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7/23/2025, 2:11:25 AM
>Be me, 24, flew in to visit family
>Big local church event happening. They have me volunteer, as "payment" for hosting me
>Event consists of kids and their 40+ parents and nothing between. So when break between where no work to be done occurs it's implicated I go sit around the 16-19 group.
>For 3 hours they literally manage to fill it discussing height and ages.
>Guys all claim 6ft+. Girl says "Im only 5'2 bruh! My boyfriend is 6'4". One girl says to another "Your boyfriend is only 5'7 he's not growing anymore!!". One 5'9 guy frauds that he's 6'1. Start to open instagram to analyze what they think guys they follow's heights are. And then celebrities'. Once they've exhausted that circle back to taking down each person in the group's height
>Announcing ages constantly. "Girl I'm 16 and already got my own house! And I'm in training to make 6 figures next year!". Guy adds "Im 19 and been stretching my dick since I was 12". Girl says the 25 yr old guy she's dating is disgusting for being with her. One girl blurts at me "Bruh you're a 30 year old man!" Later another guy pulls me aside "I dunno, you're 28 and you don't have any kids. I hope the best, but I dunno at your age...". Circle proceeds to go year by year saying what they will have accomplished at that age.
>A few other physical related traits like discussing hairlines ("I bet such and such has a fucked up hairline dawg") and jawlines (Girl, when Im on my hikes... the lack of jawlines I be seeing on these dudes") are sprinkled in
>Big local church event happening. They have me volunteer, as "payment" for hosting me
>Event consists of kids and their 40+ parents and nothing between. So when break between where no work to be done occurs it's implicated I go sit around the 16-19 group.
>For 3 hours they literally manage to fill it discussing height and ages.
>Guys all claim 6ft+. Girl says "Im only 5'2 bruh! My boyfriend is 6'4". One girl says to another "Your boyfriend is only 5'7 he's not growing anymore!!". One 5'9 guy frauds that he's 6'1. Start to open instagram to analyze what they think guys they follow's heights are. And then celebrities'. Once they've exhausted that circle back to taking down each person in the group's height
>Announcing ages constantly. "Girl I'm 16 and already got my own house! And I'm in training to make 6 figures next year!". Guy adds "Im 19 and been stretching my dick since I was 12". Girl says the 25 yr old guy she's dating is disgusting for being with her. One girl blurts at me "Bruh you're a 30 year old man!" Later another guy pulls me aside "I dunno, you're 28 and you don't have any kids. I hope the best, but I dunno at your age...". Circle proceeds to go year by year saying what they will have accomplished at that age.
>A few other physical related traits like discussing hairlines ("I bet such and such has a fucked up hairline dawg") and jawlines (Girl, when Im on my hikes... the lack of jawlines I be seeing on these dudes") are sprinkled in
7/12/2025, 8:33:46 AM
I ate pizza last night
6/20/2025, 10:04:06 AM
why was i born :C
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