>find out you can play HL: Decay in singleplayer
>fire up the emulator and start it up
>turns out you don't get an AI teammate, you literally have to switch between the characters constantly and the other one will just stand there when you're not controlling them
This feels so fucking retarded, I don't understand why they even gave you the option to play it like this. It just doesn't work at all, it turns every fun bit of co-op action/puzzling into a chore.

Fucking hell I'll never find a fellow zoomer homie who's autistic enough to want to play this with me