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"But I can't test that theory."
"Because you're here now. With me. So all my prayers are fulfilled."
>The silence is pregnant for a full minute.
>If you didn't know better you'd swear you could hear her titan heart beating in her chest
"That is the worst, corniest, fakest Class Reunification Day story I have ever heard."
>A male voice.
>Thank god.
>If a woman said that, some of your friends might throw hands.
>Instead the crowd around the table just kinda laughs and disperses.
>You relax every clenched muscle in your body, one at a time.
>The flop sweat you didn't even know was running down your neck, chest, and arms slowly stops flowing.
>You must smell vile now.
>Especially to any woman.
>They seem hypersensitive to all the different kinds of sweat a man can make. Something about the glands. They can always tell if you've been exercising, overheating, or stress sweating.
>You get out of your chair and extend a hand to your gf.
"Come on. Let's pick up and le--"
>You're swept up into the embrace of a higher power
>For a while, you just breathe together while she holds on.
>Her overpoweringly familiar sour-sweet sweat vanquishes your own vile musk, your presence outmatched even there.
>At first her heart is thuddering hard enough that you can feel her pulse in your own ribs
>It is calm again when she sets you down.
>...thank you, truck-kun.