GIGAMAIDENS IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE SPINCH™GAMER CHAIR! The argonomic gamer chair designed by World War 2 torture device engineers! 10 adjustable levers! Zero lumbar support! Pinches your thighs! Obliterates your spine! Reclines 130 degrees only once!

"I haven't felt my legs in 3 days" - Mike Zaimont

SPINCH™: Become One With The Chair™