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7/10/2025, 9:43:49 AM
>be crab
>young crab this time
>chilling at bottom of ocean
>hungover as fuck
>Suddenly
>Some heavy shit almost crushes me
>Crab instincts save me, do a crabber roll
>"...Monkey cage"
>See monkey dancing inside it, two other monkeys using their freaky polyappendaged meat claws to shine lights to each other
>creepyfuckers.ocn
>Decide to fuck with them tho
>Managed to crabbacopter on top of cage
>Their weak non-crab gills can't take the Ocean style, and all yeet upwards soon enough
>Monkeys on top of boat see me as their caged boyfriend gasps for air once the party lifts up
>They holler like retards, assume The Clawde is friendly
>Amused at The Clawde's balls of calcium to climb to give 'em a scrape
>>Big mistake
>Crab-leaped on closest land faggot, the one that looked the most like a pirate, the Somali kind
>Went full klaw fu on his britches
>His then friend tries to help him with the top of a cooler
>>He also looks like a pirate, but the butt kind
>Swings full baseball league on a crabba,
>But a crab know to use the ancient art of "release"
>ThreeStooges.swf
>Scramble around the floor while the two land lobsters kiss each other, their caged faggot friend still hollering suspended middair kek
>Head for brain section of boat
>Shinies that make boat run, located
>*crab yoink*
>*crab run*
>Land faggot still in cage, seeing my escape in disbelief
>"Bonjour, you air-breathing jew!", drop backwards ala Jack Costeau down to the ocean
>Drop the shinies right on exact spot they almost crushed me on
>Crabswim behind some rocks
>TheyDroppedTheCageKEK
>goodbyehorses.mp3
>Get bored after third hour of watching monkeys search for keys
>young crab this time
>chilling at bottom of ocean
>hungover as fuck
>Suddenly
>Some heavy shit almost crushes me
>Crab instincts save me, do a crabber roll
>"...Monkey cage"
>See monkey dancing inside it, two other monkeys using their freaky polyappendaged meat claws to shine lights to each other
>creepyfuckers.ocn
>Decide to fuck with them tho
>Managed to crabbacopter on top of cage
>Their weak non-crab gills can't take the Ocean style, and all yeet upwards soon enough
>Monkeys on top of boat see me as their caged boyfriend gasps for air once the party lifts up
>They holler like retards, assume The Clawde is friendly
>Amused at The Clawde's balls of calcium to climb to give 'em a scrape
>>Big mistake
>Crab-leaped on closest land faggot, the one that looked the most like a pirate, the Somali kind
>Went full klaw fu on his britches
>His then friend tries to help him with the top of a cooler
>>He also looks like a pirate, but the butt kind
>Swings full baseball league on a crabba,
>But a crab know to use the ancient art of "release"
>ThreeStooges.swf
>Scramble around the floor while the two land lobsters kiss each other, their caged faggot friend still hollering suspended middair kek
>Head for brain section of boat
>Shinies that make boat run, located
>*crab yoink*
>*crab run*
>Land faggot still in cage, seeing my escape in disbelief
>"Bonjour, you air-breathing jew!", drop backwards ala Jack Costeau down to the ocean
>Drop the shinies right on exact spot they almost crushed me on
>Crabswim behind some rocks
>TheyDroppedTheCageKEK
>goodbyehorses.mp3
>Get bored after third hour of watching monkeys search for keys
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