you've got to hold a shit,
but poo it at the right time,
you can be slow or fast,
but you must not use urinals,
you'll always shit poo and squirt poo,
and stress on the lav,
there's only one way to beat them,
wipe 'round the back,
catch me if you can,
'cause i need a crap,
and what you're looking at,
is the master plan,
of doing pooey turds,
doing it from my bum,
we shitein' from my ass,
i know we can't go wrong

you've got to hold a shit,
but poo it at the right time,
you can be slow or fast,
but you must not use urinals,
you'll always shit poo and squirt poo,
and stress on the lav,
there's only one way to beat them,
wipe 'round the back,
catch me if you can,
'cause i need a crap,
and what you're looking at,
is the master plan,
of doing pooey turds,
doing it from my bum,
we shitein' from my ass,
i know we can't go wrong