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6/18/2025, 5:08:33 AM
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Ill tell you my favorite German joke.
Three vampires walk into a vampire bar. One English, one Irish, and one French.
The Irish vampire walks up to the bartender and orders a pint of beer and a shot of blood. He takes the shot, drops it into the beer, and downs it all in one gulp.
The French vampire, horrified at the Irish vampires manners, orders a glass of blood that he swirls and sips on.
The English vampire, determined to show the other two how a civilized vampire drinks, walks up to the bar and says "Ill have a cup of hot water and a used tampon, please."
Ill tell you my favorite German joke.
Three vampires walk into a vampire bar. One English, one Irish, and one French.
The Irish vampire walks up to the bartender and orders a pint of beer and a shot of blood. He takes the shot, drops it into the beer, and downs it all in one gulp.
The French vampire, horrified at the Irish vampires manners, orders a glass of blood that he swirls and sips on.
The English vampire, determined to show the other two how a civilized vampire drinks, walks up to the bar and says "Ill have a cup of hot water and a used tampon, please."
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