>wife teases me about how I'll totally watch porn on the family entertainment center while she's visiting in laws with the kids
>"Yep, big tits, big cocks, all that stuff haha"
So as a totally hypothetical thing women, would you prefer to come home to your husband watching porn, or in a track suit with a stupid cap gun in his waistband that he pulls and fires at critical moments of a mid 2000s HBO show.