got a few neotori knot toys, usually I'd start smaller, leave it in there 20 mins, watch porn, add more lube, move up a size, watch more porn get relaxed, add more lube, then go for the knot, maybe a blast of poppers if I need it. Fucking love taking knots, its so hot. If you have one of those inflatable buttplugs its even easier

fat juicy anal bump

>>11319920
Contact them for warranty replacement

>>11320224
It's out of warranty so all they'll do is a discount. I'll take it but I just wanted to see if there was anything better.

>>11320034
Amazon! I got the smallest size. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0F18GGJKQ

I'll take your advice and maybe get an inflatable one too! Sounds like fun.

>>11320300
Oh cool! Cheers for the link, always looking to expand my collection. Yeah an inflatable is a must, pop it in, give it a few pumps, leave it until you're comfy, then give it a few more, keep repeating. Saves you a fortune on having loads of gradually larger dildos for stretching, if you want to save some money

>>11319587
i had a shitty inflatable one that somehow popped (luckily not inside me)
i should look into getting another

>>11319550
It is probably not safe to fully insert something that doesnt disolve. It can get sucked up and stuck behind sphincters. Just pay for the proper toy or pay for the hospital visit.

Just got a lovense any tips or tricks?

Specifically an edge 2 haven't used it yet though.

>>11320439
post a link and let anons play with you

>>11320324
Bananas it is then

>>11320447
No, that's gay

>>11320466
only if the virtual balls touch

>>11320447
how does this work? do you need an account anywhere?

>>11320522
Xtoys app

>>11320316
Or maybe don't buy shitty toys

I just had my first wet orgasm purely from anal. It was kinda... disappointing? Like the build up to get there felt fantastic and I definitely prefer the anal buildup over the regular way, but the cumming part felt nearly identical. I guess I was expecting something more. It's my understanding that dry orgasms are better than wet with anal though, how do I get those?

>>11320619
My own, limited, experience is that I get wet orgasms if I just blast my prostate, and dry orgasms if I take it slow.

Dry orgasms do feel slightly better to me than wet ones, but the main part is that you can keep having them, one after another, whereas wet oegasms are limited by the refractory period.

But keep at it, it took me years before i had my first hands free wet orgasm, but after I learned how to get those, getting the dry ones came much easier.

>>11318269
>>11318162
sounds like dph

>>11319975
how do I angle better? nothing is in my ass when I do this if thats what you mean

>>11320750
Doing deliriants while having a dildo up your ass does not sound like a good time.

Has it been long enough that the goop enemy person tried it and reported back yet?
I've been doing my best to carry on with my life without explicitly waiting for them to come back...

>>11309348

Kinda serious question.
I really want to bottom and get fucked but I know that if I do it my self esteem would tank inmediately. I guess I still see getting fucked as something humilliating or bad.
Any tips on how to get my head around it without feeling bad about myself?

>>11320886
god damn it i meant enema ;_;

>>11320913
The only parallel I can draw is, that I pretty vividly recall the "traumatic" sense of defeat and hopelessness the first times I jerked off as "a youth".
And that a lot of arousal wasn't something I chose but rather scummed to and jerking one out also felt too good to give in to the bizarrely intense depression afterwards.
It basically dried up fairly quickly, I THINK, but I've got a lot of childhood amnesia and thinking about most of that time of my life is gone with the wind.

What to take away from this? I guess the pleasure might be worth it anyway and it might just come down to ultimately, ripping the bandaid off and getting used to it.
Not enough experience in this either, so I'm in a similar boat. Kinda wanna bottom. Kinda wanna pay someone to do it so I can at least choose.

My fear is more that it won't be worth it, I think more. But I did it once a long time ago and they managed to hit something right enough that I still think about it and haven't replicated the sensation on my own to this day. (I also don't try very frequent so it's mostly on me.)

thanks for coming to my ted talk
carrots *are* food

>>11320913
>>11320927
I only fantasize about going to some gay sauna and getting fucked through a gloryhole or some other guy fucking me randomly in some room. I dont feel attraction to men, I just like dicks and would love to find out one day what a real one in my ass feels like.
Probably never going to pull the trigger on that one though, similar reasons as you, shame, humilitation from being dominated by another man, risk of disease etc. I guess to be a bottom you need to have that inherent mindset of getting turnt on by the thought of being dominated

>>11320945
>I dont feel attraction to men
100% same
that's why i'm considering irresponsibly taking money out of my pocket and paying a transwoman to use her dick on me
if only because i could tolerate that way more than -any man-

>>11320913
You could try a casual or serious relationship instead of randon sketchy men. It is a lot hotter if you are also emotionally attractted to the guy. Im straight and married now but in my late teen years I fucked 2 guys(separately) from the local college. One i was decent friends with and I hung out with his friends too which were entirely girls and had a great time. The other was mostly just sexual and was kinda lame except I got to suck his dick whenever. I am most certainly Bi despite me just saying straight. Im a switch and mostly topped. I bottomed like twice and the guy would always come in like 15 seconds. When you fuck your bro or get fucked there are a lot more benefits

>Its also better because you dont have to worry about aids
as much in a broship

>>11320753
You need it in your ass retard

>>11318660
You can create an emulsion by mixing the lube powder into the oil, add the water and shake it thoroughly. Works great, I think the PEG-molecules act somewhat as an emulsifier.

I just made a batch with 10ml coconut oil, .6g XLube and 100ml distilled water. I'll try out different ratios over the next few weeks, until I find one that I like.
Adding .6g of Xanthan gum to the same amount of XLube powder gives in 100ml water a very sticky lube that behaves nicely in wet environments (isn't washed away immediately, stays slippery when water is added).

>>11320913
Once you start getting fucked it'll feel so good you'll forget all about your worries

>>11321010
You got discord so I can stay in touch with you lube scientist?
Add me vargus204

>>11320949
>if only because i could tolerate that way more than -any man-
Yeah, same, but if were being completely honest here, only like 1-5% of all transwomen actually look like women, the rest still look like a man. Finding a beautiful feminine trans woman with an intact, working, decently sized dick that is both into bottoming AND topping would be the ultimate jackpot, but that is like 1 in a million and Im never ever gonna find that

>>11320826
nah theres this thing called a dph "fapdose" which is below delirium dose but its still not good for you...

>>11321082
Just looked it up on Psychonauts and this stuff sounds awful

>>11321009
it doesnt work my aneros does nothing for me but i can kegel and feel good with nothing inside im broken beyond help and i dont want to spend $70 more on another model

>>11321165
You need fuck machine

>>11320913
Are you not already ashamed to be pounding your boyhole with your fingers, dildos, and various other implements?

If I hookup with a guy he's basically a prop there to make me feel more feminine. Which sucks when he catches feelings, but so it goes.

>>11320913
>I really want to bottom and get fucked
Do you specifically want to be on the bottom while someone has their way with you, or do you just want a dick in your ass. I don't know if it's still a thing, but power bottoms existed in the past. Like where the bottom would tie down the top and ride him while maintaining all the power, maybe that's the kind of thing you'd be into.

>>11321044
That depends on what your income allows.

How do you anons stay in the mood after cleansing?

>>11316079 (OP)
Is it normal to have a little bit of cum leak out when you shit? Genuinely asking bc I just had a big shit and now my dick is wet.

>>11321360
>prostate so sensitive you cum every time something slides through your insides
Neat trick. Is this a recent problem?

>>11321368
It literally just happened. I've been edging for a couple days which maybe is part of it.

>>11321368
Nta, but I had that problem when I was on some medication that constipated me, while also taking medication that counteracted that constipation.

I'd have these giant hard lumpy turds that'd move fast and quickly right over my prostate. I kinda missed it when I no longer had to take the medication.

It was weird.

Omg I love anal so much. THIS is how sex was meant to feel.

The difference between medium and large plugs is unreal. It's like there's nothing between normal and monster. My plug which is apparently 2 inches in width is just too small. It falls out on its own now. But the next size up at 2.5 inches literally feels impossible. The increase in width makes look and feel double the size. Surely there should be something between them.

>>11319627
Please report back, this thing looks fun. Very curious how well the suction cup works and if it's nice and soft

i had just ordered my first dildo, plug and lube and when everything arrived the lube wasn't there. gonna kill myself. i'm not even that upset that i got scammed but now i have to wait a few more days to get lube again. i was so ready like i was eating really good and was real clean.

>>11321410
okay quick update i guess, turns out the dildo came with 2 tiny packs of lube and a condom, so i was able to try them. the buttplug was the best thing ever for like the first 2 minutes, but i immediately got used to it and it got pretty boring. but i did cum like a minute after putting it in, so it wasn't that bad i guess. after that i put the condom on the dildo and rode it for like 40 minutes, honestly i was a little disappointed that it didn't feel that much better than the random objects i used to use before. but it was great in 2 other ways. first i was actually able to ride it because of the suction cup instead of having to use my hand which was very convenient. and secondly this was the first time ever i didn't bleed after a long anal session, so yeah that was nice lol. so pretty happy overall, but still fuck amazon for messing up my lube order. i better get a refund on that shit. and i'm also out of lube now so no anal for the next few days :(

>>11320945
>I dont feel attraction to men, I just like dicks and would love to find out one day what a real one in my ass feels like.
same. the idea of not having full control of how the dick fucks my ass and having to just submit to its whims its supremly hot to me, but the thought alone of the chance that if i look back i see just Some Dude fucking me breaks the fantasy to bits
doesnt help that im the baldest sperg ever and would probably need a wig to at least pretend i look feminine

>>11316079 (OP)
>What was your most embarrassing moment with anal?
During one session, I decided to experiment with coconut oil. I'd been watching some of those Evil Angel scenes where they go nuts with the squirt bottles of oil and I wanted to know what it felt like (it was okay, I still prefer Xlube). I squirted quite a bit into my ass, but I douched a few times with warm water after the session so I thought I was good. Next day, I had a lunch date with a friend. I remember right before stepping out the house, feeling a fart coming on. I let it out, no biggie. Go about my day. Wasn't until later in the day when I got home and changed into comfier clothes that I saw I had a dark spot on the ass of my grey pants. Yup, coconut oil. Apparently I still had some in my system when I farted. Obviously not enough for me to feel anything wrong when I let it rip, but enough to go through my underwear and leave a ~1" circ. stain on my pants. I want to believe my friend didn't notice since they're the kind of person who would let me know if I had a booger hanging out my nose or something stuck in my teeth but fuck, I wanted to die. So I think I'm done with coconut oil forever.

>>11321495
>Apparently I still had some in my system when I farted
yea coconut oil is a fine lube, but its going to stay around for a lot longer than you think it would
it's also really good for ass pains, plus it makes you smell nice

>>11321495
Whoops, I meant 1" diameter, not circumference. but yeah, you get the point.

My 2 week gooning holiday comes to an end, probably had 25 anal masturbation sessions in total. Now I gotta go back to real life and probably go back down to once a week. Fuck my life

I had some fun sessions last night. I am pretty new at this but my anus was surprisingly greedy and pulled my toy in on it's own after I got the tip in. I'm in love with my butt wanting to become an eager breeding hole! I bought a micro bikini too but it's a little loose. is there any resources out there for general butt fattening, hair removal and thickening thighs to appear more feminine? smooth skin feels incredible especially when live is leaking down my taint and balls <3

>>11319358
Nta but I can do it basically on command with my dildo
Once I get the head popped into the sigmoid all I have to do is bear down while fucking myself as deep as it'll go and I squirt pee with every thrust

>>11321610
ugh so hot. i sometimes get the urge to pee but never actually squirted.

>>11321492
kigus are probably the way to go for you and a partner

>>11319532
Shein - it's crap quality but you can get cute clothes for cheap.

>>11320826
I've done like 15 pills at some point and never saw shit
fap dose >>11321082 is like 4-8
you're worrying too much

How do I know I'm having a dry orgasm?
What is it supposed to feel like?

>>11321638
>kigu
internet keeps giving me mixed results, is that like a specific full-body pajama with a big hoodie or is it a bodysuit-like thing, complete with a mask
or is this a case of it being both at once

>>11321354
Just get high on thc

>>11321368
>>11321360
Is it possible to learn this power?
How do I sensitize my prostate

>>11321492
You just need a chick into forced bi and have her tie, blindfol, and peg you regularly and she chooses when to let men have a turn in that asspussy

Is there a latest way of doing anal masturbation?
Like the latest trends or toys or videos or something?
Most common recomendations for best results

>>11321610
>>11321620

How do you pivot from that to actually getting prostategasms

>>11321806
Anal feels amaaaaazing while high

>>11319371
So if i have large horse doldo , then i should watch for dry orgasm, but bot "classic" wet one with ejaculation?

Does it mean i need just relax and fuck my ass longer?

>>11321600
>Butt fattening/thickening thighs
Work out those muscles, simple as
>hair removal
Waxing or laser, nothing you can do at home is permanent, you'd need to go to a clinic for that

>>11321754
>bodysuit-like thing, complete with a mask
this
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animegao_kigurumi

>>11321600
you sound very cute and eager. you'll make a great buttslut. anon is right though, diet and exercise to plump your butt and thighs, clinic for hair removal

>>11321844
there is a dedicated general >>>/jp/kcs

Do any anons occasionally get hemorrhoids from anal? I don't always get them but I do sometimes, and I don't know what the cause is. I always use a lube shooter and a ton of lube, and I never feel any pain during, but I'll still sometimes get one the day after.

>>11318908
Link is up again for an hour or 2

>>11321893
Hope ya enjoyed.

>>11321839
>>11321857
ty anons. I found darkwaifutrap's routine and this looks doable. can I do exercises with a plug in? :3

>clinical hair removal
I figured. I'll stick to shaving but I'm not too keen on freezing my balls so I don't cut myself

>you sound very cute and eager. you'll make a great buttslut
ilu anon <3 also thank you anons for sharing stories, advice and baking a lot. you really inspired me to try and I can't get enough!

>>11321893
https://c.lovense-api.com/t2/p0oinn00
Fucking refreshed it accidentally

>>11321900
I did indeed, thanks anon

How many of you booty bandits can assume the "legs behind the head" position? How long does it take to train for it? I always feel like I'm missing on being to stiff for it and resigning to regular doggy/lying on the side

>>11321462
Buy k-lube powder on Amazon (or x-lube). You can make 20 liters of the best lube with that.

So I got one of those njoy style glass wands and I absolutely love it. When I can find my prostate but I seem to only be able to find it once every few sessions. Got any tips there? Things to make it more sensitive up front. Ways to locate it shy of just jabbing around. Feels so good but fuck the elusiveness is making me sad.

>>11321939
I used to be able to do it when I was younger but not anymore. It's for sure a use it or lose it scenario. I should've gotten fucked more.

>>11321902
>can I do exercises with a plug in?
Ive done a leg workout before with a plug in, it was pretty nice, the plug grinding against my prostate when squatting

>>11322046
The hornier you are the more swollen it will be, the easier it will be to hit it.
Despite what other anons say to completely ignore the penis, I usually masturbate normally and edge for like 30 minutes, and then I start anal. Trust me you will find your prostate because it will be really swollen and eager to cum

Anybody else fueled by self hatred to take bigger and bigger dildos? I get off hurting myself or potentially causing permanent damage

>>11317158
I'm happy for you anon, good luck

>>11322275
May god save your poor soul.
I have never heard something more mentally ill

>>11322316
Oh please there are probably people in this thread that are considering chopping their dick off. Im most certainly not the most mentally ill

Anybody has some tips on how to "get in the zone" when you live in a small room with thin walls?
For context: I never feel like I can properly enjoy anal because of my living conditions. I recently came back from a 2 week vacation and I did some anal on my vacation and it just felt 100x better. I could go as hard as I wanted, moan as loud as I wanted, and didnt get distracted or pulled out of it by surrounding noise. I had complete privacy and quiet around me.

Now Im back in my place and I just cant enjoy it again. Anybody in a similar situation that was able to overcome it?

>No Bad Dragon seller in my country
Ugh I really cant be bothered flying that shit through customs

>>11321809
bmbx

>>11322148
>>11321939

I wanna learn how but I don't know what to do

>>11322316
>never heard more mentally ill
>numerous tranny threads

Bruh

>>11322431
You're better off not buying from animal abusers anyways

Topped Toys Canada day sale just dropped, what's everyone getting?

I'm thinking about the Artemis 80

>>11322351
Shitting in a bag is worse imo
>>11322493
Bag shitting.

what happens to expired lube? my bottle says it expired in january but i don't notice anything off about it. it's just some standard water-based "anal lube".

>>11322841
Best case, it is just as good. Worst case, it can have gone bad and moldy.

Most likely case is that is is more runny and less luby than it should be.

>>11322237
Honestly that's probably what it boils down to. Never enough time or desire to get ravenous though. The missus just gets lazy with it and it loses its allure.
Oh well
I'll keep some tabs on that and see if it helps. Will be a few days until I get to play again anyway. Unless the missus has a sudden change of heart.

I need some horny anons to vibe my butt before I gangbang myself with fantasy dildos tonight x.x

Link should be up for around an hour or so, session lasts for 5 minutes, but resets automatically, so if the link is busy, you can try again in a bit and it might open up!

>>11322934
Oops forgot link lol

https://c.lovense-api.com/t2/9m1cwre9?share_type=103

>>11322935
Do I need to make an account in the app to use your link?
Unrelated but does anyone have the full mindgasm library?

>>11322935
Sorry, link went down, here’s a new one

https://c.lovense-api.com/t2/ex0q6kpn?share_type=103

>>11322941
Yeah I’m pretty sure you need the app, never tried without it tho

>>11322944
First time trying the controls, probably did a shit job. My bad.

>>11322233
I tried this morning and it felt amazing! I leaked too much precum so maybe I'll get a towel over my yoga mat next time

>>11322934
ily anon <3 have fun tonight ;) I kind of want one so you can get me back sometime, I love this idea!

>>11321736
Your pulse quickens and your limbs and chest and cock feel like tickly waves running through them

do you guys drink coffee? i love coffee but it makes me poop :(

>>11323125
Cutting out caffeine completely is actually one of the things that made my bowel movements much more solid and clean. I can recommend it for people who like doing anal, I can understand its hard for most people to cut out caffeine though.
Worst case you can just drink some black/green tea, that didnt seem to have a bad effect on my bowel movements either.

>>11323125
For me, coffee is great for keeping clean. I only drink coffee in the morning, and I know that about an hour after the last cup, I have to go to the bathroom.

Along with psyllium three times a day, it keeps me regular. I still have to clean out before anal, but I'm pretty sure it is less than it otherwise would be.

>>11318503
i use an aneros and hump my desk
then i take a dildo and do what you descirbed

Thread re-lubed and ready for use!
>>11323145
>>11323145
>>11323145

>>11321495
it gets stuck in the anal sinuses

>>11322046
I find that when I relax, it simply moves when I press it. But when I tense, it becomes really stimulated

>>11322354
I've been in the same situation, and best you can do is play when they're gone, or play with loud music. Some objects near the wall, and clothes near underside of door, will help