Thread 715785795

Now: Decade Dash (10 Games in about 10 minutes each)
Next: South of Midnight
Later: Final Fantasy VII Remake Intergrade

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYKjuJdJexM
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/ausspeedruns
Schedule: https://horaro.org/asm2025/schedule
Schedule 2 (high cpu usage): https://ausspeedruns.com/ASM2025/schedule

Previous thread: >>715771975

my browser doesn't save transparency anymore it seems

Enlighten me, what are TimTams?

The original THPS3 looks so much cleaner than the remake.

>>715785895
Penguins.

>look up for an asm thread
>it has spyro on it
the disease is out of control

There goes the PP.

stay hydrated

Soda desu ska

I can't tell which cheers come from the game and which come from the crowd

Croikey mate

holy flashbang

is that a le woman?!

>>715786146
MODS THE TRIGGER WARNING

Bastion sure looks furrier today

>>715785795 (OP)
>Migrate
>Thread is purple.

>>715786197
>running a Stardew Valley clone
yeah

Anyone else getting slammed by connection issues to 4chan?

>>715785795 (OP)
posting with transparency in case some one wants to save it
alternatively I could just add a background but I know nothing about AUS

>>715786146
gdq crowd would die instantly

>woman
>runs cooking game
Huh.

>>715786241
>Anyone else getting slammed
Hot.

That's cute.

>>715786234
So this game is a Recettear clone but you run a restaurant instead of an item shop?

>>715785795 (OP)
Is there a specific way to eat TimTams or just have them with tea and milk?
I read somewhere that you bite off the ends and suck tea through the biscuit like a straw, but that might've been a shitpost.

>>715786241
Some retired fighter slammed me down and axe kicked me in the balls
I'm just trying to watch speedruns

How many of those donos were you?

>>715786362
Eat them however you like, but some people absolutely suck coffee or hot milo through it with a straw

>>715786362
first you bite off both ends, then you drink a hot drink through it until it's almost completely melted/blocked, then you eat it. Coffee/tea/milo are good options.

>>715786361
Basically. I gave it a shot but it's not very good.
Shame because the girls are cute.

>estimate 15 minutes
??? Isn't the whole point that every game's estimate is 10 minutes?

>>715786234
Stardew is worse than Rune Factory games.

>>715785898
kneesex

i remember her from last year

Who let the GDQ host in

>>715786506
there's two other 15min estimate games after this

>donation from Seia
Still not caving to any gacha, no matter how many of those get to PC

>BBC jokes
Huh?!

BIG BLACK CHICKEN

what the heck did she mean by that bros

>>715786310
Stop noticing harmful stereotypes.

>>715786609
>harmful stereotype
what's fucking harmful about that?

>running his own game
Wow, advertising much?
ASM has fallen.

>shill run
NOOOO

>>715786609
>Stop noticing

>>715785898
What do you know, KNEESOCKS?

this is an ad

>>715786730
lol

I'm still in shock from the bbc joke bros

>>715786439
>>715786449
Oh so it is legit. I've only ever tried the caramel one and without tea, so I'll get an original pack and give it a shot. Cheers lads

Shouldn't it be called Reach for the Stars

>sometimes the balls get stuck together
lol

5 minutes that felt like an hour desu

This is trash even compared to 00s browser flash games.

>>715787061
yeah, but it was the most fun segment to watch so far

well this is unpleasant

>>715787061
AIs could put together significantly better games today.

>port of a mobile game from the late 2000s
Well, this is horrifying.

>>715787306
Based Doakes

This run kinda sucks

SEXXX

>>715787524
What an understatement.

Never understood runners who don’t know their own game. If you spend this much time on a game you really can’t do a casual play through once?

Is this the first run that went over 10 minutes?

>>715787636
The Lawnmower Man guy didn't even know the movie was based on a Stephen King story

This is game 9 or game 10?
>some jank kids action game
>robot fighting game with sexo robot
>some neo geo tekken-like game or something
>pokemon puzzle game
>DKC
>THPS3
>Recettear knockoff
>reach for the stars stupid but amusing flash game
>this game
Did I miss one?

snoozefest of a run, taken all momentum out of this block

Should have ended on that stupid flash game; this one is an interest and excitement killer.

Dexter and cuisineer sucked the hype out of this block for me

Boo this run
BOOOOOO!

>>715787678
>AND over estimate

OVERESTIMATE NEXT GUY NEXT GUY

>>715787636
I know someone whose first time playing zelda 3 was on a randomiser, and he did nothing but bitch about not knowing things. He didn't finish it.

get off the stage!

Been years since I watched the show but didn’t Dexter kill his victims quickly and painlessly?

This is boring.

He's already 2 minutes over estimate.

>>715787859
sounds like an asshole

>it looks like I did go over... OOPS
what an ass, learn your game. that shit was already like 1/3rd of the 1 hour goal

Thank fuck it's over. Worst game of this segment by a lot

How do you go over estimate in that game?

Another modern boomer shooter. I think I've heard of this one.

>>715787893
Yeah from what I remember most of his kills were done in a single stab to the heart or something.

buttplug games mogs eternal.

mirin this guy's hair

>>715787998
he's been slacking on his cracking the cryptic videos

Give this man a couch hype-man

it's so over

>2 minutes over
I wonder which run caused this

500 aussie dollars saved :)
>casino
oh no

>1:02
>2 minutes over
>that shitty dexter game ruined the entire segment

>would've made it under an hour if it wasn't for the dexter run
lol

SOVL

>Evil Noops
Why didn't he just say Spoon?

Did he dieded?

Kek the Dexter run single-handedly fucked it up.

The Lumpy Pumpkin wins once more!

Oh my god he killed him

>>715788035
I really don't get the appeal of the new Doom games. Played 2016 and got bored.
Also thought the music sounded like generic "WHOA SO BAD ASS" guitars to me.

>>715788169
I guess the DKC segment spent some 30-ish seconds too, because he had to reset after missing one of the tricks early

the noops redemption is fucking real, this guy is great

>MY FUCKING BALLS HURT
KEK

>>715788248
>redemption
Did he do something shitty in the past?

>my fucking balls hurt
lol

The eternal grinner is up later

>my fucking balls hurt
>aaah
>mic cuts out

>mic on noops just long enough to hear "my fucking balls hurt"
So fucking based

>>715788283
not shitty but this was him 2 years ago

>>715788286
lets gaur

>>715788238
Pretty sure the timer didn't restart though and he still made it under estimate. Also he got fucked by tech the most, which is ironic, since it was probably the hardest run of them all.

Captcha: GGAYG

Tech crew may have cut out the first minute of speech on all the runners of the decade dash, but at least he got the MY FUCKING BALLS HURT.

>south of midnight
erm, what the sigma? I didn't think anyone even played that game, much less speedran it

>>715788219
I never got them, they're just spectacle crap that's descending more and more into comic wank shit because Hugo Martin loves that.

Also the regurgitating Doom comic lines down the throats of a new audience, who take that shit completely seriously.

>>715788286
>back home from work just in time for his run
Going to be comfy

>>715788349
Yeah, no sound cues for him.

>>715788371
Ah, but you couldn't be more wrong, as you can see this is a specific no skip route. So not only have people speedran it, they've also speedran it enough to make multiple routes.

>>715788349
Yeah he didn't restart the timer, he just loaded a save state from the moment when you first regain control in the first stage of the game
He still had to redo the first level and do the one overworld map glitch, which I think comes about to some 30 seconds or so

Americans should be banned from ASM

>>715788453
this but trannies

>south of midnight
ok bye

What the hell is south of midnight? I've never heard of it.

bring that ABSOLUTE UNIT back

>>715788665
>>715788769
Nicely done

>>715788901
Who, LaceyStripes?

how facking long does it take to setup

>>715788972
it would also be pack up from the 10 games they just did with no setup between

>>715788665
>>715788769
lol

>>715788323
That was fucking hilarious tho?

kek, oh it's this game
I'll watch

Oh God, it's this shit. Aight, I'm out.

>>715788769
>no clip of him shouting MY FUCKING BALLS HURT

never even seen this before, shame my first exposure is a speedrun of it lol

>>715789485
the camera was on the crowd but the mic was still live

>>715789574
Yeah it was right after she reads the donation in that clip

don't look at the leader of the twilight princess name incentive

What is this dollar store Forspoken ripoff?

>>715789706
Oh...

>>715789706
Should I put $10 on Flavio

>>715789919
Anything to piss off those people

>>715789919
go for it

Damn, I have irl plans tomorrow. I just don't want to miss snowboard kids or the simpsons hit and run.

I sleep.

Damn, the idea and setting of the game is solid. Shame it's one of those games. I would've taken even a walking sim if the protag would shut up.

>>715789706
When was the last time a name like Lunk won

>>715790316
Not as long as a name like Arbies won

>>715790316
Arby's*
I'm not murrican

>>715789741
it really feels like they greenlit a bunch of marvelquippy PoC womanprotagonist games in a short period
>forspoken
>deathloop
>this
>concord
>like 1 or 2 that are on the tip of my tongue

seriously what the fuck, was it really some government welfarebux that funded all this dogshit

>>715789964
>>715789948
shit I accidentally put $75, oh well it's not much in my currency

>>715790448
DEI mandates?

>>715790521
DEI is hiring practices, greenlighitng a bunch of dogshit would have to be some cultural fund.

>>715790456
Well you put Flavio in the lead so good on you mate

>>715790448
You forgot one, incel chud sweetie :))))))))))

>>715790676
It'll probably be sniped but I'll have indirectly given more to charity either way

>>715790729
It's gonna be so funny when this turd crashes out of cuckmann's asshole

>>715790456
thank you for your service

>>715790729
It's not out, so it doesn't count.

>>715790832
I'm actually a little pissed off $75 is the default, I'm not trying to spend that much money

How would you classify this type of game? You have abilities, but you just run around, not even fighting much; and listening to stories from time to time. Glorified walking sim? Cinematic platformer? What is it?

>>715790456
way better than donating to gdq, that's for sure.

Pretty boring speedrun. Just running around OoB.

The reckless spender in me kind of wants to dump a bunch of money trying to make BallsOut the name but it's just not worth it

>>715790729
>another flop made with taxpayer money
oh yeah, forgot about this.

but it wasn't the one i was thinking of. goes to show what an endless sea of sludge they spawned with the incentivebux

>>715790963
Yeah I'm more than happy to spend money on actual cancer research, I've donated to ESA too because it's a similar cause

this looks like its lame

what kind of a loser would bother learning how to run this game? is it just because nobody plays it and the leaderboards are weak?

Such cool lore and music wasted on this shit nugget of a game. What a shame.

>>715790968
why is she breathing like that? is she gonna die?

this combat reminds me of the combat from gotham knights, which was not good
it's that kind of stiff combat where it doesn't flow well and the hits don't feel like they have much impact
I don't expect every game to be some kind of dmc combo mad insanity but at least make it not so stiff and sluggish

>>715791151
nobody? just look at this

>>715791160
Sonic '06 and Paper Mario Sticker Star in a nutshell (minus the lore part)

>>715791194
>at least make it not so stiff and sluggish
That requires experience, and the only thing of note those guys made is We Happy Few, so they don't have any. Or a lot of work, but since it was published by Xbox they didn't have that option either.

>>715790950
Whatever you want to call it, it definitely looks like slop.

>>715790950
something along the lines of "Empty open world" game. I can't think anything that rolls off the tongue better

>>715791725
Looks pretty linear to me. But empty is very on point.

>>715790950
journobait

>>715785895
Chocolate biscuits that once accidentally contained human flesh

>>715790985
just donate if you want to support the charity, not because your nickname will win
>>715791791
damn your right but from the few glances I took it looked open and maybe I was thinking of the forespoken comparisons

Did the devs just got some ratchet random nigger woman from the streets to voice this. terrible voice acting

>>715790950
>How would you classify this type of game?
bad

>>715790950
modern god of war clone

it just clicked in my mind that an american travelled all the way to australia to showcase a run in ASM and this is what he chose

>>715792439
I thought about that too, but you don't have fights every 10 minutes, even considering all the skips. And no fighting system to speak of.

>>715792528
well it's a speedrun
this is now every third person action game
it's gow or darksouls

>>715792450
He ran Monster's Inc and he's running another game tomorrow
but yeah, he should have submitted ebin mickey

>>715792450
Speedrunners rarely look at a game with the same eyes as the average person. This run seems to have cool tech and seems to be fun to run, nothing else really matters. Also he said earlier that he doesn't even know what the game is really about.

>>715792609
It really is pretty technical Speedrun by the looks of it.

>>715792609
are you listening to the commentary? he just made note of the fact that this run is just out of bounds pathing
>>715792743
technical enough for this guy to be choking a lot apparently

>>715792826
Get treed, fool!

Yeah, now it does remind me of old GoW.

>>715793352
(me)
And now it makes the whole thing even sadder once I imagine the proper PS2 God of War, but you're beating the shit out of Louisiana cryptids and mythological creatures.

this runner is gonna transition soon

>What do you mean "run the joke into the ground"?
>The more you repeat something, the funnier it gets
and banned from gdq

>>715793794
he ran the joke into the tree

>5 hours of FFVII remake next
grim

best run of the event incoming

>5 hours of FFVII remake next
peak

>dogwater starts in 3 hours
excitement

any must watch runs during the even?

>>715794396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KoBfiWtmfo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnpCsg31TyE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8WelTEk1XY

CAN ANYONE HEAR THE RUNNER OVER THE GAME?!

>>715794701
COME AGAIN?

>>715794701
Huh? I can't hear you over the game

Why could they get Murdock for FFX, but they couldn't get Mr. T for FF7?

>>715794837
>>715794882
COOP I BELIEVE HE SAID HE LIKES TO LEER AT GAYS!

So is every night block gonna be 6h JRPG "speed"runs?

>>715795097
At least It makes more sense than AGDQ doing it during prime time

>>715795097
What else are they gonna put at night?

>ffvii remake
Why does this exist?

>>715795536
people asked for it for 20 years

>>715795567
It should have been a PS3 game, and everyone knows it.

>roll roll roll
Is this a soulslike?

>>715795567
People asked for the original game to be faithfully remade with better graphics. People didn't ask for a complete reimagination of FF7.

>wake up
>it's another 6 hour turn based jarpig

i don't know how they managed to make this such a boring game

>>715795910
>living in cuck timezone
your fault

>>715795915
normies love walking and talking games where the combat almost plays itself

>>715795915
Tetsuya Nomura

>Tifa or Aerith?
Aerith but only if she wasn't so skinny.

This isn't as good as the FFX run

>>715796460
die coomer

I wasn't focused on the run, was just catching a glimpse here and there and was wondering why the guy was constantly in the PlayStation menu. Turns out that's what game menus look like. Sad.

This is the most boring game in the world.

this is the first run that might actually kill the threads

>>715796597
You need to go back.

>>715796460
mentally ill niggerspic fatfag subhuman

>>715795536
>Why does this exist?

>>715796640
To go from FFX PS2 kino to this soulless modern slop...

badger from breaking bad voices biggs btw

Ah yes, this is just what I want in my JRPGs - and endless tunnel with ARPG combat and mobile game dodging of obstacles, all of which takes 15 minutes with zero interesting things happening

normies literally soiface at this
and in 10+ years, we will have video essays talking about how ff7r was "ahead of its time" and a "remake done right"

>>715797236
FF7R is an ARPG though

That motorcycle section was truly riveting.

>>715795910
gleg posters invading the speedrun thread on vee

>>715797273
>"ahead of its time"
Was it?

>>715797561
>That motorcycle section was truly riveting.
And we follow it up with an RP-walk quasi-cutscene where you do nothing but wait for the game to move you to the next area!
Holy shit such a great game I'm pogging out over here frfr on god no cap

I'm fucking done

>>715797682
Plot twist - when they remake San Andreas, it will be a JRPG with turn based combat

How was Spyro and DK?

they really should've just given cloud a rifle and turned this into a cover shooter

>>715797818
DK was based
>tech crew fucks up audio
>crowd just makes chimp noises and enemy damage grunts

>>715797751
Would. Unironically would.
Although something like XCOM would work better. I can imagine clearing out the motel in Reuniting the Families turn by turn (spending one to fuck a hoe to restore your health, of course).

>XVI gets outsold by BG3
>Rebirth gets outsold by E33
I wish Square Enix a very nice bankruptcy

Only one hour in but feels like three

>>715797983
Final Fantasy XIII-4 will save us!

>>715797751
As long as there's at least one fight with a named group called "4 niggas in a row" I will be excited to play it.

You can't say spooks on twitch..... Can you?

>>715798332
call them spookers just to be safe

>>715798332
Just call them sp**ks
Then you don't know who should be offended - spicks or spooks
Or Spocks, I guess

>>715797818
spyro was nice, showed more of the hack although runner failed several proxies

>>715798576
so which country is dogwater

>>715798601
atlantis

>>715798601
Latveria.

>>715798576
Is Dogwater Runs organized by anons? Their Twitch channel has like 20 followers which is nothing but i keep seeing people in this thread talk about it.

>>715798576
>two RE remake runs back to back
no thanks

>>715798698
>is Dogwater Runs organized by anons?
No, it's a collective of trans runners.

>>715797751
Finally, a real 4 niggas in a row game.

>>715798601
India

>>715798849
thats not true, i saw some clips earlier and it was just regular dudes

>>715798921
One of them is called Daisy for a reason.

>>715799072
Stop deadnaming him. It's Dayvonte now.

These threads will dive before he will finish the run.

>>715795097
They're not gonna have 15 people hanging around to do 5 minute runs from like 2am to 6am, makes sense to just get one turbo autist who likes long games

>>715798576
>Castlevania SotN

imagine the smell

>>715799885
damn that's deep

>>715799885
everyone is a warrior until their TBS game turns into a FPS

hey kid wanna blow up a mako reactor?

Tunic indeed got skipped. I didn't actually watch it since it was ran by a troon, but if it was that bad maybe I should lol.

>Original
>Tifa "Cloud can you pass me a glass of water?"
>Cloud "Sure."
>Passes it to her
>Tifa "Thanks."

>Remake
>Tifa "Cloud I'm so thirsty! But oh no, all the glasses are dirty!!! Hm...oh I know, follow me
>Mandatory walking cutscenes through SHITgar
>Tifa "Here! In the trainyard, if we can get some glass from the junk, we should be able to have enough material to create our own glass cup!"
>Navigate through an hour of battles to get the material
>Tifa "Okay, FOLLOW ME! You know Cloud.....ever since you left...."
>Mandatory walking cutscenes again while Tifa babbles
>Tifa gives the material to some random NPC to make it
>Another random NPC bumps into Tifa
>"OH THANK GOODNESS, TIFA QUICK! THE HOODLUMS ARE AT IT AGAIN IN THE SECTOR 6 PLATE YARD!"
>Tifa "GRRRR...not AGAIN! Cmon Cloud!"
>Navigate through another hour of battles to beat them up
>Tifa "Okay...phew! Lot of distractions tonight, but c'mon, let's go back to the Bar and drinkkkkk up!"
>Mandatory walking cutscenes where you pick up the new Glass cup and then walk back to Seventh Heaven
>Tifa "Man I'm beat, I sure could use that glass of water, can you pass it to me Cloud?"
>Cloud "Sorry, I'm a little tired. I can't."
>Suddenly the earth SHAKES
>TIME JANNIES FLY OUT AND AROUND THE SCENE
>THEY WRAP AROUND CLOUD AND SUFFOCATE HIM AS HE FLAILS HIS ARMS, ACCIDENTALLY PUSHING THE GLASS INTO TIFA'S ARMS
>Time Jannies disappear
>Tifa "Woah...what was that all about? Anyway, Thanks."

Anyone who pretends Remake is a good game is a shill, underaged and used to slop like this, or flat out retarded

>>715800465
None of this happens

>Stop watching yesterday during Golden Sun
>Open the stream today
>Another multi-hour JRPG run
Alright, fuck this event already. You guys can have fun with this shit.

>>715800465
>making shit up to get mad at
Are you okay?

>>715800465
Yeah all of this happened

>>715800598
>>715800652
>Trying to lie to our face when the game is right on screen
Kek

>>715800625
Dogwater starts soon

I'm assuming you can just glitch into the final chapter somehow?

>>715800625
Thanks, I will, ASM is great for long RPG runs.

The only thing I dont like about ff7 remake speedruns is that they play it in easy
I wish they would speedrun things on hard and show how the combat looks in high level play full speed

I liked the theme of the last print more but at least you can mostly see everyone on this one
>Dark Souls
Surely it will go differently this time...

>>715800465
based i remember that part

>>715800625
I just check the time in NSW and instantly know when shit is fucked up without having to tune in, sorry you missed kino hours.

Another incredibly riveting action sequence.

>>715800598
i stopped because the game is full of walking cutscenes

I cannot fucking fathom how somebody decided this was okay to do to FF7.

>>715801038
Theres always something happening.

>>715800847
I agree, but i also wonder at what point does a speedrun sacrifice speed for difficulty? As a viewer, i want to see the hardest shit done the fastest by the best in the world. Thats not always possible of course, but playing shit on easy just makes it seem like any autist with enough time could learn this with a bit of practice, it really takes the magic out of it

>>715800598
>Original, go to sector 7, sleep, wake up for the next mission.
>Remake, have to walk through town with Tifa, then go handle some dogs in the junkyard, then go handle Johnny who's captured by Shinra, then go handle the autistic kid's request for battle info, then go help Jessie back to her house, then the Time Jannies appear, then-

>>715786362
All other methods of eating timtams are retarded. Nobody here does that, just eat them whole or 1/2 per bite if you're a chick.

t. aussie

>>715801128
The speedrun or the remake kek

>>715801207
Yes, that way it organically explores sector 7, introduces characters, the sidequest system, some hub to fuck around and in general to play the game
I know you are an autist with adhd that only wants to see sephiroth but that isnt the game fault.

>>715800847
>they play it in easy
It's lame. That's the one thing I respect the Halo community for, they seem to always run on hard in these events.

>>715786015
Each of these would could $11.99 in America

>>715801338
>It organically explores the sector and introduces-
Funny how the original easily did all that and a thousand times better and faster.

>>715801338
Also how dare you with
>I know you just want to see Sephiroth
When the remake is the one that CONSTANTLY SHOVES HIM IN YOUR FUCKING FACE.
IN THE ORIGINAL HE BARELY SHOWS UP DURING MIDGAR. IN THE REMAKE THEY FORCE HIM INTO SHITTY FANSERVICE SCENES EVERY TEN MINUTES
This is why I can't take you Remakefaggots seriously. Every single attempt you try to shit on the original just backfires because of your own inept idiocy

>>715801554
The original didnt do any of that, in fact. The plotting is sacrificed for the sense of rush and get past everything fast.

FF7 remake and OG both have shit stories.

>>715801720
You definitely didn't play the OG

>>715801554
>>715801696
based
>>715801338
>>715801720
cringe

>>715801752
all FF games besides KH are retarded anyways

>>715801915
KH1 isn't that good bro.

booba

>>715801886
People here defend the System Shock remake

>>715801886
God, you are so mad
Its ok, i know that for retards here, ff7 og is perfect in every way

The best JRPG remake is Star Ocean 2 R.
Best remaster in general is Shadow Man.

>>715801720
>The plotting is sacrificed for the sense of rush and get past everything fast
It's called pacing you fucking clown. Also what the fuck do you even mean by "rush"? Midgar is like 6-7 hours on a first playthrough.

>>715801915
fft & ffta slander

>>715802151
He's trolling, obvious by his reply here >>715802104

Just ignore him

>>715802213
>ffta good
escapism isn't healthy

FF7R confirmed for FF relay

>>715802151
What makes you think midgar is perfectly paced? Remake isnt slow, midgar is way too fast.

>Starting soon, please refresh the page to check again
BOTTLES TURN ON THE STREAAAAM

>>715802317
the only shit part of ffta is the law system, the rest of it is great

>>715802053
The story changes to that were fucking stupid and made it worse but people suck up to Nightdive because they made it easier for dumb dumb to run old games without putting effort in.

>>715801973
Leave
KH1 is one of those rare games that are absolutely perfect

>>715802527
>the only shit part affects 90% of the gameplay
yeah, about that, fuck that

what is the best remake made after 2012?

>>715802691
Are we counting fan remakes? If so AM2R and/or Sonic Triple Trouble 16-Bit

>>715802493
Who's keeping the dogs in?

>>715802548
>Hacker, in front of all these Tri-op employees or robots with surveillance equipment that will record this entire conversation, press the "Turn Off Ethical Restraints" button.
I can see why they delayed it for so long. Riveting rewrites

do they ever stop talking in this game

>>715802691
Clone Hero

Stream 2 is up

>>715802906
no, they even talk in battle

>>715802812
Taking the dart gun out took a lot of effort too.

>>715802691
Ffvii remake

>>715802906
lol, lmao

>>715802939
stop shilling your personal event

>>715802906
No, zoomers and millenials can't go a minute without constant quips.

>>715802691
Remake: XCOM: Enemy Unknown

Remaster: Age of Empires II: HD Edition

>>715802675
it's was clearly intentioned to encourage more diverse team building, but the implementation gets very restrictive when you've got 3 laws active
it's also very easy to play around by wasting days, just annoying
or you can just patch out laws https://ffhacktics.com/smf/index.php?topic=8620.0

>>715802939
hell yeah
https://oengus.io/marathon/DWR25/schedule/dwr25
>>715803060
my name is john dogwater and i approve of this message

>>715802574
Sorry buddy, I actually played that game on the hard difficulty and beat all but like 2 bonus bosses (and I got to the last health bar on Sephiroth), everything about it was simply very okay and not as good as I saw people claiming later
I should go back to playing through CoM so I can get to the rest of the games people call shit since the only other KH games I played were GBA CoM and 2 like 15 years ago

>>715803060
fuck you faggot
>>715802939
continue

Am I an asshole for thinking this voice acting is worse than X's? I know I'm already an asshole, but for this specifically am I?

this dogwater remix song is good but for some reason im forgetting where its from

>>715803060
ok sorry

>>715803209
truly a mystery that will never be solved... also based dogwater using rainwave, that means you can vote on the next song.

more like dickwater

>>715803219
it's ok buddy everybody makes mistakes

>>715803158
Oh my AUTISM I shall be watching
Shouldn't we have a separate thread for it tho

>>715802691
Star Ocean 2 R is up there.
Combat updated with new mechanics, lots of QoL shit, crafting updated, could pick between various portrait art styles and Japanese voices, hard mode unlocked by default which was great for old players.

>>715803327
no need to split the threads.

>>715802939
Ah man, I thought this was starting after ASM. I guess it's basically a stream 2 for two days.

>>715803327
>Shouldn't we have a separate thread for it tho
No, don't even fucking suggest it.

>>715803259
oh right, I forgot they did this.

>>715803358
is that the one where they replaced the giant cross when doing a party heal with a giant stick due to religious imagery?

>>715803327
>Shouldn't we have a separate thread for it tho
no need, we're all watching both streams

is dogwater streaming on youtube?

>>715803370
>>715803390
Too late faggots, I just made one what are you bitches gonna do
EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO VIEW DOGWATER, MIG SLOWLY
>>715785795 (OP)
>>715785795 (OP)
>>715785795 (OP)

>>715803547
AIEEEEE

>>715803546
>>715798576

>>715803547
You monster.

first!

>>715803547
Plum correction.

>>715803478
Honestly can't remember, been while since I played and I have a shit memory.

>they're on the covers rainwave channel
Damn... I want actual osts, not oc remix or whatever.

>Have to change the schedule and put JFK Reloaded first because Joe is asleep again
Home...

>>715803578
damn, i'm dumb

*guitar riff*

>>715803691
I bet he's hung over as fuck again.

>>715803547
I wasn't tricked but I'll kiss Plum's feet anyways

The Japanese never understand what made their games beloved.
It seems like they always attribute it superficially, it's not the story, art, gameplay, etc. that made people like the game, it's character designs, iconography, references, etc. Their understanding of their own work is skin deep at best.

>>715803683
>the massive cooldown on some of these songs
60% of the fucking catalog is on cooldown, useless rainwave!

Gamers I can only watch one stream, which one do I choose?

>>715803915
dogwater

>>715803915
yes

>>715803915
I love ASM but you NEED to watch Dogwater if you think Speedrunning marathons have been going downhill

>>715803915
dogwater until ff7 is over at eleast

>>715803995
I know speedrunning marathons have been going downhill brother

>fuck the Australians
BASED

>>715803915
This is why Jesus gave us three monitors

>we didn't want to bigdog GDQ by running it last week
>we didn't know ASM was a thing, fuck the Australians
lol

Good intro, Jordan

>calls everyone retarded for not muting mics
>I didnt know ASM was a thing but.. fuck Australians anyway

>>715804124
ASM got pimped out in the GDQ and ESA threads, which led some anons to believe it was going to be GDQ but specifically better for them.

>We should have a better Multiworld setup than ESA
I'm holding you to that one.

>>715803651
>>715803478
Okay, looking it up. Yes, there is some shit that was still censored.
The tenwise men names got put back to their original names at least.

>original translation changed gabriel to indalecio

>you all know Joe, big man
>don't know what he's going to say
Sums him up about right.

I actually bought the dogwater tank. It's got a neat design.

>sleep paralysis at 11 a.m
Pathetic
At least I made it in time for dogwater

I don't think Dogwater even need a new overlay, this one's done them well.
>>715804367
Sure is a lot more distinctive than the shirts GDQ and ESA had out this year, the latter screwing themselves by getting some generic shit instead of having Mako do something.

Right on time for Dogwater, pretty pumped for this.

>>715803825
I've come to realize that character design is possibly the most important thing to a lasting success

Characters like Asuka and Rei, Mario, or Cloud and Tifa, are so memorable that girls on Tiktok are still cosplaying them.

In a western sense, you could say Master Chief or Mickey Mouse.

People seem to like characters, that's what they attach to.

The Persona series is almost entirely popular because of character design and interaction with them.

>>715804336
This time last year he was still sleeping

>>715804367
I might get a mug for shits and giggles.
That is, if they entertain me.

>>715804621
It was so fucking funny that he overslept, was hung over and pissed off to all fuck even more than usual.

>>715804541
Mostly because I can wear it without it screaming "I AM A HUGE SPEEDRUN OBSESSED FAGGOT" to the general populace. A dog surfing is a fun summer design.

20 bucks get fucked gdq

This could be you

there are artifacts everywhere did they even test this dog

>>715804763
Joe's a powerful man.

First time watching dogwater, who are these dudes anyway?
>>715804772
*tips fishing hat*

yo a hamster is running?

>I didn't bother practicing this before yesterday
We full Joe mode.

>>715804861
>who are these dudes anyway?
No idea, someone randomly linked this event 3 years ago and it was hilarious so we've watched it since

>>715804772
Only if...

So is dogwater just speedrunning but for edgelords?

>>715804861
It's just a bunch of friends who decided to do their own marathon

>>715804958
yeah

>>715804958
It's what speedrunning used to be +10 years ago.

Dogwater reminds me of NASA

>>715804940
>>715805005
Neat

>>715804946
>Keep your hands off Eizkouken, John

>>715800465
kino

>>715804861
>who are these dudes anyway?
Friend group who run a Youtube channel, who decided to do a marathon that we caught at the end of a month long string of marathons.

A lot of anons didn't buy why we were looking forwards to it last year, after a similar string of marathons.

>>715805019
Dogwaterbros is the marathon a waste of tax money?

Already better than the GDQ RE run because they acknowledged how hot Jill is

>check dogwater
>it's just a glorified discord call stream

>>715805320
True that sister, we should all be watching RPG Limit Break, Australia instead!

>>715805320
i don't have friends so this is new for me

>>715805448
But we're right here buddy<3

God, I hate how RE3make wasted the best line in the OG as a throwaway comment that doesn't fit the situation and you can be knocked out of.

>>715805238
NASA was supposed to be a more laid back gdq trying to replicate the old atmosphere people wanted

>>715805019
Was it NASA or PACE that imploded from Mario community drama?

Ok that donation was definitely one of you fuckers.

>>715805885
they pronounced my name wrong

>>715805769
PACE. NASA just died quietly from lack of runner interest.

>>715805691
>more laid back gdq
impossible, coolmatty is the most laid back person in the speedrunning community

>>715805939
Phifle isn't a real name, it's the sound you make when you choke on water.

>>715805993
He does seem pretty cool.

>footfags
BANNED BANNED BANNED

>>715805769
>>715805981
What happened to PACE?

>>715806089
It's Phile to you bud

>>715806183
there was drama around Suigi but who knows the details?

>>715806180
That man probably will be wearing an eyepatch soon, he could already run with a hook hand and a pegleg

The hospital was the only good part of the RE3 remake.

>>715806183
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12NeCptPF5q5tXk7OYKuCL07a6JhcCrIL5-PzQ-bb9Co/preview?tab=t.0

and the Mario 64 runner who runs it saying it's not worth it anymore.

>>715806758
tl;dr is
>organizer didn't explain tax deductions to commentators; commentators wonder why they're not being paid as much as they told they were
>Suigi didn't get paid for winning Mario 64 LTA until later because of a last minute rule
>Mario 64 were babies about having 24/7 channels in the Twitch directory (which the founder of GSA also started)

>Africa is worse than Raccoon City
kek

>>715807148
RE5 will forever be my favorite thoughever just because of Mercenaries

Joe's brain isn't big enough to understand, it's unfortunate

>>715803915
Well one has a 5 hour RPG on and one doesn't.

they should benefit a disability charity and then call each other retards during the runs next time

>Dogwater is on

Fugg, how many runs have I missed?

>>715807580
They did that with alzheimers the last time and about cancer the time before.

>>715807783
42 minutes of RE3 Remake

before i forget
https://catbox.moe/c/jzso8m

>>715807783
All of them. This is the last one.

Dogwater being on now means the big speedrun streak is coming to an end...

One day Joe will forget to turn off his Jill mods before running this

>>715808114
my marathon is up next

>>715807783
>21 viewers
Are we the only people watching it or is it getting streamed on youtube too?

>>715808296
It's on Youtube too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=velEPIEbcN8

>>715808271
Good Luck!
>>715808296
highest I saw was 37

>>715808114
two week break and then
https://oengus.io/marathon/bsg2025
https://horaro.org/rtaij/rtaijs2025

they really gonna run JFK Reloaded next?

>>715808372
>Two week break
That's too long, I'm going to get the shakes.

dogwater is kinda scuffed

>>715808436
They've run Facade twice, so probably yeah.

Rate the RE3 runner's massive schlong

>>715808495
yeah it's like the runs are dogwater or something
>>715808549
underestimate

>>715808549
No.

>>715808549
Seveninches

>>715808549
fucking legend

>>715800598
The time jannies got you.

>>715808549
Died on Babby mode. Needs to Git Gud.

>>715808549
Rolling

So what's the deal with Dogwater? Judging from the name I assumed it was a marathon of shit games, but it's not? Or is it?

Got my dog tank just now. Tbh the design is too low on it. The surfing dog is over the belly area, not the chest.

>>715808831
it's just a tiny marathon we watch.

>>715808831
the runs are dogwater. they're not good at the games

>>715808831
Bunch of friends who don't really speedrun and aren't known on the leaderboards get together for an event

>>715808831
it's just some dudes streaming
it's more risque because nobody knows them I guess

>>715808964
how are you bad at jfk reloaded, it's literally babby's first assassination game

It's only a matter of time before we get a hot mic n-bomb on Dogwater.

>>715801338
>A-ackshually, this complete time waste is an IMPROVEMENT over the original

>>715808831
There's like 3 games they're "good" at and the rest is just stuff they like played poorly for the most part. Also the tech quality is way worse than big official marathons pretty much, if GDQ is ESPN and ESA is ESPN2, Dogwater is like going to watch a back alley boxing match where they're fighting drunk

>>715808923
tbf it's as advertised.

THREE LETTER MAN

The CIA hat is really the icing on the cake here.

>>715808831
>So what's the deal with Dogwater?
The contrarians at 4chan find the smallest speedrun event to try and shill it as the next big thing. Saying it's good only because no one watches it and be prepared to hear a lot of buzzwords and talk about how it's just like old GDQ or some shit despite no one watching it because the runs and runners themselves are boring as shit. Basically one of the members that runs it has been shilling the event here for the past couple months and for whatever reason people are actually eating it up probably because they are retard sheeple

Dogwater Runs, I'm CIA

Was it REALLY an inside job?

>>715809240
>>715809240
>>715809240
>>715809240
Beat me to it.

>>715809234
tranny melty

>>715809234
yes anon we're all just pretending to like it, you cracked the case!

>>715809234
>and shill it as the next big thing
We love it specifically because it isn't that.

overestimate soon

>2 minute run
>still goes over

can't wait for his Sonic runs

overestimate fucking dogshit runner

kek

CAM ON LEE SCAR SAM FACKIN SHOTS

>trans
>trans
>trans
dogwater woke as fuck confirmed

>715809234
I wondered when Dogwater was going to get it's own clown to go with ones like the anon who is obsessed with Metako.

>>715809234
26 viewers says you're wrong

Spyro is stored in JFKs head, we need to free him.

>>715809234
I tried to watch a bit but it wasn't for me, maybe I just need to wait for a better game

Cause of death: choking

>>715809548
This is what we get for advertising it at GDQ. At least it's not as bad as ASM day one

>>715809556
Seems that entire viewership defense force is in this thread judging by how much instantaneous seethe that post just caused.

>more than double the estimate
never before seen

>barely 20 viewers
Who the fuck is shilling this here?

>>715809640
For a two minute estimate, it's not that bad

>>715809641
Stream 2 chads.

>>715809234
Lmao you pissed off the dogwater community

grassy knoll conspiracy theorists: BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>baked alaska
Holy 2015.

>>715809548
it's the same anon

should have mercy killed it at 10% overest

Trump shooter tier. This runner sucked ass. If Jackson was here, his would've been beat

>>715809707
it's probably just the organizer samefagging all those replies

>>715809641
Me.

>up next JFK Reloaded
BUT YOU JUST DID THAT
FIX YOUR TRANSITION SCREEN

This event is NOT professional what the fuck.

Lincoln Reloaded when

>>715809845
Surprised nobody has made a Trump Reloaded shitpost

>>715809828
ok there

>>715809828
I'm 100% sure SGDQ had the exact same problem at one point

>>715809904
Based.

>>715809892
>miss the shot
>exact same thing happens

>>715809892
Why would you go through all that effort just to nick his ear, Anon?

>>715809892
https://warning-low-tides.itch.io/trump-reloaded

wait, are they doing the Tunic run again on asm?
kek was being humiliated once not enough

>>715804721
>A dog surfing is a fun summer design.
Yeah it's not some overdone shit, Peter did pretty great with it.
>>715809916
Still does, often there's a short lapse after a run is done where their next thing still says that game.

>>715809970
Just to prove I'm that good

baking

>>715809892
>lore accurate is to miss the shot and chip his ear
>go overestimate anyway because of left-leaning runner performing consecutive headshots by reflex

>submitted song requests to Rainwave two runs ago
>they still haven't been added to the queue?
How the fuck does this site work

>>715809996
Not that I see, its still FF7

>>715810115
It's based on votes.

>check schedule
>sonic unleashed
>sonic heroes
>sonic generations
>sonic adventure 2 all stories
>sonic adventure DX all stories
>shadow generations
>sonic R
sonicfags, we're feasting

>>715810162
yeah but I submitted them like 40 minutes ago and it still says they're in Requests, damn.

>>715810207
Not just any Unleashed either, we're getting a run of the PC recompilation from this year

>>715810207
When's Spyro

>>715810207
They know quality, none of thise Spyro SHITE

>>715810406
Its Dog Water, not Dragon Water

>>715810125
in the horaro schedule it's later in the night
but in the asm schedule it was yesterday
dunno what's up with that

theres like 3 sonics on that picture

>>715810484
everytime you buy a buckethat a dog gets his wings

>>715810506
I think they just haven't updated horaro.

>>715809234
I was going write a reply to this post as an obvious excuse to link this, so I'll just skip the excuse part and just post it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHcLfMJ4dQQ

>resident evil
>symphony of the night
>a link to the past
>sonic heroes
>sonic generations
>katana zero
>soul reaver 1 & 2
>ocarina of time
>super metroid
>super mario bros 3
>megaman X4
>crash bandicoot 2
>metal gear solid 2
>sonic adventure 2 battle
>metal gear solid 3
>kingdom hearts 2
>fallout: new vegas
>shadow generations
>megaman 8
>sonic adventure DX
>f-zero GX
>sonic R
this shitpost marathon ran by like 10 retards genuinely has a better schedule than the average GDQ, even factoring for some of these being <10 minute meme categories. insane.

>>715810694
>>715810694
>>715810694

>>715810506
The schedule got shifted about yesterday and they didn't update the offsite one.

>>715810661
holy fuck I had already forgotten about this that was awkward as fuuuck

>>715810664
It's a great line-up, I'll give them that. I just wish the runners were more entertaining

>>715810664
t. comments on every jrpg run how much he hates long runs (long being over than 45 minutes for his zoomer brain)

>>715811735
i actually really like long runs as long as the couch isn't shit