>Be me in 2008 playing smash bros brawl
>Cool, donkey kong segment where is K Rool I wanna unlock him
>No K Rool to be seen, sad young man.
>2010, DKC returns is out, get it instantly, had fun
>Oh boy I wonder who the villain is?
>Floating head hands
>2014, Tropical freeze comes out, smash 4
>Oh man that fat guy has to be him it's literally the same exact proportions
>Maybe he will be DLC for smash 4? All those old smashboards threads
>2017, smash speculation
>All the taunting and teasing that nobody remembered K Rool, that he was irrelevant, and it seemed to be true because the normiesphere didn't really know about him
>Just me and a handful of old DKfags who really loved the character and series
>2018, smash reveal, hope restored, main the fuck out of him and love it even though he wasn't that good The long wait for a new DK game begins but Nintendo still seems to not be using him outside smash
>2025 Now everyone is talking about him likely being in the newest game and he is a staple nintendo villain once again

What a rollercoaster this has all been. If he really is back for good, it's been a pleasure koping with you all, gentlemen.
Or should I say, ROOLercoaster?