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7/14/2025, 6:35:54 AM
>>531149614
ANOTHER VICTIM OF BIG DADDY NEXON!
Just once, just fucking once, I would like to play Blue Archive without getting my ass fucked by Big Daddy Nexon.
But I guess I am not allowed. May as well get used to it. Hell, may as well willingly take a Nexon assfucking rather than try to fight it. I've already spent the past decade being fucked in various Nexon games.
So that's why I invested in this exciting new product called "SUPER SPREADER"!
Mechanical claws powered by a quiet servo grab each side of your cheeks and gently pull them apart to expose your most tender and private orifice.
Ensures an accurate entry every time!
Reduces pain!
Reduces bruising!
"SUPER SPREADER" is designed exclusively for gacha players. It combines the best of Fagex and Mihomo technology to ensure your butt cheeks are fully spread apart, enabling you to take a NEXON MONSTER WHOPPER at any time and place with the minimum of fuss and bother!
ANOTHER VICTIM OF BIG DADDY NEXON!
Just once, just fucking once, I would like to play Blue Archive without getting my ass fucked by Big Daddy Nexon.
But I guess I am not allowed. May as well get used to it. Hell, may as well willingly take a Nexon assfucking rather than try to fight it. I've already spent the past decade being fucked in various Nexon games.
So that's why I invested in this exciting new product called "SUPER SPREADER"!
Mechanical claws powered by a quiet servo grab each side of your cheeks and gently pull them apart to expose your most tender and private orifice.
Ensures an accurate entry every time!
Reduces pain!
Reduces bruising!
"SUPER SPREADER" is designed exclusively for gacha players. It combines the best of Fagex and Mihomo technology to ensure your butt cheeks are fully spread apart, enabling you to take a NEXON MONSTER WHOPPER at any time and place with the minimum of fuss and bother!
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