Now I understand why God deemed them the cursed nation.

Me: Enjoys the sun for 10 minutes before my skin turns red and starts falling off
Southrons: Kicks a ball around on the beach for 8 hours all summer long no problem

It's not fair.
I'm cooped up inside for 8 months because of shit weather and when the weather finally gets warm enough to be outside, I can't without the sun unironically killing me.
Next southron that tells me he suffers gets punched in the throat.