OP seriously needs to smoke some cannabis. Toke that cheeba. Puff the herb. Inhale marijuana vapors.
Call it what you want, but getting BAKED is gonna make food taste awesome. We need to dox OP, go to his place late at night in a black van, break in and gas him, tie him up loosely and gently wake him up. Then we strap a bong stem to his face and light him up.

He'll enter a new world of vibrant colors and happy music. Then it's time for some juicy steak, some crispy bacon, some melted cheese. He will wolf it down like a new man. In fact, he'll finally BECOME a man. Let's do this, huh? We owe it to this guy. He's about to kill hisself or starve to death. He's really lost his way. It's too bad that only force and drugs can save him, but that's what I've come up with.