Coffee Drinkers = Nationalists
Tea Drinkers = Libertarians
IPA Drinkers = Communists
Soda Drinkers = Unironic Democracy Enjores

Also:
Espresso Drinkers = Fascists
Filter Coffee = Christian Supremacists
Aeropress = Technocrats
Sweetened Milkdrinks = Beaurocrats

Is this accurate?
If I wasn't a lazy piece of shit I'd do a political compass meme.