One time I was at this girl's house and her friend had an Alienware he was using on his lap. My immediate thought was how dangerous it is for prostate health. Shit you not, that same night she started talking to him about how someone sucked his dick at a party and said his testicle was enormous and that he should really get it checked out. Fast forward like not even a month and he was diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer and had to get both removed. He's still alive and I see him around sometimes, always fucked with my head though.