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Anonymous /adv/33268266#33270147
6/25/2025, 12:58:52 AM
Women, which of the bounty hunters from Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back would you want to date if given the chance? Assume they're totally loyal and love you. From left to right
>Dengar
Cyborg super soldier that supposedly can only feel anger, hate, and hope, but once he falls in love all of his other emotions totally come back and he's insanely loyal to the woman he does love.
>IG-88
robot assassin, kind of nihilistic and sardonic, doesn't like organics but upgrades himself for whatever job he faces using a state of the art engineering facility, so he can make a super robot dong if you want and has complete knowledge of human anatomy. Also wants to kill all organic life.
>Boba Fett
Very capable, kind of autistic about morality, got a Disney show. Might be a bit of a deadbeat dad and just send you money, guns, mandalorian armor, and random men at arms instead of actually helping you raise a kid. His mother figures were all assassins and mercenaries who constantly betrayed and stole from him so despite his tough guy image he'll be super quick to forgive you for any of that.
>Bossk
Lizardman, hates wookies, implied to be popular with women but mostly coasting off his dad's success and never accomplishing anything of note on his own.
>Zuckuss + 4-Lomm
Bugman and his robot, inseparable, Zuckuss has a moral compass that's a little too strong and will always give away money to charity or do the right thing even at great cost to himself. 4-Lomm is a robot that became self aware because it was fun to steal from rich people, klepto, but loyal to his friends and semi-cannon as having a pleasure function even if he's ugly as sin.