Duke Nukem reboot:

>Wake up as a Duke in his penthouse skyline apartment.
>Bunch of drunk hookers sleeping all around the place, with lingerie and dildos and vibrators and beer cans and cocaine strewn everywhere
>Objective: Take a piss
>If you don't miss you get the achievement "Cuck"
>Objective: Make a cuppa
>If you make anything but black coffee you get achievement "śoyboy"
>President Trump's son Baron calls you as you enjoy the coffee "Yo Duke" "Morning Baron" "Dad needs your help"
>Go to the roof of the apartment and take a chopper to the white house.
>High five Trump and he offers you a big mac and coke. If you choose the caffeine free diet coke you get achievement "woman".
>Trump needs you to take out Iran's anti air batteries and radars because he is planning to bomb the uranium facility.
>If you accept the mission you get achievement "MIGA" if you refuse the game ends in a fake bluescreen

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