You can't control your card's topdecking.
But here is what you can do.

Against the portal:
1. Counting puppet (can storm)
2. Counting unmerged artefacts (can cannon you)
3. Lethal 8HP + puppet turn 8

Against rune:
1. Card position spellboost counting (William, conductor, dshift)
2. Lethal 5 HP turn 7; 13 hp turn 10


Against the abyss:
1. Bat counting (bat can storm)
2. Lethal 10 HP turn 9

Against the forest:
1. Card position (roach, godwood saving or not)
2. Card counting (for glade)
3. Fairy counting and position
4. Lethal 20 HP at turn 8

Against heaven:
1. Remember how many counters are needed for the storm amulet.
2. Lethal 11HP+storm amulet possible

Against the sword:
1. Card position (9pp, 8pp tends to be saved)
2. Lethal 12 HP at turn 9, 10 HP turn 8 (+kage=12HP), 6 HP turn 5 (+kage=8HP)

Against dragon:
1. Lethal 12 hp turn 10, 8HP turn 6

Dating "exclusively for 4chan"? Most people here are males and not faggots, this doesn't make any sense