Hello /ck/, first off, cityfolk, townies and the like are welcome to post in this thread as long as you mind your manners.

I thought since we were all sharing, that I would share something as well—I get milky delivered to my home on a weekly basis.
As you can (or cannot) imagine, it is absolutely incredible. There is absolutely no fucking substitution for farm fresh milky.
Taste is amazing—clean, sweet, delicious, aromatic, alluring.... If youre a bit of a fancylad such as myself, you may opt for a quart of chocolate milky all to yourself. Personally, I'm a good boy and I deserve my milkies.
Your cooking is now better, anything with milk or cream is 10x more delicious.
Sure it's a little pricier than the store but it's 100% worth every cent—$1.5/qt, $1 more for flavored.
They deliver it ice fucking cold, in glass quarts right to your door like its fucking 1920.
If you ain't home they'll put it in your garage fridge for you, or if youre a scared lil paranoid bitch you can put out a cooler and they'll put it in there instead.
No stupid deposit for the bottles as we arent savages out here and we all return them back.
Free delivery after you spend $50 lifetime total, $10 min delivery
In addition to milky they offer flavored milkies in the folowing varieties
>chocolat
>strawbrr
>orange (maybe)
>cherry
>coffee
Also they deliver cream, cheese, ice cream and more!!

So, why don't you have farm fresh milky delivered to you????

>>21473598 (OP)
I get 2 gallons of milk delivered from the source (Walmart) weekly.

>>21473654
What are they milking at Walmart? The shoppers?

>>21473598 (OP)
>So, why don't you have farm fresh milky delivered to you??
Presumably because we don't live in whatever "backwards" white utopia you do. I mean, it's cool that you have this option, but at this point you're really just bragging. I can buy local raw milk from the dairy but it's not even in glass bottles, what the fuck. You just need to watch out for the milkmen, those guys are notorious sexual beasts, jacked up on dairy protein and unable to resist comely housewives. If you're still in milkman territory then there's a 50% chance that your real dad is a member of the dairy industry.

>>21473598 (OP)
> So, why don't you have farm fresh milky delivered to you????

My good sir, I recently took the farm fresh milky pill and I cannot (will not) go back. They have been around since 1891 and are still family owned and operated. I envy you, my local farm does not have a customer loyalty program. They only deliver to a few neighborhoods where I live. I get 1.5 gallons weekly plus ground beef patties and local honey. It is a bit more expensive than the store but quality over quantity.

>>21473655
Mommies, yes.

>>21473848
>Your milk has herpes AND aids?
Many such cases.

>>21473820
God bless you anon. I will not go back either. It's not even that much more than store bought at this point, and my milk has never had the hands of a subhuman touch it. No questionable expiration dates, i get what i can drink and its always finished.

>>21473848
>bra comes out
>cantelopes in tube socks

>>21473598 (OP)
>$1.5/qt
i drink too much milk to be able to afford this

>>21474429
its $6 a gallon, thats not bad for a gallon at like the convenience store much less farm fresh

>>21474429
When you get the good stuff you will drink less since it is very rich. I was going through 2 gallons a week with store whole milk. Once I started getting fresh milk, I dialed it back to 1.5 a week.

>>21473598 (OP)
is this raw milk or pasteurized?

>>21473598 (OP)
the strawberry milk from the dairy tastes like bubblegum medicine, idk why but i absolutely cannot drink it even though strawberry's my favorite

>>21474544
Store milk isnt fresh?

>>21474632
Supermarket milk comes from cryogenic storage on the second basement level. If you open the milk fridge and look toward the back with a flashlight, you will see the vacuum transport tubes connected to the subterranean bottling machinery. When a supermarket is built, it is normally stocked with enough preserved milk to last 20 years, the average lifespan of a suburban store. The dairy proteins you are drinking may have been extracted from cows before you were born.

When a supermarket nears the end of its life cycle, the milk is injected with blue dye as a warning. It is extremely expensive to replace the underground milk silos alone, so the corporation normally demolishes the entire store and builds a new one, with another 20 years of cryomilk.

>>21474645
If I ever run some sort of corporate hellscape game, I'm going to steal that.

>>21474645
kek good one

>>21474645
Interesting.
Thing is, supermarket conventional milk is just milk from various farms sold under a store brand. And the glass bottles come from specific farms.

I get free milkies from my gf occasionally. Btw she's trans and it doesn't come from her tits.

>>21474800
saw one of these at Sams club when I was in the frozen section, i literally and uncontrollably laughed out loud when I saw it walk by. One of the cringiest things i'd ever seen, and unforgettable in how disgusting, embarrassing, and ugly it was.

>>21474570
stop being a fucking stupid ass nog. you see the fucking caps, you seer the printing, you know I'm from america, you know its illegal to sell raw milk here. why one would even care about this is fucking stupid. youre getting j'ed thinking theres some benefit to raw milk. it's all bullshit you've read on the internet. if theres a pathogen in the milk it's removed during pasteurization.

Back when I was a CSA sperg I would get fancy ass milk delivered in those glass bottles. They were great but eventually you remember that drinking milk as a grown man, like a hungry baby, is just weird as fuck and unnatural

>>21473598 (OP)
If you live anywhere populous enough to have any kind of delivery you are basically a cityfag. I don't live close enough to a single business to have anything delivered except mail.

>>21475766
Fuck you ruralfag poorfag loser

>>21473598 (OP)
i prefer my law fat, lactose free, UHT, protein fortified milk

>>21475766
It is always interesting how many ruralfags I interact with online in social media and online gaming. Makes sense, since you need to be in the top 10% to afford a city life. Ruralfag.

>>21475766
Bro, ruralfags, most of you, cannot afford the city, broke ruralfag.

>>21475766
So youre poor, uneducated and cannot afford the big city, got it.