Putting together an unstealable commuter after another attempted theft of my preferred rider. Frame and all the parts are top quality, and anything with bearings is new or NOS, but I'm shitting everything up.

This is just a test assembly, going to disassemble, properly shit up and put back together. Finishing touches will include mismatched multi coloured cable outers, artificial rusting of all the bolts and frameset, plus some ugly af stickers. Cassette is brand new, spokes too, just testing various rusting techniques and products. Hopefully the end result will be a lovely to ride bicycle that looks like it was fished out of the canal.