>Original
>Tifa "Cloud can you pass me a glass of water?"
>Cloud "Sure."
>Passes it to her
>Tifa "Thanks."

>Remake
>Tifa "Cloud I'm so thirsty! But oh no, all the glasses are dirty!!! Hm...oh I know, follow me
>Mandatory walking cutscenes through SHITgar
>Tifa "Here! In the trainyard, if we can get some glass from the junk, we should be able to have enough material to create our own glass cup!"
>Navigate through an hour of battles to get the material
>Tifa "Okay, FOLLOW ME! You know Cloud.....ever since you left...."
>Mandatory walking cutscenes again while Tifa babbles
>Tifa gives the material to some random NPC to make it
>Another random NPC bumps into Tifa
>"OH THANK GOODNESS, TIFA QUICK! THE HOODLUMS ARE AT IT AGAIN IN THE SECTOR 6 PLATE YARD!"
>Tifa "GRRRR...not AGAIN! Cmon Cloud!"
>Navigate through another hour of battles to beat them up
>Tifa "Okay...phew! Lot of distractions tonight, but c'mon, let's go back to the Bar and drinkkkkk up!"
>Mandatory walking cutscenes where you pick up the new Glass cup and then walk back to Seventh Heaven
>Tifa "Man I'm beat, I sure could use that glass of water, can you pass it to me Cloud?"
>Cloud "Sorry, I'm a little tired. I can't."
>Suddenly the earth SHAKES
>TIME JANNIES FLY OUT AND AROUND THE SCENE
>THEY WRAP AROUND CLOUD AND SUFFOCATE HIM AS HE FLAILS HIS ARMS, ACCIDENTALLY PUSHING THE GLASS INTO TIFA'S ARMS
>Time Jannies disappear
>Tifa "Woah...what was that all about? Anyway, Thanks."

Anyone who pretends Remake is a good game is a shill, underaged and used to slop like this, or flat out retarded