The only jersey I ever bought was the jersey of my third division shitter home team. I bought it when they were playing in Regionalliga Süd (4th division). I may not get to see good footy. I may not get to celebrate a parade through my city. But by god they are MY shitters and I wouldnt want anyone else. Like a wife that never cooks, constantly nags, never has sex with me and sometimes randomly spits in my mouth. She is MY wife. And I will NEVER sleep in someone elses bed.