Hatshepsut

Age: 40

Species: Mummy

Biggest victory in office: Exposing the hidden sex scene in "Kickle Cubicle"

During her life, she was one of the strongest pharoahs in Egyptian history, but after death, "Hattie" found she had to share power with all those who had gone before her. Now juggling career and family, she tries her best to manage her political career while still finding time for her two daughters and daily pitcher of martinis. But at least she doesn't have to wear the fake beard anymore.