I saw many rare and attractive phenotypes at the gym today and I would like to discuss.
Exhibit A: The Professor
I would never creepshot at the gym but I want you to imagine a tall, nerdy high school math teacher who's passionate about his work and gets bullied by his students. I want you to imagine that man fist-fighting fate and becoming a gigachad with bristling pecs and throbbing biceps in spite of his adorable face and thick glasses. Imagine this bisexual whore but he's never kissed a woman.