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8/10/2025, 5:35:04 AM
>>7684424
Uh oh time 2 sperg
>Be Castle
>Old Bastard Co-founder is a wizard
>Not just a wizard. THE Wizard.
>Castle makes drugs and shit like baby powder by running their underground research department to completely game the market
>Singlehandedly makes studying alchemy easier to access and more wide spread (if you know where to look)
>New magicians iterating on alchemical knowledge leading to a golden age
>30 years later
>"I did it! I made sigil writing completely retard proof!" T. Some retard
>Rat bastard calls this abomination "Lingo"
>It looks like this
>The Wizard says it smells like shit, because it is
>"YEAH BUT YOU'RE OLD YOU NEED TO ADAPT TO THE TIMES OR GET LEFT BEHIND"
>The Wizard warns that it ignores the fundamentals of magic as an art
>Warns that even a low intermediate magician can easily undo a Lingo seal
>Warns against spreading scientism infecting MAGIC. ARTS.
>"Okay we'll just use it for low level security!"
>They use it for "low level sec" i.e. people are sticking it on everything from doors to lunch bags
>Sirens start blaring out of nowhere one night
>"PLEASE EVACUATE CALMLY TO YOUR FLOORS DESIGNATED EXIT AREA"
>Some monster stomping around throwing his head against the walls and floors harder than a 260 lb autistic man literally squashing people and demolishing whole hallways
>"How could this happen?!"
>look at the wreckage
>It's fucking Lingo
Such is the life of a Castle employee
Uh oh time 2 sperg
>Be Castle
>Old Bastard Co-founder is a wizard
>Not just a wizard. THE Wizard.
>Castle makes drugs and shit like baby powder by running their underground research department to completely game the market
>Singlehandedly makes studying alchemy easier to access and more wide spread (if you know where to look)
>New magicians iterating on alchemical knowledge leading to a golden age
>30 years later
>"I did it! I made sigil writing completely retard proof!" T. Some retard
>Rat bastard calls this abomination "Lingo"
>It looks like this
>The Wizard says it smells like shit, because it is
>"YEAH BUT YOU'RE OLD YOU NEED TO ADAPT TO THE TIMES OR GET LEFT BEHIND"
>The Wizard warns that it ignores the fundamentals of magic as an art
>Warns that even a low intermediate magician can easily undo a Lingo seal
>Warns against spreading scientism infecting MAGIC. ARTS.
>"Okay we'll just use it for low level security!"
>They use it for "low level sec" i.e. people are sticking it on everything from doors to lunch bags
>Sirens start blaring out of nowhere one night
>"PLEASE EVACUATE CALMLY TO YOUR FLOORS DESIGNATED EXIT AREA"
>Some monster stomping around throwing his head against the walls and floors harder than a 260 lb autistic man literally squashing people and demolishing whole hallways
>"How could this happen?!"
>look at the wreckage
>It's fucking Lingo
Such is the life of a Castle employee
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