>>510778690
There's poop inside you right now.
Gross, sad

>>510494374
A pizza the size of my hand?
I would have to eat 30 of those
Normally I just get a 14" pizza when I want a quick lunch and it only costs $15 plus another $15 for breads ticks, dipping sauces, sides, and cookies. Then a few dollars for 2 large cans of red bull.

>>509966834
Every time I go to McDonald's I see someone that isn't white and my whole week is completely ruined.

>>509689685
>be me
>1991
>14 years old
>me and younger brother would sneak out at night and walk a mile to taco bell
>go there at 2am
>place is jam packed full of drunk people
>wait in line, get bean burritos and drinks for pocket change, sit down to eat
>2 drunk college guys in the next booth
>one guy picks up his bean burrito with sour cream and squeezes it
>all the slop falls out the bottom of his burrito onto his tray
>EEEEWWWW IT LOOKS LIKE ROTTEN PUSSY HE YELLS
>grosses me out, can't finish my bean burritos
>still was hilarious

>>509678818

>>509343901
The faggiest thing you could possibly do in life is go to a baseball game and not eat a hot dog.
Plapping a tranny would be less gay

>>509159360
>t. Virgin in his mom's basement
After I got done blowing a load in your mom's ass, she told me to tell you that you better clean your room

>>508503605
That old man just minecrafted a pair of Sketchers

>>508054739
Imagine how many shits in those poopers