>>508591681
1. trump really wants a ceasefire (for world peace + bringing a ceasefire to NATO)
2. israel bombs the fuck out of iran because they know this is their last chance for a while
3. iran retaliates a little after the ceasefire was supposed to go into effect
4. israel says iran broke the ceasefire and is going to retaliate harshly
5. trump fumes and says
>what the fuck are they are doing
>israel you need to turn the planes around NOW
>israel listens to trump and drops a symbolic bomb on a random radar site and nothing else despite promising massive retaliation
6. ceasefire appears to be holding as iran hosts a victory parade

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