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Previously on ATOGA:
>>33253334
Anons, why is interracial dating hotter?
>>33256199it isn't. that's just your mind on judaism
Why do zoomers wear so much blush?
I didn't like the answers I got
I've never been able to find out what women actually like sexually, anytime I ask its always stuff secondary to sex like kissing their necks or breathing gently on them, I want to know which way to they like dick to slam into them and where do they want the jizz
for example I like fucking womens butts face down ass up and then turning them around having them clean me off with their mouth and then giving them a facial
Now females tell me what SEX stuff you like
>>33256203Sorry about your tiny penis :( Have you considered suicide?
Girls: What is your sex drive like? I've started seeing someone and she wants to fuck 2-5 times per day and I feel exhausted. Is this normal?
>>33256213i don't wanna hear it, mcbain
>>33256190 (OP)What the fuck is your problem?
In this thread you state the rules as
>>33250545>DON'T, unless the old one has hit the image limit or reached page 10.But in this thread, because you felt like it, you make it page 8?
You’re a cancer to /atoga/
>>33256199M, White, American, mostly it's this perverse idea that no matter how badly I treat this woman it's still better than she'll ever get with a man of her own race, like if I sit and stew about horrible things to make her do for me she'll think it's a sign of affection.
I must admit I lost the game and I'm an Indian woman's paypig American husband with multiple mutt kids and a political career funded mostly by the sweat and blood of the Dalits my father in law commands. No I'm not Vance.
>>33256199Because jewish "men" are not doing it for me, although they tell me I should date one at my synagogue
Black men are just much more hotter and masculine than jewish so called "men"
Why do women watch so many TV shows with mundane gossip? That's just what they do in real life.
>>33256226thank you for you service
>>33256219It's the 1st(?) Faqfag, the one with stock images
>>33256199M
It’s hot to conquer another peoples woman and take their womb’s for your seed.
However, raising the kid you spawn with them is gross.
Women, why do you like dicks? I mean, just aesthetically.
>>33256199to me it's whatever, why are people so obsessed with race anyway?
>>33256214With a man who is good at sex? Yeah, about that. Congratulations.
>>33256230why do men watch so much sports?
>>33256238nta but I don't watch sports, I don't get the appeal for that
>>33256237So it's based on how the sex with the guy and not just some urge?
Hello fellow men and women. Would someone’s past trauma ever be a red flag or a turn off?
>>33256238nta are you honestly comparing sports to gossip?
>>33256243For me, yes. If I am dating someone and the sex is bad or I'm not attracted to him, my sex drive basically dies.
>>33256199Because why would I go for a boring white girl when I could have a sexy Latina or black girl?
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>wife teases me about how I'll totally watch porn on the family entertainment center while she's visiting in laws with the kids
>"Yep, big tits, big cocks, all that stuff haha"
So as a totally hypothetical thing women, would you prefer to come home to your husband watching porn, or in a track suit with a stupid cap gun in his waistband that he pulls and fires at critical moments of a mid 2000s HBO show.
>>33256245Depends entirely on how it affects them and their being towards other people.
>>33256245F, I feel like a lack of trauma is a huge red flag for me. I need a man with some demons.
>>33256247that wasn't the point, but now that you made the comparison yourself, yes, i am. they are very much alike. what of it?
>>33256248And if it's good, it increases? I mean, 2-5 times per day would actually become normal or desirable for you?
>>33256253Okay I’ll bite. M. I was sexually molested by my older female cousin and exposed to porn at an early age. I’ve been extremely hyper sexual as a result and have had trouble with my relationship with porn.
>>33256247sports are actually worse. active interest in social world around you vs watching grown ass men play children's games. what makes football any different than duck duck goose? be serious
how are you celebrating the summer solstice?
>>33256260Because you can watch niggers on tv and worship them as is the american way.
>>33256256that is how much i have sex with my boyfriend currently, yes
>>33256245Before my ex, I would have said no. Now I know better lol. It's entirely dependent on how it affects them and how they let that affect how they act.
>>33256252I'd much rather come home to him in the track suit situation.
>>33256261Are you a swedish girl?
>>33256235hormone brain like touching hard thing
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>>33256259Shit, we're not so different, very close to what happened to me. In that case, I've managed to be a normie for the most part but my porn addiction got pretty bad and did cause damage to relationships (since I would tend to prefer jerking off over sex). I've recently completely kicked porn but I'm only about 2 or 3 weeks in, so it's being a struggle, and I'm trying to have sex more in my current relationship.
I think it's going to take a long time to recover but I'm trying my best, so maybe we can both make it anon.
>>33256255Sports are FAR more important than gossip because they promote physical health, teamwork, discipline and personal growth. Unlike gossip, which just spreads negativity. Sports inspires people to strive for excellence, overcome challenges and support one another. Sports build character and contribute to society whereas gossip tears everything down. I'm not even a sports guy and can see it's far more important than gossip.
>>33256274I didn't need to read this right after filling my cart with more craft supplies.
>>33256212Being on top is kind of split in terms of hating it or loving it but a lot of women that enjoy it, REALLY enjoy it because it means you get to set the pace and it is also a lot easier to angle him just right so he hits the most sensitive spots inside.
General preference for being face to face or preferring other positions are also a thing. Some people struggle with feeling as connected/intimate when they can't see their partner's face; for others it is distracting and it is easier to lose themselves in the pleasure without it.
Of course there is also the matter of which position feels best physically. This really does just differ from woman to woman and also depends on how the guy's penis curves. But generally the g-spot is very sensitive and it is on the roof of the vagina, 1-2 inches in. If she is properly wet and aroused you should feel a slight bulge there, it is also possible for the skin to feel less smooth in this patch, be more textured. This is part of the clitoris (which swells like a boner inside with arousal) that presses deeply into the vaginal wall and both rubbing/massaging this spot with your fingers or hitting it with your dick feels really good. You need kind of shallow penetration though as it's not far in, in my experience best is her on top, you thrusting from below, then you place a hand on her lower stomach and push her back so you only give her like two inches of dick at most. That way if your penis curves upwards, you are basically doing the come hither motion with your dick.
In general because women's arousal from penetration hinges on their inner clit being rubbed through the walls of her vagina, you really want her to not just be "ready" for penetration, but have the equivalent to a raging throbbing boner.
>>33256264Interesting. I took it as her having a high libido and never even considered it meant the sex was that good. In saying that though, she always says how great it is and is playing with my dick again only a few minutes after we just finished to try and get me going again. Painful and yet enjoyable.
>>33256235They're kinda fun, like a stress toy. And the soft to hard thing is FASCINATING.
>>33256276gossip is social networking, community building and protection. of course you would prefer smacking male ass in the shower room, anon, lmao.
>>33256199F. Because the contrast of a white guy's skin against my skin just looks right.
>>33256276KEK
>promote physical health, teamwork, discipline and personal growthhave you ever seen a sports fan??? next you're going to tell me that gangster rap promotes a sense of civic responsibility. you absolute dummkopf.
>>33256235They're pretty aesthetically pleasing honestly. I even got excited just looking at them on statues for a while.
>>33256284Your nipples do that too! You will now think of them as mini dicks. Sorry.
>>33256288>gossip is... community buildingTHE FUCK?
>>33256254M
honestly I agree with this
>>33256232So does that mean we’re going to end up in another thread war with 2 faqs?
>>33256212>>33256281When she has a "wow"-feeling when you first put it in, that'll also make her be much more deeply immersed so it's a gift that keeps on giving if you make sure she is really desperate for it by the time you even consider putting it in.
Prone bone is also a common favorite for women to mention at least online, and missionary is the staple for a reason: easy kissing, eye contact, touching her clit during if you want, playing with each other's body or just having lots of skin to skin contact.
As for cumshots, unless a woman specifically has a kink for cum it is quite likely she most likes being creampied, both for the turn on and because it is just easy and clean. I think least favorite for most (unless you are only looking at submissive women) are facials because semen stings in your nose and eyes and is a pain to clean out of your hair, plus at least for me the whole set up of sitting there watching a guy trying to concentrate and aim well is kind of goofy and just not as hot.
>>33256199You look like a 40 year old moid that smokes meth and cheats on his girlfriend of five years with a blonde whore from work but go off
does anyone actually think white women care if white men date other races?
>>33256284>They're kinda fun, like a stress toy.That's how I feel about boobs.
>>33256299There are multiple dark-skinned women who frequent this thread.
>>33256305no sane person actually gives a shit about this regardless of gender
>>33256290>gangster rap promotes a sense of civic responsibilityOk. By shedding light on systemic issues such as police brutality, poverty, racial discrimination and mass incarceration, gangster rap forces people to confront the realities faced by marginalized communities. Artists use their platform to give voice to the voiceless, sparking conversations that can lead to activism, policy change and greater social awareness.
>>33256235Some are just pretty looking but most aren't to me. That's fine though, they are super fun to play with, I agree completely with the femanon saying it's fascinating how much they change. But they also just feel really nice, the velvety skin and how bouncy they feel. It is amazing to feel them twitch or grow hard in response to you. Honestly all around it feels a lot better than (just) being aesthetic, so many things are, who cares. I care that it makes me feel something over how it looks.
>>33256305They do, they're just less open about it than guys are. Same with how they're all LGBT allies until they actually have to interact with the LGBT.
Do (You) denounce the Talmud?
>>33256305Yes, in fact I do. They might not care about any particular person, but I do think they care about the idea. I think people in general respond badly to their pool of potential mates being restricted. Obviously this is mediated by personality traits, self-perceived mate value, singlehood status, etc.
>>33256308Only two specifically like white guys
>>33256292GODDAMMIT, ANON.
>>33256314We don't, lmao. Weren't you all just crying in the last thread about it?
Hey moids over 35? Why do you smoke meth? Tons of it? At least one pipe a day? And why do you cheat after publicly promising to propose? Why are you so fucking retarded that you fall for the coercion of a blonde feminist slut who wears crop tops and has a storied history of wrecking other relationships just so she could brag about fucking the guy when no one was looking? WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING DUMB AND LIE RIGHT THROUGH YOUR FUCKING TEETH, MOIDS?
>>33256315FUCK NO! I'm not jewish I not only denounce the talmud but I curse israel I'm just saying I really don't give a shit about race, if she is cute I will breed her
>>33256305if i care im racist piece of shit
if i dont care im jewish racist piece of shit
>>33256320Well fuck you, then.
>>33256311and how's that working out?
>>33256306We're not so different, you and I. :)
>>33256305We do, who told you otherwise? A man who dates outside his race is low tier.
Isn't there a war on at propaganda HQ?
>>33256305>does anyone actually think white women care if white men date other races?They're probably glad that what white boys are making room for bbc
hey foids why do you promise to not ghost me and the do exactly that!? huh? was it all lies? did you even meant it when you said you loved me?
>>33256328What did I say?
>>33256324Umm I'm almost 35 but I don't smoke meth and I would never cheat
>>33256318NTA but I don't see what it matters specifically in terms of interracial dating, my dating pool is restricted by potential partners already dating others, regardless of what kind of person they are dating. Sure most men don't have an actual philosophy on why they would never consider dating me but that also doesn't mean they were ever open to me.
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33256261M
By getting into shape and being hot, so far so good
>>33256335screenshot one person who promised not to ghost you
>>33256336I'm just grumpy overall.
>>33256345What's up, something happen?
>>33256337That’s what you told me in the beginning
>>33256343I would but I don't want to read her old texts, I'm already emotionally unstable today reading them is going to make me feel worse
>>33256347I bought the wrong conditioner online and it sucks.
>>33256302sounds like someone can't get laid!
>>33256350How so? Bad smell, or the wrong kind for your hair? Either way, sucks. Hope you can get a different kind soon.
>>33256337Try not to take it too personal by the way. I’m in my “the worst case scenario happened and I’m so bitter and angry and need to scream at something and blame someone other than me” era
so does anyone have a livestream of that lifetime incel movie?
>>33256329Goal post moving. I accepted your original challenge. I win.
there is nothing trump will not do for the jews, it's remarkable
>>33256352The former. And I'm too frugal to toss this until it's all used up.
>>33256340Anon why do you want clingy gf
>>33256357no, the question was meant in order to call into question your retarded claim that gangster rap has had anything but a profoundly detrimental effect on black people. it was a refutation couched in a question. you're just a dummkopf.
Why is it hot when girls put their fingers in their mouths?
>>33256360Maybe you'll grow to like it. Although I sure didn't when I was using the wrong smelling kind once.
>>33256356That shitty French movie that guy posts the same "orphaned by your highschool crush" or whatever crap?
>>33256365It’s reminiscent of a blowjob, it’s not that complicated bro
>>33256261Spoken of it a little in previous threads, but there is a group of "witches," one of whom operates a summer camp for their half assed religion, across from my land. For reasons beyond my ken they have sent their people to try to get me to come over for years now despite the fact that I'm
>Christian (mostly, kinda, 70% is a passing grade)>MARRIED>have kidsAnyways they always do a big thing for all the astronomical dates, like hundreds of women over on their land doing bonfires and such tonight once the sun sets. I am kind of an asshole so I usually do a cookout with my friends and family to counter it, with a heavy folklore theme and a few !not rituals that my social circle won't recognize but which the women across the way would see as a middle finger.
>>33256367no this thing, people were posting it in the last thread https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPxlz-VctKo
>>33256275NTA but if you don't already I would make attempts to still masturbate using your imagination/memories. I think part of the reason you prefer porn is probably that you don't feel judged, watched, there is zero potential "threat" because if anything you don't want happens, you can always pause or choose another vid, you are always in control.
This is not a bad feeling at all, it is healthy for you to experience it. The issue is just if you use porn, you bring up associations in yourself, you see all sorts of extreme stimuli that arouse things in you and not all of those you like probably, it might bring up anxiety. Plus you were overly dependent on it and want to learn how to go without. But I do think having a good solo sex life can be an amazing stepping stone to feeling more comfortable with shared intimacy. The more intimate you can be with yourself, the more you can embrace your own sexuality privately, the more you can connect closely too, without shame in the way. It will not come easily to you if you are used to having yourself be stimulated, but getting your imagination running again can be a great thing. Especially because sexual imagination is even one step better than porn at protecting your own boundaries - you don't even have to do anything at all to "pause", you can at will. Your head is the place where you can explore your sexuality in all its facets and be totally safe the whole time.
I hope you understand what I mean and that it is useful to you in some way. Good luck anon, it's good that you already made this move to try to change.
>>33256339I don't think it matters specifically for interracial dating. You see men also respond badly to being dismissed as potential partners, e.g. in the height filter discourse. Why would they care when they only need to find one woman? Because they intuit that their pool of potential mates being restricted will make it harder for them.
I don't think women are different in that regard. Even if they have no particular interest in the guy doing it, being confronted with the possibility that some people would dismiss them on the basis of some trait they manifest is going to make them less secure in their mate value.
In fact, I do think men use this strategically. I don't think most of the passport bro narrative comes from people with serious ambitions to go abroad to find a wife. What they actually want to communicate is that the women at home should start behaving, being less choosy, etc. "or else...".
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Anons did you put enjoy Caturday: summer solstice edition?
>>33256324The meth thing should have been enough of a red flag. You should have dropped him for that alone and not cared about the rest after that.
If I die on my way to the corner store it was the jews.
>>33256377not any more or less than every other caturday
>>33256372A couple /atoga/s back someone said I am Neutral Good. Would you like me to add more or less chaos?
>>3325637599.9% of women do not think of or even have a concept of "mate value". That's entirely econ bro bullshit made up to get you to self sabotage
>>33256299>>33256308True, we don't know it's JH if she doesn't also want her white man to be married to another woman.
>>33256370>hot lesbian witches ask me to go have a orgy with them and I tell them noAre you gay?
Bring your wife as well, you can both have fun.
>>33256364Weird way to disagree imo.
Many artists turn their success into business ventures, community investments and philanthropic efforts that uplift their neighborhoods. Additionally, gangsta rap has also fostered pride, resilience and identity in a society that is often marginalized.
>>33256377No, I can't figure out what I want to do with the rest of my life.
>>33256380a little pattern-recognition would have saved you
>>33256385man? no, she likes little boys
>>33256372No, I'm not malicious in my bitchiness. I'm just a force of cunty nature.
Does this turn any of my bitches on ATOGA on
>>33256375Fair point and comparison. I guess for me the main difference is that you can worry that being short or average height is (next to) universally unappealing to women, whereas it would be pretty far removed from reality to seriously wonder if being white makes you inherently unattractive to many or even most.
But you are no doubt right that it is motivated in the same way. Actually your comment made me remember as a teenager who felt too tall and not dainty enough, it definitely made me feel some things to hear men gush over Asian women being so adorably petite. Over time it just kind of started seeming like a false flag because at least for me you start realizing you are not compatible enough for anything serious with most people, anyway, so the idea that any overall decrease of your theoretical dating pool matters seemed to matter less.
I fully agree with what you wrote about just using the mail foreign wife narrative as a way to hope women will worry and try to be more liike this described ideal, yeah.
>>33256386>Are you gay?You're the one who supports it.
These meds are giving me a really weird period. It's really thin blood and almost pink. Am I dying
>>33256372I like evil abusive women my ex used to emotionally manipulate me and it was hot
>>33256394>preparing food with those bare, hairy fucking moid handsI'm going to vom.
>>33256388What have you done so far?
>>33256400Are you sure it's a period? Is there anything that could have caused internal bleeding, or even a hemmrhoid?
>>33256386You go play stud for the wiccan retards asshole, see how it works out for you. Don't bother to consider why a group of women can't get a dick in landscape of 2025, no, just go fuck them all, do it,, DO IT YOU FUCKING IDIOT! IT'LL BE FUNNY!
>>33256400Antidepressants? That's normal. Hormonal changes.
>>33256387it's hard to overestimate the damage rap music has had on black people. black kids thinking these people are good influences, modeling their behavior on violent criminals. blacks have an insane crime problem as is. you honestly think it's helping them having their dysfunction portrayed to them as something to be admired and emulated?
>>33256383I don't think most people consciously think in terms of mate value and I agree that it can be a somewhat misleading term, but there is such a thing as an awareness of how likely one is to find a partner. People who are insecure in their mate value tend to be less choosy. David Buss writes that some men make use of this within relationships as a mate retention strategy. When they fear their partner is going to leave them they will become more critical, insulting, sometimes combined with physical abuse to lower their self-esteem, implanting narratives along the lines of "who but me will take someone as lowly as yourself?", to make them less confident in their ability to find someone better.
>>33256386nta but i'm straight as an arrow (i have relationships with women and sex with men)
>>33256362marriage and kids
How do I cope with being undateable and unlovable?
>>33256403Wasted my life.
>>33256395Everything is a psyop and Asian women are overrated. No offense to them.
>>33256417compensate for your unlovableness by becoming an expert in something
>>33256409Gangsta rap didn’t invent dysfunction in black communities, it emerged as a reflection of the conditions many black Americans were already facing. Artists have tackled topics like mental health, racism, spirituality, and community upliftment. The genre is not monolithic.
The rap that gets the most attention often leans toward violence and excess. Because that's what sells, not just to black audiences, but to global consumers. It's worth asking why mainstream labels and media choose to promote certain narratives over others.
I'm a white guy though, I feel I'm not really entitled to argue this.
>>33256305M
Yes I think they do, they really hate Asian women.
>>33256402I thought women liked body hair, its a sign of my virility
>>33256424That stuff started increasing post 1960s.
>>33256426I like body hair on a man, not on my food.
>>33256417Date and love me (and I'll do the same)
>>33256404From my pussy?? I hope it is, I have the usual cramps
>>33256408Antibiotics
>>33256424Why are you a communist?
anons i really love my bf
Why does my cum smell fishy
Feeling kind of cute. My shirt matches my socks today.
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>>33256373I understand, but it's still tough. I try to use imagination or memory and I usually can't get fully hard or all that excited for it, so I end up just not doing anything. I've no doubt years of porn use every 2 or 3 days has really fried me, so I'm guessing it'll take a good while before I get a proper reset (and it really has only been 2 or 3 weeks).
Women of Color aka Black Queens, would you date a white guy who isn’t boring aka a soulful white aka a seasoned white?
>>33256428Rap was arguably invented in 1973. Plenty of time for reactionary behavoir.
>>33256424>It's worth asking why mainstream labels and media choose to promote certain narratives other othersto help perpetuate black dysfunction, presumably.
>>33256437Nigga finally took a shower
>>33256440It wasn't gangster until the 80s.
>>33256436Post shirt and socks
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So for some back story:
>been seeing this girl for like a year
>never made it official but we both agreed we're basically dating
>had been intimate before but was on a few months dry spell
>few weeks ago we're both drinking excessively as usual
>turns out while I was blacked out I was groping her and might have had a hand down her pants
>she's extremely upset but still talks to me
>called me drunk at one point to yell at me for it, said she doesn't want to leave my life and still cares about me
>but also that it'd be a while before we see each other again
>her big thing is she's wondering how many times we've blacked out and that's happened and neither of us remember
>says she feels guilty talking to me because of that
>seems she just hit a big depressive spiral from a number of things and has barely been interacting with me for about a week
>friend who knows about it, by virtue of being there, says she still feels like she shouldn't be talking to me whenever she thinks about what happened
Is this something that will eventually pass?
I don't care about the relationship part but she really was a good friend to me. I think I'm gonna give her some space for now at the very least. She sent me a message last night about not being well but didn't want to talk about it and didn't respond when I said I'm open to talk in the future.
>>33256432Are you the h pylori girl
>>33256429But the hair is rooted in my skin, it wont fall off so easy. The best cooks all come from hairy races like the french or italians
>>33256238We like to see dominant Black men
>>33256438I hear you, but I think continuing to keep trying is how you relearn it and get things in motion again. I don't know how old you are and if you grew up at a time where you could readily find graphic stuff, but being frustrated with your lacking imagination is part of getting the hang of learning to enjoy your imagination. Basically I think you attempting it is already a step in the right direction and it is simply not realistic either to expect yourself to "just work again" or to expect yourself to be reset by leaving the solo sex topic alone. You change a habit with new habits. Just my gut feeling and own limited experience.
Black women would you date a man who greets his black friends with "what's good my nigga" and daps them up
eating a can of beets rn
male anons do you like beets?
>>33256443Thank you.
>>33256441Was kind of rhetorical but I'm glad you mention that. Let's dig deeper. Why do predominately white people want to perpetuate black dysfunction?
>>33256454not unless he wanted me to
>>33256438Nta but I think I'm in a similar sitch, jacking off several times a day and I can barely keep my dick hard. We gotta slow our fuckin roll man.
>>33256437I was expecting a schizo rant
>>33256458whites are just consumers, they aren't running the record companies
>>33256457I love beets. My mom used to grate them into thin strips/pieces and add a bit of mayonnaise makes a nice salad.
>>33256457Yeah, beats you ha ha.
>>33256466It's DA JEWS, right...?
>>33256451I'll do my best with it, I think I just need to get past the porn reliance part first so the imagination part can make its way in. I grew up just in time for the internet to be in every household when I was really young, so finding graphic stuff was really easy. I'm having moderate success with sex but I still end up getting soft after a few minutes or having a bit of a struggle getting hard for it, and it's really annoying and embarrassing.
>>33256395>Fair point and comparison. I guess for me the main difference is that you can worry that being short or average height is (next to) universally unappealing to women, whereas it would be pretty far removed from reality to seriously wonder if being white makes you inherently unattractive to many or even most.While this is true, and there is good evidence that on the basis of being 'white' it shouldn't be too hard to find a partner - the same is arguably true for white men as well, yet you have all these insecure white boys here who are extremely anxious about their ability to find a partner. At the end of the day - both white men and women intuitively know this - there are more traits involved than just skin colour. And people who are already insecure in their mate value, e.g. perpetually single men and women, might actually feel a little (or not so little) sting when they see others performatively dismiss them as potential mates. As usual, it depends on how neurotic people are, how much self-esteem they possess, and so on. Secure people are not going to mind, but the insecure might start catastrophising, in particular when they're extremely online and their only experience with dating, the opposite sex, etc. is from hearsay and the hyperreality of online discourse.
>But you are no doubt right that it is motivated in the same way. Actually your comment made me remember as a teenager who felt too tall and not dainty enough, it definitely made me feel some things to hear men gush over Asian women being so adorably petite.Yes; the recipient is not always just the target of affection but at times also the group being dismissed as a kind of covert mating strategy to make them insecure and thus less choosy, since choosiness tends to be correlated with self-perceived mate value. I feel similarly about the bodycount/tattoo/piercing/blue-hair/etc. discourse. When people performatively voice such private preferences they are usually pursuing ulterior motives.
>>33256458>predominately white peopleJewish. The drugs are definitely White people, but the music industry and Hollywood is extremely Jewish.
>>33256445Yeah it'll probably pass. You gave her a really bad experience but I think with time and gaining more distance, she will realize you weren't more to blame for being drunk and out of the loop than she was. You were already having sex, it's not weird for your mind to go there when uninhibited. No matter how unpleasant it was for her in the moment, it doesn't mean you did anything horrible. Plus the whole "who knows how often it happened" is a really weird argument to make. It almost seems like on some level she does suspect you of having been much more sober than her and abusing that position? But she was right there and if you were together for a year and usually drinking a lot together, she should've/would've known how drunk you were or weren't. This is all assuming you did not leave out details like you actually pressuring her or ignoring her attempts to get you off or tell you no in the moment.
It is just human that if someone gives you a really bad time, you get (overall) turned off from them for a bit. Maybe you triggered some earlier negative memory for her. Maybe in that moment and being totally out of it herself, she truly was very frightened of you and that is weird to deal with. But I think once she has processed it more and especially if she manages to curb her drinking, she will realize you weren't to blame for her exact feelings and you were both being sloppy in that moment.
>>33256464Ayo wassup gurl you lookin mad fine on foenem. How bout I getcho numba n shiet.
>>33256444I'm too paranoid for that. They're yellow and white.
>>33256476Actually, pass.
>>33256471yes, jews run the music business. shocking, i know. brace yourself, they also run hollywood.
>>33256462I wasn't jacking several times a day but it was easily once per night and was always with porn. I honestly couldn't even say how many years it's been since I used just my imagination, I've always just pulled out my phone to jack it.
>>33256472I know doing it is the hard part but if you don't already, it can help to make sure your sex life is not trying to mirror/reenact porn. I mean not just ample foreplay but literally just being naked together breathing each other in, chatting and joking, cuddling, just being together while having fun naked. Or if penetration is difficult, it can help to shelve it for a moment and focus on cuddling, because difficulties with getting/staying hard often have to do with thoughts and anxiety and relaxing and feeling relief can help.
I don't know if it really works the way that if you just don't watch porn for a long time, it'll change what you expect in terms of getting yourself off. As I said I personally would guess it is more about actively helping yourself make those connections again, making the most of what you do feel and branching out from there. Like blowing into sparks to reignite a fire. But at the end of the day it's only my best guess and I'm long glad if you keep it in mind in case you do feel your plan wasn't working out.
do black fem anons get turned by racist white boys
Watched videos about cops abusing citizens in America and now I'm scared again.
She just broke up with me. What the fuck do I do?
>>33256422Why would anyone do that? Oh great, now you get to support a single mother when your career takes off in your 40s.
>>33256434Did it start as long distance?
>>33256491Didn't he just bomb some other place?
>>33256487I think we abolish police and all judges for their sins
>>33256487You don't even live in America
>>33256491the jews bombed iran. trump's just a dumb paedophile who's being blackmailed by israel to do what they want.
>>33256491Are we gonna died?
>>33256492yes, we are currently long distance but closing the distance in the next few weeks c:
>>33256475>This is all assuming you did not leave out details like you actually pressuring her or ignoring her attempts to get you off or tell you no in the moment.I was blacked out blacked out, one minute I'm having some shots the next I'm at my house 30 mins away with vomit on my clothes. I guess the detail I left out was apparently it happened two nights, but we were pretty much on a week long bender and were either blacked out or borderline blacked out 5 days in a row. Plus it was only brought up after the second night, so I guess she thinks I was conscious but I swore to her on everything that I don't remember any of it happening.
Unfortunately from what I can tell she hasn't curbed her drinking. Trying to get our mutual friend to help since she really doesn't have anyone else she sees irl.
She did block me from sending her reels for a bit but unblocked me because she missed sending them to me, but her going back to the stage of very little contact is worrying me.
I went sober for about a month and only this past week or two have I even touched alcohol, and only then a couple drinks out with friends. She said not to improve myself just to have her back in my life but I'm actually doing better not drinking and working out, biggest thing is missing her lmao.
>>33256477What's the worst that could happen
>>33256494I think that's dumb, but there's some scary psycho cops out there.
>>33256190 (OP)Man, why are whining like little bitches about how lonely you are when you dismiss 99% of your options???
>>33256486No. I like when the white guy has so little experience with black women that he's clearly out of his element just talking to me.
>>33256473>the same is arguably true for white men as wellOh absolutely, honestly I never understood it from the male perspective either, just saw it so much more online that I just kind of had to accept it was apparently a thing. I was just inclined to ask now because it is the first time I saw a woman expressly mentioning it, but I'm glad I did for your quality replies!
>And people who are already insecure in their mate value, e.g. perpetually single men and women, might actually feel a little (or not so little) sting when they see others performatively dismiss them as potential mates.Very true and I relate to this as well, it was a lot harder for me to not take "hypothetical rejections" personally back when I had no real experience myself.
I like your theory, but I also feel at least some of the hatred for specific traits (that are accepted/mainstream for some to dislike at least) is also a way to elevate your self esteem if you are insecure. Especially in relation to other men, I personally always felt that while of course men that care about virginity/inexperiene in women exist, there is also a group that only cares for feeling like a fool in the eyes of their friends or even the imagined eye of their friends/peers, not because they actually think someone experiened is less sexy or less suitable to date.
My girlfriend fantasizes about what other men are like in bed and tells me. Now even if she stops telling me I'm going to be thinking about that.
>>33256502Send the brown women and hags my way.
>>33256484> it can help to make sure your sex life is not trying to mirror/reenact porn>literally just being naked together breathing each other in, chatting and joking, cuddling, just being together while having fun nakedYeah that's what we do currently and it's great, the sex is normal and we do plenty of the cuddly stuff.
>I don't know if it really works the way that if you just don't watch porn for a long time, it'll change what you expect in terms of getting yourself off. I've done a little research on it since I realized it was a real problem and a lot of it is about your brain being wired for the dopamine and needing more to keep getting the enjoyment, and stuff like normal sex or just your mind isn't enough to produce those hits or excitement. The brain can recover from it but it depends on the time you've been a porn addict and considering it's been years, it's gonna be sometime to repair. Overall the medical advice I see is to abstain from porn entirely and that some people experience massive peaks in libido or loss in it, so it varies by person.
I think I'm seeing slight improvements after a few weeks but I know it'll take time. I'm also going to take up exercise since that can help too.
>>33256491oh shit, are we dieded
>>33256501how is it dumb, aren't all police responsible for the crimes of every police officer
ACAB
>>33256479You tweakin shawty
>>33256503are you into femdom or younger guys
>>33256512We'll never agree so I'll just stop talking to you now.
>>33256507Theyre already there. Open the door, faggot
>>33256507No hags for me but I'll take anyone non-white if they look somewhat cute.
>>33256499>I was blacked out blacked outSure, I meant leaving out details she filled in for you afterwards that would contextualize the severity of her reaction more.
With the added detail yeah I still/definitely feel you can't both want to go on a weeklong drinking bender with your sex partner and also expect them to remain basic composure all the time. Again though I would reckon it is just the intensity of her own feelings that makes her rationalize you made her feel super bad so you did something really bad. I can imagine her being soul level creeped out if you suddenly got really rapey, especially if you're usually nothing like that, but then the onus is on her to explain to you that you were way way out of control and that she no longer wants to drink with you as a result...
Just give her time, apparently she needs to sort a lot of stuff out. The relationship probably won't rekindle. But if you overall mostly had a good time again I do think especially if she does get her shit in order down the line, she will realize you were simply acting irresponsibly together, as you had agreed to. But if right now you just trigger bad memories for her or her feelings are too mixed, she just does need the time and the distance to be able to gain another perspective in the first place.
Women, thoughts on men who know what they're doing? Who briefly analyze a problem, figure out what needs to be done, and get to work fixing the problem in a focused but effortless way?
>>33256519yes! i lined up a job and now i just have to get my stuff over
>>33256517Picrel is somewhat cute, or a complete thirst trap?
>>33256491Oh fuck it's real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO1HC8pHZw0
>>33256515But just because we won't agree doesn't mean we can't come to better understand our different perspectives, come on talk to me
>>33256510>Yeah that's what we do currently and it's great, the sex is normal and we do plenty of the cuddly stuff.That's wonderful!
Yeah I do know about the dopamine hits, that's fair. I guess for me the best comparison might be, imagine you're a smoker who wants to quit and you used to always smoke your last/first cigarette of the day on a particular bench near your house. I would guess that if you quit smoking (which obviously comes with its own withdrawal effects) and you avoid the whole bench for months not to get reminded or get a craving, until you reach a point where you no longer desire cigarettes and then you go back and sit on the bench - I would expect you to still get that craving simply because the memory to the bench is so strongly tied to smoking, even if it was a long time ago and your body adjusted. So I would advise someone to, if they can, sometimes just sit on the bench and watch the sky, so the link between being there and smoking lessens and they don't have to worry being triggered by it.
In that same way I think even when already fully abstaining from porn, it is still good to engage your own fantasy. Maybe not even with masturbating but simply reading sexual stories that both provide input and at the same time do not work with those intense stimuli, plus your imagination gets "fed" but you still need to put in some works to fill in the blanks and picture things. Maybe just an idea to try.
>>33256534>PLEASE reply to m bait bro PLEASE I need the yous
>>33256526I'm happy for you.
>>33256517Why is she wearing an underwear that says Loret, is that a brand?
There's this girl I really like and we get along well and she laughs at my jokes and always responds to my texts. Should I ask her out or is she just being friendly.
>>33256536Thats hurtful, I was writing out my sincere political beliefs, Yes they may be extreme but that doesn't mean they are bait, all political positions could be considered extreme to one group of people at a certain time or place
>>33256502Single man.
Exclusively seeking women aged between 25 and 40 years old for an exclusive relationship.
All races, heritages, colors and ethnicities are welcome.
No VTubers.
>>33256190 (OP)I found out 3 days ago my sister blocked me over asking her about how long it takes to get a storage unit. I thinks she gone nuts because she is getting a 300k payout from her ex boyfriend and this is the only thing that has changed in the past few months. So I decided fuck it ill block her number on everything can't be bothered when someone acts like this its more trouble than its worth. My question is am I overreacting or is it justified?
>>33256541send her a dick pic
>>33256543How about I hurt your ass with my cock gayboy
Girls, how many times do you have to fuck a guy before you want him to start getting rougher?
>>33256523Yeah my big concern is all the shit she needs to sort out but not really having anyone to rely on. Worried she'll just keep spiraling and get worse, but I can tell that right now I'm not going to be of any help. I do have our friend keep me in the loop about her, he's even tried suggesting the three of us go to a bar or something, but she wasn't on board and that was around when she started having issues at work. Which like she was willing to talk to me about then suddenly the last few days got quiet on me.
>The relationship probably won't rekindleUnfortunately you're probably right, but like I said I would like to be friends again, even at least being able to chat without that feeling lingering over her.
>>33256544>No VTubers.I hate you so fucking much, anon.
>>33256547That would be cruel and I ate a bunch of broccoli so it may be gross for you
>>33256549I get your concern, but as you also noted, you are not exactly in the best position to be of any help to her right now. There is no other option than doing the bit you can from afar and making sure she knows she can always change her mind and hit you up whenever.
>>33256491Wait really? Are we gonna go to war in the Middle East again?
>>33256535>you reach a point where you no longer desire cigarettes and then you go back and sit on the benchI do really well with will power against things, but physical dependency is where I get ruined. I decided to completely stop sugar/chocolate/sweet stuff to try and get healthier, which was easy with will power, but the physical dependency hit hard since I stared getting intense headaches all the time (apparently very common) and I had to go back to having small amounts to stop it.
Also with sex, moderate success is the key word. I still struggle a little with erections and orgasms and I really hope that changes eventually. Going soft feels awful.
>simply reading sexual stories that both provide input and at the same time do not work with those intense stimuli, plus your imagination gets "fed" but you still need to put in some works to fill in the blanks and picture things. Maybe just an idea to try.I've considered that but I'm still afraid it falls under the porn umbrella, so I've avoided that too.
>>33256550I'm not exactly a catch so you're not exactly missing out on anything.
>>33256551What caused it anyway
>>33256561I don't know. I probably shared a cup with someone and caught it like that?
>>33256491Neocons we are so back
>>33256491Three Republican Presidents in a row be dragging us into the Middle East. Three in a row. Seems to be a pattern.
I can't stop obsessing over her I need something to replace that obsession!
>>33256562Got herpes now too I bet
I think we should abort half of male fetuses and then use the extra females as rewards for athletic and academic excellence as a way to promote good genes and also embed ambition in young men.
The women wouldn't get to choose but would get free clothes
>>33256556I guess it's a good sign she didn't go complete no contact and block me on everything, plus the whole phone call where she said she doesn't want to leave my life. Hell when I was crying because of how guilty I felt for making her so upset she apologized to me.
Also the break in contact started after she had sent me something late at night followed by an "are you awake" that I didn't answer because I was asleep. That shit definitely has me over thinking since before that we were having a pretty lengthy conversation earlier in the night.
Gotta almost admire Trump's naivety if he thinks that's going to get Iran to stop.
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>>33256564They aren't new wars, they never really ended.
Political bait itt sucks today you niggaz lackin
>>33256559>I've considered that but I'm still afraid it falls under the porn umbrella, so I've avoided that too.I understand your hesitation but you could just leave the option open in case a long time of no porn at all does not give the results you wish for.
>I still struggle a little with erections and orgasms and I really hope that changes eventually. Going soft feels awful.I'm a woman so not firsthand but I still feel I can imagine it somewhat. Being more dry than expected also feels quite embarrassing for me even when it is a lot less visual and a lot easier to "work around" if you both want.
At the same time, realize most healthy young men that struggle with ED do so because they have a lot of anxiety surrounding the possibility of losing their boner. After all it is incredibly unsexy to worry during sex, let alone to worry about your body "embarrassing" you. So it can easily become a loop where fear of going soft turns into going soft which feeds the fear etc.
You can only escape that once you totally made your peace with not always being or remaining hard. That's why it's so good that you have a lot of cuddley stuff, sexual quality time that is less "performance". Maybe you can think of something creative like, say you love performing a certain act on her other than penetration, you agree that if you happen to go soft during sex, you will then switch to doing that thing you love. Basically sweetening the deal and making you losing your boner not merely disappointing. I know it's easier said than done though.
>>33256564what ever changes? america will have a military presence in the middle east as long as israel exists.
>>33256504>I was just inclined to ask now because it is the first time I saw a woman expressly mentioning itI hope I haven't been giving the impression of speaking from a female perspective, since I'm not actually a woman. Or am I misreading this statement?
>Very true and I relate to this as well, it was a lot harder for me to not take "hypothetical rejections" personally back when I had no real experience myself.Yes, I think everyone does. It's just that some people are extremely risk averse and rejection sensitive so they start catastrophising over their self-perceived shortcomings to the point where they are too demoralised to even make the attempt (which I firmly believe applies to many - if not most - incels).
>I personally always felt that while of course men that care about virginity/inexperiene in women exist, there is also a group that only cares for feeling like a fool in the eyes of their friends or even the imagined eye of their friends/peersYes, intrasexual competition is very often underappreciated in the discourse - for both men and women. I feel there is a lot of attempted social engineering going on, where people are trying to implicitly control the behaviour of others. Shaming people for being simps or sluts, attempting to make them insecure in their mate choices or sabotaging their mating efforts by raising the bar to what makes an 'adequate' partner beyond what can be considered reasonable (which may also serve the dual purpose of showcasing their own mate value, being able to seemingly afford such high standards). Naturally, this mostly takes place in the hyperreality of online discourse which gives people all kinds of false ideas about modern dating.
>>33256576Fr. Let me just smoke my weed and goon and shitpost in peace
Why do girls like being sexually degraded?
>>33256574I doubt he believes it, most likely that the whole regime just starts to fall apart and whatever is left will ask for it to stop. Persians are good people so I hope it works out and they get the regime change they've been wanting for the last few decades, I even remember this being a big thing in the 90s with all those Ayatol t-shirts and all that shit at the time.
Do femcels know how sexy they are?
>>33256583sure thing, sean hannity
>>33256578The US has presence in almost every part of the world. Even the center of my own country has a joint US military base as does the most northern point.
>>33256587yeah, you live in occupied territory, like most everyone.
Why do femcels get mad that we date women who are pretty but they'd rather be dead than have a bf who thinks they're ugly?
>>33256584No, that’s like one of their defining characteristics
Women would you rather date a silly billy or a negative nancy?
>>33256577>After all it is incredibly unsexy to worry during sex, let alone to worry about your body "embarrassing" you. So it can easily become a loop where fear of going soft turns into going soft which feeds the fear etc. No doubt, I feel like that is partially what's happening since it's combined with my no porn.
>Maybe you can think of something creative like, say you love performing a certain act on her other than penetration, you agree that if you happen to go soft during sex, you will then switch to doing that thing you love. Basically sweetening the deal and making you losing your boner not merely disappointing. I know it's easier said than done though.Much easier said than done. We've been seeing each other for about 2 months and if softening does happen, I just roll with "tired from work" or just overall tired. I just worry she wouldn't understand, especially since it's a relatively new relationship.
>>33256590Of course my territory is occupied retard. I'm in it.
How bad is it really if a guy is still a virgin at 34? I persionally don't care that much, but of course I am kinda worries it may be a dealbreaker when meeting women.
>>33256592Men say this then are 29 still looking for a hot girl in bars that will never marry them
>>33256590My country isn't occupied, hence "joint base". Our radar tech is also pretty advanced and the US recently made a big deal to buy some of it to deploy in the US.
>>33256602Not me, I get my days on hinge
Got a spot on my lap you can occupy if you know what I mean
>>33256594One silly billy please
>>33256603if it's not occupied then it's not relevant. where do you live, portugal?
>>33256605Hows that working out for you hot shot
>>33256502Because all the options are worse.
>>33256609If he says teehee would you get the ick
>>33256600Like I wouldn't tap that
>>33256587You got internet in Greenland?
I want to be grateful and happy but this guy I really like is not responding to me
>>33256600This makes me think of the paint traces I've posted of myself ITT.
>>33256614Nope
>>33256606*curls up in your lap* Give me head pats before sleep.
>>33256619THERE'S STILL A TRACE OF OF BODY PAINT
ON YOUR LEGS AND ON YOUR ARMS, AND ON YOUR FACE
>>33256600Would hug and kiss and hold hands and maybe other things too.
>>33256602>that will never marry themI want to her to slob on my knob and hold my hand, not enter a legally binding contract entitling her to half my shit for no reason. So thats fine.
>>33256622Hehe
And a kiss on your head and a big hug for you to doze off
>>33256602Most guys would want to marry a hot woman wtf
Women do you want to hear my play Mary had a little lamb on the guitar
>>33256547fellas is it gay to put my cock in another man's ass?
>>33256632Yeh, sure, anon.
Women, cyber punk tech dystopia or madmax-esque wild wasteland apocalypse?
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>>33256637Cyber punk tech dystopia. Less chance of rape.
>>33256637I'm not a woman
Do girls realise how sexy unpainted chalky lips are?
Do women realise how horny i am?
>>33256619paint trace? how do you do that? it seems fun
>>33256636https://voca.ro/1CNJY0CN3B35
Ok here
Bro thought he cooked LMFAO
>I keep lying about still believing in Christianity to my family so that they just leave me alone and dont try to debate me and convert me back
Women, im pathetic aren't i?
>>33256653Straight fire idk what you're talking about
Why does my mom insult me for living the same way my brother who is only a year older than me?
He lives at home too and she does all his laundry and stuff but she only says I'm weird for still living at home.
>>33256648This isn't the /trek/ thread, sir.
>>33255893Thank you, but not really lol
I just partied and had some fun with my niece and her friends. I cooked them all a meal and made sure they all ate and contacted my parents. Most of them are sleeping over so I made some sleeping mats and bags up. One was pressing to sleep with me in my bed, I offered it to her but she wouldn't sleep without me so I had to set her up in another sleeping bag near the TV
I just never asked for this responsibility to look after all these highschool girls wtf. I just hope they sleep well and they can get home safe in the morning. I just want them to be safe and happy. I'm sorry for shitposting like this xoxo xxxx
>>33256648George w bush with the millennium falcon
>>33256663*their parents, k e k
>>33256662but it could be
Women would you get the ick if a guy did cheesy romance stuff?
>>33256594silly billy, world is dismal and bleak
enough i don't need a whiny bitch boy dragging me down too
>>33256669You vs the model she tells you not to worry about.
>>33256654A lot of people do that sort of stuff with their family
>>33256672no, if i like him or if i am dating him i love cheesy romantic stuff
>>33256600Would, these girls are always pretty irl
State gender:
Your hypothetical son/daughter breaks something expensive (like a TV) belonging to another person, and that person demands you pay them the item's full value
Do you do it?
>>33256674more norwood excellence under the cap, i wager
>>33256680M
Honestly i think thats only fair. So probably, yeah
>>33256677So you do think she's ugly in the drawing
>>33256680M
Yes.
However, I would offer to pay for it myself.
>>33256680I would buy them a new one. M.
>>33256680M
Sell him the child
>>33256680F
Yes and I'm taking it out that kids savings and then heavily punishing them for not acting right at another persons house
>>33256680yes, but with a sense of undying hatred for the person who asked for it. i use that to inculcate into my child an awareness of the abysmal pettiness to which man can sink and to always be on her / his guard. no one is ever truly a friend. everyone's got an angle and wants to take advantage of you.
>>33256691>heavily punishing them for not acting rightM-mommy..?
Is it safe to get my balls hair lasered? will that give me balls cancer?
Black femanons, would you date a melanated gentleman?
Someone on r9k said the other day that by age 11-12, you're fully developed mentally and experience no more qualitative improvements and so an adult is just an 11 year old with more knowledge. Is that true? I don't think it's true.
>>33256700Probably a pedophile trying to justify his attraction, pay it no mind.
is the whole "women like male moans" thing a psyop?
>>33256700F
Absolutely not
>>33256680Yes, but depending on if it was a genuine accident or just being a little asshole, I'd make them pay it off with chores in the latter circumstance (within reason, I'm not gonna have my kid do 6 months of chores because of a TV but still, at least a few weeks).
>>33256705Like most things: some women do, some women don't, some women think they do but they don't, and some women think they don't but they do.
That applies to literally all questions that are "do women like/dislike x"
>>33256705yes
They want you to say, FUCK YEAH YOU HORNY BITCH GET READY FOR DADDY"S CREAMPIE
>>33256711>I'm not gonna have my kid do 6 months of chores because of a TV but still, at least a few weeks).This is why kids act the way they do these days
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>>33256680This reminds me of the time my 5th grade teacher let me borrow her son's PS1 game and it got crushed while in my backpack. I feel like shit every time I think about that.
>>33256715Well depends on the age. At 8, a few weeks is an eternity, but if it was a teenager, then that's a different story and that will involve proper chores for proper time or their savings since they should know a lot better by then.
i had three small sips of gin and my entire body is red and my heart rate has skyrocketed, remind me to never drink ever again
>>33256718Ignore that anon, people get mad if you don't treat childhood like boot camp and it gets extremely fucking tiresome. A few weeks is fine, you retard piece of shit, there's no need to drag it ouf for six fucking months.
>>33256705Just do what you like. If a woman calls you a fag for moaning, she isn't for you. But I do think being totally silent and non-reactive liek some kind of flesh upppet is a turn off
>>33256716Did you ever give it back?
>>33256714Do women actually like the whole daddy thing
>>33256726It was Crash Bandicoot 3. I got him a new copy of the game along with Crash 1 and 2 since the teacher said he only had 3.
State gender:
There are two buttons in front of you.
The first buttons turns the world into a post-capitalist utopia - there is no war, hunger, or poverty, and everyone lives a roughly middle-class lifestyle
The second button turns the world into a hyper-capitalist dystopia where poverty and hunger is rampant, BUT you get to become part of the 0.01% - Jeff Bezos or more levels of Fuck You capital.
Which do you press? You can only press once, and no takebacks.
(Do not argue about the logistics of said socialist utopia, it's a thought experiment.)
women would you let a female doctor/nurse look at your bf's cock?
>>33256731M. First one obviously.
>>33256731Middle Class for Everyone.
>>33256731M
1. I'm okay with being middle class for life, plus it's the best option for everyone.
>>33256731M
First one is the only choice. Being filthy rich would be lame at best and might get me assassinated at worst. And where's the joy in an easy life if most others are suffering?
>>33256731Male. First one. I want my taste of unlimited power.
>>33256731F
Furst one butt
>>33256731Either one sounds like hell. Living is a curse.
>>33256744Should have said *second
>>33256700Uh, YOU stopped developing mentally by 12. Not me, I kept going.
What is it with people saying would you let your boyfriend ____, or would you let your girlfriend _____? I’m not letting or not letting them do anything. What am I their fucking mom?
>>33256752Why yes, I would let my girlfriend slather melted chocolate and whipped cream on my dick and have her lick it up.
There is nothing cute to me about high school sweethearts
>>33256728More like crush Bandicoot lol
>>33256738Women is this you
State gender:
Who was in the right?
>>33256761It's all I want
>>33256755Why not. Did you not have one and now you're jealous.
>>33256761It's Q U I N O .
Why do I never get approached by men? Not even creeps?
Dear Jewish and MAGA anons, do (You) condemn this war of aggression?
>>33256791I'm right here, m'lady.
>>33256791Don't even remember how you rejected me last week?
>>33256791post address and I'll stop by
>>33256731My heart says press the second and then set the money on fire.
My head says I'm supposed to press the first, at least some people can be happier on this gay earth.
She texted me saying she doesn't want to continue seeing each other anymore. How the fuck do I respond?
>>33256475>>33256523>>33256556welp our friend said she "has no interest seeing me in person" because "seeing me reminds her of what [I] did"
>>33256763Nobody since we are old and don't have time for games anymore, we just live the rat race 24/7 and pretend we're happy.
>>33256828"That's not very creative of you."
>>33256828Make up some girl-speak speech about how you appreciate the good times you had and wish her well in the future, and yada yada.
Women I know you're not itt but would it be gross if your husband walked around the house shirtless during the summer
How do men deal with their girlfriend being bedridden in the hospital for years? Cheat? Break up?
>>33256850Depends on the girlfriend, I guess. If I love her I'll stay with her and call it God's plan.
>>33256850See her as often as I can and when I do bring her flowers and her favorite sweets if I'm allowed and also give her hugs and kisses
>>33256828What the other anon said. Hit her with the “Ok” and move on
>>33256763The woman because she's hot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chXk-wzWmfk
Now you don't kneed to be completely fucked, but if you are not on ANY drug, watching Trainspotting might be utterly pointless.
>>33256866Drugs are stupid
>>33256871But they're so fun
>>33256871Yeah but if you ar eok with them they can be fun and enteraining and even opening!
women would you rather a guy that takes 2 mins to get hard but lasts longer? or a guy that gets hard instantly but cums faster?
>>33256876np Thanks I love me too!
>>33256866I wish I liked drugs. Then I could be some cool degenerate junkie and they'd call me a tragic statistic of the opioid epidemic, a young man taken by an evil substance.
SPEAKING OF WHCH
THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtTR-_Klcq8
>>33256875No they aren't
>>33256879I found that they just caused brain damage at best
>>33256876Who did you have in mind when you said this
>>33256883Or, you know, just have a drink..?
Not everybody needs to be as dark edgy tryhard like you, kid.
how to convince stud to wait until marriage
>>33256866Trainspotting works for any addiction
>>33256890I try that too, shit just makes me sick.
Maybe being even more edgy and tryhard is necessary, to be a real junkie and not just a wannabe.
>>33256582It's just hot
I mean they are breaking social norms to be polite to you to degrade you in a way that still validates you as worth being dominated and torn down if that makes sense
>>33256888Have you tried them
And I men's real drugs
>>33256895He will cheat on you
>>33256896Thanks.
>>33256897Watch japnaese things I think
>>33256895Hold a shotgun to his balls
>>33256910what would make him not cheat besides
>>33256913
>>33256915Holding a 45 to his balls
>>33256915Not much, not even marriage.
Try to convince him to wear a chastity cage I guess.
>>33256866the dead baby scene
>>33256916i don't want to hold anything to his balls
>>33256925Not even your face
>>33256895Get him to convert to some tiny conservative sect that requires him to do it
>>33256923The dead baby scene :)
Men do you like sweaty women?
>>33256920but he eventually settles down with someone right
how does that girl do that
>>33256927im waiting until marriage
>>33256928no then he'll divert his attention to that instead of pussy or me
>>33256928Those types are the most likely to cheat, don’t give her bad advice.
Mormons are notoriously horny, even the Amish on rumspringa get fucking wild
>>33256848Blud, I walk around the house naked. I think it would be hypocritical to be upset about him not wearing a shirt.
>>33256934>then he'll divert his attention to thatThat's perfect. You'll have chad cult leader bf.
>>33256934>How does she do itPuts up with his sluttiness
>>33256939i don't want a schizo bf i just want chad who loves me enough to stop being a whore
>>33256938Never in all of my years of existence have I heard a woman say "blud". Moid hands (you) bait.
>>33256934>how does a girl do thatBy being 8th in line at minimum.
Not her guy, just her turn.
>>33256941what happens when they get married though
>>33256946Lmao don't you all
And I want a hundred billion dollars
Can't always get what you want sweetie
Fucken bait I stg
>>33256828"I'm sorry you feel that way. I hope you find what you're looking for."
It makes you look emotionally secure and will probably drive her crazy with how reasonable you're being.
>>33256951He'll cheat on her and she'll either be hurt and not say anything or she's just as much of a whore as him and won't care
>>33256949ok then how do i make sure im the one who marries him
Women, I only wear cotton socks so please knit cotton yarn and nothing else
>>33256947That's because you've never talked to a woman
Men are always saying how they invented everything, well where's the injection or supplement or whatever that grows back pure collagen to instantly straighten out cellulite?
>>33256962Lol cottage cheese ass
>>33256929THIis but unironically.
>>33256958Do you live in the UK or something
I don't live there so I've never heard it in real life. But whenever I have heard people online use it it's been men 200% of the time.
>>33256964I'm trying to nip it in the bud actually
>>33256969have you never heard girls say "bro" and "dude" for fun
>>33256971Nip it in the butt more like lol
Should I shave my eyebrow tails off
>>33256955why can't he just stop...
>>33256973Ok yes I've heard that. Do you guys just do that over there. I thought blud was some roadman shit.
>>33256973Nta I say bro an dude 24/7 as a girl :/
>>33256969Nope, just black. I was also saying a lot of black slang before it got hijacked by white gen z and gen alpha kids.
>>33256938Would you want him to walk around naked?
>>33256988idk, love? loyalty?
>>33256981why not just date a decent man
Nativeanon, I summon you from the depths of your mother’s vagina!
>>33256986Should have called me nigga then
How can you tell if a man thinks of you as low value?
>>33256987Only if his ass is clean. Last thing I need are some sweaty dingleberries melting on my couch.
>>33256991Foreign concepts to him. No reason to stick to one pussy when he can fuck anyone he wants.
Here's a song about your predicament for your dumbass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yx-m18KwIfQ
>>33256997If he is extremely sexist and hateful towards women perhaps
>>33257001Does your smoke detector chirp
>>33256997He doesn't give a fuck about you
>>33256992but he's smart and successful and good at sex and charismatic and fun
>>33256612Well, I got a date next Saturday and I'm new.
>>33256997you are one of his 3 FWBs and he only calls you when the other 2 aren't up
>>33257003That's a personal attack
>>33257005But he's a cheating bastard
Anyone here got fucked so good in the vag that you can’t walk the next morning? It wasn’t rough sex, just vanilla.
>>33257009Do you like hood guys or more sophisticated gentlemen. Would you date a white guy.
>>33257012better than a man who has no one to cheat on because he has none of the qualities to be desirable in the first place
>>33256261I'm not celebrating the solstice as much as I am celebrating nights returning
I don't like all this sunlight, it should not be bright and sunny when I wake up at 8PM
>>33257017Alright then sounds like you made your mind up. Go marry him and have that sinking feeling in your stomach every time he comes home late.
being ugly is hard i have nothing
>>33257024Welcome to the club
>>33256931Yeah, I like em a lot, sweaty girls smell nice
>>33257017F
Any man will cheat. Ugly men, broke men, bottom of the barrel men all cheat. But only hot men are forgiven
>>33256791Hardly any men approach any more
Do you like the smell or taste of your vagina or penis?
>gender
>m no I do not like either
lmao I am too drunk to write anything.
And a woman from a different place ghosted me a year ago and now wants to talk to me again. lmao
>>33257031Talk to her, then ghost her. In fact, stand her up on a date.
t. Woman
>>33257030F. I think I taste neutral. But I didn't like the taste of the one other pussy I've tasted, so maybe it's just a matter of not minding my own body.
>>33256763Male
Nobody, but I sided with Alicia and Aline
You don't get to erase an entire world full of people just because your family has an addiction to it
>>33257030I haven't tasted my penis but it smells like pencil shavings
>>33257028Yes they do. Every other girl I talk to can't even go to the corner store without getting hit on. But for some reason everyone keeps a wide berth from me. People don't even say hello how are you or where are you from to me not even old ladies
>>33256791Idk, my lesbian friend is very masculine and doesn't get approached by men.
Women are all over the though.
>>33256731Male
The utopia. I want the world to be a better place, not just my experience in it
Is hoe_math the savior of men's rights?
>>33257030M
>smellI think it's good, but I don't go out of my way to smell it.
>tasteMy spine isn't nearly flexible enough for that.
>>33257030M
I do like the smell
>>33257044I'm not masculine or a lesbian.
Who do women find your these days. JT Efron and DiCaprio aged like milk
>>33257030M
I piss from there so most of the time it's not very pleasant
Never sucked my own shit though so I can't vouch for taste
>>33257035I'm not interested too much, I never felt any romantic feelings towards her, but I think she did towards me... anyway, I met a new very submissive girl who want to be my fuckdoll. lol
>>33257043How certain are you that they're actually being hit on? Because i've known women that complained about being hit on when the person they're talking about was doing nothing of the sort
>>33256895if he won't do it for you he's a lost cause
>>33257050>>33257054You’re autistic and dumb. All you have to do is touch for a while then lick your hand. Or taste your cum.
>>33257056Certain. But even when it is just small talk. No one does that with me either
men, do you feel like one piece swimsuits are weird? what do you think when you see one vs a bikini? (picture relevant mostly because i like this character and it made me think of this because i do wear a one piece)
>>33257062Maybe you have unapproachable energy?
>>33257063In come the fetish posters
I'd assume she's more shy or modest but I wouldn't really care too much
>>33257063nothing wrong with one piece swimsuits. I don't think they're weird and I don't think most people think they're weird either
State gender
What's the most embarrassing thing you've done?
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>5:20am
Drugs tell me just to ignore everybody and keep drinking and watching funny stuff.
>>33257063I assume she's a little more modest. They are still hot if you are voluptuous
>>33257059Ok well I don't like that or the taste of my cum either. Or the smell of it. Smells like raw eggs and bleach.
>>33257063What character is that if not Kayako?
Also I prefer one piece swimsuits, I think they look better. I just generally prefer more conservative clothing over revealing stuff though
>>33257059>touch for a while then lick your handThat's just gonna taste like... skin.
>taste your cumPretty sure I did that at some point or another, but I don't recall it being remarkable.
>>33257068Depends. On purpose or by accident?
>>33257052How tall are you and what do you weigh?
And rate yourself in a scale of 1 through 10.
>>33257068M
Shit myself in a McDonald's
>>33257063Modest about her body and packing major boobs and/or ass. The titty monsters I know prefer one piece swimsuits over bikinis
>>33257063They're a little bit weird, but hot.
My hands are so veiny wtf
>>33256791To attract creeps you must look vulnerable and/or low self confidence.
>>33257091Just post them faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUhlRoBL8M
M OR F?????
>>33257086Puking in an ex's mom's van after getting drunk at a movie theater was pretty embarrassing. Also queefing a bunch during sex for the first time.
>>33257107>Also queefing a bunch during sex for the first time.Hot
>see woman while waiting for an STI test
>don't have anything but dating again so I want to have one if she asks
>see her on tinder the next day
Lol, also saw my friend's little sister too.
>>33257107>>33257107>an ex's mom's vanTooo elbaroate.
Women is it the jews? If not who is it?
>>33257110Saw my friend's little sister on Tinder not at the clinic.
>>33257109It really wasn't.
>>33257111Not really. The fact that we were driving something neither of us personally owned made the fact I puked in it so much worse.
I like the femanon who posted titties
Why did you guys bully her?
Why are Italian and French men such disgusting fucking faggot scum. Neg me one more time you fucking stupid ugly pasta eating bitch
>>33257124Had a feeling it was you
>>33257103JUST PURSE YOUR LIPS AND WHISTLE
>>33257127we did it for her own good, she needed to respect herself more
>>33257075i think its the girl from the ring
>>33257139Don't they do that all the time there
>>33257140Yeah but this time it was a femanon from here
Women do you respect yourselves
>>33257138I thought Sadako doesn't show her face? It doesn't help that both look basically the same
>>33257131Your people will all die one day and I will laugh
>>33257137What's so funny
>>33257142Were they good tits or not
Post link bro damn
>>33257127She was prettier than I expected, and it upset me
>>33257143Only while I'm still single. Any self respect will go in the trash once I find a man who will indulge all my humiliating and degrading fetishes.
>>33257084I'm skinny and a 4/10
>>33257148I hate wops too
>>33257128lel come on, elaborate
>>33257150Are you jealous
>>33257128Ey, sweetheart. You know I gotta ting for indiyan laydies
Women is kissing a romantic thing for you?
How do I eyefuck my male coworker in public
>>33257163You're a woman this should be second nature to you
>>33257164I feel like I'm just staring at him like an autist
>>33257143>Women do you respect yourselvesYes
>>33257160>Women is kissing a romantic thing for you?Not necessarily. I grew up in a family that kissed each other. My best friend and I kiss. It's not inherently romantic, but a sign of affection.
To women
Are these C-cups?
>>33257173Do it in a sexy sultry way come on how long have you been womaning for
>>33257063No, I kinda like em.
>>33257176FFS, Latinx women are hot
>>33257176C or D. Hard to tell from a video because you can't tell how big she is. If I knew her band size, I could say for certain.
>>33257176Jesus, she's pretty.
I keep spiraling and getting stuck in extremely depressed thought patterns and wanting to give up. Therapy isn't an option, support system isn't either
M or F, what do you do when this happens?
>>33257185>>33257189You need to learn to see past the frauding
>>33257198What does that mean?
>>33257198See past the makeup?
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>>33257163Widen your eyes (slightly) while looking at him, and arrange your head so that you're looking at him through the top of your eye socket rather than the middle. ...or something like that.
Practice in front of a mirror ;)
>>33257196Yes? Trust me, I know it's weird.
>>33257204She's just wearing lipstick. No makeup otherwise.
>>33257185there are cuter "latinx" women out there anon
>>33257211Don't lie to the autists, some of them might believe you :V
>>33257053>Who do women find your these days.What?
>JT Efron and DiCaprio aged like milkWho is JT?
>EfronHe bogged himself though, not sure it counts.
>DiCaprinoCan't argue this one.
I live in America am I going to die
Women would you date a man who's fully aware but just doesn't give a shit
>>33257153Tell me more slurs for them
>>33257205Oh shit, it's Trevor.
>>33257220*hot. Dunno how it autocorrected to your
JT is Justin Timberlake
>>33257222Depends
Are you a dainty naive white girl who absent mindedly wanders through the black neighborhoods at night
>>33257227No but we're going to war
>>33257224You can also call them dagos and shitalians is a personal favorite of mine
>>33257063It's not weird. The girl I liked in high school wore one-pieces so now I like them forever, too.
>>33257222Don't join the military
>>33257214Post them!
>>33257211I see eyeliner
>>33257230Ok. Are you a male who is between the ages of 18-40 and in good general health and fitness
>>33257231Yes
More
What about french? Other than frogs?
>>33257197M. You just live with the pain. This world is shit.
>>33257237No but what if they start bombing civilians
>>33257222No. Rule of thumb, if the crazies on here like us want something to happen, it will not happen.
Normies like their society and will not let it blow up.
>>33257222And people voted for him for the bit
>>33257238I like to call them baguette/croissant fucks
For the anons that have been in relationships, and are 25+ —- what attracted you to your partner? What led you to make the step to commit to a relationship?
I’ve been on 4 dates, 1 “situationship” (my first crush) — and I feel totally out of my depth when it comes to dating. I need more experience meeting guys, but I have a stand-offish demeanor, and I’m pretty introverted.
Can you tell me about your experiences, and what drew you to the people you were with?
>>33257243Ok then congratulations you are ineligible for the draft. You can be pretty certain that no aircraft or missiles are able to penetrate American airspace but if you are woken up one night by an alert on your phone and see streaks of light coming down from the heavens those are nuclear warheads falling and you're probably finished
Thoughts on industrial music?
Men,
work out your boobs, abs, and arms
sincerely,
femanon
>>33257251Rec me some shit, idk shit about that.
>>33257252What about my legs?
>>33257252Aren't big fat pecs a gay thing
What if my future boyfriend gets drafted and shot up or steps on a land mine
I was born to lose
>>33257258What if, even worse, he comes home unrecognizable mentally and he's a different man forever.
>>33257253those too but especially the boobs
>>33257254only if he's really hairy/has a beer belly/bear build if he's ottermode then he's for the girls
>>33257251Like death grips?
Eh. Hacker was interesting but it's not something I'd regularly listen to.
>>33257265As long as he's not dead
>>33257063These are more ledw in Japanese/weeb tradition. You would be the most erotical tier.
>>33257252No thanks. I'm content with being a spooky skeleton.
>>33257270What about my back and my lats and ass
Fuck it I'll just do fill body
girls, would you ever do a reverse gangbang (1 guy, 4+ girls)?
>>33257063They're the more conservative option if you don't want to show as much skin. They're pretty normal.
Personally, I prefer bikinis, at least on attractive girls, though.
>>33257127She is a zoomer slut plus she is a horrible person but I didn't bully her even if she deserves pain.
>>33257275He's dead mentally. No longer the man you met and fell in love with. Before he would come come and kiss you and when he fucked you it was as if it would be his last time every time. Now he sits down and stares at the floor silently. Doesn't even notice you.
>>33257281>reverse gangbang>it's just a gangbang
>>33257151How many times you been single?
>>33257252I want my chest to be SMALLER though
Got another date lined up from tinder.
We're all going to make it bros.
>>33257258Nothing ever happens femanon
>>33257288they're nice to look at esp if he has broad shoulders
Get lifting you dyel FUCKS
Tfw no gf built like a linebacker
>>33257295I see. Thanks for the heads up.
>>33257296Lol
>>33257252Are saggy men boobs bad?
Women do you prefer Tom Platz before or after the steroids and bodybuilding regime
>>33257285I'll take care of him and I'll get myy revenge
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state gender
how does it feel to not be INTJ?
>>33257303that's some scary shit
>>33257301yeah
stomach bulging further than your chest is also ugly
Women with pets are red flags.
-Anyone calling herself dog momma
-girls with many cat pictures in their profiles
-Posting animals or saying they love animals
>>33256199>>33256289M
I also like the contrast of my skin against a white girl's skin
>>33257296Lifting serves no purpose
>healthCardio and diet
>looksWomen prefer dyels
>fightingThat's what guns are for
I want to be 8 years old and be molested by a perverted red headed girl in her early 20s
>>33257305On who. The government? The enemy? The damage is done here there's nothing you can do. Only watch this stranger in your house and hope the years are kind to him, maybe he will one day regain a fragment of his former self. But more likely you will find him in the kitchen in the odd hours of the morning, note on the table, gun in his hand, bullet in his head.
>>33257311Mine are puffy and ponty. I think a girl would go wild on me but I find it weird if they did because porn thin.
>>33257258Don't worry baby girl, I'm going to be draft dodging in cuba.
>>33257316Lifting feels good for yourself, that's the best part.
>>33257318I want to be 21 and marry my childhood friend brunette who is 22 and have 5 kids with her
>>33257327I don't think it does
I've been with my old roomates to the gym
No a fan at all tbqh
>hear about iran
>ten trillion combat analysis videos pop up on my youtube feed
oh c'mon
Women how does it feel to have a big dangerous wall of meat and muscle completely under your control
>>33257324Don't have one
Honestly idk if I've ever had a "best" friend
I just used to have a few decent friends
But now all I have is atoga
>>33257328I wish I could live with my cute ex gf in the middle of a forest (with electricity and internet of course!) god I wish we could've run away together
>>33257330Fair enough, different strokes for different folks. I like how it feels and it was fun going to the gym with my friends in the past.
bros I think her tits are getting bigger
>>33257258millennials are too old to be drafted
>>33257308M
Pretty awesome, I like being INFP
I should've found him when I was 21 but now I'm old and it's over
>>33257337that's pretty sad! small boobs are better
>>33257340You can still find him while he's 21
When women have tattoes, do drugs, drink and say bad words I feel so emasculated. I feel so gay and childish because I am not as hard as them and they seem like character right.
>>33257327only for the first couple of weeks then you feel nothing
WAR IS PART OF MY EXISTENCE
>>33257345Haha giganigga xd
>>33257348>T. every man ever in history
>>33257340It isn't over femanon, you still have lots of love to give.
Why do men pretend like older women aren’t the sexiest thing ever?
>>33257340If you are a woman over 30 it's so over. By 40 you will be grandma tier. It's so sad this happens to women and I hate it.
I drank too much water guys
One of those 1.5L Evian bottles in like 30 seconds now my stomach hurts
THERE IS NO PLACE FOR ME OTHER THAN THE BATTLEFIELD. TO LIVE AS I PLEASE, AND DIE A SENSELESS DEATH.
>>33257355>OlderYeah, like 27 older not 40 older
T. M21
>>33257308M. Unfortunately I'm that shit.
>>33257339>male INFPmy condolences
Did you guys know 0 and o are interchangeable in the captchas
>>33257366Yeah I figured it out the day they changed from the pictures
>>33257355its as attractive as being poor and fat
>>33257364Lies when I say older I mean older 27 is young
>>33257324You are. Closest shit I've ever had.
I wish he was here so I coudl grab his arm and shake him and whisper loudly asking if he's awake and when he gets mad at me I'll tell him to stop being mean and when he says what do you want I'll say nothing I'm just checking
Speaking of shits I'm taking one right now
>>33257373"Older" is relative
To me a 27 year old is a hot older woman
To you a 27 year old could be your nephew kek
>>33257366Yeah, I think there are a couple others that are as well
>>33257378I’m younger than you.
Oh no, you guys are making me feel lonely again.
I’m eternally doomed to keep breaking and almost breaking my toes
>>33257384Good. One of us.
>>33257383Well then I guess I'm simply not a "milf" enthusiast like you are
>>33257357that show IS the reason why I like redheads, I forgot about the kid though lol
>>33257308I'm an ENTJ but I can't admit that ITT because of a certain namefag...
>>33257296YEAAAAH BUDDY
>>33257303Neither, Tom Platz is a lying piece of shit.
>>33257324>Who is your best friendA girl I met in 8th grade. We've been best friends for almost 16 years now.
>>33257389How much like him are you
>>33257384Quick post tits
>>33257358hey some of us like women on her 30s
>>33257355Every time I see a hot older woman I think; I hope my future wife looks like that when we're that age
>>33257393I'm a guy...
>>33257386Gah. I should go for a run. I hate this feeling.
Women are anal fissures an ick
>>33257384I was already crying about it before you posted
>>33257366Yeah so is v and u and s and 5
Girls
Would you be able to take a 30yo guy seriously as a dating prospect (e.g. with a view to being together long-term, marriage, house, kids, etc) if you knew the last woman he dated was late 40s? They dated for 2ish years and it was an exclusive relationship, but it was more physical than emotional. Companionship and sex, but not necessarily love (although there were some feelings involved obvs).
>>33257407Yeah I don’t see why that would matter
>>33257407Qt needs to just get himself a domme sugar mommy honestly
>>33257407Just make it sound, not like that. Make it sound cool and European.
Bro what are my bowels doing. Fucking jettisoning everything like there's cyanide in there.
Mexican food is the best Latin American food, is it too much to ask a Latina that isn't Mexican to make me Mexican food?
>>33257324my best friend became an annoying tranny so now the closes thing to a best friend I have are you guys (I know, it's pretty sad)
My cousin dated this girl he'd been friends from middle school until like age 20 and then he breaks up with her because she wanted to get married and he didn't and then he promptly bangs some 40 year old
>>33257421Was it her mom?
>>33257415Oh like
>met an older woman on hinge>she sent me photos of her ass in a thong and let me cum in her so it was basically love at first sightNah but really I went on the first date out of curiosity because she pursued me. Turned out we got along and we kept wanting to see each other. It was pretty wholesome in the first month.
>>33257421why are moids like this
How often do men jack off
Women how do you feel when you wake up to find a guy who you found cute/was interested in and matched with on a dating app unmatched you?
>>33257430It's like, completely random
>>33257430I jack off every 2 weeks (I make a huge mess :3)
>>33257430M21
Like twice a week
Masturbation is very taxing for me
>>33257429Idk i used to admire him but I can't now anymore
She was such a great person too
Also very hot
I wanted to smash his head with a ball peen hammer
>>33257432Never happen but one time I matched with a teacher from the high school I went to, said he looked familiar, and he immediately unmatched
Question that doesn't deserve a thread
Want to start gym (lifting). Don't want to hurt self.
Can I just like... book a few personal training sessions and get the trainer to build a workout routine and show me all the correct forms and stuff?
>>33257391>Tom PlatzWhat did he lie about?
>>33257439Yeah you can. Just start small and listen to your body.
>>33257291Clap those cheeks, anon.
>>33257438Would you have fucked him?
>>33257439Yes
But they might try to get you to agree to a regular program of them
If you have no spine it can be hard to get out of them
Most of the machines are pretty straightforward though
>>33257157>Are you jealousYeah
>>33257447No I just wanted to see what would happen
Thoughts on the late Bogandoff twins?
>>33257430I've jerked off twice since I got home an hour ago
I saw cute big boob girl I have nothing in common with, is the complete opposite of my type and I right swiped and we matched and she messaged me 'hiiii' wtf why did I do this
Is it bad that I always pick Shane in stardew valley?
>>33257456Just give up and block her
>>33257456Call her your diary queen and ask if she needs a burger king
>>33257452They're kinda ugly tbqh
>>33257458Nah Shane is peak bachelor in that game, and honestly he's top even if you include the bachelorettes too
>>33257185Yes, yes they are, plus they can cook too.
>>33257463Even in video games women choose the drunk asshole chads over the quiet nice guys. It's so over.
>>33257469Or course it matters. Who is it you had in mind.
>>33257462Is Harvey the choice of gay anons?
>>33257476I dunno I'm not gay
Anonymous posters are you male or female
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>>33257471The drunk asshole in question
>>33257476Not a gay man but I also like harvey
>>33257471you can't even romance the single shy quiet blacksmith lmaoooo
>>33256190 (OP)>*Acoustic guitar playing*>I don't pretend to understand every woman's little quirks, but if there's one thing that I know for sure it's that chicks dig jerks
>>33257473Someone I used to know
>>33257482i always wondered about that guy's story
what are the popular shows and songs of current year
>>33256199White women belong to bbc
>>33257482Yeah he was such a sweet cool guy when he was stalking a chick from some bushes
>>33257484Dis he cut you off? Make out like it never happened and that you were nothing?
>>33257480What's the appeal. Do you wanna fix him.
>>33257430It's safe to assume at least once a day.
That is what i normally do.
>>33257489Wow just like a real incel then
Was eating my girlfriends ass last night and suddenly realized there was no smell, what’s up with that?
I think if shane was real he'd look like badger from breaking bad.
>>33257496She washed
Unlike you
>>33257488Seek the red exit sign on the door to life.
>>33257496She washed it, probably.
>>33257492No he fixes himself really. I feel like he just has more depth to his character and he’s such a sweetie
>>33257501Lol pajeets remain unwashed slave caste
>>33257497Nah it’d 100% be nick from new girl but like slightly chubbier and disheveled
>>33257504Would he have fixed himself without you though
Women what would you think if you dated a guy and found out he owns a fleshlight?
>>33257517I assume he would’ve
>>33257522You use your hand otherwise. Women use dildos and doodads. If you're expecting the same physical experience, you're probably fucked
>>33257524NTA but It's even better if he wouldn't, right?
what's the point of being a woman if you can't touch people's lives like that, like an angel.
Like when you listen to all those songs from basically every genre that all talk about some girl saving the singer's life, just by being there
>>33257532No I would not be better if he wouldn’t. What the fuck kind of logic is that? There no point to being a woman, I just am one and I’m certainly no angle that responsible for someone else’s life choices.
>>33257538>logicforgot i'm in autist land for a second, kek.
logic, yeah, i must have some of that lying around
Girlies
How strong, smart, and brave do I need to be to make up for having been molested?
>>33257522my first thought would be something inappropriate and my second thought would be about hygiene and my third thought would be probably about the context in how i discovered that fact
>>33257542you could just not mention it at all
>>33257544For a short relationship, sure
>>33257542my brain auto-flags posts with an anime girl like this as insincere
>>33257548What about the same posts with Kentucky colts?
>>33257542Tell your partner, and if you chose your partner well they'll try to be understanding. They'll hurt retroactively for you. They'll help you get through hang ups that you've got because of it.
>>33257543>my first thought would be something inappropriate Like what
>and my second thought would be about hygieneHe cleans it, yeah
>and my third thought would be probably about the context in how i discovered that factYou saw it in his closet because he forgot to hide it properly when you came over at his house.
>>33257545well in a long relationship she probably would feel bad for you but I don't think she would leave you because of that
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Anons I’m back, can I talk about what happened
>>33257560Kek, have you never dated a female before? Female creatures dump guys for wearing the wrong coloured jeans already. That molested anon will get dumped as soon as he reveals that or if he shows any kind of weakness.
>>33257577Did you post boobies again?
>>3325758220f Jew girl that posted her boobs
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>>33257577Okay so I went to this girls place to pregame and there were 5 others. I thought we were going to a college bar but We went over to some guys place to drink and chat and like the 9 of us just chilled and eventually we just smoked some sort of weed. Except I was the only sober one
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>>33257585But here’s the funny thing
I decided to open up tinder, and the first profile I see is literally the guy sitting right in front of me
I joked with them all about it and i was like
>can i swipe, what’s gonna happenInstant match. We all laughed
Then the girls came over and “played tinder” with me while the guys got more booze
Women have you ever been in a boys bathroom?
>>33257578yes I have and when they actually love you, they won't dump you over something like that, you either dated evil women or you have no idea what you are talking about
>>33257588We had to use change rooms designed for men when I played cricket. They were so nasty.
>>33257587Cute.
Was the guy cute too or nah
>>33257599>cricketA pajeeta?
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>>33257587Also I matched with every guy I swiped right on
>>33257585>>33257587>>33257602Kek. You are basically a sorority girl at this point. Have fun.
>>33257600Cute enough for me, I wanted him
Idk if he’ll respond
I’m still in shock desu, I don’t usually think that men in public actually want me it’s only internet men, but I guess not?
>>33257588Yeah. I'm not waiting if I have to piss, and the women's restrooms are full of some lardbeast shitting her brains out. I expect men to do the same if it's empty otherwise.
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>>33257604I’ve never been to a fraternity but they said they’ll take me to one when they come back
>>33257608I’m not the whore, the men who matched are the real whores
>>33257579>>33257584Where did she post her boobs?
>>33257607everyone wants you, probably the chicks too.
just try not to get herpes or a broken heart
>>33257612If you match with every man and post pics of your naked body for strange old men on the internet, I'm sorry to say, you're a whore. self reflection babe.
now that femcel catposter is officially in her slut arc
will she also be absent on saturdays from now on with the rest of the femanons
>>33257618No I don’t swipe right on every man, but every man I did swipe on I matched with
>>33257614https://archived.moe/soc/thread/34055777/#q34061391
>>33257620Just jewess doing jewess whore shit. News at 11.
>>33257621Keys and locks babe. You are a whore and that's just how it is. Let's not forget
>>33257622 either
>>33257624i have had nothing but positive experiences with the women of the tribe
a lil neurotic maybe
I’m still a virgin though
>>33256190 (OP)Honest question to women: Whenever someone talks about empathy in Instagram, it's just a buzzword for most of you isn't it? Went through my Instagram feed (bad fucking idea) and got bombarded with girlboss content. Really need to find some employment for a while, I hate our shitty job market.
>>33257630Matters not. It's a mindset thing. You won't be for long anyway.
>>33257630yeah in all seriousness, i've said it before: posting your boobs and swiping around on Tinder has no consequences.
But if/when you start banging these guys in real life there will be consequences
All you can get here is shitposts that fade away as soon as the screen turns off
>>33257630Posting your body online was not a good idea.
In spite of being a virgin I keep having creeps approach me. Is there something in my body language that tells them I would let them smash?
>>33257638You're a female and you're hot and men want to fuck virginity has nothing to do with it
>>33257638they approach everyone, that's why they are "creeps"
>>33257631Yeah. Pretending to be an armchair psychologist is commonstuffs. Even moreso now that therapy is topping the charts as being some kind of new fixall, despite it being not new and not that
>>33257612Men aren't in a position to choose in 2025. By being a female creature without tattoos and one that's not fat, you're already a top 10% female creature. And your pussy being untouched by men puts you in the top 1%, but you are an online whore like the other anons said. It's disgusting that you posted yourself on 4chan, that takes away 50 points at least from your purity.
>>33257612you aren't in any room to talk when you posted tits on 4chan...
>>33257622What a God, thank you
>>33257646Creature? I’m not a “creature”
>>33257656That anon means it as a term of endearment. He likes you.
>>33257654Gonna go for another round once I recharge
I'm tired and all I can think about are his strong arms wrapped around me ;-;
>>33257659Foul nigga. You don’t need to announce every passing whim to the world.
>>33257662From now on I'm going to imagine you mean this anon's strong arms
>>33257646
>>33257664Ceaseless Discharge ahh
>>33257669We're all filthy niggas here homeboy
>>33257622oh damn they are the perfect size
>>33257671Knights of the Chan my nig
>>33257613Who the fuck plays cricket besides pajeetas?
https://youtu.be/ZRSNy8DcIDk
>>33257662That’d be so nice rn
>>33257659Wait, was the girl that posted pictures of herself in a blue skirt earlier today her?
She said she lost 120 pounds and she mentioned weight loss.
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>>33257685No idea. Probably though. Was it itt?
>>33257682>artist's signature '05>instantly had to get up and walk around to try to clear the feelsMan. The matching music too.
These things didn't even happen and I feel like I've lived 6 lives sometimes.
>>33257687I want you to know that you have very kissable boobs.
https://youtu.be/XD_nvxZ0tEo
Holy shit the jewess is 5'10"
>>33254914It gives Pinterest or Aesthetic Instagram vibes.
>>33257721I feel compelled to call her mommy
>>33257721Wtf does "508" mean
https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/33253334/#q33255362
>>33257721Her thighs look way too short to be 5'10
>>33257737508 inches total height of subject.
Perfect subject found.
>>33257742SHES 42 FEET?
IM COOOOMING
>>33257742>>33257737I fucking hope so, giantess mommy can carry me in her cleavage but these were the posts that led me to believe she is 5'10"
>>33255134>>33255153>>33255134>>33255153
>>33257745You can fraud words easy but not photos. I don't believe it for a minute.
>>33257677>Who the fuck plays cricket besides pajeetas?Britain, Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, and the West Indies.
>>33257748Nah she is tall. Taking pictures gives foreshortening from the perspective of the camera.
If you don't believe it, look down and take a pic of your dick and it will look 3 inches long
https://youtu.be/PcMmuQUC3sc
>>33257694Halo art from back then always makes me feel at home.
>>33256369What the fuck, explain yourself
>>33256682>GunThis is on my to do list, I intend on getting my CCW license
>HelmetWhat kind
>Body ArmorI am going to get a weighted vest and thats pretty similar aesthetically. Will consider getting a plate carrier in the future.
>Short ShortsI'm not getting those old school gym teacher shorts that are like 5 inches
>>33257758Oh thank god, so thats why my shmeat looks inadequate in pics.
How do I remedy this.
>>33257760Getting 3 inch shorts instead? Based, make sure to compare legs with the catposting femanon
>>33257758Her legs were basically perpendicular to the camera, no shortening. I'd peg her at 5'5 maybe.
>>33257764>Getting 3 inch shorts instead?Okay, maybe I might. Just for the meme and so a very special lady can have the option to see it.
https://youtu.be/hl0w_PAxjH4
>>33257762Take a pic of it next to a redbull for scale
I don't suck cock! the cock sucks me!
>>33257773I really appreciate these posts sometimes. Have a good night.
Hope she posts her boobies again. Maybe her pussy this time too.
Femanons, my bestie thinks that the girl I am dating looks insane... because she is very alternative.
I told her that she's a sweetheart.
>>33257779I do not have a redbull but I can tell you that I as big as a redbull can in length and in girth I'm like 1cm short in width
My favourite meme of Atoga is how every man is a perma virgin but also has dicks bigger than pornstars.
>>33257795I feel left out because I'm not a perma virgin :/
>>33257795mine is not that big but it's big enough that I can grab it with both hands :3
(and I have big hands!)
>>33257787maybe you should fuck some sense into her
>>33257779I think I'm going to have to keep an eternal redbull in my room for this purpose now
>>33257801pro tip: girls know about you sending unsolicited dick pics when they see cans and rulers in your bedroom
>>33257802Put a workbench in your room as well so they think you're just staying up for hours on end working on projects. Gives you bonus points for looking like you work with your hands too.
>>33257798>:3Such a shame its wasted on an effeminate bottom femboy
>>33257804Big dicked femboys are based.
>>33257805Femboys are supposed to have cute and feminine penises
>>33257807Femboys don’t fit into your box, fascist. Love is love!
>>33257802But I only send solicited dick pics :/
I guess I can hide the red bull somewhere
>>33257804I'm not a femboy though!!! I just like using emoticons and I'm not effeminate either and I'm certainly not a bottom, I am however submissive
>>33257811Yeah, you're a fag
>>33257812but I like women how am I a fag?
>>33257813You like it up the ass too
>>33257811If a femanon gave you a reach around handy you'd let her peg you
Femanons thoughts on North Macedonia
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>>33257825>yugos>muslims or catholicspass
>>33257833What about Montenegro
>>33257835look, anything further down than austria is terrorists
>>33257430>How often do men jack offIt varies a lot from one man to another. It also depends on whether you're currently having sex or not, how stressed out you are, and how old you are. When I was 15 and (unsurprisingly) not having sex, I could just about survive doing it 7 or 8 times a week, but twice a day was much more comfortable. Once I remember coming 9 times in one day, but that was certainly exceptional! Now that I'm middle aged and having sex I generally don't do it at all unless my partner is away for more than a week.
>>33257840feel free to try and change my mind
>>33257846I don't I respect your opinion. I am not of that group anyways.
>>33257318>I want to be 8 years old and be molested by a perverted red headed girl in her early 20sYou really, really don't.
>>33257258>boy steps on landmine>girl makes is about herself
>>33257252I did a total of twenty pushups yesterday.
>>33257860nta
turn that into burpees
>>33257186>If I knew her band size, I could say for certain.Why is cup size not relative to frame size?
>>33257861>>33257860Sorry, I also meant to say that I'm proud of you and good job
>>33257071Glory to Arstotzka
>>33257063No, they're hot.
>>33256931I want to cuddle with a woman no matter how hot it gets. And rub our sweat kn each other.
>>33257876better than yours anyways
>>33257882Someone’s upset today.
>>33256931Yes, they are more fragant.
They become a little preseasoned so they taste better.
Their skin glows and glistens.
When a woman sweats there is nothing but positives.
>>33257882Nta
That's quite rude and unwarranted
>>33256691What is the punishment?
>>33256931Only if she's a hot 7/10 girl.
>>33256660Why don't you ask her?
>>33257884>posts cringe>gets called cringe for posting cringe>HAHA U IS MADok
>>33257887she will not fuck you
>>33257861It's impossible to make burpees look dignified.
it feels nice to masturbate with both hands hehehe
>>33257895its impossible to make any exercising look dignified
>>33257900Personally disagree.
>>33257895Okay? And?
Doing burpees may not look dignified but the results from them will.
>>33257901Not true, if you do them with good form.
>>33257895Since when was that ever the point of exercise
>>33257900I wouldn't know.
>>33257906>look at me, living such a dystopian life that I have to move my body for the sake of moving my body because I have become such an obsolete creature that my daily physical energy is not of any use in any way and I have to artificially waste it to not get even fatter and crazier
>>33257912You know why.
>>33257914Fair enough. I feel like this applies to most anons ITT and in westernised society in general.
Is drinking water a meme? I feel like it's a psyop with everyone telling you "you must stay hydrated!!". I've seen some athletes say that they never drink water while working out also.
>>33257914Ok so what now. Rot and stagnate? Gotta move even if it's for the sake of moving no matter what way you look at it.
>>33257903really? why?
I personally think it feels great
>>33257910oh..I'm sorry anon
>>33257917Drinking water is not a meme and it's very important.
>"you must stay hydrated!!is a meme and Americans are being stupid about it.
>>33257917The whole "you need to drink 27 litres of water a day" meme is obviously a trick. You wash out your essential elements while guzzling down xenoestrogens, microplastics, pharmaceuticals and of course, "harmless" fluoride.
If you simply drink when thirsty, that's enough.
Women
If a nice first date with all the bells and whistles (Uber/gas, gift, nice restaurant) can cost me upwards of 150 bucks why shouldn't I take the money and have a guaranteed fuck with a prostitute?
>>33257944Nag
Who's stopping you
>>33257942I think it is a psyops to make people fat and buy more food/need more medical care because they deplete themselves by flushing out nutrients, which makes them hungrier to try and replace them.
>>33257944>giftlol, anon really fell for the rage bait
as the other anon said, whats stopping you?
Girls, why don't you wear a navel piercing?
>>33257944do whatever you want, im not your parent
>>33257917You drink when you’re thirsty. That’s it. The body is really good at letting you know.
How do we teach women to stop being entitled, self-centered misandrists?
>>33257412I can dream... )':
>>33257944150 bucks on a first date?? Bro I take her to mcdonald's
>>33257917>Is drinking water a meme?I don't think so, it's boiling and I'm hungover af rn drinking dat water
>>33257970We can all dream, but it ain't gonna happen for any of us
>>33257944Like the other anon implied, $150 is a bit much for a first date. I usually spend around $50.
>>33257969same way we teach men, total war
until everyone has starved, been bombed and lost loved ones, so they know what real pain, suffering, loss and trauma is, nothing will change
>>33257975Fr
I just had a job interview with another mommy at a store nearby... she kept twirling her hair and giggling and losing her train of thought kek it was bants... too bad we can't just have sex
>>33257900Mr. Hands
>>33257486Idk some normie girl at a party last night was telling me about better call saul and how she saw blink 182 (didn't realise they were still together)
>>33257458Based
I have the same question but Haley
>>33257456She's cute, has big boobs and is friendly, what more do you need? Stop being a wanker and flirt with her
>>33257939Lol I miss the Eric Andre show
>>33257430M, ordinarily about once or twice a week, I'm hungover and horny rn though and never got to fap yesterday before getting ready to go out
Femanons tell me what to fap to
>>33257991The "We'll Be Right Back" hard cut is one of the best things that ever came out of comedy skit shows like that.
>>33257975Also why is the thread so dead? Where tf is everyone?
>>33257139Wtf I missed this
>>33257999It's extremely early in the morning for people in the US and still kinda early for Europeans for a weekend.
>>33257999all the bot nests got bombed
>>33256931Tfw my niece's stacy friends are still at the house and half are in bikinis as it's boiling
How much truth is there to losing the minds ability to form romantic relationships and/or maintaining them if you've not been in one for a certain amount of time.
Some say if you had no experience in the developmental stages, the mind never creates the ability as like with most things, if the body doesnt see the need for something, it gets rid of it.
>>33258009>pedo qt strikes again
>>33258001>kinda early for Europeans for a weekendIt's midday in Europe bro
Get up ya lazy bastards
>>33258014I'm American but on weekends it's pretty common for me to get up after noon.
>>33258011yeah, the longer you go without something, the less used you are to the downsides of something and if you them try it, it will seem horrible
kinda like how always working 8-6 every day without a break can feel less devastating than trying to get back into it after a prolonged time of unemployment because you never get the chance to experience what it‘s like to not do that
>>33258013Kekk
I am tryna be the responsible adult and made sure that they all ate and went to sleep last night, I fell asleep last night in a chair lol
One of the girls' moms is hot and apparently single...
>>33258016Sometimes it's easier to 4get...
>>33258020>tryna be the responsible adult and made sure that they all ate and went to sleep last nightright, because normal adults lust after 14yos in bikinis
>>33258015>weekends it's pretty common for me to get up after noonJelly desu
Even if I go to bed at like 6am my body decides to wake at 10/11am
>>33258022They're like 17 and I'm not "lusting" lol just commenting on how the situation is funny
One of the girls asked me if she looked good and I'm like uhh yes you look healthy and well that's what's important in life
Women,would you dry hump me while we make out and hug and touch?
>>33258022I just overheard one of the girls say she liked me and thought I was cute, awwww my heart
Maybe she can put in a good word with her mom jkk
Gonna get more snacks and juice for em then take a nap upstairs though cause feel like a zombie
Thanks for reading my gay blog
>>33258026you personally? probably not
>>33258028Im anon and you dont know me
>>33257974Are you me dawg wtf
i gotta say, my respect for billy mitchell really went up after he beat karl jobst in court. i used to see him as a real sleaze, now i can the self-conscious factor in his bluster. it's all a bit.
>>33257996I can still hear the music in my head kek
>>33258003Rest in pieces... D:
>>33258013I do hope they gtfo tonight though so I can go back to playing Crash 4
Think they're finished their exams so don't blame them for having a piss-up
>>33258037Omg we're in sync
I'm gonna try fap and nap lol
>>33258027You are the snack bro aha
thinking about becoming a capital letters poster
>>33258046Nigga gonna type like my grandpa
LIFES SHORT... ENJOY IT WHILE YOU CAN...
>>33258035exactly, why would I want to grind on a stranger
>>33258026ya it’s one of my fantasys to dry hump a guy in a makeout sesh one day
>>33258046capitalistic pig!
>>33258048how else am i supposed to stress my point?
>>33258054i don't wanna hear it, mcbain
>>33258048Based gramps shouting from the rooftops
>>33258045Lol gg
I mean her mom could eat me alive and I wouldn't complain
>>33258042MY HEAD CAVES, IT'S SPINNING AROUND
Too much beer last night and I don't even like beer oh well
Kek are you even in a state to crank one out. Oh well have fun with that.
>>33258058You'd be the one eating her if you know what I mean
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Fuck capitalism we in small towns only
>>33258066Wasn't this guy basically a 4chan poster irl. Never bathed, never cut his hair, smelled like shit, had retarded opinions etc.
>>33258059I'M SPINNING AROUND MOVE OUT OF MY WAY
Lol get on the beers, what were you up to, just having a chill one?
Yeah my mistake was having some cider, then beers with a friend, then more cider at the house...
Yeah I can crank one out quickly cause I blueballed myself yesterday
Ideally then I can sleep again and by the time I wake the house will be empty but realistically I'll nap an hour if I'm lucky
Watcha doing today
Thread is dead so may as well blogpost
>>33258065Haha I wish, bon appetit...
>>33258066Bro really needs a barber
But I guess he wouldn't pay for it lol
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>>33258072uhm, thats because he was too busy saving the poors CHUD
>>33258072That's just the Victorian era, how are you gonna bath in a cholera infested city?
>>33258072well, let's not try to reduce everything to the most trivial points of commonality.
>>33258046Don't, it sucks sometimes. There will be days you just wanna talk about cock, then someone starts asking if you're some letters poster and then it all goes offtopic from there.
>>33258072Just found a couple of sources:
>Marx had horrid personal hygiene, barely ever bathing or cleaning his home. A Prussian policeman investigating Marx in London in 1850 reported on his room: "Everything dirty and covered with dust, so that to sit down becomes a hazardous business.">Karl Marx actually was vehemently against having a bath and never had one his entire life. He didn't even wash or change his clothes often.Reminds me of this hippie girl I knew who'd shower like once a week
>>33258081desu that's all that's been holding me back so far
>>33258079fantasy is not the same as actually doing it you idiot
>>33258076>please send me £3 by this Wednesday My trying to get my giro to pay me tick bill
>>33258085relatable. actually makes me like him more.
>>33258075SO BAR THE FRONT DOOR, AND DONT LET IT IN
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WuWUfv0o2Fo
Was at a function last night buddy was outta town and came home yesterday, got some lads together and has a jolly good time. Crashed at his place eatin leftover pizza as we speak
Lol you are freaky asf mike when was the last time you slept.
I'm just chillin but my head's aching and throats dry. Worth it doe
>Bon appetit Don't let your dreams be dreams innit
>>33258093Can't relate, I've been showering and changing my clothes at least twice a day in this heat
My mind might be in ruins but at least I look/smell nice
>>33258079We men are probably at like 70 lol
>>33258090Yeah,we're gonna do it through the screen. Spooky
>>33258099>got some lads together and has a jolly good time. Crashed at his place eatin leftover pizza as we speakSounds like a fun one with the boys
When are you leaving
I wish I had some pizza rn, barely ate yesterday
Who tf is mike? Lel
I did get a few hours' sleep in a chair last night but I just wanna snooooze
Drink plenty of water my guy
>Don't let your dreams be dreamsJust doo itt
Well realistically I will never message the hot mom idk what to talk to her about
She likes alt/metal bands but that's all I know
>>33258100i would probably stop showering altogether if i never had to go out. it's just never been a big thing for me.
It kinda sucks that it is the way it is, but if you are an attractive man (and by this I am talking about general attractiveness, not "he's handsome to me shit"), then it never really makes sense to get bogged down in one monogamous relationship for the rest of your life.
That's why pretty much all famous/rich men end up engaging in serial monogamy or straight up cheating on all their women.
Monogamy only makes sense for men who need to work really hard to convince a girl that they are worth it.
>>33258110To each their own, I've barely left the house this week but still shower at least once a day, just don't like feeling dirty and sweaty
My housemates are like you they go days without showering, idk how they cope
>>33258104Just a bunch of sweaty shirtless drunk guys playing video games in 35 degrees heat what more can you need
Gonna dip in like 15 mins prob
You nigga. Space Michael
Yeah I didn't get much sleep either but whatever gotta roll with the punches
Yeah it was a joke lol that'd fuck up your life more than it already is. But it'd be so funny.
>>33258112What a ridiculous and horrible take lol
The real chads are loyal to their lovely wife
Only insecure and dark triad losers are infidels
>>33258110After about a week without showering it legitimately becomes an issue for me cause I smell so bad and start to notice it. Esp in the summer. Do you just not sweat.
>>33258114>Gonna dip in like 15 mins probAh right, catch ya later then, take it ez <3
Oh yeah forgot about that nickname kek. Could play space channel 5 later...
Tbh I probably wouldn't nap otherwise but I cba to interact with people more rn
>that'd fuck up your life more than it already isLol idk I'd probably feel better rn if I could eat out a tattoo'd MILF
But ik that is just hangover horny brain speaking
>>33258112it doesn't make sense? how doesn't it make sense? getting bogged down in one relationship seems less of a pain than getting bogged down in a multitude of them. why make it more difficult than it needs to be? some people just aren't as motivated by philandering as you seem to think.
>>33258112There's nothing like having and being a one and only
>>33258122This
Dealing with one woman is enough stress
>>33258118not when i'm inside. but i live alone and yeah it doesn't bother me. sometimes i'll even relish in how filthy i'm becoming, like it's my little secret
>>33258115>The real chads are loyal to their lovely wifeYou'd be hard pressed to find a single celebrity who didn't have multiple divorces or cheating scandals.
What is even more striking, is that even those who are openly lefties and have all the right opinions about pretty much everything, still end up going through women like they go through pants.
Women:
What's your opinion on middle-aged or approaching-middle age women who indulge in fantasies and erotica novels like 50 Shades of Gray and similiar?
>>33258120Gonna stumble my way home
Forgot all about us maaaan smdh
Take your nap mane you need that shit
Might take one when I get home
Eating out your niece's friend's mom is kind of a power move I can't lie
Did anyone watch that new incel show then with the nerd with the bad haircut? Dateless to Dangerous or something like that? Was it any good kek?
>>33258131Sounds like slop
>>33258122Evolution wants us to spread our seed.
People think we are above that, but we aren't.
Everything we do, we do it to pass on our genes.
>>33258123If that's the case then one has to ask why the top 0.1% of men don't seem to care that much about having a one and only.
>>33258128Lol enjoy your stumbling
Wait are you also a britbong or eurotrash
Wtf I never forgot, skribbl just not happened in a while
Enjoy your nap, I might nap then go for a walk and hope the yoofs aren't here all night lol
>Eating out your niece's friend's mom is kind of a power move I can't lieLol
I probably will never message her tho
>>33258126Nta, bro, they're fucking celebs, of course they do that shit. It has nothing to do with their looks, it's just their personality.
>>33258138Yeah it looks like ass desu lol, another feminist anti-incel propaganda
Just realised it's a TV movie not a series, maybe I'll watch later
>>33258139evolution is a dead theory, and you're oversimplifying it even so. you're not even being consistent with your claim above, since it wouldn't make sense for any man to stick to a monogamous relationship if what you're saying is true. ugly men would just as willingly shift between ugly women if they were motivated only by an impulse to breed. every man would lower his standards in order to guarantee the greatest number of mates.
>>33258140Getting hit by a car speedrun any%
Nope I'm your favorite gay Canadian
Yeah we tried to have a few games before but couldn't get them to populate, feels bad. Haven't had a good one in forever.
What time is it in bongistan when do the roadmen come out
Keep it that way blud lel
>>33258135As a middle aged man, this makes me sad. Only fun you're apparently allowed to have as an older person is bingo night.
Being monogamous as a male is cope, men weren't designed to be husbands, that's unnatural abbreviation created during beginning of agriculture to keep people productive
>>33258149>being a degenerate is funok
>>33258150Why does it matter? The fact that you're asking just illustrates my point.
>>33258157I'm just asking man no judgement
40s? 50s?
>>33258155stfu, chantard.
>>33258154we're not all africans here, buddy
>>33258160Africans didn't invent agriculture
>>33258163Any advice for a youngster
Do girls know that no makeup looks attractive to men?
>>33258162it was a joke. over your head
>>33258167>we like it best when you actually are pretty without having to do anything no shit
>>33258163pace that other anon, i'm furiously judging you right now
>>33258165>Life is what happens while you're making other plans.
>>33258172I knew you would, because when are you not?
>>33258171That's a bad way to put it, mid girl without makeup looks better than a cute girl with makeup. Pale lips are hot and stand out when everyone else has color
>>33258173Nice thanks pops
>>33258175What do you know
>>33258147It's almost 1pm here, roadman not gonna be caught lacking lol
Don't get hit by a car
Have a nice sat
It's too hot here, fml
>>33258149You can't think of any fun activities besides tying up women and playing bingo?
>>33258167To each their own, I love makeup girls
The more the better
i wish women would explain their obsession with the color pink. i myself hate it, just hate it.
How come every chick has tattoos and/or a septum piercing?
>>33258189They're guy magnets and give +10 to a long term relationship
>>33258189Seems that way when you only see em though the internet
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>>33258178makeup is meant to mimic youth and health, ofc someone too stupid to understand that simple concept will look even worse than those not doing anything, but those that understand that concept still mog the unhealthy old ones without makeup, everyone gets mogged by the actually healthy and young and pretty one without makeup
like this:
>young, pretty, healthy girl without makeup mogs
>young, pretty, healthy girl with well done makeupmogs
>young, healthy girl with bad makeupmogs
>young, healthy girl without makeupmogs
>old, unhealthy woman with well done makeupmogs
>old, unhealthy woman without makeupmogs
>old, unhealthy woman with bad makeupwhen men say women look better without makeup it‘s because they only compare young, healthy, pretty women with no makeup to young, healthy, pretty women with bad makeup
ofc in that case no makeup always mogs
>>33258191Yeah +10 psychic damage
>>33258192It's *all* of them
>>33258194Babe chill. You're young pretty a s healthy too.
>>33258188I'm a guy and love pink, it just looks dope
>>33258195I only fall for girls with piercings, pretty sure most guys are the same
>>33258180everything worth knowing
>>33258182Tell those mf cars I survived
You can deal with em you've lived that life
Sunday morning here bruv lol
Fucken tell me about it due for low 40s today. Can't be too hot in gloomy England can it
>>33258201it doesn't though. it looks infantile and garish.
>>33258194How does the makeup less girl mog the girl with makeup if everything else is the same. Isn't that your whole point.
>>33258207Your mum looks infantile and garish
I will keep wearing pink tops
>>33258206>Can't be too hot in gloomy England can itIt's just uncomfortable especially upstairs in the house. Proply not too bad outside with the breeze
Enjoy your Sunday kek, actually gonna try nap now, catch ya later
>>33258202It's more that they're the only girls who show interest in me kek
Which is funny cause I have no piercings or tattoos
>>33258213it all depends on who is wearing makeup and how they are wearing it, not simply on wether they wear it or not
>>33258214Lucky anon wife one of them immediately
Women:
Would you want to be her?
Bonus points: Rate the clothing.
>>33258216You said it was well done makeup though. Shouldn't that make her look better than an equivalent clean girl.
>>33258223by well done I mean with the idea in mind that makeup is supposed to mimic youth and health and genetic superiority, if you already have all of those without makeup then even well done makeup will be a downgrade
>>33258222Silly anon forgot that women overrate themselves and downplay other women, they will never answer yes to this
>>33258214Later Mike dont get stabbed innit
>>33258220>wife one of them immediatelyI wish but they only wanted fwb ):
>>33258224Wouldn't it just be a cherry on top though. Just fix and smooth out the little things to bring her to an 11.
I am so hungover.
I just had to clean my desk, because I spilled shit on it last night and just went to bed without cleaning it up.
Moped it three times and it is still sticky wtf
>>33258231no, because that would just make her appear insecure and ungrateful
How do I get my wife to act sluttier in bed? Wife is a "nice girl" - super normie. Don't get me wrong, I like that about her.
Our sex life is good and healthy but it'd be nice if she'd cut loose a little bit. Talk dirty or something once in a while
>>33258233We're talking about raw looks here, not insecurity or whatever. Besides if it's well done wouldn't big dumb moids not notice anyway.
>>33258234this is why throughout all of human history it was a more or less tolerated secret that married men fuck prostitutes
>>33258232Are there 3 of us in here dafuq
Women:
How do I get my wife to act less slutty in bed? It was hot at first, but now her constant moans and dirty talk and 'fuck me daddy' are getting kinda old and annoying. She also always wants to do anal which I never really liked in the first place.
How can I get her to chill out?
>>33258236confidence and gratefulness is what takes a 10 to an 11, not covering a tiny pore
>>33258227Later Canadian boy
Cheers, only person that can stab me is myself jk
I'm not looking forward to cleaning up after these bloody kids later, if I nap and wake up hopefully it'll be all a dream
>>33258239Hangover bros in the chat
https://youtu.be/HkMNOlYcpHg?si=7h3BvZOpRjkRgjOY
>>33258232Try cleaning it with a vinegar and water mixture
>>33258240beatings and shaming
>>33258242Kinda seems like you're moving the goalposts here
>>33258243Wait wtf youtube is wildin, I meant to post this https://youtu.be/HkMNOlYcpHg?si=1IJCQifZXIPYcOdC
>>33258234just be glad for what you have. if she wanted to be more whorish, she would. it's just not in her nature.
>>33258237that's retarded. you're retarded. your response to this post will be retarded.
Women:
If your boyfriend bought you sexy footwear, but later revealed he had an ulterior motive since he has a foot fetish, how would you react?
>>33258243Focken ell Mike go to sleep lol
>>33258251uphold the dignity of hus bloodline by killing him for being a disgusting footfag
moving goalpost is an excellent defensive move. if it's not against the rules there's no reason you shouldn't do it.
>>33258252Alright bathroom free so I'm gonna go for a piss and nap now
Fuck my life honestly
>>33258243>Try cleaning it with a vinegar and water mixtureI just used some window cleaner now, since the desk is actually shiny and shit.
>>33258254Babe... You didn't quote the post
>>33258251man what a boring question. give me a few minutes to respond. i just need to rouse myself from the profound state of boredom your question put me in.
>>33258115Even in wickedness incels cannot win. Incels rise up!
In all seriousness I predict that in the future only the strong and the cunning are the only people who could have the sort of loyal and comitted relationship that people aspire to. Hate to say it but religion is far behind on this, and I say this as a Catholic. Too many supposed Catholic men and women who are merely last choices or betabucks or willingly blind. I hate that I'm unironically using -cel terms
>>33258259Bro what do you want from me, I can't always have philosophical questions on hand.
>>33258258it was just a general observation, i didn't want to impose myself into the conversation
Women if you were allowed to carry a gun would you
If not would you be ok with a guy carrying one
>>33258263It is against the rules of logic though, check and mate.
>>33258239I don't know, but I am hitting up my newest egirl for some sexting, seems she is asleep however.
Listening to this now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hN5X4kGhAtU
>>33258265rhetoric maybe, but not logic.
>>33258265"Oh, so you're checking me out and you want to mate?"
>>33258267Lmao you gotta get a girl bro
Do people actually listen to music videos. Everything on my playlist is exclusively from topic channels cause it doesn't have the extra bullshit sounds.
>>33258257OK, did that help?
>>33258261I also grew up Catholic, my parents' marriage was terrible
>>33258268You get the point. Poor sportsmanship.
>>33258270That's the spirit
>>33258273>you gotta get a girlToo hung over for anything but a whore right now.
I would slap her ass around and make her choke though.
>>33258274I think so.
i thought it was a meme, but people really do just let ai do their thinking for them now. somehow you can never be too cynical. people's desire to be subjugated overpowers all other human impulses.
We should pay people to lose weight. And give them small stipends for as long as they keep it off.
>>33258264I would and yes.
>>33258281So I should get fat at my next job, then quit and coast off the losing weight money?
>>33258281we should pay thin people to be thin. that'll reward the good while also incentivizing the bad. it'll also help further marginalize fat people, because everyone will know that they're prioritizing their fatness above even monetary considerations. they'll rightly be hated by all decent people.
>>33258276>slap her ass around and make her chokePornbrained
>think soGood shit
>>33258288I'm just a dom and the women who are into me know and love that.
>>33258279I agree it's ridiculous lol. I can't imagine unironically using AI for anything besides a meme
>>33258291Do you get any hoes IRL tho
>>33258285Leanbux alone won't be enough to keep you going
>>33258292Not when I'm lazy during a hangover, so egirls are my option right now.
>>33258293It will help keep me going a bit longer tho til I run out of money and need another job
>>33258295Ok if you fatten up then you get taxed
>>33258294Entertaining an egirl sounds like more effort than just taking a hangover nap with a baddie IRL desu
>>33258296Shit, plan foiled
>>33258296how about killed?
>>33258298I honestly don't care about your lack of knowledge.
>>33258299Executions cost money though, this way we can wring cash out of them and motivate them at the same time.
>>33258273Sometimes the bullshit sounds add to the atmosphere desu https://youtu.be/HoQN7K6HdRw?si=zcld2zZCFMkneiY_
>>33258292>I can't imagine unironically using AI for anything besides a memeOn occasion, I find it exceptionally useful as a Dr. Watson. Essentially: "...no, that's no good but you've given a good idea."
Reading good writing enthralls you so it's difficult to dissect it. Reading bad writing inspired you to write better.
>>33258279People are generally just lazy and stupid. They'd rather mash the easy button over and over until they get something that works than put any thought at all into their work.
>>33258301if they have money to overeat, they have money to fund their own executions.
>>33258304>Reading bad writing inspired you to write betterYou mean "inspires"?
>>33258281You're welcome to try that if you want.
>>33258292NTA but I don't use it even for that. They're pushing it on us at work and I absolutely refuse.
>>33258306Yeah but it's not like they're gonna finance their own executions and we can't just confiscate it after we kill them unless we go full Hitler 1984 totalitarianism.
>>33258310They're pushing AI on you at work?? Christ that sounds soul-destroying lol, I'm glad I don't work a bullshit corporate job kek
>>33258310Nta
I've had fun dicking around and having it make pictures for me
I'm so hungry I'm gonna go eat some shit
>>33258312no one's going to tax them either. the powers that be want people fat, so people will be fat.
What games do girls play while listening to audiobooks?
>>33258313Not like it's helpful anyway. When someone builds an AI that can look at a network with thousands of switches and routers and figure out all the places where somebody fucked up HSRP config or a Cisco bug is causing MPLS forwarding to not work or whatever else, I'll probably be out of a job, but that probably isn't going to happen anytime soon.
>>33258310Imagine being the next wave of boomers making yourself obsolete because you refuse to adapt to times changing, lol
>>33258317Ok yes but in this hypothetical situation where the powers that be want to slim everyone down a tax would be better than straight up shooting them.
>>33258146Nta and not disagreeing with your vore point
>evolution is a dead theoryGeneral evolution was essentially proven nearly a century ago. Human evolution is heavily debated and muddied by humans being conceptual and social. Like hard yellowish teeth are a genetically dominant trait that has been largely bred out.
>>33258322>vore pointFirst he tells us he's a pedo and now this
>>33258320You're confused. This is the Dot Com Bubble 2.0. Within the next five years the AI meme is going to collapse and all the money will dry up as businesses realize they've been dumping money into a meme. A handful of companies will survive the collapse, and they'll build actually useful products that will make them multi-billion dollar companies, but most of the businesses will just be gone.
>>33258325ok, see you on the other side then
>>33258322>hard yellowish teeth are a genetically dominant trait that has been largely bred outIn favour of what exactly
Women would you date a man who only drinks 3.25% milk
>>33258322>General evolution was essentially proven nearly a century agoit's proven but still heavily debated? what's the debate about?
>>33256190 (OP)my bf opened up and said he sometimes feels a little insecure when I go out wearing my cute short skirts
he’s said he's not trying to control me or anything (phew), just that he gets this lil jealous flutter in his tummy. he wanted to share this little insecurity with me and also said he knows it's a him problem not an us problem
I initially just shut him down and told him to quit being insecure but now desu I think it was kind of sweet?? I’m wondering… should I help him feel more secure or is this a dating red flag? Girlies with dating experience please help
>>33258345This is probably a dude
>>33258349Why the fuck would a dude post that shit
Female women do you prefer thick tough looking hands or slender elegant hands
Holy shit, I love sluts so much.
I am not even joking, they absolutely make the world go round.
>>33256190 (OP)Do vagina-havers really use the word "ick"?
Seems like a meme.
>>33258112>serial monogamyThis is literally just monogamy. Relationships don't always work out and then end. Then another monogamous relationship starts.
>Monogamy only makes sense for men who need to work really hard to convince a girl that they are worth it.Ask me how I know you've never been in a relationship.
Monogamy makes sense because it's simple. It's a partnership.
>>33258345wear it around him with no underwear then sit on his face. he will like it
>>33258316Enjoy your eating dude
I'm also hungry but I cba to interact with people downstairs so I'm just gonna sleep
>>33258363I had sum noodles
Gaw damn Mike how long have you been saying that. Get your ass to bed bro
>>33258345>Girlies with dating experience please helpThe nigga who wrote this post:
Women, why do you not wear sundresses more often?
>>33258264f i am allowed to carry a gun and i do
need a slutwife to flirt with superior men
>>33258368NTA
You really love that image, don't you.
>>33258364Ooh tasty dude, sounds nice
I not eaten in nearly 24 hours ;_;
Yeah I'm just brocrastinating but gonna fap and nap now
>>33258358Tfw no slutty gf, they're do much fun to be around I wouldn't even care if it ended with her cheating on me. I love sluts so much
>>33258372It's a good representation of fat and balding anon
>>33258374>do much fun to be around I wouldn't even care if it ended with her cheating on meAt that point why not just get a fwb then
You can have fun and fuck them with no strings
>>33258374a lot of slutty gfs are monogamous
So many women thong I see
They look at me but don't see my pp
They bend over and it bites in tight
And I think is alright
>>33258369They know men like that, and they hate men.
>>33258374The best sluts are the ones who are sluts only for their daddy though.
>>33258251Fine- I don't mind foot stuff and would actually like to try it, and I want to try hot and pretty shoes lol
>>33258345This post has a deeply artificial voice. The affectations come across as being very deliberate.
That said, the initial emotional reaction of shutting him down, then considering his feelings and perspective and how he was being sweet, and then not communicating that with him and instead consulting others is all a very common phenomenon among women. Entirely believable scenario.
As for the advice, making him feel more secure might resolve it but as it's mild working out how would be very individual to him. Perhaps simply holding his hand might work. I have no idea.
And then referring to his considerate communication of his feelings as a red flag and immediately using the term "girlies" seems deeply sus.
>>33258384I know a girl like this IRL who doesn't have a boyfriend but has a "daddy" who's some fat middled aged guy, she stays at his for like a few days at a time and just fucks him all week
She's really good looking too
Shit is weird lol
>>33258352probably an autistic foid
>>33258376I don't want a FWB, I want a life partner who loves me
>>33258380True
>>33258387It's not weird, it's natural.
Good girls just want a mentor who can teach them how to be a better fucktoy.
>>33258386You type like a chatbot
>>33258380wtf is a slutty girl then? can they be monogamous
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Saw a black QUEEN on the way home from work yesterday. She was like this, but more deliciously dark.
Anyways, what did the last attractive person you saw look like?
>>33258398Some chick on the subway I don't remember what she looked like
>>33258391Oh then I hope you can find a nice lass who's a freak in the sheets
"Life partner who loves you" and cheating on you sound like oxymorons lol
>>33258394I don't think it's natural lol, she's a classic case of absent father
Lovely gal though
>>33258373Nah it's the trashest bargain bin brand in the country
How can you procrastinate a nap bro come on get schleepin
>>33258398The last person I was attracted to was tiny, pale and had a phenomenal ass.
>>33258401All relationships end in cheating eventually ...
>>33258406Cheating death!
>>33258345post reads like you spat your feelings in chatgpt and asked it to be more girly coded lol
anyway. i used to be this guy and honestly I think it just points to an incompatibility in how you'd like your woman to be. My first gf had massive honkers and showed it off all the time and always made me jealous ngl. 2nd gf was super conservative so we never had issues there. Current gf is kinda in between where she likes to wear tight clothes and low cut tops but it's not too extreme. Honestly i don't fucking know. I still get fucking insecure
>>33258398Like just a a random person?
I was walking home a couple days ago through town and walked past this really tall woman who must've been like at least 6'. She was wearing short black shorts, had freckles and blue eyed, braided blonde hair in French plaits, and was talking in the phone in a Scandinavian accent. She was gorgeous
>>33258403>trashest bargain bin brand in the countryI would still scran some rn
>>33258403>get schleepinOk ok I will in a bit I promise
Just hope these meddling kids aren't here all night trashing the house, cause I think my other housemates get back tomorrow or Tuesday so I was going to spend the weekend cleaning
>>33258345well then stop dressing like a slut
>Go to a friends party
>Immediately attracted to one of the girls there
>Two guys are constantly around her
>One kept leading her in and out of the party
>The other she just talked his ear off
>Assumed one of them was her BF and tried to move on
>My friend comes over
>Tells me I should be mingling with the girls more
>Ask her like who?
>She points to the same girl I was eyeing
>Friend tells me she's actually single and said I was cute
>Also tells me she's looking for something serious but just went through something so she doesn't know if shes ready to date
>Tell her whatever Ill just talk to her. The worst she can say is no
>Go grab a drink before I go talk to her
>Come back and shes gone
>No idea where she went
>Few mins later someones passed out on the floor
>It's her
>One of the guys she came with takes her back home
>Never even got a chance to talk to her
>Text my friend the next morning about it
>Said she'll pass my number to her
>Been 24 hrs and nothing yet
Why the hell am I crushing on some drunk girl I don't know and waiting for them to text me like a retard?!
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Ass > boobs > vagenge > fingers > eyes > lips > legs
feet are disgusting
>>33258396be a slut when you are single, but be loyal in a relationship. you guys forget that men also love to fuck around and be whores, they often manipulate women to get sex
>>33258410Flavorless slop but it fills you up some
Tell them to FOCKEN KEEP IT DOWN IN THERE RIGHT and catch some zs I need a nap too
>>33258416>feet are disgustingThat I can agree with.
Hands are very, very important however.
A woman with short nails is repulsive.
>>33258416That is your opinion. I will respect it even though I disagree.
>>33258414Hope she's alright, at least you had good intentions
>Said she'll pass my number to herNice if she does
Don't dwell on it, if she texts you she texts you
I hate the chase I hate dating I hate going to parties and talking to guys who only want to fuck I hate apps I hate getting ignored I hate trying to convince him to love me and he never does I want to skip straight to the relationship and just
i smrt
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Your highest IQ, succesful attempt with the other gender?
>I'm horny
>Say to her, I'm horny, want to fuck
>We fuck
MANIPULATED
>>33258419I need some flavourless slop rn lol
Gonna try nap now, if I can't I'll shower and go for a walk
Laters dude
>>33258429>hit on MILF at a club and offer to get her a drink>says she is there with her partner>her partner is right there next to herWait nvm that was my lowest IQ attempt
for me its oat bars, my go-to edible slop
>tasty>filling>high calories>high protein (shockingly so)>cheap>easy to store, don't melt even if they have chocolate on themits just peak
>>33258430
>>33258430Have a good one Mike ya lazy bastard lol
>>33258429Not sure if it is considered high IQ, but I had a pale girl, decade younger than me, live with me for some time and she'd let me live out nearly all my sexual fantasies on her.
She was skinny so it was easy to handle and be d her exactly how I wanted and it was clear she loved being nothing more than a sexdoll for me.
Prime tight pussy.
Unfortunately and kind of expected, she was too mentally ill to stick around long.
>>33258424>Don't dwell on itThis is the hardest part and its silly. I'd rather get rejected immediately than play this wait and hope game.
>>33258432My lowest IQ attempt:
>see cute girl at a bar>work up courage and speak to her>stutter through "hey can I get you a drink">"i have a boyfriend sorry">panic>completely unprepared mentally so i change the story in my head>confidently go "oh no my friend over there dared me to get the prettiest girl in the bars number tonight">she leans forward and asks for my phone>she actually puts in her numberprolly fake digits but never bothered calling to check, not my type
>>33258429F
I have zero successful attempts
>>33258429F
Answering a craigslist ad and ending up in a year long relationship
>>33258447How did that happen
>>33258433Ah yeah I used to eat a lot of those too
>>33258435>lazyU fookin wot m8
You too my g
>>33256238I mostly watch women’s sports
>>33258440>play this wait and hope gameI'm saying not to do this, just carry on with your life (and if she texts you, great)
>>33258443Based pick up line lol
You're more confident than me
Tbh I've never approached someone at a bar, just not my personality
>>33256261M that was 2 days ago and it’s too hot
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Women, thoughts on eternal damnation? Thoughts on ceaseless, infernal suffering?
>>33258456I love sexy attractive women
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>Meet my discord gamer gf in person
>Play some Mario Party, get drunk, go to bed
>She says we're going to bread, ahah, we teleported bread
>My penis dies of cringe
>She pushes and mounts me and says we're going to level up
>Unzips me, saying she wants to see my warp pipe
>Every time she bounces on me she says "bing", "bing" or "wahoo"
>Gonna finish, warn her
>"Skibbidi rizz, give me your jizz"
>Laying down after,
>New high score
bros... i am regret
Femanons, instruct me what I should fap to
>>33258460Sounds better than my discord gamer gf, she put a cock ring on my dick and said "let's blast through with sonic speed"
>>33258461Mutilated African children
>>33258464Please ik it's pride month but no gay shit
I will fap to anything you tell me to but it has to be women (without dicks)
>>33258398Blonde hair brown eyes, medium tits but not really much ass
>>33258467Okay I regret asking now
Can we leave children and mutilation out of this
>>33258472Mutilated African women
>>33258461"Cuckquean Conundrum" or "Becoming The Witch's Personal Hole "
Hiw do women have past times other than sex with their boyfriends? Does it really taper off after a honeymoon period? Like I don't get why you'd rather read books or use your phone instead of fucking
Should I ask her to become official before or after she’s going on vacation with her family? Dating for 7 weeks now and I’m ready. I can confidently say she is too, she expects me to make that decision though.
>>33258475Give me a man with infinite sexual stamina
Otherwise I can't do that, now can I?
>Just get other menMonogony is the only true path to happiness
>>33258475I’m seeing this girl right now and every time we’re together that’s what we do. It’s just sex, cuddle and talk for hours. No series are phones for hours. Are you saying this will end?
>>33258420Long natural nails look kinda weird without polish
>>33258471This reply is so unenthusiastic lmao
>>33258473African women mutilating me I could get off to tbf
>>33258474>futaSTOP
>>33258476Why wait
>>33258476Do it now because it will be more fun if she misses you even more when she is away
>Meet a guy who claims he hates women
>He asks me out
>I say no, citing that he said he hates women
>He insists I'm somehow special and the exception
>No lol
>He goes back to hating women
I bet he posts here
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Women constantly recomending futa to the gooner is the funniest running gag in a while
Didn't know women had such based taste
>>33258414Should’ve followed him to make sure he didn’t rape her
>>33258482I don’t know, maybe so we know for sure once she comes back and we really missed each other?
>>33258483I am leaning towards doing that but on the other hand it could be a small ‘test’ to see if we will miss each other
>>33258484>Meet a guy who claims he hates women>He asks me outThe cognitive dissonance is wild lol
>>33258485I was like
>"Wonder Woman is dating Power Girl. She visits Paradise Island and discovers that her mother has married her nemesis, the witch Circe"Omg this sounds hott
>"...who has a huge futanari cock"FUCK MY LIFE
>>33258482It’s a coworker. I only said that about her ass because she had a picture on her instagram of it in thong laying on the beach and it looks pretty flat to me
>>33258492Just crank one out to some good old nudie sets man
>>33258489I wouldn't bother with shit tests man, if you're both confident you like each other and it's going well after nearly 2 months just ask her to be your gf for chrissakes
>>33258493>perving over his co-worker's instagram You are cooked bro
>>33258494>nudie setsWhose? Your mom's?
>>33258498She shouldn’t have put that then.
>>33258385Wanna be my gf?
I'll buy you these, if they're your style.
Since jews are afraid of nukes, how about everyone gets nukes so the jews can't harass them economically nor use the US as their bitch to harass them militarily?
If the US invades Iran, will there be fragging and shit by US soldiers? Lots of people saying how that's what they were going to do if WW3 started, but this is pretty much it, isn't it?
>>33258502Wtf those must be painful to walk in
are you supposed to be completely attracted to your gf/bf's body? ive been dating a girl recently with a nice face but under her clothes dont turn me on at all.
we're both in our 30s so I know i cant be picky and im sure she could say the same about me
>>33258506Tbh I'm into foot stuff and sexy shoes but I'm ignorant of women's shoes in detail. I have no idea what type of high heels would be comfortable or not.
Like are pic-related look more or less comfortable than the one I posted before?
>>33258507If it makes you feel better, she probably feels the same about you.
>>33258507Yes everything is always supposed to be perfect and ideal.
>>33258485That was me. He did say anything.
Femanons, why not get an ai bf?
>>33258518Wait. She could pretend to have anything she wanted, and she chose to generate that?
>>33258519Spielberg is pretty right thoughbeit
>>33258513good, i just dont want to feel guilty
>>33258507The longer you are with somebody and the more you love them, the more attracted you are to their imperfections.
>>33258519Fat and balding is back in
>>33258516I didn't realise it was you lol. Gg
>>33258518Tfw AI fat and balding nerd can get a hot gf and I can't
>>33258516He is such a pussy for saying "anything", but really actually meaning "anything that I am attracted to".
>>33258507I don’t think their bodies are ever as good as someone in their 20s.
>>33258534I feel like I'd get put on a list if I tried fapping to some of those suggestions
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>>33258534anyway I ended up just gooning to a classic that another femanon once recommended
>>33258537>who caresme nigga
>>33258535i try really hard to take care of myself, the biggest flaw in me is hairloss, which is something ive tried to fight. I will never let myself get fat/flabby but it seems like most people give up by the time they get to their 30s
>>33258540Chubby girls are hot tho
Skill issue in taste desu
>>33258518>people calling this AI generated man fatYou guys really think anyone that's not skin and bones is fat, huh? I love fat dudes but that's not fat.
>>33258544younger chubby girls are cute IMO, but if they're still big past 25 then you're in for a bad time. Chubby girls in their 30s are awful.
>>33258538>outing yourself as a pedo twice in one threadwhew
>>33258492>>Meet a guy who claims he hates women>>He asks me out>The cognitive dissonance is wild lolWhen a man tells you who he is, believe him
>>33258549Erm, I'm a Nice Guy.
>>33258538What's the sauce? I love Cure Chocolat.
Anyone else here sad they're too old, autistical, and fat to join the military right now?
>>33258554No, I am not mentally ill.
Why are bare feet such an un-serious body part?
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>>33258557At first I bare footed
but then I serioused
>>33258519>>33258546Thin men or muscular men are usually either homosexualistic (exclusively) or emotionally unavailable.
Just jerked off to an audio a girl sent me.
Shit is fucking hot and I wish I could abuse her irl...
Is it actually taboo to say "I love you" to the person you're dating? That just seems needlessly heartless.
Is this just an American thing like dating six people at once?
I'm depressed why is everyone paired up but me
Girls
Would you let me install Linux on your PC?
>>33258563Go to your local discotheque, ask a woman to dance or if you can buy her a drink.
You need to approach people. Don't listen to anyone who says "just keep waiting and the right one will come", that is a demoralization troll disguised as "good advice".
You need to show initiative (respectfully and in a consent-informed way), is what it is.
State gender:
How does reading picrelated make you feel?
>>33258507No. I just see escorts if I want a hot body instead of my gf's.
>>33258565What if you don't have a social place like a disco or club nearby?
>>33258567you cant do that in relationships unless you want to be a cheater
>>33258565I am a woman and no one talks to me at discotheques or bars or school or stores or classes or the gym
>>33258564>6 months later>"Actually it turns out you have the wrong Linux installed, I need to install a different one now, okay?"Ick.
>>33258564Yes. But you have to be willing to help me with any future issues I may run into, too.
>>33258572I would never make the mistake of installing the wrong distro.
>>33258566F
I'm legit stupid so I don't know any references
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>>33258554Why would I want to join the military?
Not allowed anyway cuz bipolar
>>33258548I fapped to Chocolat obvs not the shota lol, it's called self-inserting
>>33258551nhentai.net/g/335098/
>>33258566KEK
>>33258562>Is it actually taboo to say "I love you" to the person you're datingNo lol
>>33258574Okay, but I want a reward if I manage to actually fix those issues.
A smooch on the cheek if I manage to solve a minor issue.
A big smooch on the lips if you somehow manage to brick your PC and I save it.
Deal?
>>33258576Knowing references has nothing to do with intelligence. You're not smarter for watching Sopranos or dumber for not watching Star Wars.
>>33258570Most people cheat.
>>33258579I want to be rewarded for fixing the damage that I caused.
Like if I throw a rock through your window then you should reward me for cleaning up the mess afterwards.
>>33258546>that's not fatAmerican moment
>>33258561>I wish I could abuse her irlYou had me in the first half, not gonna lie...
>>33258563Want to get a burger
>>33258564NAG but I've never met a Linux user who wasn't obviously autistic
As a Windows chad I can't relate
>>33258580But I'm still stupid
>>33258584>As a Windows chad I can't relateHow's that free spyware treating ya?
>>33258561>Just jerked off to an audio a girl sent meMy go-to goon material is a video my fiancée sent me years ago of her masturbating, but it's just of her face.
>I wish I could abuse her irl...That's on me for being able to read
>>33258564>Would you let me install Linux on your PC?Linux sounds good in theory, but I would just hate using Wine for every app and game.
>>33258566F
Personally attacked
>>33258583It's actually quite difficult to brick a Linux PC unless you fall for a troll terminal command or fuck around too much with things you shouldn't be touching if you don't know what it does.
It's arguably harder than bricking a Windows PC, since sometimes it can just brick itself lmao.
>>33258579Just a smooch? I'll probably suck your dick out of gratitude for freeing me from windows in the first place desu. I hate windows but linux scares me, so if you install it for me and help me with any other issues I run into, I'll do whatever the hell you want.
>>33258587>I would just hate using Wine for every app and game.You don't really have to.
Most games on Steam use Proton, which is Wine but automatically used and installed so it's like it's not even there. Plus in terms of apps, a good chunk of them can be installed directly through a software depository, flatpack, or appimage.
>>33258587>I would just hate using Wine for every app and game.You don't even notice, it just runs in the background seamlessly.
The real issue is I bet you're an Nvidia user. Linux runs a bit better than Windows if you're on AMD, but a bit worse than Windows if you're on Nvidia. For now.
>>33258564why? are you from denmark?
>>33258589If you want I can unironically give you my Discord account and give you a step-by-step tutorial.
>>33258587>>33258584She is into it and in the audio even begged me to abuse her pretty holes. :3
She is such a good girl.
>>33258584>American momentI'm not american though. Just because you live in a third-world shithole where everyone is constantly on the verge of starvation doesn't make that fat.
>>33258586Pretty lit, I'm gooning with FBI agent #42069 rn
>>33258596One of your underage discord kittens is it? Are you sure it's not a femboy with a voice changer?
>>33258580the fact that she thinks getting references is a matter of intelligence proves that she's not very smart
>>33258600>underagedGross, no.
>>33256190 (OP)if my boyfriend gets jealous at what I wear, is it cuz he's insecure or being controlling
>>33258599The guy is fat and dyel imo lol but whatev
Women how smart or dumb are you
>>33258603Could be a mixture of both (I mean controlling behaviour usually steps from insecurity/jealousy)
As a guy I will say it is a huge red flag
I'm an adult baby all I do is poop and cry
>>33258603Jealous... as in HE wants to wear it...?!
>>33258609And get fucked in your ass.
>>33258607you already asked this earlier itt
Why do men keep calling me ugly? I don't even ask or talk to them, it's out of their own volition.
>>33258603Love how you reworded your question after everyone accused you of moid hands at first lol
>>33258456that's regular life, why would i fear it in some kind of afterlife? lmfao
>>33258564Also
>dating a girl who has the tech literacy to operate Linux and doesn't just use macOS and iOSAre you dating nerds or something?
>>33258595I appreciate the offer, but I don't want to be fucking with my laptop right now, even if someone is walking me through the steps. I might finally get over my fear and try installing linux when windows 10 becomes unusable or I'm otherwise forced to update to 11, though.
>>33258609Gross
>>33258613Do the just go up to you and call you ugly tf
>>33258613more low effort moid hands
>>33258609Sometimes you just gotta cry on the shitter
>>33258613What's the context for this? Whereabouts, who is saying this to you?
They sound like a bunch of retard meanie bullies, they're probably just jelly like most bullies are, chances are you're not ugly at all
>>33258582how are so many relationships successful then?
>>33258612Someone else might've but I did not
>>33258607i'm a genius but i play dumb around moids to avoid their endless performative dick measuring contests and insecurity. they always get so catty when they realize they are dumber than me
>>33258616I'm a girl and while I'm not tech-literate enough for linux, I'd sooner go off the grid completely than use apple products. And I say this as an internet addict.
>>33258564f, depends. which distro?
>>33258617You can actually try Linux without installing it if you put the distro in a Live USB - basically you can boot the OS through the USB and it gives you a 'demo' OS that resets when you restart it.
You have to make a Live USB to install most Distros anyway, so you can try Linux without having to commit to anything or touch your Windows-using drive, it's a win-win.
Poop is stored in the butt cheeks
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Men of /atoga/
Rei or Asuka?
>>33258629Well no offense babe but you are probably a nerd if you're on this website
Based tho, apple is a bit shit
>>33258631Depends on your tastes - I'm not an ultraautist so Arch and Gentoo are out of my league, though.
>>33258603M. I still get jealous whenever i see my gf dress sexy and go out without me. I have always felt this w every gf and the feeling just never goes away.
I wish I knew what the root cause of this feeling is
I do wonder at what point this feeling is just a personal flaw i can fix it or its just a preference where I'm not comfortable w certain kinds of conservative women
>>33258635Asuka is German, that immediately disqualifies her.
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>>33258625guess I am very dumb then
>>33258591I'm not tech nerdy enough to know what this means, but I'll look into it.
>>33258592The last Nvidia card I owned is a 1080. Been AMD ever since. But I remember back in the day, it would constantly crash when porting games. I guess that's improved?
>>33258603Both, but it also goes to show he only sees you as a sexual object and does not want others seeing you the way he does.
>>33258607>Women how smart or dumb are youSmart in some aspects. Retarded in others. Find yourself a girl that can do both.
>>33258635Nam, but Asuka, but not for Shinji. Fuck Shinji.
>>33258635Mommy Misato and Ritsuko
>>33258622you caught me again
How can you guys tell
>>33258644Women don't use capital letters or punctuation because those come off as masculine and unfeminine.
>>33258646That's stored in the balls ofc, have you not heard daft punk's hit single
>>33258456I'm a masochist so totally fine w it as long as get to look pretty while being tortured <3
>>33258644because your incel assumption that women lack any self awareness based on the rage bait you consume is too obvious
>>33258647You idiot
When your enemy makes a mistake do not correct him
>>33258642>I'm not tech nerdy enough to know what this means,It just means that when you use Steam and install a game through Steam on Linux, Steam automatically gives you a Proton version on that game to make it run on Linux.
There's more advanced stuff like custom Proton version like Proton-GE or things like Lutris, but for the average person playing on Steam you can just download and not have problems for like a good chunk of games, Baldur's Gate 3 included.
Somebody motivate me to cook dinner.
I got all the things here for chili con carne, but I am hung over and sooo damn lazy...
>>33258643Anime is so funny because they draw all the characters the same, like the guy is supposed to be 14 or whatever and the purple haired chick is middle aged but you'd never guess that from just looking at them.
>>33258654Make the damn thing bro your stomach will thank you after
Meanwhile I haven't even taken a nap yet
I hope these damn kids aren't here all night, they been on the TV all day
Women there's a seagull mechanic and she's always trying to give me vitamins. Thoughts?
>>33258607IDK. Sometimes I feel like I underestimate my knowledge, but other times I feel like a complete idiot lacking common sense. But it's also more fun to just lean into being dumb—letting others treat me like an idiot and do the thinking for me—than it is to try and prove my intelligence to people who pride themselves in their intelligence and will do anything to prove they're smarter than you. I just want to be an idiot who needs to be babied because I'm helpless on my own.
>>33258658less drugs more meds
>>33258651>When your enemy makes a mistake do not correct him...or her.
>>33258307>You mean "inspires"?Yup
Early morning typo. I still need coffee.
>>33258659Women rate the moidness of this post from 1 to 10
Is this just hormones or do I really want to kill myself? I have no energy for anything. I have no hope. I have nothing to do but think and I hate being alone with my thoughts
>>33258666Are you pmsing. Luteal maybe.
>>33258663>moidGPTChuckled, gotta remember that.
>>33258324>>33258331>In favour of what exactlyIn favor of weaker, pretty white teeth.
People likely found the recessive mutation trait of pretty white teeth more desirable and it got bred out.
Ah screw it, if any gal wants some help in installing Linux, message me here on Discord:
Ealter341
No I don't have any ulterior motives, I just wanna help cute girls and their PCs.
>>33258655That's because the animators are horny
>>33258638>jealous whenever i see my gf dress sexy and go out without meCan't relate desu I find it hot when they go clubbing or whatever and send sexy pix
>>33258666Depression, the human brain can be a bitch
Have a nap, have some food, take a walk outside, try to keep busy with something constructive
>>33258667OMG IT IS OVER 9000!
LE CAKE IS LE LIE
>>33258666Just spread legs.
>>33258673This is worse than unsolicited dick pics...
>>33258674Don't fucking reply to me.
>>33258647NTA but a girl. My phone autocapitalizes, though. And when referring to myself, lowercase i looks dumb. I only use periods when typing multiple sentences, though, since I need to differentiate them. But if I'm on a messaging app, I'm more likely to just send each sentence as a new message than I am to use a period, since it makes it feel cold. But on 4chan, I'm more worried about being called an idiot for typing incorrectly than I am about coming off as cold.
>>33258673Would but I have an Imac, sounds like it would cause pure chaos.
>>33258673Also you have to tell me the size of your boobs. More boobs = more support, heh heh get it?
>>33258684>have an ImacI am so sorry to hear that...
>>33258603He's controlling because he's insecure.
>>33258688hey, I had no laptop and no pc and I got it for free, so I won‘t complain
>>33258684It should in theory work anyway. MacOs is a Unix-based system like Linux so it's not like they're so distant.
Only one way to find out tho, and that's using a Live USB to check if it's compatible with your hardware.
>>33258666What is your greatest aspiration
Your one wish
>>33258691Your story is getting more sad with every reply...
>>33258674>Can't relate desu I find it hot when they go clubbing or whatever and send sexy pixAren't you worried she'll cheat on you
Or that she's trying look sexy for other dudes
Or that she is potentially sexualizing herself without self respect
>>33258663>>33258665I'm not a moid, it's just fun to act dumb
>>33258682Fuck u fat ugly bitch
>>33258560You understand that AI doesn't have to abide by those rules, yes?
>>33258692yeah, in theory
but why mess with something if it‘s not broken
>>33258695since when is getting free things sad?
>>33258690Then how can I help him be more secure
>>33258546He's chubbier than expected for a generated bf
>>33258702>but why mess with something if it‘s not brokenCause MacOs SUCKS
Also because you yourself said you would put Linux if you could lol
>>33258697If you're having trouble with something would you go to your boyfriend to ask him to please help you with this while making a pouty face
>>33258702>but why mess with something if it‘s not brokenHe WANTS you to have a broken system. He wants to be your Tech Support so you'll feel reliant on him.
>>33258682>Don't fucking reply to me.Lol bro is seething
>>33258696>Aren't you worried she'll cheat on youNo
>potentially sexualizing herself without self respectI mean I dated a stripper, I don't really care about this
>>33258697Based bimbo
>>33258698Pajeet moment
>>33258692>MacOs is a Unix-based system like Linux so it's not like they're so distantBro is distant from any pussy though
>>33258706I mean, I could, I can figure out how if I felt like it was necessary and had enough benefits
what would the upsides be? because it sounds like it would take a few hours to get it all right, so there better be a worthy payoff
>>33258702That's not the sad part, honey.
>>33258518>>33258519At least this one is believable
>>33258710>Bro is distant from any pussy thoughHearing this from QT is like a homeless guy calling me broke.
>>33258703It's a personality trait. You can't help him unless he decides to actively work on fixing this himself.
>>33258709does he think I can‘t use /g/ and google?
>>33258518>>33258714Lol this is kinda sad
>>33258710>I mean I dated a stripper, I don't really care about thisI don't think I ever could. I wonder if this feeling I have is something I could or should get over. Maybe this is just the sort of person I am, a dude that likes girls that dress relatively conservatively
>>33258700What's cucked about it if she's not cheating?
>>33258715It still applies tho
Just a bit of banter m8
>>33258717If you add him on Discord then he can be your new #1 contact. So... how's your computer today? So... did you have a nice day today? So... what are you wearing?
>>33258344>it's proven but still heavily debated? what's the debate about?Evolution is proven. It's been observed in species like moths in real time in studies over fifty plus years.
The debate is largely one side claiming that humans didn't evolve from apes and the side trying to get across that humans *are* apes and all apes spilt from each other long before developing into monkeys, let alone apes.
Also there's huge gaps in the evidence chain of human evolution.
We can't *prove* that God didn't pick one set of apes to make in his own image and for some reason the religious take that as proof science is wrong rather than they could both be right.
Also, civilization and humanity kinda sorta taking care of the weak has made human development erratic and less adaptive.
More or less the short version of the debate on human evolution is that to prove the evolution of a species need evidence that, for humans, was lost many thousands of years ago.
>>33258716okay how can he work on fixing this by himself and how can i help him
>>33258725Shut the fuck uuuuup
>>33258714So, they take pictures of themselves hugging air and then use AI to insert a partner?
>>33258714Average middle class bri'ish couple in their late 20s be like
>>33258720>dude that likes girls that dress relatively conservativelyNothing wrong with having preferences and dating someone compatible, so long as you're not controlling
Also might be worth trying to address the underlying reasons/any insecurities
>>33258708I don't have a bf but if I did have one, yeah I'd take every chance I get to whine and pout and ask him for help with things, even if I could realistically do it myself
>>33258718Why? It's not like a relationship with a real person is guaranteed to be better
>>33258711>what would the upsides be?Well, Linux is a lot more secure and a lot more customizable, for starters. Most Linux Distros also run much, much better than MacOs or Windows on the same hardware, you can control when to update instead of having Big Papa Corpo decide for you.
Also if you're a gamer, Linux is more compatible with most games nowadays thanks to Steam than Mac is lmao.
You also, in general, don't have to deal with any of Apple's bullshit. Sounds like pretty good upsides right off the bat.
>>33258727You're giving free attention to an addict for attention.
>>33258729You can just put in a photo of your face and tell it to gen you into different scenarios and positions and shit. I made myself as a Rhodesian mercenary it was fun.
>>33258395Thank you. I was systematically and rigorously breaking down the post so that's kind of what I was going for.
Although technically, I'm pretty sure I was doing the same thing on /tg/ before AI was around on that level.
So technically, chatbots type like me.
>>33258737Yeah, but that seems not personal enough imo.
But maybe these people are too far gone...
>>33258709>>33258724Uh-huh, keep projecting, buddy. I just like helping out gals.
>>33258733It's not even a relationship with a fake person its literally nothing
>>33258733No, but a relationship with a real person is actually a relationship
>>33258731Would you love to watch him fix and figure things out
I just found out that people with ADHD are stupid. That’s why they seem flaky or distracted, they’re just not as smart as regular people.
>>33258734>Most Linux Distros also run much, much better than MacOs or Windows on the same hardware,Bro be lying right now.
>>33258744>I just like helping out gals.You don't like helping people, you don't like helping Linux users, you're just looking to get into a girl's pants.
>>33258734idk, I prefer not having to think about updates, I don‘t game and what exactly do you mean with Apple bullshit? So far I never had any issues
Now if you tell me that it makes things much easier when trying to run a local LLM, that would change my mind
>>33258743What do you mean not personal enough
>>33258715Also I was calling people here brokies when I was homeless kek
>>33258729This is like the plebbit femcel version of hover hand anime waifu pics
>>33258733This
>>33258746 at least with waifus/husbandos it's an actual character with sovl, not literal AI uncanny valley slop
>>33258730>might be worth trying to address the underlying reasons/any insecuritiesWhat do you think they could be anon?
Cuz it fucking sucks some nights. I literally drink myself to sleep the nights she's out all sexy partying w her friends because the anxiety is way too much for me.
>>33258669I'm on my period but it came early
>>33258693Love
>>33258752Well I imagine they want pics where they wear their own clothes, in their house, just with theie AI bf inserted.
>>33258726I'm just going to point you to this thread
>>33253779
>>33258398Not counting my wife, the most memorable one was a girl with fishnets, short black shorts, and bright green hair. She managed a casual look with it yet Hollywood effectiveness and her hair was bright but not obnoxious and looked soft and manageable. Her face was pretty and her body was fit but soft. I think she had a lip ring but I looked away before she could see me.
I like to avoid bothering strange women with my gaze.
Men, what would you do if you met a girls family and realized they hate her?
>>33258749I just found out that your mum is stupid
>>33258756What are you actually worried about? That she's going to cheat on you at the club or something? Also do you ever go out with them?
>>33258758Not too hard to add those in too. Just give it the right photos and tell it to gen that and this.
>>33258763Feel bad for her and try to give her love or support, also stand up for her around the family if they say something out of line
>>33258763I've kept wanting to be with her.
But as it turned out, she was too broken to be in a healthy relationship.
>>33258748yeye, idk maybe it would get old quickly in an actual relationship, but I love the idea of going up to my partner, asking him for help with something, and him helping me while I watch and he explains what he's doing, but I just nod along as it goes in one ear and out the other. he gets the ego boost of being relied on, and I get to be spoiled and have stuff done for me, it's a win-win
>>33258765Yeah, that's what I've been saying. lol
>>33258763What could I do?
>>33258763Interesting and potentially a warning sign
Continue to monitor
>>33258750>you're just looking to get into a girl's pants.I feel like there are probably better ways to have sex with a girl than offering to install a nerdy OS for nerds, not an expert though.
>>33258751>idk, I prefer not having to think about updates,Well with Linux you don't really HAVE to update if you don't have to, it'll never really force you to update anything if you don't want to.
>Now if you tell me that it makes things much easier when trying to run a local LLMNot an expert on LLMs but apperently it depends on what GPU your PC uses - if it has M-series chips then MacOS is unfortunately probably better for that, but if it has Intel or any other kind of GPU then Linux would be better for that.
>>33258767>But as it turned out, she was too broken to be in a healthy relationship.So you didn't want to be with her
This picture is giving me uncanny valley creeps.
>>33258775Don't try to play that game with me.
>>33258757Where have you search for love
For how long
>>33258763A bad relationship with her family means she's more likely to take your last name when you get married.
>>33258749That's right bitch I have ADHD
Always
Ditzy
Horny +
Diamonds
>>33258652>Baldur's Gate 3 includedYou son of a bitch, I'm in.
>>33258666That's just depression.
>>33258674Jupiter was one of my first girl crushes.
>>33258749They just have a hard time focusing because they think too fast. All of my partners have had ADHD and only one was a dumbass.
>>33258776All except the one taking the picture look weird.
>>33258727>>33258736>You're giving free attention to an addict for attentionTo be fair, that kind of post is extremely dumb and dull
>>33258776Girl holding the camera is sexo
>>33258771I mean you don't have to do all the posing song and dance but yeah. I just told it to adjust my expression/clothes/hand gestures making shit up is fun too.
>>33258776I'd fuck the shit out of all of them.
Their e-girl makeup tells me they would be great fucks.
>>33258784>All including the one taking the picture look weird.FTFY
>>33258776One of them looks eerily similar to me, weird
>>33258784>You son of a bitch, I'm in.Hit me up then:
>>33258673
>>33258764>That she's going to cheat on you at the club or something?Yeah i think so, plus the possibility that she's dressing super sexy for other men to lust over her
>Also do you ever go out with them?Yeah i do and I'm all fine when she's looking sexy while I'm there
When it's without me is when i get anxious as all hell
Maybe i just knew how she was in her single days and that's getting me worried
>>33258763break her fucking nose and leave her crying
she tricked me into thinking she wasnt damaged goods
time ill never get back
i might have to meet the family to discuss how we can prevent any future victims
I should take these "Me and my AI bf pics" and have GPT replace the guys with me then DM them to the girls, no message, no nothing just "I am invading your fantasy world, like a cancerous demon infecting all your dreams. Even in your dreams incels will still follow you forever."
>>33256190 (OP)Where do I find a mail-order bride?
Asking for a friend.
>>33258655NTA yeah, and grown adult fans sexualizing the hell out of 14 year old middle school kids
You don't realize how gross anime fandom- ESPECIALLY all the doujin shit- is until you're grown. I wonder how otakus got to be so pedophilic
>>33258763I'd wonder why. There's always a reason. Not necessarily a good one. Maybe her parents are just shitheads.
>>33258806Not much different from the others
>>33258791She seems like she would look normal without makeup. The others would be uglier.
>>33258807NTA, isn't it because anime was meant to be watched by 12 year olds? The fandom is supposed to be for them, not for like, me and you
>>33258774>GPUI‘d have to check, I only used it like two times yet to print something, lol
>>33258784>they think too fastThis whole time, I was actually a genius...
>>33258784>All of my partners have had ADHDBased autism x ADHD enjoyer
>Jupiter was one of my first girl crushesBased, I think she was a sexual awakening for me too and my eternal love for tall girls
>>33258792You gotta tell us who
I was friends with a girl who looks identical to far-right
>>33258814No, 30 year old fat weaboos spend more money than kids, so the japs design the show accordingly.
What's the point of lesbos coming here.
>>33258811It's not even realistic
Pure cartoon stuff
>>33258777Not a game, you gave up on her
>>33258819Straight women don't exist
>>33258792Why would you do that, just lie on the internet like that?
Women, please stop being attractive and desirable. It's very distracting.
>>33258814Plenty of anime is really inappropriate for kids and drawn by gooner perverts lol
Including women btw, picrel is by a woman
>>33258819To kiss in front of us
>>33258826That femanon's name? Alberta Einstein
State gender
What is your work environment like?
>>33258829I unfortunately have never been attractive nor desirable
>>33258829That awkward moment when you're trying to talk to a woman and her boobs get in the way of your train of thought
>>33258833Haha guys boobz ahaha don't you guys just love BEWBZ
>>33258836No, I dont. I hate boobs.
>>33258838Are you a gaylord?
>>33258833I'm too stupid to know what the white and red flag is but I want to have sex with her
Poor sad office hag with long blonde hair
>>33258831>inappropriate and drawn by gooners>including picrelthere's nothing inappropriate or gooner about that drawing at all, they're just wearing cute and pretty modest swimsuits. nobody's making a stupid ass porno pose either. i agree a lot of anime is inappropriate for kids but this drawing is not a good example
>>33258840Bro...
Poland...
>>33258833f, it's hot since i work outside
Women, stop being clingy, nobody likes that.
>>33258845What are you a fuckin construction worker
>>33258836Video is cringey as fuck but unrelated to that I like boobs btw
>>33258833M
Cold, since I stock the frozen foods at the grocery store
>>33258825Of course we do
troons, goons, and baboons
>>33258843I just googled it kek
Tfw I've been there a few times
>>33258842>nothing inappropriate or gooner about that drawing at allMaybe not, but the manga/anime itself is really perverted lol
>>33258833Russia should be her getting fucked, since Russian women are rhe biggest whores.
>>33258833i have a large amount of hate for gooner artists who aren't even good at anatomy. if you're going to obsess over tits and asses please understand how they actually function. it's not even the size or shape it's how off-center they are. whole tit growing out of her armpit. fucking retarded looking.
Women, how slutty do you want to be deep down?
>>33258850No you don't
Unless you are a tranny
Then it's straight with extra steps
>>33258852>the manga/anime itself is really pervertedanime is not drawn by a woman. but it is an inappropriate sex comedy; the thing is, the art isn't gooner regardless. it's pretty cute and tasteful.
>>33258857But I have to save for my future husband
>>33258861Yeah they're getting pretty expensive these days
i am having cold pizza for breakfast with coffee. i feel like a cockroach woman.
>>33258865You are. I bet if I tried to crush you under my weight you'd be a ok
>>33258865cold pizza is good
coffee is good
cockroach woman would eat like crumbs off the ground or some shit
youre just a woman woman
I know these two sisters who are both extremely pretty and nice. Is it bad to say I'd be happy to date either of them. There's one I like a little bit more but they're both good.
>>33258855I think I'd be fine wearing a burka tbeh
>>33258865I am still too lazy to cook dinner, so you are already one step ahead of me...
>>33258868>cockroach woman would eat crumbs off the grounda black olive fell on the carpet and i ate it. but i dont think eating fresh food off the ground is that weird. also i made the pizza from scratch so i think it cancels out actually
>>33258870F
I'd kill you either way
>>33258860>the art isn't gooner regardless. it's pretty cute and tastefulI agree, I love her art
Well, the characters are highly sexualised anyway, especially by 80s standards
>>33258865That sounds delicious desu
I still not eaten today...
>>33258870If they're both attractive and you don't know either of them especially well then I'd say that's pretty normal
>>33258872Just make the concarne bro
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>>33258776>>33258784>>33258788>>33258791>>33258813You have to have a critical eye and look below the makeup and also beyond the makeup.
>>33258875Olives are already quite gross.
But one that has dirt on it...
If I cooked that shit I'd actually kill myself
>>33258875are you the femcel who makes food that looks like diarrhea and puts it on your dirty bedsheets to take photos?
>>33258875yeah, 5 second rule, so its not gross at all
also from scratch pizza is good. when i was in college i would make pizzas on tortillas. they were nice and crunchy
>>33258855I want to try titjobs and facials with my (future) husband
>>33258882it has at worst some dust on it which you breathe in every day. it's not like the floor is made of mud.
>>33258884die a hundred times in a row
>>33258112I engage in serial monogamy because I have maladaptive coping strategies from childhood trauma that pushes people away.
It I could keep a gf I would, that is really all I want.
>>33258884lmao
>>33258889When I said "drop the olives", that's not what I meant.
Only ugly people think hot people fuuck around and cheat because they see no need for monogamy. In reality they do it because someone will love them and commit to them no matter what they do
>>33258855I would like to be slutty for other women, but not men. Men try to carry that energy outside of the bedroom and if a man calls me a slut to my face, I'll gouge his eyes out.
>>33258896only ugly people make posts like yours.
>>33258884I mean I'd still eat it
>>33258891>maladaptive coping strategies from childhood trauma that pushes people awayHe's literally me
Hope you manage to figure it out bro
>>33258902>I would like to be slutty for other womenBased
>I'll gouge his eyes outUnhinged
I hate when women are like omg I'll rip his head off I'll beat him up like bitch I am 4x as strong as you are you aren't doing shit to me.
>>33258902So you're just a lesbian?
Someone show me what that guy was talking about wtf. Was it in one of these threads. You can't just drop a tidbit like that and dip.
>>33258915Are you sure you're not just a lesbian, Patrick Slut
>>33256791There's a difference between attractiveness and approachability.
>>33258902No offense but sure you would lol
>>33258918I litterally look like the girl with the white dress
>>33258925That's a cartoon character sweetheart
>>33258918>approachableNah the blonde is too hot I would never
Also she has yellow eyes wtf
>>33258925Cute
>>33258927Maybe she's a cartoon
Just like in my animes
to those who whistle
do you mostly whistle your own tunes or just whistle along to songs playing in your head? or to songs playing around you (the worst option)?
I was at the grocery store this morning and saw this woman, i was looking over these low shelves in the hygiene department and made eye contact, holy shit her eyes were so intense it was scary. but when i looked back they weren't anymore, she herself looked kinda scared instead, all wide eyed
>>33258565>discothequeAre you 70?
>>33258933I whistle songs I know
>>33258934She was sucking out your soul
>>33258933People who obnoxiously whistle can go play in traffic
>>33258933mostly stuff ive have in my head, and sometimes stuff i make up
yknow how they play bugle calls in football games, stuff like that
>>33258935Maybe they're French
It is cute when MILFs call clubs "discos" lol
>>33258936do you try to harmonize with them or is it strictly melody?
>>33258935His name is Giovanni Giorgio.
>>33258403>How can you procrastinate a nap bro come on get schleepin4 hours later and I'm still procrastinating it
I might as well just wait and see if the kids leave in the next hour or so
>>33258939nah i think we just scared eachother, i kind of have resting bitch face
Any genetically white Latinx women in the chat? I have a question
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>>33258884the pizza is good and i never made anythign that looked like mud that was barbecue sauce on ribs
>>33258951i can jelp you, ask away
>>33258944I don't whistle along to tunes I'm listening to, it's always either by itself or when I'm playing guitar to add a little extra to the song
>>33258950idk if anyone else thinks this way but whenever girls in anime get mad they animate them like angry dogs biting at the air. its so weird.
>AARRRUFF RUFF RARRAARAUFF
>>33258945>...but I knew I needed a click, so we put the click on the 24 track...Worst daft punk album but best song
>>33258949That's kinda cute, two socially anxious people chilling in da supermarket
>>33258951>genetically whiteAs opposed to bleached?
>>33258952That does look nice honestly, I also go ham on the olives and mushrooms lol
>>33258952>all those fucking olivesTruly repulsive.
>>33258952That looks like shit
>>33258956It's just a cute trope bro
>>33258956>whenever girls in anime get mad they animate them like angry dogs biting at the air. its so weird.it's cute
>>33258960sorry i wasn't making pizza for the kids menu
>>33258953Will you marry me?
Is it true that the prettiest girls have the emptiest heads
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>missed out the fake redhead fashion trend
gender, is there any trends you feel like you missed out on?
I remember I was super young when girls were coloring their heads bright red over here and it was the hottest thing ever.
Now I dont remeber the last time I saw a fake redhead last...
>>33258968Dumb and pretty is a trope for a reason.
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>>33257587Just woke up and realized these girls gave me 12 new men on my tinder I have to talk to
>>33258968it must be true, JH is super smart
>>33258887One good femanon in this thread
>>33258968No, did you never watch Legally Blonde bro
I do think that a lot of pretty girls fall into the trap of acting like a ditzy bimbo who can't do things for themselves because society stereotypes them that way (or maybe they just have us for fools)
>>33258971Snow White and the 12 fuckboys
Gl with em
You don't have to talk to them all, my stacy friend would match like 50+ guys on tinder then maybe talk to 5
>>33258969It's still pretty common here I think with zoomettes
>>33258971What does this sentence mean?
Women, are you a sex cow?
Women,is it true your bodies suffer profound biological chemical and psychological changes as you go from too tight to fit a finger to pic related? And get attached to whoever fucks u like that?
Bonus: do you think this man fucking her with a baseball bat is mentally ill or is the french just a cuck?
>>33258978>It's still pretty common here I think with zoometteswhere do you live. over here girls are ditching coloring their hair in general. Most of them are just doing the bullshit generic kim kardashian diva look, and I fucking hate it
>>33258969M
I missed out buying illegal aircraft cannons in the 1970s
>>33258942I’ve never seen a disco club in the 21st century.
>>33258981>bate de beisbolTFW no Latinx gf
>>33258982>where do you liveUK, I see loads of girls with dyed hair
My sister used to dye her hair red also
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>>33258979The girls I was hanging out with last night “played tinder” with my account
We just played hot or not with a bunch of guys accounts
>>33258978I don’t really talk to any of them either I never know what to say
>>33258983I gotta steal that dude's look
>>33258990Ha ha ha, that's funny. Giving these guys false hope, pretending you'd give them a chance, that's funny, ha ha.
>>33258985I mean that they call nightclubs "discos"
My old manager did when we were joking around ones and she was like "let's go to the disco!" Cute milf moment
>>33258990>never know what to sayI mean you can't really go wrong if the guy thinks you're cute and wants to go out
Just say words and things
>>33258968Not always. Most pretty girls fall into average intelligence with a few being the stereotypical dummies, but those are rare.
>>33256190 (OP)I ask God to make it rain today if he allows me to block her. Ive never seen a clearer sky in my life. It was all sunshine and mirror horizon. Is this is, folks?
>>33258991which one
if youre talking about clint yeah everybody looks good with an oerlikon kek
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>>33258992These men are not incels who need hope
>>33258992Hopefully, her account gets reported enough times and she gets banned.
>>33258999Harv is an incel who needs hope.
>>33258999That’s it, I’m killing myself.
>>33258968Looks are actually slightly positive correlated with intelligence
My highschool gf was pretty and was in MENSA
The stripper I dated was actually really intelligent and smart, but just a massive degenerate who couldn't get her life together
>>33257587Shut up, whore.
>>33258997Yeah
I've kinda got the hair going already just need to smoke cigs and I'll be good
>>33258968No, all women are empty-headed and basically retarded.
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>>33259001Harv is not his name, he goes to Harvard
>>33258999I look kinda like the guy on the right
>>33258999>Harv >MichAre these real names lol
Anyway they all look pretty normal, if not a bit fuckboyish
Guy with the dog seems ok
>>33258996guys, I need strenght to let this whore go. She is not coming back now, is she? She never gave a shit, did she? I just so happen to fill her time when she was bored, right?
>>33259012These men go to Harvard and university of Michigan
Tinder has a feature where you can verify your school with your school email so others can know wheee you go
>>33258968the prettiest girl i know is a near retard
>>33258987Next time 4chan goes down, can we use the XNXX comment section?
>>33259007and squint a lot too
i do that because my blue eyes are too sensitive to the sun
>>33259018Yeah same
I think I got this in the bag
>second date but we just made out, no sex
Should I had tried to gone further with her?
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>>33259018Wait is this true?
I always squint when I go outside it’s really hard for me to widen my eyes
>>33259015It's over for collegelets jk
That's kinda cool tho
So have you messaged any of them
>>33259007>smoke cigs and I'll be goodWhy lol
Smoking is bad bro
>>33259018Iktf, rip
>>33258952Looks fine to me. I personally prefer red olives as the best olives but I'll never turn down any color olives.
>>33259023>making out on the second dateThat's way faster than I've ever gone with a girl kek
Just match her pace too
>>33259026Your tranny larp is boring. Fuck off.
>>33259027It makes you look badass and ages you and gives you a sexy voice
Why do baddies always have bios like this lol
>>33259020>phone poster>fucking iphone posternot taking any advice from that
>>33259026thats what my eye doctor told me when i got my new prescription a few months ago. he was like "your eyes are remarkably light sensitive" because we had to do the retina scan 3 times because my eyelids kept showing up in the way kek
>>33259032Pretty sure I just look like a doomer retard when I'm out having a ciggie and can't see shit cuz of the sun and the wind is messing up my hair
>>33259036Yeah I got the same thing with light grey eyes, often I can only open one eye at a time in the sun
>>33259029Wasn’t expecting it. I think I did terrible though.
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>>33259027> So have you messaged any of them No but I really should though
>>33259040Did terrible in what sense? Sure you're not just overthinking it? I also cringe at myself but have been told by multiple ppl I'm a good kisser so
>>33259042Hook up with a black dude
>>33259042You really should decide what direction you want to go in, wholesome wuvvy-duvvy or fucking around in hookups. It's possible to do both, but I don't think you have the skills to pull it off.
>>33259042Yeah ya should. Early bird gets the worm. Else they will get snapped up by another stacy trying to fill her calendar
>>33258981No, some of the most mentally ill pussy is also some of the tightest.
t. Mental illussy
>>33259047I just hope she doesn't go the same way as London femanon, wanting a relationship but just ending up in fwbs with chads and then crying here about it
>people with light eyes have a permanent chad squint
fuck this gay earth
>>33259052It's not a good thing, I can barely open my eyes in the sun
>>33259052You say that but I've been told by people that I look intimidating and "intense" when really I'm scared of them or just thinking about strawberry shortcake or something
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What color are my eyes? Everyone says blue but they look grey to me
>>33259043I wasn’t doing a whole lot other than like moving my lips around, it felt awkward.
>>33259060The color of gay.
>>33259060They do look kinda grey but it depends on the lighting and even your camera. Mine are blue but can look grey and cameras have a difficult time picking them up.
>>33259060They deffos look a bit more grey to me bro
>>33259063Happy pride
>>33259061It'll get easier the closer you get to her and with time
how i do understand "venting" better with women?
my gf will come home and tell me some story like "this person was a bitch because they did xyz and i hate my boss because x reasons"
and i just like to understand everything so I will try to understand it from both sides.
and my gf will yell at ME then say Im supposed to be on her side and agree with her.
what is her mind thinking that I cant understand
>>33259066Stop replying to me, attention whore
>>33259060The lightings shit
>>33259067Date someone normal
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>>33259064>>33259066But I think grey eyes are technically a shade of blue?
>>33259067Just go mhm yeah that sucks babe it's not that hard
>>33259051When did this happen?
Im here all the time and dont see it. Oohhhh you have angels and shit and protect yourselves from me being able to see you
>>33259067Assuming this is real, when women vent, it's literally just to vent. They don't want to explain things. They don't want solutions. They just want to voice their grievances without being judged. Literally just listen, agree with her, and tell her you're sorry she went through that/is going through that.
>>33259067>my gf will yell at ME then say Im supposed to be on her side and agree with herShe wants you to validate her feelings and reassure her on her stance
Just basically nod and agree bro, you can never win an argument with a woman
>>33259068What happens if I don't
My new Illithid D&D character is a Mind Goblin
>>33256190 (OP)Do any of you work out here? I'd like some advice on how to make myself look sexier. For nails, what's the most desired body type for us to have? I'm in better shape than the average dude but that's, at least for me, not enough to look attractive or for me to feel good about my current looks.
>>33259079you prefer men we get it
>>33259072I guess it's a spectrum of colours that blend into one another, so can be difficult to define
Or we're just colorblind
>>33259052*stares u down*
>>33259081So do workouts to make your body more like you want it what do you want us to tell you exactly
>>33259081>I'm in better shape than the average dude but that's, at least for me, not enough to look attractive or for me to feel good about my current looksI would focus more on working on your mental health and self-esteem desu, else even if you get buffer you'll still be insecure, and foids care more about confidence than muscle
>>33259074Npd what's up bro
Just over the past few years
>>33259083You look like you're gonna cry u fukken crybaby
>>33259034When you're a woman, and you're hot you don't need to worry about frivolous and stupid things such as making sense and speaking properly.
>>33259086waaa mommy the nerd on the internet was mean to me ;_;
>>33259091Go deepthroat his cock to make up for it.
Men would you rather have breasts where your testicles are supposed to be, or have a clitoris where your penis is suposed to be?
>>33259095This is easy, boobie balls.
>>33259095v
No nuts could be pretty rad
How big would the tits be
>>33259093That sounds pretty gay
>>33259087Lol
Just a bit confused by the "off limits, god has me" part but then is postan shit like this too, and slutty pics with guys in the club on her story
>>33259095Breasts there would impede everything. Life would be too hard.
>>33259076>>33259077Alright thanks. Thats really hard for me to understand sometimes (i have some issues with recognizing cues and peoples intentions).
I treat her how *I* want to be treated (understanding the issues instead of complaining) but clearly it is not working here.
>>33259095Boobie balls 100%
>>33259052Well I also wear sunglasses cause I don't like my eyes hurting, which prevents women from seeing my eyes so there is that.
>>33259095how the hell would breasticles even work anon
Turned 26 and still have never had a boyfriend. Not sure what else I'm living for anymore.
>>33259102>understanding the issues instead of complaining) but clearly it is not working hereAye this is a classic male vs. women communication difference lol
Don't try to solutionize when she is just venting to you, just listen and be supportive
>>33259060Those are zombie eyes, not even a real color. I bet you have rotting skin and cropped the pic a lot to hide it, you freaky zed.
>>33259085NTA. This is crabapple nonsense. Looking better and feeling better about your physical appearance, and more importantly, being healthier, least to a confidence boost. Reasons people should work out in the first place, among other things like the health benefits. How do you know the dude even has mental health issues in the first place? Mentally ill dudes get girls all the time and mentally ill women (do I even need to explain that?) he could be weak and frail for all we know or just not be that good looking in the face department.
>>33258999Ugly brownoid tranny chasers
>>33259111Where do you live?
>>33259106Let's get mcdonalds babe
But seriously there are countless things to live for in life and cool things you can try and experience. And 26 is omegayoung, you will meet prince charming one day. For now just enjoy life being single and free. Hope you feel better soon
>>33259106How often do you see your FWBs? Did you answer at least one of the 300 chats on dating apps within the last week?
>>33259081So like not skinny fat?
>>33259082I didn't say anything like that, dumb cunt.
>>33259107we've only been dating for 6 months, how do people do this for 50+ years?
>>33259109I mean maybe I'm just brojecting thinking back to my sports days when i was very insecure, but it sounds like OP is mostly struggling with self-esteem issues. If he is already fit and above-average, then sure one can always work out more but that's not his main issue it seems
>least to a confidence boostIt doesn't always, gymcels are a thing. I was hopeless with girls when I was fit and looked my best by far. Since then I had some successes while skinnyfat
>>33259106You can still find a bf.
>>33259122Be with someone you actually like
>>33259122Love is a mystery
Love is complex
Listen to her moan
Then hopefully have sex
Not to be a boomer
But the wife is always right
Be a good boy
And you'll have a good night
>>33259085Im getting my dental degree and a residency in orthodontics (very unlikely) dento-alveolar surgery or endodontics ideally the surgical one. Then Im getting my CPE english proficiency (i already have the kiddy version CAE) and Im moving the fuck away to the UK for 6500£ a month. Maybe ill be able to save on some money return to Romania and go back to a top 100 college in the world as an international student and get a BA,maybe a MA too. Ill be titled DMD,MA and maybe I will get hired to teach as an assistant in here. Itd be very prestigious and I could innovate a little. Maybe save some money and start a business too. Idk what exactly because Romania is an awful and tough market with people more rude than the french. Im not getting married because I love no one
>>33259126>33259126At this point I dont know if I will ever find someone like that.
>>33259129She wants to have sex way more than I do. At this point I'm not even excited for it anymore.
>>33259116NTA but another single 26 year old girl who lives in Canada. Where in Canada are you? What are your deal breakers?
>>33259124>gymcels are a thing. Because their personality suck. A shit, or worse: boring - personality Will always subtract from your looks but having an at least okay personality AND looking hot Will always be a plus. I don't understand how so many people like to pretend looks don't matter at all. That's the first thing people look at and care about when determining whether or not they want to be in a relationship with a person.
I don't think you got successful because you got skinnier. You may have just resolved some of those mental blocks you had. Personality is important but your looks are equally as important. If you lack in one area, you need to compensate another areas, not sit there and do nothing with some "BEEE YOURSELF" lazy defeatist cope (The people who keep telling people that shit need to be hung. It's mean spirited and dishonest or spread by other failures)
>>33259134>Im moving the fuck away to the UK for 6500£ a monthStay away from my teeth mate
But seriously dentistry is a good industry to get into in the UK cause the shortage is laughable
>not getting married because I love no oneDid another discord kitten break your heart?
>>33259137I agree with other anon do you actually like this girl? Is it just a temporary blip/rut or are you just not very attracted to her?
>>33259098The more or less as big as your mom's depending how much you eat. Kind of like genetic breasts.
>>33259101But imagine having boobs to cuddle your dick all the time.
>>33259105You no longer produce seamen, but you produce milk when simulated enough.
>>33259141>Because their personality suckThat's what I'm saying lol
Though for me I was more just shy and insecure and thought I needed a 6 pack or something to get a gf which looking back is absurd
>pretend looks don't matter at allI never said this, of course they do
If OP acknowledge he is probably above average then it's not his looks holding him back
You are twisting my words bro
Another day in my gay freak retard shitty stupid ugly stinky clown-world Jewish-psyopepe blackpill mgtow sad pathetic ugly trash incel life. Sigh.
>>33259142I still think so, but its been tough.
She showed interest in me when I wasnt even looking for a relationship. we had a lot in common early on and the first few months went okay.
I feel like i have some undiagnosed autism because we would get into frequent fights over word choices or me doing/not doing something right that would absolutely piss her off and I would be completely unaware.
We had a few burnout moments where neither of us wanted to talk to each other, but then would bounce back after.
She thinks I'm too negative because i'm always looking for solutions to problems (that dont exist according to her), but I think Im just realistic about everything.
>>33259152I like how more words get added to this each time lmao
Where is Danny devito tho
>>33259149>thought I needed a 6 pack or something to get a gf I mean, that can certainly HELP. Looking good as always a plus. I'm not trying to twist anyone's words, stop taking what I'm telling you personally..... I'm just saying that you should care about your mental health or whether AND your appearance. You think he should only focus on mental health. I think you should focus on that AND not looking weak, assuming he even looks weak in the first place.
>>33259142Ive never loved anyone in my life lol. Its almost like you dont know me. I do "love" a girl though,Oana,but shes stupid and i pity her sort of kind of,I love her like a little sister even though shes 1 yr older
Women would you rather have a clitoris the size of an average penis or no vagina cannel.
Everyone know and you get bullied for it your entire school years.
>>33259144He unironically deported more people, yet the democrats didn't protest over it. Meh
>>33259154Well if you do like her then I would keep trying to make it work and communicate as much as you can, hopefully you can iron out some of the barriers
>>33259156>You think he should only focus on mental healthNo lol I just said that's holding back his attractiveness more than his looks
A confident sociable guy who's like 6/10 will mog a moody insecure guy who's 8/10
why am I so much more eating into ass then the women I get with, where do I find skinny girls with fat asses that want my tongue to dart in and out of their turd cutter
Mexicans?
>>33259157>I love her like a little sisterIs this a girl on discord? Classic bro
>>33259164Stop it, get some help
dear male anons you do not need abs
hot guy with no abs
>https://www.reddit.com/r/weightgain/comments/1lgf1cw/would_you_consider_me_skinny/
>>33259165???
All men appreciate a nice butt
>>33259167Why did you post a picture of me here jk
>>33259168Yeah but not for dessert
>>33259159That's becausehe did it quietly without bragging about it.
>>33259168>All men appreciate a nice butt?Yes but the perception of what defines a nicebutt change from one man to another.
>>33259169Its pretty normal now
Personally I think its always been done people in past generations just denied it
>>33259164i love that but i have a tiny ass and a bf who also wants to eat it sorry anon
>>33259158is this some weird trans larp attempt
>>33259174Do the girls at least take a shower and wash their ass first
Idk I don't really see the appeal desu, even as someone who loves eating pussy
male anons do you like fat butts or cute butts?
>>33259165No. Its a middle school colleague.
>>33259170Yet people didn't protest
>>33259180nta but f who used to not get the appeal. had one man insist, and I GET IT NOW
>>33259173Eh I think all men like the same thing in asses, it being toned, and big. But they tend to go in opposite directions so it just comes down to which one is more important but all men like both
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>>33259181If I have to decide I'll say a cute perky butt is best
>>33259159also did regime change more successully than trump. trump's just a failed obama.
>>33259186Damn, so it's a don't knock it til you try it thing...
>>33259181Whichever one I get to lovingly abuse.
>>33259163>just said that's holding back his attractiveness more than his looksI'm OP. NH brah I'm just mid looking and skinny. I have some muscle definition but not enough to turn heads. No matches on tinder or any other dating app I've tried so I'm pretty sure I'm just ugly (I already knew that but my lack of success on those apps confirmed it). Like the other dude said, if you suck in some areas, you need to compensate in others. Personality isn't the problem because I can easily make women at work laugh, and they even make the assumption that I could pull multiple girls easily because I'm "chill" or whatever. I have zilch relationship experience at 24 and I want to actually put effort into changing that (step one was bothering with the apps in the first place). Step 2 is moving out of my parents place in the next year. Step 2.5 is looking better in the mean time. People like me enough to want to talk to me and be my acquaintance but not newly enough to be a close friend, let alone partner. (Do you think anyone who's mentally ill can ever be half as introspective or down to earth as what I just wrote? No. They would just shake their fist at the sky or blame women for everything like most people here do)
>>33259180Hopefully but personally I rank it as
1. Ass right after getting sweaty
2. Freshly showered ass
3. Ass that has been sweaty for a while
They're cute and its dirty
>>33259176Do hip thrusts and eat a lot of sugar but exercise to burn the same amount of calories, it should make your butt more plump
>>33258403Idk if you're still lurking bro, it's almost 7pm here lol so no point napping desu
I fear the kids are gonna spend another night here (cause they don't have school tomorrow)
Can't go on much of a walk either cause it's raining
Are you the chilli con carne guy, did you make it in the end
>>33259181why not both.gif
>>33259159You're looking at quantity instead of quality.
>>33259183Because they wern't aware of it!
>>33259188No personally I like a small round and well toned ass more than a big one, but I do appreciate those big well tonned ass from female athlete.
However alot of africans prefer fat women, so they like big jiggly soft asses.
To me an ideal ass belongs to Ludivine Redigne or Elle Fanning.
>>33259163We may be better as friends.
She's 33 but often acts immature and in the past, would verbally assault me for not doing thing right. Shes been trying to work on it. Shes incredibly rich and wants to share her wealth with me, but something about it doesnt feel right
>>33259205>Elle Fanning.She looked so stupid as a teenager, but alright now.
>>33259196Try it once in your life, trust
>top comments on a Vogue post "who's afraid of Sabrina Carpenter's sexuality?"
Maybe women are based after all...
>>33259205But that just highlights my point all men like toned and size but which one is more important differs
NO ONE would dislike a giant butt with a well define shape
>>33259200Really? I already eat a lot of sugar so hip thrusts should be too hard to add. only thing is that i have hip dips so i feel like the bigger my thighs get, the more inverted my buttcheeks look :(
>>33259209Well I don't plan to ever get with anyone else or have sex but thanks for enlightening me at least lol
>>33259206>We may be better as friendsDamn
I think I've seen you posting about her before
Yeah honestly bro doesn't sound like you're really into her enough or committed to make it work longterm
>>33259211Wait shit that was the wrong pic lol (but still on the same post)
>>33259214post pics of your butt in a bikini for further diagnosis
>>33259159Not really, Obama reclassified border turn backs as deportations, interior deportations were zilch compared to Trump.
>>33259213>GiantBut I preffer a smaller one
>No one would dislike a well defne shapeSome do so like really fat and out of shape women, especially in subsaharian africa, As they associate fat with wealth.
>>33259225Neverr
(I do need to go take a shower tho)
Just lol'ing at this Facebook cattiness
>>33259081Carnivore + weight lifting.
>>33259220i can't i just started my period and have really big blood stained granny panties with a thick pad on to stop the waterfall of pussy blood
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>>33259211She has a music video where she's viciously killing men
Why is that allowed?
>>33259219>>33259211>posting screenshots of Facebook comments on a media articlePlease kill yourself immediately.
>>33259240you mean like monster by kanye
>>33259234Put on a red bikini
>>33259233How many calories per day? My phone's health app has a built-in calorie counter so how much should I be eating? I currently weigh 168 lb at 6 ft 1 . What look and physique should I aim for?
>>33259234Just take a nude in the shower then
>>33259240>music video where she's viciously killing menWhat the hell I love Sabrina Carpenter now
Please tell me she uses carpentry tools as murder weapons and witch magic
>>33259243oh right let me hop off to the store really quick. silly me
>>33259145>But imagine having boobs to cuddle your dick all the time.It's already "cuddled" by my ballsack and that shit sucks. Both parts stick together and get unbelievably sweaty. External testicles are such a stupid and pointless concept. Nobody likes them, not even women.
>>33259248Dont worry about it babe, pick up something nice for yourself too
Is it possible for women to date someone broke and no car if she is just passing the time not looking for something serious?
>>33259241Lol bro is triggered
I'm on my boomer era
I only have FB to like my mother's posts but sometimes get distracted scrooolling
>>33259248>let me hop off to the store really quickPost bikini haul after jk
>>33259106better to be single than dating an abuser or loser
Girls do you read dating profiles, is it important or not.
>>33259255Yes, I'm broke and have no car or driver's license even (am eurotrash tho)
Have dated some women but most didn't want anything serious
>>33259181Cute is best
It's not an accomplishment to have a fat ass if you're just fat
>>33259249>Women don't like testiclesI know for a fact that is not true.
My ex gf could never keep her hands off my balls, she loved my balls so much that she made me buy a balldo, just so she could fuck them.
Maybe you have ugly balls.
Just pissed on the corner of my blue jeans above the zipper cuz I wasn't looking, women have no idea how difficult being a man is
>>33259271If you're pissing at home you have no excuse not to sit down, heathen
>>33259262You don't need a car there. Lucky you.
>>33259274How do you sleep while siting down?
>>33259257Why is /atoga/ your toilet? We don't deserve to have you piss and shit in here. Take your celebrity gossip somewhere else.
>>33259215>I think I've seen you posting about her beforeif im getting recognized then i need to stop posting so much, thanks for the wakeup call anon.
>>33259260f, very rarely use dating apps but when i did i would read the profiles. blank profile was a skip. i was there looking for a partner, not a hookup, not a buddy to chat with in dms. if someone didn't put anything interesting on his profile i didn't bother with him whatsoever.
reasons for blank or overly generic profile:
>a legitimately boring person>low self esteem/confidence>ashamed of hobbies/interests/personalityor most dangerously
>changes his personality based on who he talks toit is a small way to avoid narcissists and men who lie through their teeth to get laid.
do femanons ever call themselves a thirsty slut or a hungry bitch when they are horny
Women, what would you look for in a lesbian life partner?
Women does this feel?
Was watching a soccer match yesterday and a woman started celebrating and her boobs went like that causing my brain to shutdown and stop thinking I wa just like WOW... Why do you think you have this effect on men?
>>33259281>We don't deserveDidn't realise I was speaking to the bloody Queen
>>33259283>need to stop posting so muchPreaching to the choir buddy
I could just be having a schizo moment tho
>>33259280By being tired
Pretty rare tho unless I'm at a party or something
>>33259260Everyone knows women can't read
>>33259277TIL having basic hygiene is gay
>>33259279Seethe
>>33259167i look like that with bigger pecs and covered in body hair
>>33259295Men are defined by their penis, which allows us to piss standing up, and doing is an affirmation of our masculinity. It feeds the soul
>>33259295Not seething, just telling a dumb foid what to do
>>33259295You're really an asshole, you shit on everyone around you all day long and you even acknowledge that you shit on everyone around you all day long, but only you are allowed to call yourself out. The second anyone else calls you on it, you act wounded and cry foul, and then you make plans to shit on us even more. Up yours.
>>33259206nta, a rich person wanting to share their wealth with you is a bright red flag. especially if she's always criticizing you. i dated a 1%er, me coming from a working class family. he ruined my life. he would offer to pay for things and take care of things, just to pull the rug if i didn't behave exactly as he wanted me to. extreme wealth disparity is a power dynamic not many talk about - you can find yourself in a financial abusive situation that escalates into real abuse (mine did). be careful anon. listen to your gut
>>33259286What would be some good profile green flags.
>>33259301Spraying piss everywhere in your bathroom is masculine?
>>33259305>You're really an assholeThank you for the compliment
>>33259304>just telling a dumb foid>foidSure you're not the dumb one bro
>>33259312if you stand up when you do it and aim it, yes.
>>33259310here's where you have to make a choice. are you trying to appeal to a large number of women trying to get casual sex, or are you looking for a gf/partner?
i can tell you green flags for me, but they won't be green flags for every woman on earth. it's important to just be authentic if what you want is to find a compatible person to share your life with. this will theoretically narrow down the "pool" of people who will be interested in you, though, because in reality we are not compatible with most other people.
>>33259316You're either literally a foid or at least a foid in spirit
>>33259317I like target pissing on stuff in the wild, but just dunno why you wouldn't just sit down at home
>>33259308youre the working class woman?
Do you think it is still problematic if its rich woman/average man?
she makes 350K a year, I make 68K a year. I live within my means, so no house yet, i drive a 20 year old car that stll works, and dont take vacations. She often pays for anything because to her $500 is chump change. She wants to be a mother someday and sees weath as a mean to an end whereas she could be a stay at home mom living off the weath she's earned so far.
I guess i was blinded by that early on because I always wanted that life for my future kids, vs daycare and 2 working parents.
>>33259289i tend to dissociate when i'm horny and make up two people who don't exist having sex and i'm just an all seeing observer
what is the secret to sucking dick that moids don't want you to know
Women when I go pee sometimesmy
Penis is so big and meaty but very tender and everytime it happens I think a girl would like it. Am I wrong. I just know it feels so nice grabable.
>>33259320>foid in spiritIt's true, I'm the ghost of George Foid
>>33259291a lot of appreciation for interior design, patience, a sense of like, nurturing? i would want us to make the perfect cozy home together and take turns cooking and pick out outfits for each other and cuddle a lot.
>>33259321thats what women do
>>33256238>>33256238Because female athletes usually ha e nice glutes.
https://youtu.be/EJ1ykdne5mY
>>33259323Two Men?
Two Women?
Women and man?
What do they do
>>33259322>to her $500 is chump changeDoes she have $500 to spare asking for a friend
>>33259328I think I had an aneurysm reading this
>>33259331>hurr hurr that's just what you're supposed to do because gender norms Sounds like you are more of a foid in spirit kek
>>33259330An don't forgot the super long and agile to tongue to make you pussy tingle
>>33259332my suspicion is that guys watch men's sports because they're admiring the athletes' bodies (which is to say, they're gay). prove me wrong.
>>33259335Gender norms exist for a reason, it is the ancestors of man guiding me
>>33259337Just because you don't see it doesn't mean you're not spraying tiny piss droplets everywhere when you pee standing up
I just can't imagine doing that in my own home lol. But I am a weird clean freak who showers at least twice a day
anons how often should i git commit personal projects?
>>33259319I think there are many women there to have casual sex because most of them have provocative images of their chests. Girls that are looking relationships and are normal are few and the other group are very old women which are balding and have white hair. So I don't know if I will have success with the few girls that are normal.
>>33259327not complaining about doing it already makes you better than 90% of women out there
>>33259322yeah, i grew up in a working class family and have been lower-middle class most of my life excluding good times and bad times.
i think you should take extra caution if she wants to bring kids into the mix. i'm not saying a power imbalance is always going to be abusive, just that it can be, and it will be harder to get out of. be vigilant for red flags like her being overly critical, her being overly accommodating and generous, or other early signs of narcissism. female narcissists often have delusions of a "perfect romance" etc
of course, she might be fine. i don't know her, you do, but women can be abusive and especially towards their children. abusers also love to use children as pawns to abuse the other parent. DV isn't usually the typical roidmoid battering his poor defenseless wife, its a lot more complex than that and they make sure it's really hard for you to leave before they get going.
>>33259347catposters are all SLUTS
>>33259319What were your green flags.
>>33259167Other femanon earlier insisted I work out my abs.
>>33259347Whenever you add a new feature that works, commit with a comment
That's what I do anyways
>>33259345Ah yes, your strong caveman ancestors spraying piss in porcelain toilets
>>33259345nta gender norms exist to sell products, fucking idiot moid lmao how many women shaved before 1900
>>33259347Just save the commands you need on notepad, it will take you like 10 seconds each time
>>33259327Not kissing him after
>>33259271Life is hard when you're a moron.
>>33259346all you have to do is lift the toilet seat up.
>>33259335They tell me that daily on chan hehe
>>33259360im working on a persoanl project like 8+ hours a day but im commiting once at the end of the day cause im really working on one feature a day desu and this is a lot of OOP. is that bad? i think it looks bad on my github grid
>>33259362I usually remember my commands, except regex
I do all my programming in the mac terminal with vim
>>33259361all the cute ones
>>33259342not really, i just have too much baggage and i don't want to deal with it.
>>33259342
>>33259353im going to respond in the next thread hold on
>>33259334never two men, otherwise varies. usually it's a complex emotional story.
>>33259357for me? interest in certain anime, hobbies, certain games and generally good attitude that came off in his answers
like example of bad attitude would be men with blurbs "5'9, since it MATTERS." or "no kids and i expect you to be the same". i like short men, and i have no kids, but these men just seemed unpleasant from their bios.
green flag a bio like "5'9", two separate measurements" or something funny like that. another profile i liked was a guy who just had 4 videos of himself wiping out on a skateboard and a blurb saying "i go to therapy". these profiles were a lot more reflective of the person's actual personality. so they were green flags to me.
>>33259367Or you could just sit down to pee? It's easier and more hygienic
>>33259370It's everyday bro with the foid channel flow
>>33259372Oh wow, now I'm curious what the project is
Just don't burn yourself out babe, enjoy your summer too
Everyone works different so I wouldn't worry too much about it. The projects/code itself is what matters not the frequency of commits.
I just like to commit very frequently whenever I add something or am taking a break. It also makes it much easier to trace back what I've done if I need to like a paper trail of the code/features added. (Also maybe I'm paranoid about my computer going up in flames lol)
It's a good habit to get into committing relatively frequently with clear comments tho for working on group projects with other people etc. (I'm guessing you will be doing some pair/group projects if you're studying CS in school)
Honestly if you are a cute girl with good social skills *and* a good committed programmer you have it made lol. My old female friends from my course are doing really well now financially and just in life
>>33259377Looking up regex is normal, also based Vim user, haven't used that in years lol
Anyway time to migr8
>>33259377People who are good at RegEx and remember a ton are fucking creepy freaks desu.
>>33259391>another profile i liked was a guy who just had 4 videos of himself wiping out on a skateboard and a blurb saying "i go to therapy"Bro goofymaxxed lol, gg
>>33259394>good at RegEx and remember a ton are fucking creepy freaks desuCan confirm I used to be the regex guy people would go to to write/optimize expressions but I'm also a nutcase
>>33259327How would I know? I've never sucked cock before
>>33259391Thanks for the advice anon.
