you've got to hold a shit,
but poo it at the right time,
you can be slow or fast,
but you must not use urinals,
you'll always shit poo and squirt poo,
and stress on the lav,
there's only one way to beat them,
wipe 'round the back,
catch me if you can,
'cause i need a crap,
and what you're looking at,
is the master plan,
of doing pooey turds,
doing it from my bum,
we shitein' from my ass,
i know we can't go wrong

this right here? this is the thread

Lupe Fiasco or something like that

>>211852349
Rebel against it.

Messy morning

>>211852330 (OP)
WE'RE POOING FOR ENGLAND
ING ER LUND
WE SHIT FROM OUR BUMS
WE'RE POOING FOR ENGLAND
ING ER LUND
ARRIVEDERCI, IT'S FROM MY BUM

Take me back to the early 2000s internet. When 90% of it wasn't turd worlders.

>>211852355
Thanks.

they made legal highs a thing again, this time its supposed to be heroin (even though the chemical is weaker than morphine, so they put 3000mg or something per tablet (20 tablets))
its not like heroin not even slightly except for the opioid receptors it affects (it is an agonist of the delta receptor and I think mu)
its like the 7-HO kratom thing
its an antidepressant
you have to take massive doses of the antidepressant to get high, and then there is ris kof addiction

(replying to myself)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5B9C0Cztp04

This album cover. Fucking hilarious.

>>211852330 (OP)
WE'RE POOING FOR ENGLAND
ING ER LUND
WE SHIT FROM OUR BUMS
WE'RE POOING FOR ENGLAND
ING ER LUND
A REAL GOOD TURD, WE HAVE GONE AND DONE

>>211852355
wtf you can't just do that this is a blue board

hang on that's a minge

is that a 4chan femcel

>>211852381
*slaps the fuck out of you*
Quit talking about drugs you worhtless junkie scum.

4chan moid*
>>211852405
shut up yank

>>211852390
>>211851901

this poster is using a VPN/proxy to change his flag. he is not British either. nobody in his home general likes him. he is bullied there and here he gets ignored. but he is not a Korean

>>211852438
Fuck off mousenonce you evil ghoul.

>>211852438
/brit/ is full of avatarflags now, janny does nothing about it so just filter them and move on

>>211852449
I hope you get swatted in real life and your mom dies

>>211852438
meds

>>211852449
>>211852454
today, keep a mental count of how many people actually reply to you; filter your own samefaggotry and whatever else. yanks gotten no more than 3 replies today in > 8 hours

>>211852483
oh my god actual meds... right now

>>211852497

should i sup a coff or go to bed

>>211852521
go to bed

>>211852180

>>211852202

>>211851892
>>211851892
>>211851892

was posted first this thread will be deleted

I've run into a spot of bother

https://temp.pm/?sG1zbk92rgmD82tWyTdBBwoJ9-3-2XUgRMMgI2MjV40el2gz0606Y-N

>>211852570
not clicking on that before I know what that is

>>211852569
pray tell lad, what ails you?

>>211852570
how does it even fit when she's that tight?

>>211852566
looks like the people chose a thread and you went crying to the mods like a commie bitch not getting HIS own way (the people did). you suck the fart out of my ass so deep right now. lick my balls

>>211852570
why have you sent me a link to a private message containing nothing other than a photograph of your trainers?

I've got a cold
You can't seriously expect a cold man to toil?

might spent a month on a beach in brazil or something this winter
but might not idk

>>211852583
might get a serious bollocking for leaving toil early yesterday

time for shell go

These Pakistani grooming gangs
Has anyone tried translating the Netflix documentary, Adolescence, into Urdu, and making these lads watch it?

>>211852631
just don't go in today then

went into centrelink earlier to sort out some tax stuff for my job and it was like 90% jeets in there coming to claim their bennies, jabbering to each other in their brown language
makes me long for the days when it was just white bogans with rats tails and snapbacks hanging around the cenno

>>211852405
>>211852584

at least say you are a different poster than the ones from 5 hours ago and you havent been getting 0 replies for that long

>>211852653
Chess?

c:

England under a labour government with their murder babies and adults with disabilities so we can save RNHS bills

>>211852355
Lick her. I will shove my dick in this opening.

>>211852683
For another shit. Polen beef.

>>211852652
I just woke up an hour ago you schizo freak.

>>211852718
Prophecy.

alright
now off you fuck

>>211852723
Rebel?

>>211852718
Why you waking up so late

>>211852723
me...?

if you all gave me like $2 in crypto I would buy a 4chan pass with it and report spambot posts for a year for free in /brit/. none of his replies make sense to the original post because it is a spambot

>>211852742
Reacher.

>reddit refers to Fresh and Fit as an "incel podcast"
>the podcast features two ethnic immigrants, one from Somalia and one from Barbados
>the podcast is about making money, fitness and having sex, but most of it just revolves around degrading women
>the men are clearly financially well off
>exactly one of them is in good shape
>you can't confirm or deny somebody's sex life, but one of them claims to have a lay count over 1,000
>the women continually say the dumbest things imaginable over and over and over again, almost down to the word. When they ask "What do you bring to the table", they say "I am the table"
>the women are about 20 years old on average

I'm just stating facts

>>211852736
I work 3rd shift but am off tonight.

right i'm too hot i want to know what YOU are going to do about it

>>211852765
Sorry.

>>211852742
you could just report it anyways though, don’t see why’d we give you crypto for it

>>211852774
fan you with my pillow and maybe feed you grapes

need... coffee...

>>211852782
Haha. Rebel? :(

now im NOT going to do it unless you give me 2 dollars

Is Iran fucked or can they resist?

>>211852774
strip you naked and hose you down

>>211852793
don't know do I
do I look like I know? why are you asking me? do you think I know every variable and factor in this war? are you a fucking mong? why are you asking me?

>>211852791
i have a pass and used to report it all the time nobody cares

>>211852774
hug you to give you heatstroke

'ri

>>211852793
Are you actually this much of a mong that you think Iran could actually put up a fight against Israel?

there are voluntary fire fighting jobs, its a real thing

if someone asks if you're going to rapecon this year always say no
it's a gchq trick

>>211852786
>it's an anon overslept again and missed the reproduction season
oups, another year as a virgin :D

It's that time of year again where Brits complain about how miserably hot they are and when you suggest buying an AC they reply with "nobody uses that here."

>>211852865
yeah fork out 2 grand on something that's only useful for at most 10 days a year

Dejeetification.

sucking a niccy pouch

>>211852876
You can get one for $150 where I live.

>>211852865
It legitimately is only hot enough to justify one for about a few weeks and then it would sit there doing nothing, I have a standing fan that is turned on for about 4-6 weeks a year and then is off the rest of the year

>>211852902
in the country where it's a large industry? and every home has one? 150 dollarydoos huh? wow mate! wow!

How come they recommend drinking so much water? I just piss it all out anyway so my body clearly isn't using it. Feels like a scam.

Sir Nick Fuentes

>>211852917
...seriously EVERYTHING...??

>>211852917
bought and paid for by big water

print out the UK and US army and marines handbooks for first aid and become a voluntary and anonymous postman to spread awareness, in case the terrorists (Russia) attacks

>>211852927
Queef? Church bells.

>>211852865
have to admit you yanks were right about AC I was a complainer until I got a portable unit for less than £200 and now I am lovely and cool while povvo mongs continue to moan

>>211852933
what about second aid

me bollocks just melted onto the carpet fucks sake

>>211852949
if they start handing out guns you will have something to practise with at the range (concrete garage)

>>211852917
You've got the whole world figured out don't you, IMG_4292.jpg poster

>>211852964
We learned our lesson in Dunblane we aren't giving anyone guns again

>>211852975
they have to give us guns, the Russians are coming

they should give guns to kids
they haven't been brainwashed yet so they'll just shoot at criminals without thought

how exactly does one wank with a sock?
asking for a friend

download instructions on how to make guns,

We must secure the existence of our people

>>211852996
put sock over willy then wank with it

>>211852996
you put your socks on your feet and then wank with your hands like normal
not rocket science

>>211852984
the pakis are here and they didn't give you guns

>>211852991
>>211852996
>>211853004
>>211853007
the new /brit/ spambot is coming along nicely I see look at these braindead terrible posts to rival the egyptian spambot

ok, france

>>211853022
done me tbf

you can't post the gun spam

>>211852762
>I am the table
wtf

>>211853039
but he has a valid point of wanting to stop the terrorists

I've only gone and 100% Soul Reaver 1 Remastered at 6 in the morning
Reckon that's deserving of a cup of tea

>>211852996
i put the sock over my hand with my penis poking out towards the closed and of the sock. because my fist makes a ball it never slips off

apparently bombs (nukes) air waves, outside of the initial short distance from the bomb (nuke), uh huh, (uh huh), uh huh, (uh huh), the air can get into cuts and into your blood as air bubbles, apparently

>>211853053
did your gf clap when you did it?

toilberg wants us in full suits even on hot days like this :(

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>>211853066
She did say she played it when she was younger as well but got lost very quickly which is fair I also was quite lost as a young lad playing it

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>>211853065
is it really you? where did you go for a few months?
missed you

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>>211853088
She can't hear a single thing I say
All that I can hear is "Ha, ha ha!"
All that I reply with is a "Meow"
And it makes her laugh just that much more
Lady are you list'-ning? I'm not done
I was right to dial 911
If the world is ending let me know
Don't think I can't take it

>>211853068
aw he's so mean giving you all that money isn't he x

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/brit/ game idea: first one to make a post that gets him v& wins

>>211853053
>Reckon that's deserving of a cup of tea

Least guilty anglo

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GCHQ 4chan is radicalizing me 06/18/25 07:12:35 and im sure others feel the same

>wearing a suit to the office
You lads step into a time machine to the 1960's before you head to work? Who the fuck still wears a suit and tie to work anymore

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

>>211853125
congratulations
you are winner!

maybe dont spy on peoples internet or computers next time to predict their posts

>>211853132
if you work in an accountancy practice or solicitors you would, maybe a high end car dealership, places like that

>>211853149
Bow.

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

...unless that is the normal reaction to his posts
in which case the one getting deported should be the BE flag by IP

rorke hiring a tuxedo for his mcdonalds interview

>>211853153
Call me crazy but I don't think /brit/ has many solicitors posting here

>>211853149
and why haven't you filtered stubs?

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

Why did everyone start calling wanking, "gooning"

game idea: post what you are going to do just in case you get assassinated by this shitty government

>>211853165
You are crazy

>>211853162
kek I remember I got turned down for a job at Mcdonalds probably the most I've felt like a pathetic waster in my life

>>211853175
it's been a word for over a decade it's just the slave cattle finally learnt it

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

game: ill start
FIFO where are my taxes going? I dont care so long as I dont die. if I disappear, you can win the game by doing it. shrimple as that

>>211853175
not the same thing

>>211853180
Will be seeking out a solicitor on /brit/ to sue you for defamation of my character

king of the castle king of the castle
trans birthday party for the 80 year old man

>>211853068
what are you like a car salesman

really wish I could style my hair in a certain way now that it's almost shoulder length but my hair type is too thick and curly :(
wish I had wavy thin hair

>>211853220
machine salesmen

>>211853244
STD. PTSD.

burger king

PT in the gym with his client. PT is holding a pad and client is twisting and throwing a medicine ball at it. Poor client is probs paying upwards of £75 an hour for this dog shit

Feeling a bit sad about the fact we only have two weeks left before 4chan gets banned from the UK

>>211853257
Rebel? Daddy.

>>211853181
i suppose they have lots of applicants to be fair

>>211853265
some people here need a HDD check and I reckon a lot of you people would go to prison for terrorism. not me for terrorism but that is what some here are without a shred of irony

the BE flag is an enemy of the UK and I wish we would go to war with some EU countries that need it

It's actually much cooler outside
Arguable jacket weather

just became a danger to myself and others just now

injecting the gf with smegmalutide

>>211853309
did you become a racist?

>>211853309
because 4chan is currently being a negative influence on you. turn the computer off, walk away. just turn the computer off nigga

>>211853297
I never just go out in a t shirt
I feel naked like that

>>211853327
It's gonna be like 30 tomorrow
Can't go out in layers in that

radicalising catberg

>>211853345
strangle your cat until it almost dies over and over again and see if you like it after the first one

Few things more sad than cat aids
A just society would have a cure

>>211853344
I haven't been outside earlier than 8pm in about a month
summer just isn't for me

what a boring fucking day

>>211853345
buy a gerbil or whatever theyre called

>>211853345
meowdolf catler if you will

apparently non-con sex is becoming trendy

had a dream that i did a massive cum. wasn't a wet dream though.

Here he is

can't wait to share my thoughts with you all throughout the day

they put out an Indeed ad in long-form only, and a lot of people had the same thought (is what I believe happened) and they released a short-form advert with the thing. it is different to them doing it on a schedule, name one time a brand (not YouTube channel or person advert) put out both long-form and short-form advertisements at the same time. or, the opposite statement would be how often they retcon their ads

glad I never pretended to like vampire weekend

>>211853422

>>211853345
*starts posting FBI crime statistics*

>>211853416
give me a job
just-eat gaslit me with their ads after I scammed them (would of done it with having money anyway), I feel no remorse for it, ordered something from another takeout vendor and they changed their advertisement to a "were hiring" after long gaslighting me between scam and new orders

>>211853416
which is to say that I am of hire-able status and desirable to many

or give me $2 and convince 9 people to give me $2 for something, cant tell you what. actually I dont even want to anymore

>>211853454
>>211853478
what are your strengths and weaknesses?

>>211853434
Google "raccoon cheesegrater shock image meme"

>>211853521
https://voca.ro/1aL5BC3MI7l7
Death.

>>211853521
um :|

>>211853511
whats your job

yeah its an image to get people to react like that with
im not having two conversations at once, or none if neither of you want to talk
I didnt mean to halt the thread any longer than what the mini-freakout was and even that is worth it

>>211853414
CAW
CAW

>>211853538
I have a (small) online health supplements company and I'd love to hire students to do research and development but they'd cost me a fortune

>>211853511
well my strength is about 3pl8 and my weakness is that i’m a perfectionist haha xx

The watch

>>211853414
Handsome birb

>>211853571
I would honestly (probably) do this if there was pay and I was informed on the supplements, but my body/organs arent normal
sorry

>>211853572

>>211853571
Selling snake oil is it

>>211853575
people have lost their minds

>>211853587
Alri three leg four stomach lad

The number of utterly black bantus roaming Britain is insane.

We think America has it bad but all their blaqs have at least 20% white ancestry.

Why is it that Britain gets the absolute worst migrants possible?

America gets secular Iranians, Britain gets ugly bearded Pakis.

America gets at least somewhat competent high caste pajeets, while Britain gets the ugliest, darkest aboriginal low caste Indians possible.

are you seriously trying to make the most common argument in the world

>but my body/organs arent normal

>>211853597
Harry Potter obviously is fascist
It's a very hierarchical society with creatures and non magical people subjugated and ridiculed not just by wizards but by wizarding governing bodies
Even the hogwarts houses seek to define 11 year olds traits and future opportunities based on the whims of a magic hat (god knows who imbued this hat with its magic)

Joanne seeks to push forward her ideas of meritocracy but partially due to her bad writing and partially due to her crap politics she definitely skews fascist in reality

what do you all say for the interview questions then
in >>211853511

>>211853664
This from reddit or summat?

>using Tinder
soulless
and also scary

>>211853678
Submit.

>>211853622
none of this is true
there is no place in the UK as violent and decrepit as a nigger ghetto here>>211853622

I was promised that there would be ww3 when I woke up

>rape and murder children
>get granted asylum in the uk

https://youtu.be/xcs-YiUfA_g?si=yujf-R7nigVOsv2U

>>211853702
nothing everyburgerson happensfeller

>>211853706
you sound like an extremist lad
reel it in a bit

>>211853718
Init

>>211853702
2 more weeks

>>211853706
This post obviously is fascist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzwANOqFPwk

I need a powerful opp to feud with
my life lacks purpose in it's current state

200x law runes
2x onyx

ah ha (ah ha)

method to get free iPhone:
email Apple, telling them that you sleep with your iPhone charging and it blew up but no one (or your house/pets, mix it up) got hurt, to say there is no other damage
attach fake receipt
get free iPhone
if you need any codes just go check eBay pictures lmao

for me to go get a receipt template for you, or just to tip, is $40 or whatever if you refer someone

>>211853825
are you a spiritual person?

actually I dont even want $40. if someone gives me $40 I dont even want it. I want a new Macbook expensive model

Have to go to the garage today dreading it

I need Emma Watson's disgusting farts up my nostrils.

I want a new Macbook in a SSM or Richard Stallmanberg kind of way

>>211853862
Sound.

why does SSM get a Macbook and I dont? and a PS5. I could go on. can I really get a new expensive new model Macbook every 10 months?

>>211853878
he has a rich family that hate him but he gets money from them or a fund or something I think

>>211853755
>>211853825
>>211853845
toby

>>211853888
gay

need to buy a 4chan ad

dangling my nutsack low

>>211853914
remember when the trannyspammers came together to make a /brit/ ad promoting it as a tranny-friendly lgbt general

>>211853927
no lol

so all of these darknet market operators are getting shut down because they keep putting their servers in germany/netherlands without realizing it

people selling servers hosted in places like belize claiming they're bullet proof and charging 10x for them, but in reality the upstream provider is in germany and the only peer is the same company in germany. i find it funny that some of these people are ready to take on the risk of running a tor market without knowing their sever hosts are spoofing the geolocations and basically feeding them to the glowies

being a cyber glowie is easy mode in 2025

>>211853935
Viper.

just learnt if you want to better than someone at something you’re a fascist

>>211853935
found it

>>211853939
are there videos of people breaking into CIA HQ like in GTA 5 RP in real life? like recovered livestreams where they do stuff like that where they get their camera taken and everything deleted before it goes to the clearnet

>>211853939
nmap -sn --traceroute --exclude-ports 113
simple as

>>211853972
Fake

>>211853972
I wonder what the absolute minimum spend could be. the prices and stats on the advertisement pages is good though and I have seen it before

sick to death of companies putting whole berries in their yoghurt fuck off make it smooth

>>211853990
idk how long it was up for but i remember we got a couple drifters from it

>>211853998
it says bid 5 cents not sure how it works

https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/brit%20ad/country/au/filter/text/

all I'm doing is posting about poo and willies but apparently that's not allowed according to ofcom

>feds posting on /brit/
can you fuck off its not even 9am

>>211854020
thats probably 1,000 impressions a day I think
good for you buying an ad for int /brit/. I was thinking the same time as well

>>211838509
does this wog post here

>>211854044
it was an australian trannyspammer not me
please don't make more ads lads

>>211854051
dont know its an anonymous website you spas

fucked it

>>211854058
there are third-party ad servers too, and maybe those offer timeslots to advertise on. this thread is just me spamming

>>211854058
TA.

if you lose all of your money to fees, and the amount you lose goes up as your money goes down (because of an arranged overdraft), and there is an unarranged overdraft that it goes to and charges more in, then how to preserve my money?
>just lower the overdraft by an amount every month
this actually doesnt help your credit score

harry potter is like a midwit magnet

>>211854091
shut up nigga

>>211854078
it's our cosy little cesspit
we DONT share!

losing all of the savings account APR I mean

most of the 4chan ads i see is that one retard promoting his music on soundcloud, how much money is he spending? i highly doubt anyone is even clicking his ads it must be costing him a fortune

>>211854105
Rebel. Naked and afraid. Cartoon?

New James Bond film but he's transferred to Ofcom and has to infiltrate /brit/

Feeling Fashpilled and Frasierpilled this morning.

Left-wing people seem to have an easy time with legalising death for vulnerable people, like the elderly, depressed, or unborn babies. But when you suggest legalising death penalties for criminals that's just a step too far

arranged overdraft should help your credit score

>>211854130
No it wouldn't be quiet

Every English/UK Monarch Ranked From Æthelstan to Charles III

>>211854139
its taking on debt and paying it off

according to my bank i have an excellent credit score

that is why, when i remortgaged, they offered me a deal better than anywhere else

>>211854150
Bloody love banks

>>211854120
imagine the intense briefing scene

>"these are remorseless incels that have spent a life time here, be very weary at first, you need to pick up the culture and blend in 007, britain needs you"

>*enters and it's just: *
>poo
>rorke doing a poo
>poo wank
>screaming
>bradley_walsh.png

I have maybe a range in £ of 0 to -200 I dont know yet because ive no phone

>>211854145
number one is obviously are liz

>>211854169
what happened to your phone

>>211854128
old people who require extensive levels of care and money simply to exist without any joy should be free to top themselves legally. i would do that if i were that infirm and it was impacting my loved ones lives too much

the mentally ill serve no purpose. just get rid of them quite frankly. really embarrassing wastes of skin lets be honest.

abortion should be legal but only up to a certain number of weeks.

many criminals should just be shot in the head and forgotten about.

>>211854180
lost it

): >>211854203 :(

toby

>>211854218
cancer

>>211854208
:(

Is my brekkie scran grim or peng?

off to go fill up my bottle with this gay faggot water instead of having energy drinks again

>>211854257
grim

>>211854257
A S G
S
G

baby food is "loaded with sugar" and costs like $1. way cheaper than glucosade

>>211854145
Greatest:
Henry VII, Edward I
Worst:
Charles I, John

>>211854261
do you like redbull
love redbull me

might start listening to classical music

feed them baby food instead of glucosade its cheaper and better. its got nutrients in it and comes in a handy easy-to-eat-from pack

>>211854299
yeah but its too expensive just compared to other energy drinks. its definitely different to them

I know the nutrients have to be controlled very close but come on it costs $10 for a pack of 7! hold on

>>211854330
it's the only one I like, that pure energy drink flavour
can't be having any of that "triple tropical madness" shite

greedy babies taking all of the supply of food. and its loaded with sugar and comes in an easy-to-eat-from pack

>>211854304
Put on Classic FM for entry level classical and Radio 3 for something a bit more different. Usually a good way to find new artists after you become familiar with the "best of" Mozart, Beethoven, Bach, Vivaldi etc lists

I'll just have a rusk thanks

Poo and chocolate look too much alike. Suppose I see a bit of chocolate outside on the ground and eat it and it turns out to be poo?

>>211854358
the nitrous monster energy drink sucks the calcium out of the teeth or something, I can feel it and its not normal
you definitely just have to try the different flavours and see which one you like. there are some which I dont like (mostly the new ones). like the taste of something clouds fizy rain or something gay, or "Brazil Rio"

>>211854401
those taste good

>>211854400
do you like scriabin?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No_IiWTk8H4

OK 16 more minutes until I leave (wind down actually)

good evening lads

toby must be on new meds

>>211854466
I'm going to bed soon, glad you're back ^-^
(you were missed here more than you know)

Rolex investments 20 years ago to now have not turned out to be a good investment

going to buy a fish tank when i move in to my new house :)

unless it had a limited edition SUPREME watch strip else I dont care

off to get my free waitrose coffee

off to get my free arse rape

random ebay seller still remembers the bios password for the laptop he sold me a year ago what an absolute G, saved me a lot of effort

>>211854515
stolen credit card

It is my Great Honor to announce that I will be putting up two beautiful Flag Poles on both sides of the White House, North and South Lawns. It is a GIFT from me of something which was always missing from this magnificent place. The digging and placement of the poles will begin at 7:30 A.M. EST, tomorrow morning. Flags will be raised at approximately 11 A.M. EST. These are the most magnificent poles made – They are tall, tapered, rust proof, rope inside the pole, and of the highest quality. Hopefully, they will proudly stand at both sides of the White House for many years to come!

>>211854504
*pulls down my trousers and unleashes an unholy torrent of diarrhea into it, killing all your fish*

>>211854524
you sure he's not in CIA? did you double check?

wfhtoil today lads
off for a run before it gets too hot and then will likely go out for a pint in the sun at lunchtime
and then just attend my afternoon meetings over teams with my camera off
simple as

true

running is not fun at all just go for a walk

>'The abuse never stops' - Lionesses to avoid social media
ofcom should go after them instead of us. I'm not abusing anyone.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cpd1l6p8vw9o
Grim

>>211854591
the suffering is kind of fun and meditative

>>211854591
>life is about fun!! life is a biiiiig fun fair and its salty and sweet and every moment should be pleasant and comfortable!!!
Grow up

a wank before toil keeps a man on the boil

dont cry kitten x

>>211854596
mad that no one has thought to just stop them

>>211854615
okay bit whats the point forcing yourself to be in pain and suffer needlessly and looking like a bellend in doing so

a wank before dinner turns a man into a winner

>>211854632
what does that mean

>>211854638
against are human rights that mate don't want to go back to the dark days of 1997 do we

toil before wank: you're not going to the bank
wank before toil: you're impossible to soil

>>211854661
slut cats

a wank before rise makes a man calm and wise

i hate that form of anxiety where it feels like everyone is always angry at you

>>211854702
learned helplessness

>>211854644
>whats the point forcing yourself to be in pain and suffer
Well, let's take you for example
You're clearly a manchild who needs to learn to enjoy suffering, so it would do you some good

>>211854768
>>211854768
>>211854768

>>211854702
is that a form of anxiety? i thought it was just normal life