How did Joe Dirt land a babe like Jamie Pressly?

>>212005042 (OP)
It's a movie, it's not real.

>>212005042 (OP)
Anything is possible if you just believe in yourself

>>212005042 (OP)
I don't find her that attractive

>>212005222
Gay

>>212005222
No one is interested in gay men's opinion on women.

>>212005042 (OP)
Why does he have a can of pam strapped to his waist?

>>212005222
Bro she's 47 now and still fine. You out your damn mind

>>212005042 (OP)
There's three explanations (within the context of the film) firstly, that she's just into that, carnival roles through a small town, and it's a chance for her to fuck some guy that's new because there's a limited supply in the town she lives in and Joe gives off confident, bad boy vibes regardless of his actual ability.
Second, this is all from Joe Dirt's perspective, maybe he sees her as this attractive, but in reality she was just slightly above average.
Thirdly, he's lying.

>>212005222
insane person, she's done nudity before look it up she 9.5/10

>>212005042 (OP)
he’s friends with Adam Sandler

>>212005222

>>212005222

she's Margot Robbie if she actually had charisma and sensuality

>>212005271
It's explained in the movie you should watch it

>>212006344
She seems cool as fuck in real life. I'll never forget when she told Howard Stern he looks like he got slapped in the face with a yamulke. Fucking ethered him

>>212005252
Is this from Poison ivy? That movie was shit but she was hot

>>212005297
Ummm this is her last year lol

>>212005042 (OP)
Like all movies before the 2000s, these pairings are wish fulfillment by the writers.

people laugh at me when I tell them Joe dirt is one of my favorite movies but I think its really really good.

>>212005042 (OP)
You'd be surprised how much premium pussy David Spade has pulled in his life

>>212006420
Prime milf, you're trippin

He got the poo on him.

>>212006459
She could bite your dick clean off with those shiny plastic veneers

>>212006454
Did he bang that chick with huge boobs from Just shoot me?

>>212006344
and booba

>>212005042 (OP)
Jamie was born to play the trailer park babe, guy like Joe Dirt could land her

this movie is just Forest Gump but for white trash(and that's a good thing)

>>212005042 (OP)
What's crazy is Pressly wasn't even the hottest chick in this flick

>>212006768
So who was? Can you post the person?

>>212006797

>>212005042 (OP)
Its easy to find hot redneck women, they dont go to college and just live in the same redneck spot their entire lives. They are hot until 25, thats when they start getting fat, buying a lot of unhealthy shit to eat at Walmart. Their metabolism starts slowing down and by 35 they are flabby trailer park whales.

>>212006517
So? Do you expect people in their 40s to have perfect natural teeth?

>>212005297
>"god damn it, Earl!"

>>212005252
She was amazingly hot in that movie.

>>212006420
Dishonest homosexual

>>212007055
You can just say she was hot in that movie

>At 15, she dropped out of school and went to Japan on a modeling contract.[2] She succeeded in having herself legally emancipated from her parents at 15 so she could travel to Japan, as neither of her parents could make the trip.[2]

what happened out there in nippon?

>>212006454
>Pamela Anderson
>Teri Hatcher
>Charlotte McKinney
>Brittany Daniel
>Heather Locklear
>Kristy Swanson
>Julie Bowen
>Krista Allen
>Nicollette Sheridan
>Caprice Bourret
>Jillian Barberie
>Nicky Whelan
>Jasmine Waltz

It's a serious impressive list desu and that's just the well known ones. All the more impressive they were mostly in their prime when he banged them. I am jealous of the dude. He is admittedly very funny when speaking off the cuff and naturally quick witted but even for a funny guy in Hollywood it's an impressive output.

>>212005042 (OP)
>land a babe
> women aren't smart
> hot women are even dumber
> rural hot women are looking for the next big thing, thats usually ANY dude not from that town
it was well established Joe Dirt was top of the food chain at both the Penny Dish and Tea Cup rides demonstrating his high value alpha qualities. The movie also illustrated the high WT quotient and incestual pair bonding Jamie's character displayed. If you didn't read the book or watch the Directors Cut, I suppose these facets would be lost on you. In short, "just swing dick" and you can score

>>212007066
You posted the same photo but with her not smiling lol, what's your point homo

>>212005222
You dumb gorilla nigger

>>212005042 (OP)
It's easy to land your redneck sister. Brothers and daddy are the people they want to please most in the world

>>212009102
That posting somebody laughing to make them look bad is dishonest

>>212005222