>>212005042
>land a babe
> women aren't smart
> hot women are even dumber
> rural hot women are looking for the next big thing, thats usually ANY dude not from that town
it was well established Joe Dirt was top of the food chain at both the Penny Dish and Tea Cup rides demonstrating his high value alpha qualities. The movie also illustrated the high WT quotient and incestual pair bonding Jamie's character displayed. If you didn't read the book or watch the Directors Cut, I suppose these facets would be lost on you. In short, "just swing dick" and you can score