I see a lot of squabbling and name calling over slim vs baggy, what's "timeless", what's "cringe", but I never see anyone post selfie and an attestation of where their actual outfit falls on the spectrum.

And some of you are probably paranoid like me and don't want your pic on 4chan even without a face so let's do it this way. First, spell out your fit preference (that is, subjectively, do you like slim, medium, or baggy) and having done this, spell out the numbers for that fit. Waist, knee, and leg opening. Hard mode: rationalize your choice. Then feel free to name call and argue with others.

Starting point, me
Preference: "medium" by my subjective evaluation
Nominal waist: 31 "
Knee: 9.25 "
Leg opening : 8.5"

Rationalization: my favorite pair from a respectable but not high end brand of jeans (N&F), in their widest cut. Fast fashion is a lot wider these days. This is somewhat slimmer than what the kids wear, but you still can't see the anatomy of my leg (and I have T rex thighs)