Leak thread

KNEEL

K. Rool vore porn

>>715463410
only if it's the blunderbuss

>>715463115
>Zanzibart, forgive me...
Original DK (1981-2014)

>>715463115
I am sorry for doubting.

>>715462584 (OP)
Leak THIS

Human sperm leaking from Donkey Kong’s muscle ass

>>715463115
This is already wrong because he never wished for the kremlings to be revived, according to the leaker he came along with his own set of (alive) kremlings and uses Void Kong's magic banana to give them stone shields.

Isn't there only one verified leaker from DKVine and everything else is speculation?

>>715464195
There are no verified leaks so far

>>715463928
i'm leaking all over her

expect more leaks today

more copies are being sent out early

>>715462584 (OP)
NIGGER

>>715466503
He's a gorilla

Ive been to many of these retarded leak threads but i have only seen like 1 or 2 leak pics, the leaks should be the first thing posted in the thread

>>715463115
Is it confirmed that Pauline in this (and Odyssey I guess) is Mario's sister then? I guess she has to be, since they're both og Pauline and Jumpman's kids, they'd have to be at least half siblings..

>>715467795
Why would they be (half) siblings? kys

>>715464519
Verified leak is a nonsense phrase fuckwit

>>715467939
It says Mario and Pauline (kid) are the children of the original Mario (Jumpman) and Pauline.

They'd have to be, unless Cranky is Paulines dad (hot)

>>715462584 (OP)
Sweaty, switch 2 games can't leak

It's cool that he's back but why are they giving him and the kremlings such a mythical entrance?
>Dig so deep you think you've found the earth's core with magical fruit tree roots wrapped around it
>it's actually that fuck head that King/Pirate/evil scientist that always tries to steal your shit steal your shit.
>uses plant core wish to resurrect his people that have somehow died and become fossils
I know Nintendo has done some crazy shit before like have bowser take over the galaxy with airships but how can donkey kongs joker also be this unawakend ancient evil?

>>715464195
It's not even from DK Vine.

>>715464519
The only thing we know is some got a copy early and streamed it to their friends over discord and one of the guys got some pictures

>>715467594
King K. Rool

>>715468643
The rest

>>715468643
Looks fake. Too posed, it doesn't look natural.

>>715468532
Because the theories about this game being a take on Return to The West were right, I guess

>>715469478
retard, next you'll also say this is ai made

>>715468643
>>715469276
nice AI images

>>715462584 (OP)
why is he ugly?
why does the voice actor do a terrible job?
why are the textures 480p?
why are the levels so empty?
why is this $80?

>>715469642
Nigga you need to stop asking questions and just consume

>>715468643
That looks like a smash bros trophy

>>715469642
>why is he ugly?
Oh my fucking god I just realized that his brow isn't fix like traditional dk no wonder it look like shit

>>715469642
It's not $80, also stop replying to yourself

>>715468532
Deserved after their absence desu

>>715469276
I forgot K. Rool was married.

>>715468532
Because they all went extinct.

>>715468532
is this real

>>715470079
Mrs. Rool has never actually showed up so forgetting is understandable.

>>715463115
I can't believe this was real

>>715469774
He's a Nintendo mascot, so it makes sense. That, and they clearly used the Paon design as a base just like Smash did. Both added the proper scales and gold plate back, so the room for separation grows far narrower from that.

They're probably also overcompensating with making him shiny, but that seems to line up with the other cast in this game. It's also likely in part from the lighting in this specific area.

>>715468643
I like that it at least resembles his original design more now. Still kinda wish they'd have dropped the Paon influence but whatever it looks alright.

>>715470149
That root image is the only one we know is real. The images you'll find of the kremling, zingers and even k. Rool may be fake

>>715470539
I don't care how you present him as a girl I am not going to lust after K Rool. Neat idea with the hair though.

>>715462584 (OP)
The vegeta hairline on that bitch is disgusting.

>>715470710
Nigga that's called a widows peak

This game will be great.

>>715470175
She showed up in a Nintendo Japan manga.

>>715470710
Same reason I hate the hair of Tron Bonne from Mega Man Legends. Her hair looks like she's balding and its simply a stupid shitty hair style. Makes me glad Mega Man Legends sold like trash because the fanatics are annoying enough as it is.

>>715470539
based

>>715468643
>>715469276
There are actual retards who don't think this is real btw

>>715463115
This would only make sense if Bananza and Odyssey take place in the Jumpman era since Pauline said she got captured by DK in Odyssey, which would mean that either there are multiple Cranky Kongs, Diddy, Dixie, K. Rool etc. or the whole DKC series is a prequel to the Mario series

>>715463115
fake and gay

>>715463115
yeah right lol

>>715468643
These look fake.
>>715469276
Most of these look real.

>>715468643
>>715469276
Anyone find it strange the amount of reptiles that are always villains?

>>715475816
I find it hard to believe that they would revive all of the DKC mooks and not have the big man himself appear though.

>>715476103
gex?

>25 years
>this fuckers been hiding underground for 25 years!

>>715475816
Yeah, this was my train of thought. The K. Rool images seemed believable, but the first two that dropped didn't seem entirely conclusive. The main leaked image specifically could have been argued to just be modified or based off the Smash model since both Bananza and Ultimate worked off the same core Paon design. There's a few more oddities too that could be explained as being related to the scene in question. The mook screenshots dropping was when a lot of people started being far more convinced, including myself.

>>715476103
bring him back

>>715463115
I'm mad this is fake because the kaiju shit and punching k rool out if the earth sounds kino.
I want Asura's Wrath but DK.

So what is the fight like? Please tell me K Rool and DK are roughly the same size

>>715469642
>why are the levels so empty?
You could accuse almost every game in existance of being empty. Its a sandbox 3d platformer. Get a grip.

>>715476564
Well that does explain all the missing food.

>>715475851
literally me

>>715468532
You know this is real because who else would come up with such a weird fucking idea?

>>715477190
We tip the scales in three days!

>>715477184
Compare the levels here to those in Astro Bot

>K. ROOL is back
>Is voiced by Benedict Campbell
>Final battle involves a duet with Pauline.

This would turn a 10/10 into a 11/10. Please make it fucking happen.

>OMG IS K ROOL IN THE GAME?!?!?
He's been in all but three DK games since he was introduced, you people are retarded.

>>715476502
I'm not saying he's not in the game. I'm saying those "screenshots" are fake as fuck.

>>715478917
would be a fun way to make the tv show canon

>>715479081
>OMG YOU THINK HE'S GONNA BE IN? UR RETARDED
>OMG YOU THINK HE'S NOT GONNA BE IN? UR RETARDED

>>715479225
nah, they might be fake, but they're pretty damn convincing

>>715479318
Maybe if you're stupid.

>>715479306
The idea that it's some big epic surprise that the guys main villain, in English and Japanese games, isn't going to be in his biggest game since DK 64, is silly.

>Come in for leaks
>Same images that have been around for 24+ hours
???????

>>715479358
Nothing would convince you, the game will come out and you're just gonna call them modded copies

>>715479467
the person with the game didnt leak them
he was streaming it on his discord, and people in the private stream capped and leaked

>>715476103
Such as?

Any dong leaks?

>>715479503
Weird schizopost.
I'll eat crow if it's real, but the K Rool "screenshots" look fake as hell. He's in the game, though.

>>715470175
She was in a Japan-exclusive manga

>>715478917
it'll never happen but i really hope if he's ever voiced again they bring campbell back, return to crocodile isle showed he hasn't aged a day in doing the voice.
>Remind me, if I ever were to kill myself, I could scale to the heights of your blind devotion... and LEAP DOWN TOWARDS YOUR IQ!

>>715479467
They ran out previously prepared photoshops.

>>715479938

You just know the final boss against K Rool will have a cool Pauline vocal track and everyone will scream kino

>>715464081
Yeah. The Kremlings extintion is a little too much.

>>715470079
He never was. Rare just had him say it as a reference.

>another fake leak discord thread
shit is so forced

>>715479967
The fact that even the Paon games localized by NoA left him with a very British affectation gives me hope.

>>715480406
Yeah, your stubborn denial is definitely forced.

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
3 DAYS FOR UOOOOOONANZAAAA

>>715480384
It's funnier if he is married.

>ITT
https://youtu.be/c71apA4kt7Y?si=SvK1_ef6CxIX16nz

Oooh wokeanna!

>>715478912
No thanks. I dont buy systems with ONE GAME anymore after ps4 and bllodborne. Wasnt worth it.

>>715478912

>Comparing a game that's on 10x more powerful hardware

>>715479938
Uh, bros, I thought JP hated all western influence on DK?!

nothing to see here ,anons
all leaks are fake
All A.I.
yup. just believe me

>>715480919
Most leaks do wind up being fake, that is true.

>>715469276
how did these fuckers die anyways? I’m guess they were revived due to having similar attacks to the crockoids and all

>>715478917
I have zero faith even remembers who Benedict Campbell is

>>715477859
This. Everyone was saying that Void Kong either was working for K Rool or just was K Rool. Not a single soul predicted that K Rool was the Banandium Root. That's like predicting that Dr Wily is the source of all E-Tanks.

>>715479081
K.rool hasn't been in a maingame since 1999's DK64, and not in any game since 2007's Jungle Climbers.

It's possible that the game is a DIRECT sequel to Jungle Climber's as well and some attempt to make the DK timeline coherent.

>K. Rool falls to earth so hard he's buried within the earth's core and the bananadium root grows around his belly

>>715476103
Spyro was one of the biggest PSX era characters.

and motherfucking Yoshi.

>>715482810
Sluggers is a 2008 game and he is playable there

>>715463115
real and straight

>>715463115
SOVL

>>715462584 (OP)
Shadow Labyrinth > Bananza

>Be adult
>Care about Soitendo
LMAO!

>>715476103
They’re just so easy to contrast with mammalian heroes.

>>715477859
The one thing that gives this leak credibility is that leakers usually aren't creative enough to come up with absolute whack-ass shit like golden K.Rool tummy root >>715468532

I wonder if it’s not K. Rool’s Bananza model being based on the Smash model but the Smash model being based on the Bananza model.

>>715483571
If you want to go by those standards Smash Ultimate might be a better example my nigga

>>715462584 (OP)
More like Blenanza

>>715463928
this game is vaporware btw.

Reposting from other thread: Reddit's legal team removed the OP comment and top reply from the first leak thread. I don't remember the content of the OP comment, but I'm almost positive the first reply was just 9 links to Imgur and other file hosting sites for K. Rool/Kremlings/baddies
https://www.reddit.com/r/GamingLeaksAndRumours/comments/1lz8tqp/comment/n300i5n/

When the fuck "timeline", "sequel and preauel" became such an important and vital point in DK games? What the fuck os wrong with you zoomers?

>>715479306
The perks of fence sitting

>>715463115
Any word on if the original Jumpman and Lady appear, or is it just the K Rool pics that've leaked so far?

I think it has to be real. Not only is it weirdly high-effort for something that would be debunked in three days or less, but the idea that someone could see the mostly unseen smooth pulsing part of what we didn't know was the Banandium Root and decide to make that K. Rool's belly is so out there that no fake leaker would ever take it in that direction.

>>715485457
The images are getting nuked from every site. It’s real.

Regret looking at leaks yet?

Why do they keep nuking the images?

>>715486273
only a little, sure it would have made for a killer surprise but I still don't know the details or how exactly the fight will play out so there's still plenty to look forward to
plus it turned discussion into a powder keg, and that's always fun

>>715486135
>>715486160
I thought so last night but this is really cementing it. Lack of video is obnoxious but no emu and Nintendo being a bit draconian right now with its EULA is what I'm going with

>Guy who got the game early says the game is easy and only “fun”
Astro chads won
https://www.reddit.com/r/Switch/s/H825WHbKxM

>>715484898
>didn't realize K. Rool had fans until the Smash reveal
They wouldn't base Smash K. Rool on Bananza K. Rool, we're just lucky they went "oh yeah people like k rool" early in development

>Astro chads won

>>715486556
>hasn't even unlocked the third transformation (of 5)
he's barely started

He's so cute and scary

>>715486556
>only has two transformations
so he's still early as fuck in the game

... am i really about to buy a switch 2 and a $70 video game just because they brought back k rool

>>715479938
Figures K. Rool married a hottie after becoming a doctor.

>>715486836
get the mario kart world version so you atleast get another game for 50 bucks
and because they'll add k.rool as a dlc driver in the bananza update

>>715486836
I would if I didn't get shitcanned, game looked fantastic after the last direct

>>715486819
Oh look it's Fakey Kong.

>>715486654
SOUL V SOULLESS

>>715464519
>nintendo doing legal takedowns of the images on reddit and twitter
seems pretty verified to me

>>715486819
I hope he still has the laugh bros..

>>715486826
He said he beat 10 layers

>>715463115
APOLOGIZE

>>715486836
Yeah bro you should go for it

>>715486975
Those are the timestamped photos by the chinese guy.
People are spamming K. Rool images in the replies. The chinese leaker is the only one legit because he posted an actual screenshot with a real timestamp. K. Rool "leaks" are fake as can be. Tiny little images, no real screenshots, no timestamps, no clips. No nothing. At least China boy verified himself.

just gonna test something next post

>>715487105
I don't remember asking.

>>715487198
didn't ask

>>715487001
I think he's counting sublayers cuz I'm pretty sure both Ostrich and Zebra lagers fork off 400. Or the transformations aren't completely necessary for progression

put me in the screencap when the doubter gets btfo

>>715482810
didn't Barrel Blast come out after Jungle Climber

>>715486836
>buying a console because it has a killer app
Yes, that's what you're supposed to do.

>>715486273
not really, I probably would've been spoiled one way or another

HE's in btw

>>715487001
nigga 10 layers is near the end of the game, he did not beat 10 layers and only have 2 transformations

>>715487243
Don’t worry, its practically bound to happen

>>715487092
The top reply was a link to the 9 images on hosting sites and was nuked. You can still see all the replies to that which are people talking about K. Rool/Kremlings

At this point back during Odyssey pre-release which kingdoms had we not seen yet?

>>715487243
I apologize MiyaGOD

Donkey Kong isn't in the game. It's fake AI blenderslop made by discord trannies. The trailers are all fake/hacked accounts, websites are spoofs. I'm not even sure Japan is a real country. Pauline is the only playable character

>>715487414
Pretty sure everything leaked around 7-10 days out

>>715487092
stop the kope, even just single posts on twitter of k rool are getting legal takedowns, the reply on the reddit post with the k rool images is taken down whilst the other replies are left intact

>>715486048
>the original Jumpman and Lady
Who? I only know Mario and Pauline. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR5joNASmtY

why do we care about mario lore so much?

>>715487528
It's fun

>Discord kiddies STILL trying to push their fake leaks

>>715487528
why not chuddy

>>715462584 (OP)
If this shit is real, my excitement for the game went up 100x.
It went from a game I likely wouldn't purchase maybe I would if it was on big sale, to okay I'm definitely playing this game now.

>>715487502
>Cartoon clip
Huh, so Donkey Kong and Pauline always had that friendly kind of dynamic, even in the 80s, then?

>>715487783
Except that's not Donkey Kong, it's Cranky Kong.
No tie = Cranky
With tie = Donkey

>>715487502
mario is swarthy as fuck here god damn

We about to get grinched

>>715487882
I guess he was Sicilian all along.

I’d hate to give some bad news but the k rool in the leaks is indeed ai… and by that, I don’t mean he’s an ai generated image, I mean he is a hyper intelligent ai implanted into the game. Pretty much AM in kremling form. The bad news is that he has trapped my soul and my computer in the game and wants to torture me now, this is my last post before he finds me again, please send hel

>>715463410
No straight vore(female_pred) only

You guys shouldn't get your hopes up until the game is released. Remember the Grinch leak? The vast majority of people thought that was real and it turned out to be bullshit. I wanna see K. Rool too but don't open yourself up to disappointment

>>715487870
>Is called Donkey Kong in the cartoon.
>"THAT'S NOT DONKEY KONG!!"
Cranky lore purists are starting to irritate me.

>IT'S FAKE IT'S FAKE IT'S FAKE
>picrel
>AIEEEEEEEEE NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>715487323
So the game only has around 10 layers? For 70 dollars?

now Chad Rool is in my only hope is that the game is better than Odyssey
I find that game really boring

>don’t trust any of the leaks

two more days fags you can still do it

>>715486273
Part of me wishes I could have seen K. Rool blind, but watching the hype for his grand return and the stubborn insistence from autistic deniers that the leaks are fake has been a magical experience. Plus, knowing that he's in made me actually want to give the game a spin and see the context for how this all plays out.

Though ultimately I was convinced that he'd be in it anyway because of both the schizo theories and the subtle hints that he was back (like the K. Rool laugh you could barely hear in that one trailer).

>>715488082
We've seen layer 1500 i.e. at least 15 layers plus sublayers (shorter branches off main layers)

>>715488023
>>715488074

>>715487243
The Rarecuck won't ever show his face in the Star Fox threads after this.

>>715488162
>We've seen layer 1500

No we fucking haven't

>>715488074
>someone retweets an image of their account being locked

>>715470079
In a final twist she is actually the truest final boss of the game. All this mineing was actually just to get fancy ores to replace her best pots and pans. Needless to say shes pissed when you fuck up her anniversery present.

>>715488162
That’s still not a lot though. I would’ve wanted around 30 ideally.

>>715488162
Honestly shocking. Some layers are also really big and have tons to dig through. I can't imagine actually going through and 100% the game. All the fossils, all the costumes, all the Banandium Gems, getting maxed out gold, maxing out digging through every material.

>>715487502
Woah, what even is that cartoon? I thought the first Donkey Kong cartoon was that CGI one with all the duck lips. This one feels very Scooby-Doo.

>>715488315
Kaos fossil image showed layer 1500 IIRC since the three types of fossils found are unique by layer

>>715479639
Mario, Donkey Kong, Mother 3

>>715488378
she's really cute

>>715480883
DKC3 sold more copies in Japan than in America, despite Japan having a much smaller population. Rare DK is the Japanese DK, accept the truth.

>>715473019
>A - Tranny, B- SWJ, C- Woke, D- Bait
Literally your way of life.

So where's the video?
Surely they could post a little Mp4 on 4chan real quick?

>>715486273
>>715488160
With games costing 70 dollars on launch I am definitely spoiling myself on a lot of shit that comes out from now on. They've pretty much ruined any chance of me caring to go in blind and now they've getting rid of vouchers? LMAO. In this game's case, I'm glad they do this and it definitely helps me want to pay the price.
I have a PS5 and I can go 2-3 months and wait for 70 dollar games to drop down dramatically. Not with Nintendo, it's really garbage honestly.

>>715486048
The idea that it was marios dad that abused the shit out of animals and was murdered by gorillias does make alot of sense to the point Im kind of mad I never thought of it before.

>>715488162
Pic related is the only actual leak we have at the moment

>>715488387
IDK what to tell you. Pretty sure that's more Kingdoms than Odyssey without checking, and Odyssey had like a third mini-Kingdoms

>>715488445
She looks like she sounds like Katey Sagal

>>715488559
not true.

>>715488403
In the 80s, there was a block called "Saturday Supercade" that had different cartoon shows based on video-games, and this was one of them. This was also the first cartoon to feature Mario, years before either the Super Mario Bros. Super Show or even the weird Super Mario Bros. anime movie. Also, Mario here is voiced by Peter Cullen.

>>715488338
well yeah it says right there, he can unlock the account by just reviewing the copyright policy so he clearly did that before posting the screencap of the account lock message

>>715486273
It's reassuring to know that every "leak" without a timestamp is blatantly fake. Nintendo really has a tight grip on preventing leaks. It's great!

It's good we have some fake leaks pop up now and then to remind people that some are still devoted enough to create something so silly just for attention.

>>715488559
This is easier to fake than K Rool

Remember that there are almost 150 Banandium PER level, even if some Banandium comes in bunches, that still means that most layers have over 100 to find. That means we are getting 2000 Banandium Gems or MORE. Absolutely horrifying.

>>715488559
>>715488657
holy kope lmao

>>715486273
Not really, no. I'm glad the fat croc is back but it wasn't make or break for me either way.

>>715488603
Until it's timestamped, it's not verifiable. None of the other leaks have shown anything verifiable and they've had plenty of time to do so. A simple 5 second clip would have done wonders. You have to ask, why are they holding back? Because they don't have any more to show. The chinese leaker is the only one with the game posting real images online.

>>715488559
SPLIT PATHS? WHAT THE FUCK? Oh, this is getting even crazier then I was expecting.

>>715488559
X and Reddit are removing K. Rool pics, it's ogre

>>715470482
How do we know for sure the root image is sure compared to the others, beyond it just looking the most convincing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opOJMoWVqLA&list=RDopOJMoWVqLA&start_radio=1

>>715488757
That's how Odyssey's kingdom selection was as well. You had some options in which one you wanted to tackle first

>>715488378
I think K. Rool should have a bitchy wife. It would be a fun counterpoint of how Bowser's main goal is to get pussy.

>>715488698
They really made DK64 2 lmao at least we can swap characters on the fly now

>>715488794
Because you can see the same structure behind Pauline, both in the direct and various Japanese commercials.

>>715488848
So the fake image is based off imagery from footage we've already seen? That seems pretty par for the course.

>>715488698
The Joseph Anderson video essay is going to be craaaazy.

>>715488416
Thank you for the list of evil reptiles in video games.

>>715488839
No, more like. At least this time the gems are not required in order to beat the game. That was the major problem with DK64. You needed so many banana to access the boss and that just let you get to the next level. We can either take our time and collect a bunch to get powered up, or we can just speed through everything, beating bosses and progressing to the next area. DK 64 slowed things down, this game looks to be the same level of speed you can do in DKC.

>>715470482
K rool has the exact same belly button as the root lol

>>715488698
I don't think this is a bad thing for a launch window game. Gives the player a lot to do, feels like a significant and worthwhile experience. So long as it's fun, of course.

>>715488975
Yeah I’m honestly more excited for the Joseph Anderson video than the game at this point. Definitely the most insightful critic even if /v/ hates him for shitting on their favorite games.

>>715489019
True and good points. Still not sure I'm ready to hear OHHHH BANANA 1000x a 100% tho

>>715488587
>leela's voice coming from that design
Muh dick

Would the root be a fatass croc belly?

>>715488539
They aren't going to retcon Mario and Pauline's debut story. If anything, they'll drop the "Cranky is arcade DK" thing since Nintendo treats modern DK and arcade DK as the same character.

>>715468532
>>715469498
Do you mean the ren shen immortality fruit? Which are supposed to be based on the ginseng root, it seems.

I just remembered how good DK64s boss fights were. Those are some of the best bosses in gaming.

All this Bonanza talk makes me think on how good 64 actually was.

>>715489148

>>715468532
Its probably because they tried to disney vault Dk's bowser and only realized how stupid that was when a certain event happened, now this is the overcorrection.

Kinda like Samus was doomguy tier in Dread.

>>715489157
The bosses and sidegames were the best part of that game, period

>>715489148
>>715489217

Has the Mori Calliope DK rap leaked yet?

>>715489039
K rool is contained by the root Void co., DK and Pauline all think his belly is the planets core

>>715489087
From playing the demo it really doesn't wear on you. The bananas are hidden just well enough that you get joy finding them and platforming feels great to do once you have it mastered. If I compared it to BotW and TotK Koroks, then it is at least twice as satisfying and much less grating to deal with.

>>715488023
Grinch leak isn't comparable to this at all

>>715489157
People talk a lot of shit about how many collectibles there are and how tedious it can be to 101% (which is true IMO), but you only need about 50% of completion to reach the final boss. You'll verybeasily have more than that just playing the game normally, at least as I recall. Its a good-to-great game with some pretty cool bosses and setpieces for an N64 game.

>>715489137
why is bowser tickling toad

Is denialfaggot actually retarded or just a falseflagging underageb&?

>>715489540
both

>>715489382
You're right, that leak had a lot more going for it and a LOT more people who believed it.

The type of K. Rool leak we've seen now is your dime a dozen fake smash leak. Notice how tiny the images are. That's done on purpose to hide the little inconsistencies that would give it away. If these people really had the game, they'd have shown us something more substantial by now.

>>715462584 (OP)
I don't really care about k rool much the other Kong bosses seem like a more likely source of surprises.

>>715489357
That's good to hear, I haven't had the chance to try the demo. Game sounds like the level design is a bit more focused than Odyssey but not dissimilar in the nature of its main collectibles. I enjoyed that title well enough but I can tell I'll prefer Bananza as I've almost always preferred DK games to Mario.

>iToddler getting buttfrustrated over mere skepticism
Uh oh discord kiddy melty!

>>715469276
Tenna?

Es Fake

It's crazy how this game is so under the radar. It's legit good. Genuinely the best 2D platformer of the 00's. It's not surprising the DK hibernated for a long time because you've got not taste to see the greatness before you.

>>715489540
after spending several threads calling k rool fans and theorisers raresnoys like a retard it's his only recourse, because if it's real that means he's essentially been calling the devs of this game he's super excited for snoys

>>715489532
Don't worry, Yoshi will save Toad from this truly despicable act of evil coming from Bowser.

Has anyone else noticed that void kong strikes an uncanny resemblance to wizpig? (Not the DS render)

>>715489809
Is it that crazy? You needed the fucking bongos to play the game and Gamecube was the least popular console of that generation.

>>715489660
Denial-kun... have you stocked up on topical salves for the incoming anal fissures you'll be dealing with, come your Thursday ass-blasting of reality? Don't deny he knock any longer, acceptance will make this whole experience be over with that much more quickly

>>715489742
Don’t be a fag, anon. Reply to my posts and own your words like a big boy

>>715489787
I LOVE TV!

>>715489809
This is one of the only DK games were the antagonist were legitimately interesting and not dollar store kremlings. Void co is shaping up to be more original than TF or returns so I’m excited to see them in action

>>715489908
I've literally never done this before schizo. Just somebody who has seen a lot of fake leaks in their day. Spoiler alert: 99.99% of them wind up being fake. This one hasn't shown anything that couldn't easily be faked BEFORE AI tools. Fake leaks exactly like this were so common during the Smash era that more often than not, people leaned on skepticism.

It's been an entire day and they haven't posted anything more. Little strange isn't it? I mean we're two days away from release and that's it?

>beats the shit out of you

>>715489716
I hope Grumpy and Poppy get together in the end

>>715469276
kremlin if he real

I'm screencapping all of these posts for my fake leak believers exposed cringe compilation btw

>>715468643
>>715469276
The only images I believe are real at the moment art the k. Rool belly root image and the feast layer fossils image. The k rool images might be fake along with some of the enemy images. Im pretty sure someone proved the mini necky image is fake I don't think there's gonna be an elephant and snake bananza.

>>715489809
DK in general just has so many quality semi-under-the-radar stuff it's insane. '94 is one of the best GB titles and puzzle platformers, JB is incredibly unique and fun with an almost direct line to SMG, even Returns and TF, despite lacking some of the Rare charm, are some of the best 2D platformers around. Actually insane the level of quality the series has had with so many different developers and visions

If you think DK vine posted fake leaks you unironically are a newfag retard.

>>715490018
Snowmads through TF weren't that bad, in fact they had a lot of personality and maintained consistent teeming, convincingly. It was the final boss that was an underwhelming disappointment, whether you thought it was a K.Rool fakeout or not. The polar bear was a better fight IMO. But yeah Jungle Beat is based, I did in fact actually play it on release. I have two sets of those god awful bongos because I was a dumb teenager and got Konga as well.

Don't trust them new leakers over there / Leaving their tranny essence in the air / Them groomy, looney troon leakers / Their reputations getting weaker / Don't trust them new leakers over there / Don't trust them big groomcords over yonder / They kill off so much hype it'll make you wonder / Don't trust them new leakers / Those faggy little attention seekers / Don’t trust them new leakers!

Over there!

>>715469276
>>715488698
>2000 banandium gems
>624 fossils

>>715490049
What’s up with woolie Kong, can he take a set off daigo?

>>715470368
> Both added the proper scales and gold plate back, so the room for separation grows far narrower from that.
note however that bananza k rool’s scale pattern is completely different to smash k rool’s
it’s most obvious around the snout

>>715490157
Miyamoto makes sure the games are good at gunpoint.

I don’t trust any of these leaks. I will only trust when I see with my own eyes.

Plato described this dilemma: the kong in the cave

>>715490045
>It's been an entire day and they haven't posted anything more.
It's pretty clear that the leaker only wanted to spoil the kremling stuff and nothing else. It doesn't take a genius to figure that one out.

Legit leaks happen. If we're talking simply Smash bros, than there was gematsu, esrb, and the Ryu/Roy leaks with 4. In the case here, we know that Bananza copies are out in the wild. It's not really any different from the guys that streamed/leaked Odyssey or Sonic Mania years ago.

I don't even care about the kremlings and can see that this is legit.

>>715490508
Surely a shadow shaped like banna is ohhhh banana?

>>715490508
I'm surprised no streams have popped up for the game. This is very different from how normal Switch launches go where even the rom is leaked online 10 days early. We're two days away and we have seen ZERO leaked footage, and I mean video by that. No streams, not even a clip. The lack of video footage is interesting.

>>715490606
People don't want to get ninja'd

>>715490560
>In the case here, we know that Bananza copies are out in the wild
If it were then the entire game would be online right now. We've seen very little in the way of leaks. There are SOME with copies, but the people that have actually posted proof of them playing it are few and far between. The chiense guy with the timestamps. That's literally it. Nobody else is willing to post proof they're playing through the game. No videos, no clips, no nothing.

>well Nintendo will take it down!
That's never stopped people before.

>>715490606
There's currently no way to dump Switch 2 roms. Even if there was, there's no Switch 2 emulators that can play commercial games yet.

>>715489660
Very true, but that leak came well before launch. It would be really odd to dump these images this close to launch when we already know the game is in people’s hands, and they could be disproven any moment rendering all that work worthless.

>>715490708
You overestimate the intelligence of people. If enough idiots had a copy of this game, some retard would stream it regardless of the consequences. We haven't even seen a HINT of an illegal stream popping up ANYWHERE. This game is in the hands of a very few people.

>>715490267
I'm a leak believer, but--KEK!

K Rool will be in it and they'll make him extremely woke, just like they did for Wokey Kong

>>715490735
But there's always been a way to capture footage off your Switch. Someone could stream it, they could capture a few videos. I guess the few people who do have it are technology retarded/don't have capture cards.

Even if K. Rool is legit, I'm not convinced that it's going to go the way everybody thinks it will.
>Final boss is K. Rool, but he's being puppeteered by Void and you have to fight through the old Kremling King to get to the real target

>copyright striked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34irnBu1aCI

>>715490912
Still, I would take even a cell phone recording of a TV/switch running it at this point. We only have a few images like that, the chinese guy. That's it. He refuses to show anything meaningful in the game beyond the layers/map screen.

Can someone tell the chink anon to play faster holy shit it's been 2 days and he hasn't gotte nto K. Rool yet?

>>715490895
I can't wait to play Wokey Kong's game with Wokelina Jr. while unlocking new Wokenanza transformations and collecting Wokenandium Gems

Where are the leaks?!

>>715490726
>If it were then the entire game would be online right now.
See here:
>>715490735
There's far less folks with copies in hand then previous cases because of this. The general public is also far less likely to risk getting a console ban for playing something early, nor are they willing to stir up trouble by streamlining
it.

>>715491025
I come from the future, they're plentiful in about 2 days.

>>715490979
I can't remember the last time a game leaked and there were competent streamers

>>715491018
Ooohh wokeanna!

>>715490045
>>715490045
and you were probably one of those fucking retards who thought the smash leaks were fake

cope and dilate faggot its real

>>715490606
Bananza isnt real, its a hoax

>>715491061
So they can't take a 5 second video of their Switch/TV with their smart phone? Come on now.

>>715491094
My stars.. only 4 more Wokenandium Gems and I unlock a new Woke Point!!

>>715468532
This is honestly K-Rool taking his "It was me all along" to another level.

>>715490979
he's casually playing it and doesn't want to spoil the ending

>>715490941
>its real

>>715490943
issreal

>>715491112
You realize there were more fake leaks for Smash than there were real leaks? Not exactly helping your case. We got a new fake leak pop every week for years leading up to release. Only a rare few wound up being real.

all the image leaks are real, but no one actually know how it will end

>>715463115
this is it

>>715490979
Even chinks are complaining but apparently he is free tomorrow

>>715470539
What the fuck? I suddenly have the strong urge of stealing a Gorilla's banana hoard.

>>715490045
>I've literally never done this before schizo
denying it now, makes sense, you're the schizo here last thread doing a 180 from saying you liked k rool to calling him in bananza literal shit, go ahead and deny that too, and you're gonna do another 180 when the chink shows k rool too going from caling him the only real one to a fake, can't even keep your head straight with all this spinning you're doing mate

>Donkey Kong committed a genocide against Kremlings
They wouldn't actually put this in a kid's game right?

Hypothetically speaking...
Assuming K. Rool ISN'T in the game, how will people react?
>b-but he IS in the game the leaks are real
Okay okay calm down. Let's just say in this hypothetical situation, the leaks are fake though. What will your reaction be?

>>715491208
Eh, makes more sense to me for Void to be Rool's Pauline, as a twisted mirror battle for DK.

>>715491353
Millions must die

-Chuddy Kong

>>715491094
Is this meme making fun of /v/posters who call anything new "woke"?

>>715491340
Not your schizo boogayman.

>>715489019
You sure? One level of golden bananas was enough to get you to the next two

>>715491395
Honestly, it would be really funny. Like the Grinch Leak times 100 in terms of getting everyone to believe it.

>>715491395
He's in tho

>>715491440
I'm pretty sure it's just an accurate depiction of what kind of game Wokey Kong will be.

>>715491398
>It's an equally matched 2v2 fight of characters that are roughly the same size and power with similar abilities.

It would be kino as fuck.

>>715491094
*Gryffindor
Get with the times, grandpa. Woke types hate Harry Potter because trannies are the one issue JK Rowling disagrees with them on.

>>715491520
>accurate depiction
Most of the stuff in that drawing is wrong though. Bananza is closer to the top image than the bottom one.

>>715488698
The one thing people didn't like about Odyssey was the filler, why the fuck are they doubling down and making it worse?

>>715491171
Who's to say there isn't video? From what we know, the pics came from some asshole's private discord that's locked behind a paywall and weren't meant to be public. The first pic has an OBS bar on it, so it can be assumed the owner was/is streaming the game to their paypigs.

>>715491395
I'd go apeshit because it'd be one of the most impressive hoaxes of all time
Not the "faking K. Rool" part but the "orchestrating copyright takedowns across multiple platforms" part
leddit also got hit with copyright takedowns

>>715491482
>Like the Grinch Leak times 100 in terms of getting everyone to believe it.
Ehhh I was around for the grinch leak and it can't be understated how long that was dragged out. It went on for what, months? Multiple youtubers made videos about it, discussion revolved around it endlessly. These leaks just popped up the other day and haven't had nearly the same amount of traction. Yeah there's some discussion over it, but it wont have the same spread seeing as how the game comes out in like two days anyways. Grinch leak was a result of smash fags having to twiddle their thumbs for months waiting for the next reveal, not knowing when they'd get news. This leak has been funny for Bananza, but it's small time in comparison.

Have details on the final boss leaked yet? im still hoping its kaiju Kong vs K rool

>>715491092
You now remember how awful the Odyssey leaker stream was

>>715491725
>>715491482
This looks far too much like the actual game to be fake

>>715491758

>>715488636
https://youtu.be/KGNoBDVi3NU?si=oXViNZ8uAN1GtFqg
>Frogger as a news reporter
>Q*Bert in a 50's nostalgiawank setting
>Scrappy Doo DK Jr
>Fucking Kangaroo was popular enough once upon a time to warrant a cartoon
What a time capsule.

After K. Rool eats void he gains his kong banaza and activates it with kween rools singing. K rools kong bananza has resembles Void kind of looking like a k rool void kong fusion.

Why would you guys play a game this woke?

>>715468532
>>715481418
>>715482810
>>715491353
Not really surprising that the Kremlings would be rewritten as magical resurrected dinosaurs/dragons in the center of the earth. Kremlings and K Rool weren't magical or fantastic enough to be DK villains after the Tikis and Snowmads.

>>715476103
Don't worry, I'll fix it.

The funniest thing is that the big plot twist is literally just

>>715491725
Grinch leak was over the course of like 2 weeks if I recall. I think this would be way crazier if it were fake since literally everything about the game was pointing towards King K Rool being in it. Plus with Nintendo now copyright striking all the leaks online, it would just be crazy for it all to be fake.

>>715491812
It's just a hypothetical question, don't get your panties in a bunch.

>>715491925
it's not woke tho

>>715491675
Most people complained about some Moons just being out in the open and essentially having to do very little for them. Combined with Moons being required to move from one area to the next, meant that Moon gathering both felt tedious, while also not feeling satisfying at all. If moons weren't required and moving between worlds instead was just a matter of platforming challenge and bosses, then people wouldn't have minded. Moons would have been seen as a fun distraction. That is what they are hoping for with the Banandium Gems. You can either skip them and blaze through a level, fighting the boss and getting to the end of the game and call it a day. Or you can try to find Bananas. We will have to see if the game has a reward for 100% completion, as most DK games do.

>>715491951
Die

>>715491962
you are the only one with your panties in a bunch

>>715491395
I'd go "guess it was fake"

Only a few days until the game finally releases.

>>715491956
This seems very unlikely

>>715491758
Broof if this scenes in the game

>>715491956
K Rool merely pretending to be brainwashed is the most K Rool thing he could do in that scenario. I would appreciate a jab at all the games that just brainwash cast members to force them to be boss battles again and again and again.

>>715491250
yeah no shit dont be obtuse faggot you know im talking about the shulk is little mac leaks and what not. these leaks are real and came from DK Vine, doesnt help your case either when Prof Chops is corroborating the leaks

>>715491758
A kaiju fight would be cool, but I'd prefer it if they were both just regular sized and had similar abilities.

Unironically some Dante vs Vergil shit but with a gorilla and an alligator.

>>715490045
GOD YOU ARE RETARDED KYS NIGGER

>actually feeling anxiety to avoid spoilers for a ducking donkey kong game

>>715492058
>what would you do if the leak was fake
>BUT IT'S REAL
>okay but what if in this hypothetical situation it was fak
>IT'S REAL DAMMIT IT'S REAL STOP DOUBTING IT!

>>715491395
>What will your reaction be?
would*
probably just dang, oh well
I'd be having too much fun with the game to really care but I'd definitely want to look into who made such quality/official looking leaks and see what went into making them

Bros....

You are not realizing things.

This mean's Mario's World is HOLLOW EARTH.

>>715492258
calm down lol

Uh oh melty

>>715492289
>I'd definitely want to look into who made such quality/official looking leaks and see what went into making them
https://youtu.be/IaoB7lnOiXM?si=ocZFDFi9oqXWeNTL

Here's one from 10 years ago. These used to be extremely common, then guys would try to ride off the hype of their fake leak to try and launch their graphic design careers (lol).

Everyone:
>everything is bad. everything is getting worse. western devs don't seem to be able to make anything worthwhile

Nintendo:
>here's a polished next gen game. Oh and it fixes the DK-Mario timeline, fuzing all the elements together

How did they do it? Always bet on Nintendo?

>>715492327
Well duh how else would the underground levels exist.

Gentlemen I have my copy already, what is the earliest I can play it without getting fucked? Is turning off internet on the switch 2 good enough?

>>715492327
Yes? That's always been a fantasy/mythological idea.

https://x.com/Nintendo/status/1944931043762692336/mediaViewer?currentTweet=1944931043762692336&currentTweetUser=Nintendo
Make a webm of this

brehs......

>game ends
>credits roll
>curtains close over credits
>the game was a play from Mario bros 3 all along

Imagine how crazy you’d go. I’d scream for hours.

>>715492485
revive the dinosaurs.

>>715492440
Let’s be fucking real here man. Nintendo are years ahead of the industry. Breath of the Wild MADE gacha games.

Mario 64 MADE 3D.

Ocarina made From Soft.

>calm down lol

>>715491758
from what I've read, I think there's two K. Rool fights (or they're describing different phases).
first one has him use gadgets from previous fights like in Smash Bros, song has Gangplank Galleon and Crocodile Cacophony.
second has him get a new outfit like usual. for some reason, he looks more like a pharaoh than the demon bull king.

>>715492625
meant for >>715492358

>>715492437
that was kinda what I was thinking of
>These used to be extremely common
this is probably the only real case of being professional level and presented as a real leak, the only thing even close I can think of are the obvious april fools jokes from gaming magazines, but those were just that obvious jokes
I do wish it happened again because it's entertaining and a fun watch to see the process of making them

>>715492485
this one is fake, thats obviously an AI generated image

>>715492485
Imagine if this is K. Rool's entire appearance in this game. Just a fucking skeleton with a cape that boils down to "hey remember this guy?", then you go on your way.

>Be me in 2008 playing smash bros brawl
>Cool, donkey kong segment where is K Rool I wanna unlock him
>No K Rool to be seen, sad young man.
>2010, DKC returns is out, get it instantly, had fun
>Oh boy I wonder who the villain is?
>Floating head hands
>2014, Tropical freeze comes out, smash 4
>Oh man that fat guy has to be him it's literally the same exact proportions
>Maybe he will be DLC for smash 4? All those old smashboards threads
>2017, smash speculation
>All the taunting and teasing that nobody remembered K Rool, that he was irrelevant, and it seemed to be true because the normiesphere didn't really know about him
>Just me and a handful of old DKfags who really loved the character and series
>2018, smash reveal, hope restored, main the fuck out of him and love it even though he wasn't that good The long wait for a new DK game begins but Nintendo still seems to not be using him outside smash
>2025 Now everyone is talking about him likely being in the newest game and he is a staple nintendo villain once again

What a rollercoaster this has all been. If he really is back for good, it's been a pleasure koping with you all, gentlemen.
Or should I say, ROOLercoaster?

>>715468048
Anon i think you might have autsim. Get that checked.

>>715488698
Finally a game that will dethrone DK64 in being a hellish collecta-thon.

>>715492736
Heh, I could see it.

>>715492132
Bowser already did that in Dream Team when he called out Phantasma an idiot for thinking he'd be able to trick and posses him like previous M&L final bosses did.

>>715492327
so K Rool is the core of the Mario verse?

so k-rools belly the root or something? Is it all a gag?

>woah we got the special whatever root
>they walk around it
>K-rool literally gets up

>>715492791
I think the ironic thing was that Phantasma likely wasn't actually intending to brainwash him, Bowser just had very well founded trust issues. That actually kind of saddened me honestly, Bowser having someone he could call bro would be cool. Poor guy just has lackeys, maybe Mario still considers him a friend, not sure.

It's all crocs. All the way down

>>715492981
Boy are you gullible.

This Chinese dude probably got spooked because no way he's still at work.

>>715489108
Definitely not, his critiques are extremely mediocre, he never gives any insights that the viewers wouldn't have realized beforehand by playing the game. Unlike Matthewmatosis where you can learn a lot about the hidden engines of game design from his videos.

>>715493061
The leak was confirmed real retard

>>715492981
>King K Rool was just asleep in the center of the fucking earth for the past 15 odd years

>>715493040
>Bowser having someone he could call bro would be cool
Bowser and Starlow have an odd relationship from what I recall in Brothership. Chummy.

>>715493164
Okay, Copey Kong.

Pauline footjob

Why are you people spoiling yourselves? Don't you wanna be surprised by playing the fucking game? Holy shit, you're retarded.

>>715493169
he was VERY tired

>>715493164
He's obviously baiting at this point anon

I remember years ago anons were talking about how Nintendo has neglected Kong. How they refused to give him a new game. How it's been like 8 years. Now this.

Their new launch title, AAA, polished to hell, fully 3D rather than a 2D side scroller.

And it serves as a sequel to 40 years of gaming, and serves to solve the Mario series timeline and questions.

I heard it's because the dev team is "younger" (probably 30s) and they grew up on DKC games, and wanted a proper sequel. Wild how well thsoe games were received even in Japan.

DK before was considered a 2nd banana series for Nintendo.

>>715493213
I remember people calling people Copey Kong back before K Rool was revealed for Smash

why did they change their minds about allowing k rool in a game after all this time? was it his inclusion in smash that showed nintendo people actually like k rool?

>>715493158
The idea that Matthew is a better critic than JA is hilarious

>>715489928
Why would anyone be so wrong about easily verifiable info?

>>715493292
>DK before was considered a 2nd banana series for Nintendo.
>2nd banana

>>715493331
>was it his inclusion in smash that showed nintendo people actually like k rool?
yeah, that's probably part of it along with the team for the game being younger and probably having more exposure to him

>>715493331
kensuke tanabe made the all the recent dk games and wanted to put his shitty ocs in the games instead of the kremlings

I'm not too surprised K. Rool is back, what is shocking however is that the entire Kremling crew including non-Kremling creatures like Zingers and Neckies.

>>715492251
a ducking fuckey kong game

>>715493331
Maybe, maybe not. Remember, DK games were considered almost side stories, not designed by Nintendo's core teams. Thus, while DK and K. Rool are respected, they're not on the same tier as Nintendo's all-stars of Mario and Zelda.

>>715493331
The whole game seems to be about easter eggs, shout-outs, and callbacks to every game in DK's past. Of course they wouldn't leave out DK's long-time nemesis, no matter the context.

>>715487502
>1983
>mario has blue overalls
wtf

>>715493464
I'm just happy they actually included instead of being stupidly stingy and adding some new shitters with an awful design no one will remember like the broodals. I mean they did that with the void kongs but I can easily forgive it since k rool is actually in

>>715476564
>>715477190
>>715478430
TAKE ON ASUNDER AS WE CRY BLOOD AND THUNDER

>>715493331
After the K Rool Smash trailer Sakurai revealed how surprised they were to find how popular K Rool was from the Smash Ballots

>>715493292
This is the most exciting thing.
Bananza looks kino as fuck, and this seems to only be the beginning for the big ape's comeback.

Did the leaker explain if Crockoids and Buzzoids etc are fossilized versions of their DKC counterparts? Or something new?

>>715493292
How is it "wild" that DKC was extremely successful in Japan? They're some of the best games ever made, and they're self-published by Nintendo. It's a level below suggesting that it's crazy Mario did well.

>>715493331
Enough time has passed that a lot of the dev staff were kids that played the SNES trilogy, so they were probably a driving force behind it.

>>715491306
>what kind of capitalism is this
lmao

>>715492483

>>715493565
>Vorefags really want me to believe that K. Rool is going to eat this nigga

>Bananza looks so kino that the majority of /v/ can't even pretend to hate it
We are so fucking back DK bros.

>>715493565
>voidco make a cool rock sculpture
>dk just destroys it for no reason
what the fuck is his problem?

>>715493563
the higher ups at nintendo seem really out of touch considering people have been wanting k rool back for YEARS. It really shouldnt've been a surprise that k rool was that popular

>>715493331
The old tendoboomers didn't really see K Rool as an integral part of the brand like Bowser is to Mario Bros or Ganon is to Zelda. They just saw him (and most of DK's villains it seems) as monsters of the week, and DK as a character was like Rayman in the sense that he didn't actually have any solid world or cast. Every studio that had a turn with DK was encouraged to do their own thing, and most often, the creative outlet for that was the antagonists. So the Kremlings languished like Tatanga, Zant, and Wart for years until smash, time, and persistence showed newer blood that DK was more than just throwing those damned barrels and eating bananas.

>>715493464
Army surprises me the most because his whole gimmick was based around Diddy sucking against him. I guess they'll like repurpose him to tank weaker hits.

>>715493565
wtf is DK's problem?

>>715493565
I guess Cranky will the the "One day left" character. It would be funny if there ended up being a "Zero" and it was K. Rool.

>>715491395
"Wow, the guy sending those fake copyright strikes is really fucked"

>>715493624
I'll be honest, other than cute and funny, I don't care about Pauline in this game.

>>715493606
>How is it "wild" that DKC was extremely successful in Japan?

I know they were also big financial successes in Japan, being some of the biggest sellers alongside Mario Kart and Mario World. Still, I would have thought people might ahve forgotten about htem by now.

>yes, it was an okay game, but it was made by brits, so its not a real Nintendo game.

>>715493643
vore was something someone here peddled. leakers say k rool just throws him somewhere

>>715493664
They really do seem to be insular and cut off from the world.
They only ever want to reference the things they exclusively like which is why we never get much variety in characters in Mario spinoffs.

>>715492637
>Pharool
I will legitimately soi out if this happens

>>715493331
There are a couple reasons:

Smash certainly helped a lot. People forget that Ultimate has sold like 36 million copies, throw in the tens of millions of people who have played it at a friend's house, college party, etc, and that's well over 50 million people who have played a game that features King K Rool. He's also a very "noob friendly" character in Ultimate making him rather popular in casual play, the most popular form of play.

Second, the development team are likely made up of people who grew up with the SNES DKC games and to a lesser extent DK64, so for them, K. Rool is as integral to Donkey Kong as a series as say Diddy Kong, or Cranky Kong.

Third and most importantly, Nintendo clearly wants Donkey Kong to be a big thing again. They have the themed area in Super Nintendo World, and more importantly they're going to be doing a Donkey Kong movie spun off from the Mario Movie. If you want DK to be a big thing especially in a narrative heavy format like a movie or show, you need him to have an antagonist that people like and works. King K Rool fits all the criteria they need, people know who he is, he's been the main antagonist for DK from the original DKC game up until Retro took over like 15 years later. Why try and make a new antagonist who might not work, when you have one who you know will work?

>>715493752
>leakers say k rool just throws him somewhere
That's some deep lore

>>715493565
These dudes seem like a fun bunch, jope they're not just red herrings to be forgotten like the broodals.

Anyone else replaying DKC right now?

>>715469276
>>715468643
>AI sloppa

>>715493771
I think that's gonna change. Miyamoto was "promoted" to a higher position, but that means he's overlooking the theme parks and the movie series, which is technically a bigger job, but it means he's promoted OUT of having day-to-day contact with the gaming division. I think Miyamoto and his clique were the originals, and somewhat against experimentation.

DK Bananza looks very experimental.

Personally, I wish they had made a proper Donkey kong Country for the 'Cube, or Wii, with it being properly 3D, but we didn't get that. I can imagine running around on the rhino or something.

But this is DK's first proper 3D outing since DK64. Dk64. Let that sink in. They decided that full 3D didn't work for Dk, and relegated him to 2D affairs.

>>715493869
I did DKC1 and was thinking about doing 2 and 3 before I did Bananza.

>>715493869
I'm in the middle of a game of Tropical Freeze. What a beautiful game.

>>715493812
i mean its more kid friendly and appropriate than offscreen/implied vore

>>715493869
Everyone complains about the barrel blast level in the snow world, but fuck that barrel level in the forest.

>>715493331
K. Rool was super popular in Smash, I had friends who knew the character from it despite never playing a DKC game

>>715493752
I'm expecting he gets the Team Rocket 'blasting off again' treatment. Seems like it would fit the tone of the game.

>>715489660
>moms printer
>lot more going for it

>>715493292
It’s the same story with Kirby’s switch game. Dream project.

>>715493331
Didn't Retro say that they wanted to put K. Rool in the Switch Tropical Freeze, but they were forced to give the big reveal to that stupid fighting game? Because if that's true, it's fucking nuts how THE ACTUAL GAME has less authority than some crossover spin-off. Either way, I think enough time has settled now. Fans have been bitching about K. Rool for years, and developers probably echo the sentiment. I'm honestly just glad that we're now finally in a world where DK is properly secured as a big game at in-house Nintendo so we don't have to worry about this nonsense again. I'm not even demanding K. Rool should be in every game, I just think the bureaucracy behind these decisions are weird. I am pro originality.

>>715493869
I want to buy cant find zsnes and have gay work in the morning :(

>>715493331
That was Retro's problem. Note that Rool was active in games before Retro.

>>715493869
I replayed them earlier this year [spoilers]deathless[/spoiler] but am forcing myself through the Land trilogy currently - I only played the first one as a kid. Kind of hope they add King of Swing to GBA NSO even though it doesn't look particularly fun, as it's just an expanded Clu Clu Land.

how many sales

Where did the time go?

>>715493771
I've noticed that Sakurai is allergic to referencing anything from the Dark Matter trilogy in Kirby games

>>715493904
>U.R. retarded

>>715494076
I heard retro wanted to the kremlings back for their DKC games but I don't remember which game they specifically asked if they could come back. Either way, retro asked one of the higher ups at nintendo if it was cool and they responded by saying "do they need to come back?"

>>715494163
We blinked and K Rool stole it.

>>715493553
MY COMMAND IS IRON-CLAAAAAD

>>715494185
Anything that's not Dreamland 1, Adventure, Superstar or Air Ride gets lower priority.

Air Ride 2's launch is gonna be funny as fuck.

>>715494185
New Kirby fans think the game is gonna have the Dream Friends when this nigga sakurai is giving us four colored kirbies and dedede + meta knight (still not in city trial). All stages will be new or based on super star

>>715476564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eggzBAzCZg

>>715492637
>pharoh
Super-Sluggersbros

>>715493869
Yes, my nigga. Although I can beat the game pretty quick.

>>715494142
A bananaton

>>715493040
He and Eggman hung out together in the olympic games. I think that's the one time Bowser got on well with another villain.

>>715494264
>>715493553
Ben Campbell has to come back and voice him one more time in the DK movie if he can. It was SO fucking good like god I listen to that shit and it revives my fucking soul.
>I AM KREMLING, I AM KIIIIING
Makes me want to sing along every single time. Show k rool brings out the inner kremling in me.

>>715493169
>he really was just in the basement for ten years

>>715463928
haha imagine she has a leaky malfunction in her bladder protocol and you have to go in and carefully connect to her urethral port and run a diagnostic without making her too embarrased

>>715468532
It could easily be explained by something in the water at Nintendo. Their writing has gotten kind of strange. See Zelda turning into a dragon.

Could also be a tongue and cheek reference to the fact the Kremlings have been absent for a long time.

>>715494185
well, 02 got a remix in brawl

Reminder: Old Man Shinya Arino has not challenged Donkey Kong Country 3 yet.

Fill out the form and tell him to:

otn.fujitv.co.jp/gamecenter/

>>715494415
King K.ek

>>715491505
How would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning

I love how new fans are realizing that DKC1 is some of the greatest shit of all time.

>>715490943
Anyone have a download?

>>715494538
DKC2 is the better game but 1 is more replayable so I’ve gone through it way more. Legit easy and satisfying to beat in one sitting

>>715494538
DK himself fucking sucks, and there's no reason to use him over diddy. The "Balance" differences don't make up for the fact Diddy is faster and more agile. Oh, DK can smack the ground and get a few bananas? Whoop de shit. diddy can kartwheel across 20 enemies instead.

>>715493910
>it's another miyamoto hates rare shitter

>>715491395
physical slow clap while audibly saying 'well played'

>>715494593
>>715494620
>>715494538
Are there any fan mods or context remixes for those game that are worht a damn?

Not "DK replaced with a green turtle" but proper changes or new levels?

>>715493752
Isn't DK going to have a vore form in the leaks?

>>715494706
the only dkc hacks I’ve seen are simple boss rush mods

>less than 50 hours to go
HURRY UP

>>715494662
Not hate, but i think the oldest Nintendo execs are conservative and don't want change. Bananza is a big risk.

>>715491395
disappointed, but mostly impressed

any 3 enjoyers

>>715494643
Similarly, Is there any reason to not use Dixie on DKC2 over Diddy? He's faster but Dixie's float is just so useful.

The original DKC games have finicky frustrating platforming but it doesn’t matter because it rains and introspective jungle music plays.

>>715494706
I believe there's a level hack for DKC2 but in general the DKC games didn't get a lot of stuff. None of them really ever got anything like Lunar Magic so yeah.

>>715491395
Don't care, just as long as the game as a whole is kino

Am I REALLY going to shell out 550 dollars to play donkey kong bananza when it comes out? Am I REALLY going to be motivated into doing this because of leaks that may or may not even be real? And in turn support 70+ dollar games and sink a hole in my savings?

>>715494819
Dixe's ground roll has less range than Diddy's cartwheel. It's not much but it's something. Really the bigger difference is how they hold barrels and sometimes Diddy's forward holding can be more advantageous (i.e. Kreepy Krow).

>>715494769
but anon they literally consulted miyamoto in this game
Rool not being in Retro's games is Retro's fault

>>715494804
DKC3 is the only one I haven't played let alone beaten, is it worth it?

>>715493565
I fucking love his floating banana platform

>>715491451
>paleochizo thread acknowledged on a DK thread
Peak

Chinese leaker is coming back from work finally.

>>715494905
Just wait till next year to pirate it.

>>715494706
>>715494838
its hard to make any new sprites for it because you'd have to make a 3d model and then convert it into a sprite sheet. And SMW already exists which is a SNES platformer and incredibly easy to hack and make new content for

>>715494928
It's the weakest of the three SNES games, but still quite good. Some of the later levels can be dickish, but that's part of the M.O. for the games

>>715494905
I did
there's really no way of looking past the fact that it was a poor financial choice but fuck it there's not much that makes me happy anymore

>>715494825
I replayed the first DKC games a year and I was kinda surprised that they didn't hold up all that well. The first game has some genuinely amatuerish game design and 2 is a lot better but it still has some mediocre shit here and there

I prefer playing as Kiddy Kong than DK...

>>715494914
Diddy can actually outrun the vacuum part of the K.Rool fight

>>715494998
>chinese leaker
>is at work for 24 hours straight
Damn those sweatshops are no joke

>>715493910
>Miyamoto
>against experimentation
This is how I know you're 100% full of bullshit.

>>715495106
I prefer diddy and funky but I actually like nu-DKs design so I've been picking him as well now

>>715495018
sexooo

>>715495163
NEW

>>715495098
Retard....just wait a fucking year then pirate it

>>715494804
>featuring diaper kong

No thanks

>>715494482
Isn't Zelda supposed to represent an Asian goddess or amaterasu or something? Her turning into a dragon(also asian gods) isn't too out there.

>>715495047
Well, that would be rather thematic, wouldnt it?
>>715495098
True that Ridley. I haven't been this excited for a game from Nintendo in a long time. And I mean, if we both use ours for the span the system is going to exist, maybe it isn't really that bad a use of money. It'd really be a waste if we didn't use the damn things.

>>715494928
Depends on whether or not you can tolerate Kiddy's existence.

>>715494819
Diddy is better then Dixie if your good at the game

>>715494905
>steak: $40
>takes 20 minutes to finish
>prostitute: £250
>1 hour
>$100 dk bananas
>12 hours

Value.

>>715494928
It's one of the best SNES games, but it's not as a good as 1 and 2.

>>715495228
Nintendo can't keep the lore straight so who the fuck knows at this point.

>>715495098
Enjoy brother. You don't get to take it with you. Just make it up hustling a few weekends and not going out to eat

>>715495418
>5 bananas
>$1

>>715495446
It's in a broad sense. Zelda is just used as the asian goddess of the zelda world. In spirit tracks they made her into an Izanami type ghost woman.

>>715462584 (OP)
how are you gonna leak a game if no dumpers for switch 2 exist

>>715491987
>Reward for 100+%ing bananza is a lanky Kong true final boss fight

>>715495561
Bananas are so fucking good, dude. They're cheap as fuck, they make for great snacks, and the peel naturally protects the important part and clearly tells you when the best time to eat it is.

>>715495805
would you rather buy 400 bananas or dk bananaza

>>715494163
Where were you when this happened?
I overslept and missed the first part, started at the echo fighters announcement

>>715493565
I hope they become recurring villains to expand the DK rogue gallery

>>715495967
What, like, all 400 at once? There's no way I'd get through all of those before they went bad. If I was supplied with a years supply of bananas as I need them I might reconsider.

>>715496063
Work.

Do you think the obligatory retro throwback costume will be a 3d voxel rendition of of the original arcade DK sprite, his low poly DK64 model, or something meant to emulate the 90s Silicon Graphics prerendered promo art?

I'm hoping for the last of the 3, though obviously getting all three of them would be great

>>715495774
>He has no mercy
>He has no soul
>This kong puts you in a hole
>He can back stab, when he wants to
>and rip your guts out, just for you

>>715493372
How so?

>>715496406
I'm expecting DK64 if we get any, but I'm worried the only costume options for DK are britches

>>715496485
>YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

>>715496406
Wouldn't be surprised if they do something like Odyssey where the voxel Arcade DK being moreso a gag costume, just a static model you move aroud without any animations, while making a DK64 model with some tweaks to fit his new proportions the more "functional" costume. If they did Silicon Graphics though, do you think they'd make him look more like DKC1 or the later games? Mainly in terms of fur

>>715494897
co-signed

>>715463115
this is so horrible nue nintendo sucks

>>715496272
why does dk keep way more than 400 bananas in a cave then

>>715495018
cute, did anyone yet spill the beans on why she's a kid again?
>>715495180
weird faggot

>>715496801
I have no idea what's up with the banana hoard, why it doesn't go bad, or how a crew of clumsy crocs managed to steal all of them overnight on multiple occasions.

>>715496862
she got de-aged by voidco's evil magic

Is the ending kino where DK sacrifices himself to send Pauline back to her home or is it a boring bland safe generic ending where everyone is just happily ever after and there are no consequences? Nintendo should take some notes from Pixar on how to make good kid's stories.

>>715497003
hmm, sounds pretty cool honestly.

>>715494819
Dead thread but Dixie is slower and therefore more boring to me. She also picks objects up slower and holds them above her body which is less convenient.

>>715468643
>>715469276

these images are getting nuked by Nintendo literally everywhere but here in an instant lol

>>715497272
We're the only ones with the decency to use spoiler tags

>>715497047
not sure of bait or serious but I doubt they'll kill the main character off in his latest title in over 10 years, though I wouldn't mind a light tearjerk ending

>>715496063
I was hiding in some corner of the warehouse at work watching the direct and had to contain my giddiness at both the belmonts and k rool

>>715497091
In each DKC game, one character holds barrels above and the other in front. It really depends on the bosses for where you'd want this barrel hurtbox. There's a few where you'd want the barrel hurtbox above.

>>715493869
yes but I'm specifically playing the GBC version

>>715497370
>light tearjerk ending
That's what I wanted, DK and Pauline being separated in an emotional moment at the end, but I'm not expecting anything.