Hello /ck/, first off, cityfolk, townies and the like are welcome to post in this thread as long as you mind your manners.

I thought since we were all sharing, that I would share something as well—I get milky delivered to my home on a weekly basis.
As you can (or cannot) imagine, it is absolutely incredible. There is absolutely no fucking substitution for farm fresh milky.
Taste is amazing—clean, sweet, delicious, aromatic, alluring.... If youre a bit of a fancylad such as myself, you may opt for a quart of chocolate milky all to yourself. Personally, I'm a good boy and I deserve my milkies.
Your cooking is now better, anything with milk or cream is 10x more delicious.
Sure it's a little pricier than the store but it's 100% worth every cent—$1.5/qt, $1 more for flavored.
They deliver it ice fucking cold, in glass quarts right to your door like its fucking 1920.
If you ain't home they'll put it in your garage fridge for you, or if youre a scared lil paranoid bitch you can put out a cooler and they'll put it in there instead.
No stupid deposit for the bottles as we arent savages out here and we all return them back.
Free delivery after you spend $50 lifetime total, $10 min delivery
In addition to milky they offer flavored milkies in the folowing varieties
>chocolat
>strawbrr
>orange (maybe)
>cherry
>coffee
Also they deliver cream, cheese, ice cream and more!!

So, why don't you have farm fresh milky delivered to you????