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Previously on ATOGA: >>33265053

FIRST FOR BURNING IN HEAVEN

state gender
i am a guy. i want love and kids and whole-ass family that i can love and support because my family growing up was super depleted but i also simultaneously would be happy never interacting with another soul ever again from this point forward

how do i reconcile these two things?

Second for her.

Huh. Guess he's not dead after all.

atoga thread summary

Women: Screaming into the Void.
Men: Yes.

>>33268291
>growing up was super depleted
>T.

>>33268297
SCREEEEEEEEEEEECH

plaP

women who are ~30+ and have never been in a relationship but want one, why haven't you been in one yet?

>>33268299
made me giggle despite being the DUMBEST, most STINKIEST, SILLIEST response possible

>>33268299
put it in yo bumhole

Women
*takes out penis in front of you and cums on command on your mouth and nipples not breasts squarely on your nipples.*

>>33268291
M, sounds like you've got options and this should be viewed as a good thing

If your Bf or Gf asked you to wear these will you?

>>33268295
The one you just posted about rescheduling?

>>33268314
i like that reframing but i don't feel like a kid at a candy store, i feel like two different creatures stuck in a single body

>>33268295
Who?

>>33268266 (OP)
wow. I hate that picture.

>>33267910
>said she wanted me to call her again later
>sent me a voice note saying when she'd be free
>try to call her in time
>"actually it's fine don't worry"
Idk man I'm just going to carry on with my day unless she asks me to call her again

>>33268332
well, that's been a lot of guys over the years. in the past the best thing for them was probably having to go off to sea for a few months at a time to get away from their family so they never felt too trapped.

Would I look bad as a 35 old hitting on the 23 something women at the manga section.

>>33268342
You would look bad as anyone hitting on young women in the manga section
But based, do it anyway

>>33268342
depends on how fat and bald you are while you're doing it

>>33268077
>They're known party-poopers...
They also destoryed 98 % of the rest of Kassel
>The man built his own geyser!!! Reminds me of the Versailles antics with the fountains...
The water games were mostly built by his predecessor who got the money for it from selling conscripts to the british to fight in the american civil war
>What would you recommend as good spots great spots?
Nothing beyond the obvious. My personal recommandation would be to set aside a evening or two to just walk around and explore the city and visit the tuscan countryside and a other nearby city like Sienna.
>I hope you're doing well btw
Has there anything in my posts to indicate that I am not doing well?

I've buried every living thing
Deeper in the ground

>2025
>he is forgotten
women have no loyalty. none.

>>33268340
yeah fair enough, my housing situation, through no fault of my own, forced me back into my parent's house, which has been an utterly miserable place to pick the pieces of my life back up in, is probably bolstering feelings of escape. thanks for keeping it real, anon. mwah (no homo).

>>33268353
Crazy how literally nothing happened and this was swept under the rug so fast

>>33268286
Yes. I am considering a whole psyker vs cyborg situation. Considering the setting I’ll have to flip everything around. Instead of cyborgs being easy to upgrade, they’ll be harder because the setting is post apocalyptic and cybernetic modules are hard to find and nobody can manufacture more. But technology will be advanced enough that they last a lifetime. It will also be taboo in certain civilizations. Psykers/magic will be much easier to upgrade and train because of the cultures of existing factions and the presence of magic in the environment. That said all of the psykers will later be vulnerable to getting mind hacked and develop mental illnesses due to god-like entities awakened in the more dangerous parts of the world.

>>33268347
I am alright and have long hair actually.

>>33268353
>most recent fic on ao3 is two days old

>>33268295
It's really unfortunate.

>>33268338
You sound like all the boys in high school that said stuff like
>Bro i am street smart not book smart
while playing xbox all day and thinking that going to trade school is going to save their poor work ethic

People who get into top 20 universities are objectively smarter than average, unless its for sports but even then most student athletes are not actually dumb.

Saying "ive seen stupid people get into top schools" is completely coping and most of the people in top schools who complain about how dumb their classmates are are incredibly obnoxious people who dont know how slow the average person is, and im someone who tends to believe the average person is not as dumb as we all act.

>>33268352
wait till the next full moon

4chan doesn't appreciate anime posters anymore, it was nice knowing you all, specially her. This is it, farewell.

>>33268384
you say this every few days

>>33268266 (OP)
Not bad, I actually quite like the art, better than the stockshit

*spots a femanon in the wild*
GYATT damn!

>>33268387
What do you want me to say. This is a different phrase because this time is different.

>>33268396
*spits on you then winks*

Like seriously the kind of classmate i have that complains about how dumb their classmates are are typically over absorbed and confused sleep deprived, overworked, and depressed people who lack the energy to put in 100% 24/7 with genuinely dumb people. Or theyre like just academically ahead of their classmates and judgemental they their classmates dont know as much preliminary material even if they are not expected to, like
>omg you dont know how to take the laplace transform youre so stupid
>uh yeah if i already knew how to do that i would not be in this class, shut up jeremy

Stop deleting my posts.

>>33268399
sure, see you later alligator

>>33268402
>shut up jeremy
No.

If it has been 12 hours am I ghosted

>>33268357
oh yeah, i had that happen to me once and it's just so soul-sapping you've got to get out the first chance you possibly get. but good luck with it, and i promise i only blushed within hetero regulation standards.

>>33268414
Man's busy damn

>>33268414
I'd give it until the end of the day

>>33268378
nta but when everyone can already see that you're acting like a tard, then trying to pull rank by claiming you go to school with smart people in it doesn't really change anyone's assessment

Women, have you ever stopped and consider that maybe, just maybe, the reason you are single and can't find a boyfriend is because your expectations of what a man should be are unrealistic?
If you are not perfect, so how come you are expecting potential partners to be?

1/2

>>33268414
Zoomers are so needy.

>>33268426
2/2

>>33268426
Good job, keep eating that algorithm
tick tock

>>33268426
>>33268434
Do you at least get paid for this

>>33268426
I’m not reading a tweet thread by some Indian pajeet fagatron

do women get turned on by the idea of girls mixxing in semen into cookies and then bake it, killing any bacteria, and then give it to her

Do women stick their fingers into their pussies before cooking so her man eats some of her essence

>>33268434
>>33268426
good goy, keep it up

Lol I love you guys

>>33268434
>>33268426
Do something better with your time.

>>33268445
I love you too bro

I miss her so bad. How do I get over my femanon jerk.

>>33268443
Do you want food made with my period blood?

Any old fucks here? How did you guys ask girls out before phones were a thing. You couldn't get her number so did you just agree to meet somewhere or something and just hope they'd show up.

>>33268451
What happened?

>>33268452
Thats disgusting dont even ask that, I try to pretend women don't have periods

>>33268451
She's not real

>>33268460
So kill yourself

>>33268457
Yes, meaning you only made plans with reliable people.

>>33268457
Calendars, people talk to their neigbors, places you could be for free. DOn't over think it.

>>33268457
Before phones people just knocked at eachothers door, this is still a thing in rural places

>>33268464
why would you say that, Im a person with feelings
:(

Honestly? I'd eat a girl out on her period.

>>33268457
phones have been a thing since the 1870s. people talked on landlines all the time.

>>33268462
How do you know?

>>33268457
Anon, the telephone has been a thing for 150 years. How old do you think I am?

>>33268468
You just called something I can’t control disgusting

>>33268425
What makes you think im "retarded"? I have emotional stability issues? That is not an indicator of intelligence its just mental illness

>>33268473
I'm every femanon

>>33268459
She disappear, and I miss her silliness.

>>33268475
I mean don't you think me taking a shit is disgusting

>>33268426
Why is it always brown women who keep saying this but you just know they went for a white guy. A 5'6 white guy with no jaw sure but still.

>>33268476
Nta, I've seen you go on your little rangs before and all you do is reiterate surface level things for several paragraphs like someone who thinks they're smart but isn't really

>>33268479
Shit is not equivalent to period blood

>>33268477
Sure.

>>33268416
i am very fortunate to have an online job that pays well enough to move anywhere, which is certainly the hardest part of that equation. life was just as fucked in like 5 other dimensions at the same time (worst chapter of life by far), most of my piece-picking has been emotional and identity and trauma-sorting related. i'm about to go visit my grandma for a while, though, and i'll probably take that opportunity to put the finishing touches on New Year, New Me and either move to a little town or move into an isolated cabin

What happens if a woman has sex on her period?

>>33268484
Like what? can i get an example?

If youre going to talk about the programming stuff i never claimed to know javascript particularly well i was just was talking about with some anons

>>33268378
Do you see how you are currently acting stupid and have demonstrated that you have below average intelligence and common sense

>>33268476
nta but IQ means nothing without having the emotional intelligence to control your emotions, including any mental illness

>>33268484
>Rangs
Rants

>>33268490
It gets messy.

>>33268485
but in both cases it can't be controlled, you told me to kys because I found a body function of yours gross, I used the example of me shitting to highlight that just because you can't control it doesn't mean its not gross

>>33268477
Are you a troll?

>>33268498
Yes.

>>33268480
Literally. They’re allowed to Move Up on the ladder (they are starting basically underground with their men) but they get mad as fuck when white women want an employed man

Seems like a lot of girls who don't play video games think it's cringe when guys do enjoy video games. How could one convince a girl that video games aren't necessarily cringe?

>>33268491
It wasn't programming stuff you were just sharing your thoughts about something in a giant post I don't remember what, all I remember thinking was wow she's talking a lot but not saying much of anything.

>>33268499
Okay bye.

Men, how can a woman make it clear that she is single but has class and does not want anything to do outside work with guys who cannot get not just a good but ANY girlfriend? If I have a job, gym membership, a sense of humour and a small but fine circle of friends, the very least I expect of you is to have the same. It is insulting being approached by people who bring literally nothing to the table.

>>33268493
I never mentioned IQ, i think its stupid

fwiw when i take EQ tests i get a perfectly find score because i have normal empathy and ability to read situations

i just have poor ability to contain myself

>>33268501
They are tho. Niggas grow up.

>>33268501
they are cringe, instead own the cringe and say yeahhhh maybe I am cringeeeeee but what are youuuu???

>>33268480
>>33268500
sour grapes

>>33268505
yeah that shit is always fucking one sided
someone unable to contain themselves should never get to feel intelligent in any way

>>33268504
Just wear a bridal ring when they get near you.

>>33268504
Bring dis dick to yo mouf aha

Women would you rather a guy have a generic or very recognizable typing style

>>33268511
And the white men still marry them

>>33268505
The only time i ever took an IQ test was part of an ADD test when i was a kid and im told i tested out of it because the score was too high to qualify for ADD

im not saying i have high "IQ score", i dont know what mine is and i dont care to find out because its not a real test, and testing negative for ADD via a pediatric IQ test is not evidence of high "IQ" its just evidence that i am not "mentally retarded"

>>33268476
there once was a boy with a sword. swords were outlawed in this kingdom, so this was a secret sword and he was the ONLY boy in the whole kingdom to have it. he would play up the role of guard, bolster rumors of his sword possessing. one day, when the king came to punish everyone for not paying their tithes, the boy stood by and did nothing to defend them. the people were devastated; women were raped, children burned, men bruised and battered. but the boy was worst off. why?
because he realized this secret sword he always had was worthless when it mannered, because he never bothered to learn how to actually defend people.

you're going to need much more than studying stem at a university to be intelligent, anon.

>>33268490
My bf said it almost stings and feels acidic. Is that true or do I have an infection?

>>33268516
why not both?

>>33268414
No

>>33268476
i'm not an /atoga/ regular and i don't keep up with all the drama but from what i've seen you're having a bog-standard 4chan attention whore meltdown. girls have been doing it since the dawn of this site, and most of them have not exactly been towering intellects. if you want to argue that you COULD be smart enough to know how a burner email works under other circumstances, fine, maybe, but that's just another way of saying that you're acting really stupid at this moment.

>>33268524
Because... They're mutually exclusive?

>>33268504
You could go for the "baddie" look, but it would be less time consuming to just be more decisive when you shut them down, takes like 1-5 minutes tops.

>>33268522
That’s bacterial vaginosis

All my niggas communists ya dig? We be out here finna crashout over capitalism cuz that shit is highkey cooked. Goofy ahh economic policy fr

>>33268528
at the same time maybe, but you can switch it up

Women would your children be ashamed of you

>>33268504
Just wear a sign on your head saying "I'm a stuck up bitch leave me alone" that should do the trick

>>33268531
........damn.

I was watching an internet historian video and in it he plays the theme from dragon roost island from legend of zelda wind waker, I recognized it but no where in the video did it say that or any of the comments mention it

Now I feel very proud of myself

Femanons are you proud of me too

>>33268534
No but they might think I was or am lame

>>33268489
well hey, if you've got those sort of resources available you could just take out airbnbs in the middle of nowhere for a few weeks at a time if you wanted. might scratch your itch without getting you tied down as much. it's the sort of thing i wish i'd done when i was in a similar situation, but i was just too mad at myself to ever do anything fun at the time.

>>33268520
Anon what do you want out of me. Im too young to have a 6 figure job or public doctoral thesis

Yeah maybe i shouldntve mentioned that i go to a good school but also i dont want to be called "retarded" just for crashing out, thats not fair. Ive struggled with self esteem for my entire life if it isny obvious, i need to be able to defend my self worth atleast once. I know i am ugly and disgusting, at the very least i have to be smart and i can be neither smart nor pretty i should just kill myself, and i almost did that a few months ago because i was feeling really bad about my worth

>>33268533
Technically you can I guess but what's the point in switching up your typing style for no reason. He naturally types in one way or the other which way would your rather have it be. Does it even matter.

>>33268538
>internet historian
Terrible content creator

>>33268543
>i dont want to be called "retarded" just for crashing out, thats not fair

>>33268504
>and does not want anything to do outside work with guys who cannot get not just a good but ANY girlfriend?
You're genuinely retarded.

>>33268544
recognizable I guess

>>33268543
Nigga...

>>33268546
Everyone crashes out when they feel like theyre being attacked, its normal behavior and you do it too

Let me defend myself okay. I have that right

Is it a red flag if I think women look really hot on their hands and knees?

I am looking through all of your webcams

>>33268554
thats your own fault

>>33268378
>People who get into top 20 universities are objectively smarter than average
>Saying "ive seen stupid people get into top schools" is completely coping
Nta but I went to a top 10 for STEM and am genuinely quite stupid, I don't even know what day of the week it is
Getting into a good school has way more to do with background and luck than anything else

>>33268554
Did you see what I just did whilst looking at GYATTS on instagram?

>>33268551
Nta but no I don't "crash out" because I'm not a gorilla retard, I can defend myself without making a fool of myself.

>>33268554
I use Linux. That driver hasn't worked in months.

>>33268543
>i need to be able to defend my self worth atleast once.
Also the secret trick to this is to stop trying. The more you squirm, the more retarded you look. The more retarded you look, the more ammo you give.
Literally the best thing you can do to shield your ego and defend your self worth is to stop engaging and stop looking.
I know nothing about you and this is said out of kindness. I believe you're probably an intelligent person going through a lot mentally and in life, but this is the worst thing for you right now.

>>33268551
nta, everyone crashes out when attacked, everyone gets mad when a crasher-out pulls rank by bragging that she went to a better undergrad than you, and everyone piles on when you make a bunch of dumb posts on 4chan. now that the laws of the universe have been established, can you cool off?

Your mom wood be more proud of you if you made money on onlyfans

>>33268566
Nigga really said wood

>>33268527
Youre confusing me not wanting to make burners for me not knowing how to make a burner. Obviously i know how to make burners

ive been on this site for around a year and i never see people exchange burner emails they exchange their actual socials and rely on the fact nobody cares enough to doxx them. But clearly people here do care so ive never once posted my socials not even burners because burners still increase the risk of doxxing. Ive had stalking scares from this website

I think saying nigga is funnier than saying nigger generally.

Which one would you choose?

>>33268567
tbf ur mom would some wood.

>>33268572
This one

>>33268543
Jesus you really are stupid

What is your name
My name is Aaron

My broke friends telling me to drive them somewhere an hour away and they never chip in for gas How about you suck on my ass pubes babe

I think I got it, it's american women that are the problem, women from other countries are more down to earth.
American women are mentally ill and they have unrealistic expectations of what they are worth.

>>33268572
jim

>>33268582
>>33268446

>>33268572
Pam

>>33268579
Robert

>>33268582
Fellas, would you?

>>33268579
My name has already been posted.

>>33268572
Karen was way hotter and had a way better personality. Foids love Pam because they're all cheaters and relate to her story.

>>33268587
Hi Rob
>>33268589
Post it again

>>33268556
Thats probably because youve been surrounded by people who also went to similar schools as you for years

Leave your workplace, get away from the bars or clubs near your job, and go talk to some regular people. You are likley going to always be the smartest person in the room. Those people are not dumb, and neither are you.

>Getting into a good school has way more to do with background and luck than anything else
Thats true but you also can not fake a good application. Good schools can spot cheater applications. Even all the "legacy" students people like to complain about getting into ivies are still good students that could get into many other top schools on merit alone. Thats mostly cause their parents and feeder schools groomed them

Ive met many people in my classes who seem unaware how much luck they had in getting here, they clearly went to public feeders without knowing and have never stepped outside their rich cities like the bay or NYC. But they are also incredibly smart people who did prove their worth.

>>33268588
No....
She looks insane

>>33268591
She was a "fiance" for like 7 years by the time she "cheated"

I've never watched the office who are Pam and Karen

>>33268588
thousand cocks stare

>>33268504
If you have class, dress and act the part.

>>33268585
you are really good at telling people what they should do, aren't you?

>>33268600
Yes

>>33268572
Karen

Well ladies?

>>33268596
whores

>>33268602
No wonder why you are so miserable and doomed to die alone. Can't say I envy you.

another shitty day in my nigger life

>>33268608
I know you're envying this dick nigga

Women do you care what brand a man's underwear is? Do you care if he has Calvin Klein or not?

>>33268582
If she’s happy being alone why do you care

>>33268563
Youre right about all of that

Ive been trying my best but i cant help it i am a very fragile person. Ive been getting better at it but its not easy. I have to engage because i need to feel defended and safe and nobody is defending me. I try my best to help it but its not easy. Ive been born with a lot mental disorders that im not very proud of.

>>33268582
This is being written when 63% of women aged 18-30 are single in relationships while only 32% of men their age are in relationships.
Women are not suffering enough.
That may be cruel to say, but it's not goinf to get better until it gets worse, and it needs to get a lot worse for them to see where we are coming from.
The problem is that they were sold a bag of lies.

>>33268605
Anything looks good on a hot guy.

>>33268615
she says she isn't happy if you read the screencap

>>33268616
Nigga, it's an anonymous image board, "you" don't exist, your posts are all in a vacuum. Whenever is say some stupid shit and people start dogpiling on me I just nope the fuck out and stop responding because they're attacking the post, not me.

>>33268593
>go talk to some regular people
I have mostly worked wagie jobs over the years and therefore talked to "regular people", I don't think there's as much of an intelligence disparity between them and the upper echelons of the educational system as there is a sociocultural divide

>>33268616
I'm glad you're still here. I don't know you personally, but if I found out you killed yourself I'd be very sad. I understand being really upset and not being able to focus on anything else, and other people not understanding how you feel makes it even worse. But you'll be okay. Just take deep breaths and know that the pain always passes.

>>33268615
that's a massive cope and you know it.

>>33268623
Simp

>>33268618
Why is it women say ew ew ew when men ask about shaving, but then when you post a shaved guy its suddenly yes yes yes

>>33268616
defending you is something friends do, and frankly you shouldn't be looking for friends on 4chan.

>>33268617
Yeah lol
Every single "DUDE WOMEN ARE SINGLE AND LONELY" article is almost always about some 30 year old woman.
Like no shit? But 30 year old women are literally the most statistically unlikely to be single.
Every single article like those is just crying over being one of the failed women while most are still getting laid and dating regularly.
It isn't like men where the reality is that all of them will die alone.

>>33268620
Stop saying the n word its not making you sound cool or edgy you just sound sad

you sound like you dont realluy care about much of anything in life you just trudge through it. No wonder you dont care when youre getting dogpiled, youre clearly incredibly emotionally numbed, not chill

>>33268629
>Every single article like those is just crying over being one of the failed women while most are still getting laid and dating regularly.
in this one, they're specifically crying because chad didn't want to do the dishes for them.

>>33268616
Is this the retarded nudes posting bitch who cried because she got banned and nobody cared? lmao

>>33268630
It's a Bhutanese yak milking forum what is there to care about lol. You take this shit too seriously.

>>33268611
not at all, no
I actually think it‘s silly to spend that much money on it when you can get the same quality cheaper instead

>>33268616
I get it, and I've been there. Well, still there.
There are genuine support groups on and offline for this kind of stuff. It sounds cringe, lame, gay, and cliche because it is, but I'd advise you to take it there and cool off on the avataring for a little while. No one here cares as much as you do, and once you can make peace with that, it's a lot easier to just walk away.
I can't expect you to have any actual reason to listen, but this is my genuine advice. Most of this bad rep stuff is just staying somewhere that you're unwelcome in. Of course you feel like shit about it.

>>33268611
I care more about cut and fabric. I like tight boxer briefs with a slick fabric. My guy has the sport version of Pair of Thieves, which I enjoy on him.

>>33268616
Anon there's nothing wrong with you and you've done nothing wrong
Don't worry I crash out every day
Just change IP address when the jannies ban you lol

Femanons, I have a 12 hour shift this Thursday.
I hope I don't get killed.

>>33268623
the police made me go to the mental hospital back in February because i was suicidal

the psychiatrists there were basically like
>>we suggest you be partially hospitalized
>i dont want to be hospitalized i have school
>>Well if you wont do partial hospitalization we will involuntarily commit you
>oh okay i will call insurance
>>insurance: we are not covering that
so i just left and took my midterms and cried through everything for a few weeks until i could see my mom again

>Made some tea and left the spoon sitting a little too long
>Tea now tastes a little metallic
Women, thoughts?

Stop giving the tranny yous

>>33268644
Can you give me yous instead

>>33268643
free nutrients

>>33268643
Get better, food-grade spoons.

Why is everyone mentally ill

>>33268641
Kek. Pathetic.

Women why dont you want to do this with me? Peak intimacy activity...

>>33268648
Where do you think we are

>>33268644
but I need more nudes from her

>>33268641
I'm sorry, and I'm sorry people are making fun of you. I think I know exactly how you feel about having this thing that really bothers you, and other people don't care about it at all and don't seem to feel bad for you. I've been there, and I've "crashed out" in these very threads before. But you have people who love you, I know your mom does, and I am also very glad you didn't take your own life, and please don't ever do that.

>>33268648
It's trendy now. Girls claim they're depressed because Chad didn't respond after they hooked up.

>>33268643
Thats good anon, a growing girl need iron to supplement the monthly blood loss

Do women actually have personalities or do they just pick from like five different aesthetics and then copy the crowd?

>>33268648
we live in an ill world

she has a male best friend which i consider a red flag, but at the same time she is bisexual so it feels different? i feel conflicted, this is usually where i draw the line.

>>33268650
I feel like looking up walkthroughs is cheating

>lost 5 pounds in 2 days
HOW. WAS IT ALL A SHIT?

>>33268662
it is

>>33268653
Same

>>33268650
id totally do this, i come from a ""gamer"" home where me and my parents used to do this for each other

anyways one time i saw a thread where a man was complaining about his girlfriend wanting to give him a blow job while he played some basketball game and i was very confused why a man wouldnt want to get sucked while he played video games

>>33268667
It's distracting I'm trying to focus

>>33268641
Real the myth of normal

>>33268663
I have a coworker who come dup to me telling me when she lost 1lb. Disgusting doesnt she know it’s just poop

>>33268667
nta but this is why you are a retard

What do moids mean by "situationship"?

>>33268657
Damn is this what gen Z is wearing? I just bought a pair of jeans like this from a vintage store. I liked that they were the old style of denim that actually lasts and I was sick of my knees blowing out constantly. I was really worried about looking formless and assless but conceded that I needed some quality pants.

I had no idea I was making a trendy fashion statement.

>>33268641
This is who the top schools are admitting folks

>>33268674
I don't even know

>>33268663
that is nearly impossible through fat loss. Thats mostly urine and poop. Maybe you lost some weight but not 5lb

>>33268662
>>33268666
Doesn't have to be looking up walkthroughs. You could just help me figure out puzzles and stuff. It'll be like 2 of us working together

>>33268667
>id totally do this, i come from a ""gamer"" home where me and my parents used to do this for each other
Like i said, peak intamacy!
>basketball game
Sports game players are the jocks of gamers

Jerking off imagining myself raping catposter

>>33268674
>What do moids mean by "situationship"?
I have literally only ever heard women on twitter and reddit use this word.

>>33268678
Maybe it was more than 2 days, but it was definitely less than 5 days. I lost 5 pounds. What the fuck. I weighed myself

I asked a woman who was a friendly acquaintance that I had a crush on for a long time out and she rejected me. I wasn't rude or pushy and gave her space afterwards but now when I see her she very blatantly avoids eye contact with me to prevent me from talking to her. I just don't get what I did wrong. I feel like I made her hate me but idk how or why. Women, what is going through her head?

>>33268504
Brutal

>>33268686
how to assrape you

>>33268675
>Damn is this what gen Z is wearing?
No this is what sorority girls wear when in groups, i see it on campus a lot. But when not in a well coordinated group most just wear whatever they want. Bodycon dresses, daisy dukes, pencil skirts, tank tops, boots, wedges, etc... anything

>>33268689
i remember the one time i was out in a college town near the bars and all the girls were dressed identically.
They all wore those jeans with tight black crop tops and the exact same hair color and style. Depressing shit.

Women do you intentionally push your boobs up against guys?

>>33268674
You foids invented that, retard.

>>33268689
Remember riding boots tucked into jeans and uggs? Alot of women are basic bitches when it comes to fashion and hair style

>>33268654
i dont want to bother my mom though shes going through her own issues

>>33268693
Some parts of college towns tend to have more greek life people and some colleges have stronger greek life cultures, i go to a college with a moderate greek life but some schools like Bama are absolutely ridiculous about GL and people not involved will feel peer pressure to conform with those that are

Is there a blind dating app where you don't see the race or picture of the person you're chatting with

What does it mean that crazy women can get boyfriends but I can’t. I think I am too meek?

>>33268699
I get it. Sometimes it's hard to talk about your negative feelings with other people. I do know exactly how isolating it can be. I don't know how much I can help, but sometimes it helps just to hear someone else tell you that they understand, and it's okay for you to feel sad. You don't have to justify your sadness. I can see you're having a hard time and I'm sorry. I hope you get happy again soon.

>>33268674
It's a foidword that essentially means you are not in a committed relationship with that person.
That person has not agreed to be your bf.
But it can mean really anything and is vague, foids abandoned the term FWB completely in favor of this new word if that tells you anything.

>>33268674
it just means a situation of a relationship that is not nothing but also not clearly definable
usually some weird mix between being rejected but kept warm or friends with benefit but there is some unresolved feelings too
maybe an ex that one is not over and is talking again, considering going back
simply a word to say it‘s complicated compared to saying you are in a relationship or single

>>33268708
Yeah you have to be a bpd bitch as evidenced by the men horning over our very own.

>>33268712
Men say women are hard to understand but men are even weirder

>>33268709
thank you anon i really appreciate this

>>33268709
nta but i appreciate your posts a lot

I went outside for 10 minutes and almost passed out

>>33268715
We aren't hard to understand just make our dicks hard and you're 90% of the way there

when my friends talk to me once a year it feels like being granted a gasp of air before drowning again

>>33268686
I started doing this, sorter. It was after a coworker approached me, I turned him down, and then continued to have friendly coworker conversation with him. He was convinced twice, maybe three times, that I had changed my mind. So he tried again. And again. He said to a coworker, "But she laughs at my jokes! She's into me!"

I don't go as far as full eye contact avoidance, but I definitely dial into professional business distance.

Anons can you please post some cute peepos ike this?

Men what do you feel about a woman that's scared of psychiatry that wants to self treat her mental illness using proven psychological methods?

>>33268726
Are they really your friends if they talk to you so infrequently

>>33268715
Not really, I mean sure you don't understand us right now, but try reading a book by a man about men and how they view relationships/ women they are interested.
Then it will be easy.
No amount of research on women will let you understand them, best you can do is understand what mental illness they suffer from.

>>33268731
That's a scam, tom cruise told me.

>>33268731
Elaborate

>>33268731
Based, I basically do the same.

>men struggling economically
>women the more affected

>>33268733
everyone's just so busy with their own lives. idk what to say. they're all i have in terms of human interaction that isn't work.

>>33268732
No dude, it’s 95°f the sun was trying to kill me

>>33268738
I don't want to see doctors, but I'm open to looking at treatment methods for various illnesses and doing things like going through dbt workbooks etc and making lifestyle changes.

>>33268720
>>33268722
I just know how it is to feel alone and to feel unable to make people understand how much you're hurting. I was brought back to that time in my life reading some of what you were saying. Just know that this is just a season. You'll pull through, and you'll be a better person for it. Treat yourself tonight. Maybe go to Dairy Queen and get a Blizzard or something. Even when things get bad, there is so much joy we can get from life and we should always remember to try and appreciate that.

>>33268741
>without a college degree
Lol time to start hitting the books girls.

>>33268741
>Goldman says
Lmfao
>oy vey we need 100 million more migrants ASAP, with degrees this time!

>>33268746
Perhaps but it depends on what you have and how serious it is. If you are schizophrenic or something and don't want to take your meds that's a hard no.

>>33268715
M, agreed

>>33268731
I feel like we share that in common

>>33268745
I just wanted an excuse to post the pic.

>>33268674
you are practice hole, that's what we mean.

Women.
Would you rather support a trophy husband Chad or a fat badling nerd.
Which and why.
>neither
There is a invisible double barrel shotgun that will be inserted into your anus and shot if you refuse either. It won't be a quick death either you will be alive unable to breathe for 3 minutes.
Choose one

>>33268686
NAG, find someone else ASAP

>>33268708
Those women get relationships for a couple reasons:
>They are alternating between crazy obsessive and pulling back. It's called intermittent reinforcement and hooks people (and rats, experimentally) into basically addiction.
>They tolerate and are tolerated by guys who are similarly crazy, insecure, desperate, and/or blatantly abusive

>>33268759
pull the trigger

>>33268731
If you are mentally ill I have no interest in you so I hope the best for you but you aren't humans to my eyes.

>>33268730
>peepos
Thats apu you stupid fucking twitch zoomrer

>>33268762
They have more rizz than me

>>33268765
Why can't I live like this

me and who

>>33268731
Which proven psychological methods does she approve of?
What scares her about psychiatry specifically?

>>33268769
poor

>>33268770
Women if I beat the other atoga moids in hand to hand combat would you let me breed with you

Women would you rather marry a rich man or a poor man?

>>33268770
yo momma

me and

>>33268746
I like DBT a lot. What kind of lifestyle changes?

>>33268774
If I was a rich man
Lalallalalalalal

>>33268774
a poor man ofc tee hee

>>33268779
kek

Women rate your silliness 1-10

>>33268774
a poor balding fat gay man

>>33268779
>>33268780
>male responses
I will tear out your prostate with my bear hands

He had sex with me on purpose
Maybe I’m not so ugly

>>33268777
damn, what he doing all that for

Femanons, what if your tinder date got murdered at work before your first date?

>>33268729
I guess that's understandable. Completely avoiding me for asking her out seems a little harsh though. I know I can't be in a relationship with her anymore but it makes me sad that me asking her out was received so poorly.

>>33268760
No clue what a NAG is, but I've accepted that it's over with her even though it makes me sad

>>33268784
Do you have any idea how hard I'll cum

>>33268782
F. 2 in public, 4 in bed.

>>33268773
>wanting to breed sluts in their 30s that no man around them wanted to marry
You can have them, cuckworm. Have fun raising autistic children.

>>33268785
Who
When
Why
Was it your first time or something

>>33268674
It's not a word guys invented I'm pretty sure.

But it means basically, that you've been dating and sleeping with someone for a while, but you didn't determine whether you were on the same page about relationships, and you didn't define the relationship. One of you wants it to be a committed, monogamous relationship, usually the person saying the term "situationship", and the other does not, but the one who wants more isn't breaking up with the other to try to find someone who does want a committed monogamous relationship with him/her.

The YT channel hoe_math has a video about the problems of not being on the same page iirc.

>>33268789
it would have been me doing the murdering
>>33268782
no thanks
>>33268784
this is why women chose you

>>33268790
NAG = not a girl
just avoid her too, the hell you need to talk to her about?

THEY ONLY WANT YOU WHEN YOU'RE SEVENTEEN, WHEN YOU'RE TWENTY ONE YOU'RE NO FUN

>>33268731
It's reasonable. I've seen a lot of psychiatrists, been to therapists, almost minored in psychology, and I still don't think they have perfect answers to even common problems.
If you want to buy a DBT workbook or whatever and work through it yourself, it's not like I can say that's a bad idea.
Hell, a lot of girls use therapists just for agreement and validation of their bad habits and judgments.

>>33268731
Fine with me, that's what I did. Honestly she's probably better off doing that than going to psychiatry, and the fact that she wants to fix herself is a chartreuse flag imho

>>33268800
ok

>Men are bad at eating pussy
Women would you prefer if men just don't bother?

>>33268803
https://youtu.be/-QSdbcgVxr0

Women are you ugly

>>33268805
100%

>>33268800
That's not true. You're desirable all the way up to the 25th.

>>33268774
i don't care. as long as he works hard and tries his best. i'd rather marry a hardworking poor man than a lazy rich man, and i'd rather marry a hardworking rich man than a lazy poor man.

>>33268796
>it would have been me doing the murdering
Rude, I wanted to live.

>>33268811
What if he's working so hard that he does not have time to spend with you? is that really what you want?

>>33268807
yes

Girls, would you be mad if your boyfriend liked tickling you?

>>33268809
What if he's good?

>>33268807
Yes

>>33268814
should not have gone on tinder then

women would you prefer if human men had horse dicks?

>>33268616
Kek, I read through some of this and you learned one of the important lessons about 4chan, NEVER mention intelligence or IQ here. Lower-functioning autists with anger management issues have nothing to do all day than argue their Mensa scores with you.

>>33268641
Sorry it ended up that way. Thankfully pretty much every professional I saw through childhood and adulthood agree that locking people up is useless.

>>33268452
Yes. Now give me those strawberry cookies already.

>>33268818
tickling is an aggressive act like shining a flashlight in my face. it justifies kicking him in the balls

>>33268765
Ok.
In return also you go to hell for eternity as god hates you for not answering.
Same for all the women who saw the post but ignored it.

>>33268768
I suppose that's one way to look at it.

>>33268790
>Completely avoiding me for asking her out seems a little harsh though.
It's less about who you are and more about who you could become. It's precautionary.

>>33268802
What did you do, personally?

>>33268818
Yeah, he and I have an agreement.

>>33268820
there is no being good at licking pussy, its pointless and gross

>>33268820
You're responding to a man who's baiting, retard

>>33268816
Asking too many questions here, kek.

>>33268828
How are you going to do that while you're tied up and having your feet tickled?

>>33268830
damn, why is god such a tantruming toddler?

>>33268790
That is how life works. You have to be brave and eat the consequences, there is nothing else you can do. If you wanted a happy life where people don't treat you like the bad guy, shoulda asked God to make you a woman.

>>33268825
No, I am not JH.
>>33268818
Yes

>>33268834
>all women love oral
shut up idiot

So to get a man I have to be manipulative, and sexual?

>>33268846
depends on what man you want to get and for what

>>33268846
No you absolute buffoon

>>33268426
>>33268434
how about a better, conversation provoking question:

State Gender
What are negative qualities in a partner you are willing to compromise or put up with?

>>33268708
Every woman that goes outside and says "yes" instead of "no" can get a boyfriend, guys will bang and date anything. Some guys will even marry anything. Fat, crazy, whatever.

>>33268848
>posts pic of how to be manipulative and sexual
kek

Girls, do you like Burger King Chicken Fries? I'm going to go get some.

how women work
>sees man
>invents an entire personality for that man
>if he's average looking he... (doesn't exist)
>if he's ugly then he's an evil ne'er-do-well (bad)
>if he's cute and nice then he's god (of the friendzone)
>if he's hot then he's an evil ne'er-do-well (good)
>she will hallucinate this personality onto his every action forever
>if he does *anything* it will be interpreted through this hallucination of her mind
>she will literally panic if anything he does doesn't match the mental construct of him in her mind
>if he does something sexy her firmware will update and she will invent reasons to like him
>"he breathed.... oh my god..." and she will imagine what the inside of his mouth feels like

>>33268442
the pajeeta is actually pretty based in this one. would colonize.

>>33268851
>Telling men nice things is sexual
bizarre

>>33268856
>putting your face near her genitals is non sexual, I do that with my mom all the time
ok

>>33268816
of course not? that's not really part of the question though is it

women, are you a femcel?
how do you feel about your femcel status?

>>33268858
Resting you head on a lap is not sexual

Girls, are you excited to play Donkey Kong Bananza?

>>33268837
Cause that's based and biblically accurate.

>>33268864
yes, the average femanon is 30.

>>33268832
>What did you do, personally?
- re-evaluated my personality and determined that my previous assessment would lead me to behaviors that were unhealthy
- Jungian shadow work
- took time to understand my flaws and learn ways of mitigating them and appropriate behaviors
- clarified what's important to me and what my boundaries are, so that I can more easily distinguish them from things that I wouldn't be willing to put a relationship at stake for

>>33268865
ok, go rest your head on your dads lap right now then

>>33268616
maybe if you didn't avatarfag you could actually be anonymous.

>nobody is defending me on anonymous image board wahhhh
lol

lmao

>>33268868
fair

>>33268861
Are you stupid? What's your definition of working hard? Do you think the wall street guys and CEOs high on coke have time to date? Most of them got paired up before starting their careers and the single ones and some married ones will just fuck escorts.

>>33268862
i dont call myself that and i dont like to think about that stuff. im just a late bloomer or whatever

>>33268849
I don't really know, I'm a man in 2025 so I try not to think about that.
If I start coming up with things I want and don't want in a girlfriend I'll be eliminating my entire dating pool 30 seconds in.

>>33268871
There's a difference between intimate things and sexual things, retard. Cuddling is not sexual, but i am not going to cuddle with my parents either. Holding hands is not sexual, i'm not going to hold my parents' hands

>>33268632
I got hit with a 24 hour ban for posting a /his/ vocaroo parody of Dan Carlin last week. Not a single foid defended me. The west has fallen. Billions must die.

Please forgive my multi-post. The two minute captcha has reset on me like 5 times.

>>33268805
I could live without it

>>33268820
Part of it for me is that I have to get myself in the right mindset and focus to really enjoy it. It's kind of tiresome when we have more effective methods that don't require effort on my part.

>>33268816
Well this changes the original circumstances of the question. "rich man vs poor man" is not the same as "rich man who dedicates time to you vs poor man who is largely absent due to his work schedule"

>>33268846
idk I've found the best success just being direct with guys that I like. Where are you looking for them? What's your approach?

>>33268870
Would you be willing to go more in depth? I'm particularly interested in how you've engaged with the Jungian shadow work. I have a book that casually goes into it, but I don't know if it's doing it "right". It is more new age, neo-spirituality style.

>>33268854
lowkey why talking to women feels so pointless osmetimes. they decide automatically if they're gonna be nice to you or not. like the electric doors at costco

>>33268875
Let me help you interpret: he has to look impressive and busy. Everything with normies is about posturing like you're cool and better than other people. This is why you see articles now about our "culture of busyness".

>>33268872
foid logic is stupid

Pick one girl

3/10 Ugly
Body count: 0

4/10 Below average
Body count: 0.5 (foreplay)

5/10 Completely average
Body count: 1

6/10 somewhat attractive
Body count: 3

7/10 Very cute
Body count: 5

8/10 Bombshell
Body count: 7

9/10 Model tier
Body count: 10

10/10 Your ideal physique
Body count: 18

>>33268881
just admit that a girl putting a guys head in her lap and petting him and telling him he did good in an attempt to make him hers is both manipulative and sexual

>>33268876
late bloomer implies you actually bloomed at some point.

me and who?

>>33268875
i am not stupid, but even if i was, you're being a jerk, which is worse. you're also being stupid. there's no point berating me about how unavailable these guys are when i never said i wanted to marry then in particular.

working hard is just trying your best and having a few goals you work towards. you don't have to try to be a millionaire.

>>33268891
That is not a sexual act. Don't reply to me again with your brain dead takes

>>33268890
what are they like in terms of personality-compatibility though?

>>33268884
Is the more effective method a vibrator?

>>33268892
die one hundred times in a row

>>33268861
>>33268884
Btw my original question was about rich vs poor. This anon introduced the idea of hardworking vs lazy >>33268811

>>33268890
I'll take the 10/10 girl and hope those are dumb hookups in college.
Second maybe I would try the 3/10 or 4/10 girl, since they might be compatible personality-wise.

Are there women who would want anal sex if men didn't ask for it?

>>33268883
Lol I remember you

>Fat black woman 2600 miles away swipes on my profile
Ugh is this because I sometimes use VPNs on my phone?

>>33268890
It's going to be 4/10-6/10 girl and it depends on how much she cares about me and how much I like being around her.

The other girls with higher body count are either using me and even if they aren't -it's going to be too humiliating to be with her.

Women are you freaky

>>33268897
You did good <3

>>33268911
I matched with a girl from Africa and she asked me for money to buy food. She did look malnourished.

Women are you friday

>>33268915
Lol

>>33268915
Skinnymaxxing

>>33268915
I would have asked to speak with the operations manager, found something to translate into Mandarin for him.

>>33268901
why are you saying fuck you for?
I'm just pointing out facts.

>>33268799
I just wanna clear the air I guess. When I ask other women out they are usually really flattered and clearly like the attention even if they reject me and I don't really care. The way she rejected me and now ignores me makes me feel like I wronged her in some way and it hurts even more because I really liked her and we previously had a friendly relationship.

Women, what's your bmi and height?

>>33268925
fuck off

Women what's your bank card number expiry date 3 digits on the back and name on the card

>>33268928
You fat bitch

Men, how much is in your bank account?

>>33268928
just stop eating slop and go on a carnivore diet lol
No need to get this mad over something that you can fix

>>33268890

Whoops my thumb slipped, here's the *real* list

Pick one girl

3/10 Ugly
Body count: 0
Cheated: No
Crazy: Yes
Fat: Yes
Narcissistic: No

4/10 Below average
Body count: 0.5 (foreplay)
Cheated: No
Crazy: No
Fat: No
Narcissistic: No

5/10 Completely average
Body count: 1
Cheated: Yes
Crazy: No
Fat: Yes
Narcissistic: No

6/10 somewhat attractive
Body count: 3
Cheated: No
Crazy: Yes
Fat: No
Narcissistic: Yes

7/10 Very cute
Body count: 5
Cheated: Yes
Crazy: Yes
Fat: it depends
Narcissistic: No

8/10 Bombshell
Body count: 7
Cheated: Yes
Crazy: No but legit retarded
Fat: No
Narcissistic: Yes

9/10 Model tier
Body count: 10
Cheated: No
Crazy: Yes
Fat: No
Narcissistic: Yes

10/10 Your ideal physique
Body count: 18
Cheated: No
Crazy: Yes
Fat: only a matter of time let's be real
Narcissistic: No but terminally online

>>33268932
$200,000 in debt.

>>33268931
>>33268933
i'm skinny, stupid fucking retarded moids

>>33268924
NTA. Some women are just like that, you just have to accept it. It helps to read what femanons here post, since like 90% are that kind, if you want to understand their thought process. In the end, you're a man, they don't care what you have to say or what your feelings are about the situation, and they won't ever treat you well again. It is how life goes, and they believe they have to do it to protect themselves, so there is no way to fix it. Just befriend other people.

how do i get a first boyfriend?

im not picky i just want him to be near my age and location and have mutual attraction

>>33268924
well is the risk you have to take when your open up about your feelings. Again, I'd say that cutting contact is the best or at least avoid her as much as possible if you can help it.
Finding someone else would be the best option.

>>33268932
About 4k but I'm 7k in debt right now thanks to school.

>>33268942
Where do you live

>>33268883
NTA but once I got a one month global vacation for posting a silly vocaroo in response to someone else's vocaroo. I think I might hold the record

>>33268940
Are you on your period?

>>33268942
Go outside, approach the first AVERAGE man you see walking alone. Ask him out. You now have a bf.

>>33268928
someone is salty lol

>>33268932
$-40

>>33268942
Still in college/grad school? If you are then it's easy mode. Otherwise you will have to work harder.

>>33268948
are you on your period are you on your period on you on your period are you on your pareiod blah blah blahbla blah blah broken record moid shut up

Women you are like a brake disk

>>33268909
Yes, I've always been the one to bring it up first

>>33268954
what happened?

>>33268954
Hehe she angy

>>33268950
nooo i cant cant the first move thats cringe

>>33268942
Tinder or hinge.
You will have to filter out men looking to smash by talking to them, always go on dates in public places, preferably the day time until you know eachother.
This applies to irl too.

>>33268942
>I'm not picky
>gigachad.webm

IT IMITATES ART, LIFE

>>33268912
What's the big difference between her fucking 3 other guys vs 5 guys?

>>33268962
Nigga the only thing you can see is his arm

>>33268925
19.5

>>33268966
5 iq

do you meditate?

>>33268932
Around 8k

>>33268963
>What's the big difference between her fucking 3 other guys vs 5 guys?
2 guys
5 guys is already on the whore territory

You guys should blow your money on stupid shit

>>33268954
>>33268958
Come on, don't be shy, tell me what happened to you?

>>33268925
M
24.8
5'9

>>33268972
I already do. What else am I gonna do, save it for the afterlife?
>tfw all my male relatives were married and had kids at this point

sex havers, what feels better: softer or firmer boobs?

Is it safe to post now?

>>33268977
Yes. You can come out.

just wanna watch tv
just wanna little debbie oatmeal cookie
just wanna be my authentic self
just wanna pretend i'm bart simpson
just wanna skate
just wanna do donuts in an empty parking lot
just wanna be her favorite
just wanna splitscreen with 4 players

can't have shit

>>33268941
>>33268944
Yeah, I guess you're both right as was the femanon earlier. Life just sucks and there's not really anything I can do in this situation.

>>33268932
Only like $5.5 thousand in the bank right now. Most of my money is in an index fund.

>>33268950
>approach the first AVERAGE man
Billions of foids will fail this.

>>33268979
Don't we all

>>33268968
Don't discriminate, we can't all be geniuses

>>33268980
Yeah, I feel you man. I asked out a friend and lost that friendship lately, and it's not been fun. That's life I guess. You either live with one regret or you live with another.

>>33268954
did you not get enough tinder notifications this morning?

>>33268987
I am the smartestest

>>33268977
No, it's never safe

>>33268976
It doesn't really matter

>>33268940
You skinny holocaust victim looking bitch

>>33268990
I know and I'm proud of you

Where do I meet clingy gf

>>33268932
6 digits in my home country currency that's around 30K in amerimutt money. Needless to say that I live a really comfortable life and I've always been on the green since I stared working over a decade ago.

>>33268753
Yeah it's nothing like that, it's mainly personality issues and poor handling of emotions and interpersonal situations.

>>33268996
Thanks mom

>>33268899
Yeah that but also fingering's our staple. A vibrating ring during PIV is also ace.

>>33268899
I've found success in making the first move so I'd suggest-- >>33268960 Hm.

>>33268925
Fluctuates between 18.5 and 20. Female, 5'4".

>>33268903
I'm too autismo to go off such little information, unfortunately. Sorry.

Women, why are you so easily triggered?

>>33268998
the orphanage

>>33268983
You can never make me make the first move omfg

>>33268942
I need a gf that just casually touches me like that

>>33268998
i don't know, but i did put my large ding dong penis on your mothers asshole the other day

>>33268991
You’re right, it’s not safe. Maybe in a few hours.

>>33268966
BMI of 19.5, height of 19.5': that means she weighs 1519 pounds.
BMI of 19.5, height of 19.5": that means she weighs 10.55 pounds.

>>33268998
Go to Clingland

>>33269001
Borderline?

>>33269008
i need a bf that casually touches me

Women-
How bad is it if you "accidentally" cum inside a woman you just met?

>>33269017
Can I casually touch you if I'm not your bf

When's the /atoga/ meetup.

>>33268942
Join groups to do activities you enjoy with.
Meet new people.
Go out.
I know it's hard to believe but you won't find a boyfriend locked up in your room. Well, actually there's a small chance you find someone if you look for new people only to interact with.
The bottom line is, people won't date you if they don't know you exist.

>>33269013
>BMI of 19.5, height of 19.5": that means she weighs 10.55 pounds.
once again 4chan wants to fuck newborn babies

>>33268971
3 guys already had her, she isn't 100% yours anyway.

>>33268997
Old and pathetic and kinda a failure, yeah. I have meds to help me not panic about it now though

>>33268950
>>33268960
We really need a system similar to german folk dresses that color codes women according to their availabilty

>>33268960
>>33269007
Sounds like you don't want a boyfriend. Oh well.

>>33268976
I would say big and soft. Small and firm is quite fun to massage though.

>>33269027
thumbs up

>”we’re reading the same book but we’re on a different page. i will catch up to you when the time is there’

women how would you feel if someone said this to you?

why even date when you'll never be her favorite

>>33269028
*wears colors to signal not available*
*complains online*

>>33269021
i don't want to be seen in public with a bunch of ugly retard losers

>>33269033
does that sound like something their favorite rapper would say?

>>33269033
what book?

>>33268932
25 M
About 7 or 8K in my bank now, but another like 42K in a high yield savings account, so about 50K total
Literally just saved up from working while living at home and mooching.

People say I have a lot for my age, but the problem is I'm too retarded to know what to do with it. Like invest? Start a business? Idfk how any of that shit works

Should I keep my money in a national bank I've had open for a decade+ or should I move it all to a credit union? Or some? I've never had a credit card so I'm considering getting one at the credit union.

>>33269033
trashing and crashing out because whenever someone said this to me and I waited with reading further to give them time to catch up, they never did and just fuck my shit up I guess

>>33269033
faggot, I don't read

When's the /atoga/ meet up but retard ugly loser only.

>>33268942
>pick target guy
>talk to him about literally anything
>if he likes you he will try to make excuses to spend time with you, and you should make it easy
>if you give the signals right he will ask you out
From there it's fun and easy

>>33269037
don't tell me you think normie men have great bodies and good fashion sense

>>33269040
>idk how any of that shit works
Then you’re doing exaclty what you need to do

>>33269013
I weight 130lbs lol, what's the math to backtrace my height?

>>33269045
You're in one!

>>33269033
Sounds like he doesn't want to be together right now but wants me to wait around for an indeterminate amount of time until he feels "worthy" of me.
>how would you feel
Sad, a bit annoyed, put off.

>>33269026
Well yeah, but I can cope with 3, if they were failed relationships or something.
If it's 5, it's at least one of them had to be casual sex.

>>33269032
Thank you

>>33269017
Alas we will never meet and just remain alone and touchstarved

>>33269041
If you have enough to invest put it in a vanguard fund

>>33269021
November 18th 2025, 6pm EST

>tfw so starved for exercise due to sedentary lifestyle that I can see my body responding to gyming after a few weeks
Nice, satisfying

>>33269013
>>33269049
You're 5' 8.5"
Weird that you put in the half. Unless you used cm.

Is it true that the best way to a women's heart is by just letting her talk as much as possible and listening?

>>33269062
Every little counts as a manlet

>>33269061
>unsubtle attentionwhoring detected

>>33269063
Chad doesn't need to do any of that.

>>33269057
How much is enough? What is a vanguard fund?

i bet all of you are fucking ugly and retarded

>>33269063
No
You have to make her feel special

>>33269067
No, just happy about sticking to it

awkward men:
>im too scared to talk to women
Everyone:
>Thats okay, you dont have to do that. You can approach women when you feel ready or wait for a girl to flirt with you
normal women:
>I dont really like to make first moves because that is a point of shame in our culture and it sets a relationship dynamic i dont particularly like
sad men:
>OH MY GOD FUCK YOU KILL YOURSELF STUPID BITCH

such babies

>>33269063
don't get cause and effect mixed up here. she'll only talk to you a bunch if she already wants you.

>>33269071
I'm not ugly.

>>33269077
>>I dont really like to make first moves because that is a point of shame in our culture and it sets a relationship dynamic i dont particularly like
The real reason you don't is because your pussies and you are afraid of rejection, like the awkward men are.

>>33269063
Nope, I did this by asking her lots of questions and she told my friend that I was quiet.

>>33269049
bmi = (weight*704) / (height^2)
height = sqrt( (weight*704) / (bmi))

The 704 apparently converts everything to metric

Women
On a scale of 1-10, how bad does getting pumped and dumped feel (being used for sex just for one time for all you brainlets)?

>>33269083
are your numbers in cuneiform or something

>>33269077
awkward men:
>im too scared to talk to women
Everyone:
>stay single then

>>33269087
That's pretty easy to read dawg

>>33269017
A quick smack on the ass when you walk by

>>33269077
Sad men read shit like Scott Pilgrim, Welcome to the NHK, and Bakemonogatari and expect a woman to abruptly enter their life or fall from the sky and proclaim their love to them.

Scott Pilgrim made the first move though kek

>>33269086
no idea, never happened

>>33269063
if i had to guess my gf talks 70% of the time and me 30%. her mom and dad have the same dynamic. it works for us

Women, would you date a man who thinks dying in war wouldn't be so bad?

>>33269069
I think the minimum is like 10k. A mutual fund is when many people pool together money for an investment portfolio. Typically vanguard invests in all the top 500 countries which is -theoretically- safer than investing in fewer companies. Typically there is a minimum period where you cannot withdraw, so don't risk your rainy day fund.

either gender: do you think its okay to have a close friend of the opposite gender when you're in a relationship?

my gf has a guy friend she hangs out with. they had an "emotional connection" months before she even met me. When I asked about what it was she got really flustered and didnt want to talk about it.
She swears she was never physical with him and would never want to be. She still talks to him occasionally now. When I suggested we all get dinner together she didnt want to. I dont have any female friends other than my gf

My psychologist says when her and her huband first dated she had a guy friend and he had a girl friend but neither were romantically interested in the other.

>>33269063
Kek, you will realize pretty quickly that it's not 1950 anymore. Better have the gift of gab.

>>33269090
absolutely. a BMI of 1y.5 and a weight of 5y kiloyams.

>>33269063
No, I tried that and said she felt pressured to talk and said I was boring

>>33269077
People absolutely give awkward men grief for complaining when they won't make the effort. Like, yeah. You don't have to do that. You can try to get into a relationship when you're ready. But don't complain about not having a relationship or pretend that it'll be effective to wait around for a girl to flirt.

>that is a point of shame in our culture
Where do you live? In my culture (west coast USA) men are pleasantly surprised and it's something that he can brag about. It gives the impression that he is such a catch that she couldn't resist.

>it sets a relationship dynamic i dont particularly like
And what relationship dynamic is that? I made the first move in my relationship, maybe I can give some perspective on what our dynamic is like.

>>33269077
women:
>fuck you and kill yourself
men that women don't like:
>everyone tells me that (plays videogames)
men that women like:
>cool videogames, mind if I join
women:
>...my eggs..... they've dried up... my fading beauty... (collapses into dust)
cat:
>meow!

>>33269079
i bet you don't even what 2 plus 2 is

>>33269063
Why are men so clueless about how to be men now?

>>33269092
senjougahara didn't fall from the sky. it was from a staircase.

>>I want a virgin girlfriend
>okay go hit on the cute little awkward girls who are too scared to speak up
>>NOOO I WANT A VRIGIN JAPANESE TRADWIFE THAT LOOKS LIKE A PORNSTAR THAT WILL APPROACH ME FIRST

this is how incels sound to normal people

>>33269100
That is very obviously a 9

>>33269077
>>Thats okay, you dont have to do that.
Said no one ever, lel. Even the guys like me who are sympathetic still gotta teach the kids the hard lessons of life. If it's hard or scary, it's still a man's job. Always will be. Since the beginning, until the end.

>>33269095
sure, compared to gödel who starved himself to death after his momm- I mean wife passed away because he was too much of a failure to even get himself an apple or so on his own it seems like a honorable and glorious death

Women-
Explain how you think men choose women to fall in love with and/or want more than sex with?

>>33269096
I have that much. Who should I talk to to set that up? My national bank?
While this addresses my savings (which, admittedly I desperately need to change because it's a legacy account with terrible stats) this doesn't address if I should change my main checking account or any comments on the credit card.

Guys, can I create a version of you in the sims and let you free roam? If my Sim just happens to meet you there and hit it off that means it's fate.

The Elders are forcing me to impregnate their youngest daughter. I just wanted to buy my tomato plants and leave.

>>33269106
No testosterone

>>33269103
Fred Flintstone:
>yabba dabba doo

>>33269109
>A VRIGIN JAPANESE TRADWIFE THAT LOOKS LIKE A PORNSTAR THAT WILL APPROACH ME FIRST
holy shit she's perfect

>>33269114
obviously depends on the man

>>33269109
Meanwhile here is you, a patrician, slaying a hundred moonlit strawmen with a katana, cloak waving in the breeze.

>>33269109
She'd say no though

>>33269072
how?

>>33269109
Femanon, you're the one complaining about no one approaching you.

>>33269112
he wasn't a failure, just incomplete

>>33269062
You got it lol. I use cm for bmi because it might make a difference, idk. Plus maybe I'm a bit autistic about measurements

hi hi hi
hi
hi

>>33269116
Yes

>>33269116
Ok but at what point are you creating my Sim character?

>>33268884
>Jungian shadow work
I'm going to be honest, I'm not really the best person to ask about whether or not you're doing it "right" - I did most of it before I had even heard the term, some subconsciously*, and then once I did I was like, "huh, that sounds an awful lot like what I did".
(*Subconsciously due to a very specific set of factors that isn't really replicable)

But I can try to give a bit more info.

First, this blog post series as a good intro to how I now view it, though you may need to adapt it to the female experience.
https://buddhism-for-vampires.com/we-are-all-monsters
(His other two blogs are quite interesting too imho)

My own issues I had to deal with were being extremely controlling and neurotic, and a loathing of my appearance and gender/sexuality. Both of which I can now (a decade later) understand are probably autism spectrum issues. These were things that I was kind of aware of, but wasn't aware of why, and consciously rejected. I was basically forced by life to acknowledge the toxicity embedded in both of those. It's a part of me, and by rejecting it (and emotion in general) I was forcing it into the shadow, where it festered and became feral and only came out in intimate relationships. By acknowledging it as part of me I can limit the damage.

The issue (as the blog article suggests) is that for most people it's not always particularly obvious what those things are. I was, in a sense, lucky because I had them literally thrown in my face at a time that was ripe for me to deal with them. For someone else, you'd have to look at your life and history of interactions with people and see where those issues crop up and identify them, and figure out where they come from and why.

It's an ongoing process (which I haven't worked on in a while) and I honestly haven't had a chance to test it in any substantial manner, so I don't even know how successful I was.

>>33269121
YEAH AND NOBODY ON THIS WEBSITE IS GETTING HER

boys, go talk to the awkward girls.

>>33269096
Mutual funds don't even outgain inflation, you will probably be losing money.
Every guy has to open a brokerage account at some point, might as well learn and do it now.

are you here with me?

what men are saying
>shit sucks

what women hear
>gibs me pussy NOWWWW

what women are saying
>you will *never* *ever* have my pussy!!!

what men hear
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_BU5hR9gXE

>>33269129
Hello

Does it sound like my company will just let me go when I try to put my two weeks in?

Basically, I got offered a new job but my current position is as an Operations Team Leader. I have a ton of responsibility and no one else in the company has as much pull or experience as I do, and leaving will put them in a very difficult position as they’re struggling to grow.
I asked my HR rep a question about money and the next day my boss showed up to my job site asking me all kinds of questions about the job and my home life and even how my girlfiend feels about my job here. He then started doing ride alongs witj me and coming to all of my job sites to see how I handled a “normal day,” and things have just been weird since.

They have a past of letting people go with no prior notice. I think they might be on to the fact that I’m leaving. I also have a ton of reputation and social gravity at my company and me leaving will cause a lot of people to wonder why. My face is known there. People know me as one of the higher ups and guys in charge.
They will not pay me to step down for two weeks either.

I have a feeling they might just tell me to go home and not finish the two weeks as I am a huge asset and liability.
They’ll try to convince me to stay but I won’t.

What does ATOGA think? Does it sound like they’ll just let me go?

>>33269097
M
All opposite gendered friends are just potential dates to me

>>33269141
you don't actually want to talk to me, goodbye. have a nice life.

>>33269137
But what if they've posted their nudes to 4chan

>>33269140
>t. born in the nineteen hundreds

Freemasons, he eats a protein shake mixed at home and a cup of fruit every lunch at work.
Yes or no?

You can only have female friends if you're gay or you've given up on yourself as a man.

>>33269144
If you don't talk to me I will take my own life

>>33269083
>>33269085
Oh nice, thank you. I'm not sure I'm capable of actually doing it lol but it's nice to know

>>33269077
You live a fantasy world honey.

>>33269147
don't you have some Mr. Beast branded cornsyrup to nibble on

>>33269137
I'm ok with awkward girls so long as they don't have internet meltdowns complaining about tfw no bf or how they hate moids or want to be comforted for getting a random 24-hour ban they don't know how to evade

>>33268890
I mean, 10/10 sounds fine to me? I'd be okay with lower though, but probably not thrilled about anything lower than 6/10. All things being equal, of course.

>>33269137
>boys, go talk to the awkward girls
I do...
I found one recently on tinder and we're hitting it off, our first date is going to be a picnic date and we're setting the time and place today.

Why do women love the Sims so much?
It's so fucking boring. Play a real game like Garry's Mod or something

>>33269097
i think the fact that she doesn’t want to talk about it or doesn’t want yall to meet is a bit sus. im in a similar situation with a girl im dating seriously. she told me openly she has male friend who she’s close with that feels like a brother. i expressed my honest doubts and she suggested i meet him some time soon so i can feel it out for myself.

i don’t know what ill be doing yet but i think i would be significantly less comfortable in your situation

>>33269158
sims 2 is peak tho

>>33269142
i remember you. what's been weird? my impression at the time was it seemed like your boss was worried you were unhappy and was trying to smooth things over with you.

>>33269028
Women, how should we color code you?
My personal favourite would be this hat.

>>33269127
>he wasn‘t a failure
>spent his life yapping about truth
>erm ackschually someone is trying to poison me and the only way I can eat anything is if my waifu prepares it for me
>wdym someone that wants to poison me could easily poison the food she prepares too?
>erm noooo?? the fuck? obviously she is magical and once she touches food it somehow becomes non poisonous because the secret ingredient is love
>wdym in that case I should be able to make non poisonous food for myself too out of self love??? surely NOT!! THE FUCK - WHO TOLD YOU I AM CAPABLE OF LOVING MYSELF
>wdym I could also just eat something that can‘t be tampered with like an apple? Erm do you not know that REALITY ITSELF IS TRYING TO END ME???
>erm noooo??? ofc even if reality itself is trying to end me then adeles magic fingers (huehuehue) can still make it non poisonous
>wdym if I have any proof of that? no ofc NOT
>HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST THAT THEN MY STARVING MYSELF IS NOT LOGICAL IN ANY WAY!!!! I AM LITERALLY A GENIUS OMG HOW DARE YOU GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT AAAAAAAA SOMEONE SEND HELP THIS MONSTER IS QUESTIONING MY ABSOLUTE GENIUS LOGIC OMG AAAAAAA HELP HELP HELP

help clear this up for me once and for all, everyone. if you're doing something on your own, and a girl comes over and starts doing something next to you on her own when there is plenty of space for her to do it elsewhere, does this indicate interest, curiosity, anything of the sort, do you reckon? assume this girl knows that you're probably interested in her.

>>33269158
women have more mods in sims than men have in skyrim and garry's mod combined.

>>33269125
Tell her she is beautiful, tell her she makes you feel like no other woman does, that you feel like you can open up to her (which you can't do with other women), tell her you like her ass, her hair (whatever is obviously beautiful about her), that you think about her all the time, that you like feeling close to her and being with her, that you have never felt about any other women like you do with her etc.

All the shit that would feel gay and embarrassing to tell to a woman you don't actually give a shit about (if you have any shame at all about such things, that is).

And it has to look spontaneous and genuine, not like you are reading a script. And she has to at least somewhat like you without it.

>>33269148
sounds masonic enough to me, yes

>>33269097
M, and I'd be wary of it. There's a reason this works best with people that aren't straight (nowadays that includes ace, trans, demi, whatever people invent next).
It's too easy for it to go bad when some trouble happens in the relationship, and they're being comforted by a friend of the opposite sex and... yeah, cheating is not like in the movies when you're fucking some hot russian model on a business trip, this is probably how most cheating happens IRL.

where are the jailedmasons where are the bondagemasons

The inability to commit Ban Evasion IS a red flag.

>>33269116
Stop believing in "fate", it's not real.
Love and relationships aren't effortless they require compromises and work from both ends.
Just waiting in your room for the perfect man will only keep you single until the day you die.

I'm offended that women approach me. If I was more handsome they would gossip about me behind my back, like they do with Brandon from my work. Curse you, Brandon! And your superior hairline!

>>33268932
I've got a few bank accounts
>Main checking: ~6k, but it varies, this is my main account for everything
>Main savings: ~13k at the moment
>CD: ~10k
>Uninvested money in my bank's investment account, basically serving as a better savings account: ~10k
>Secondary checking: ~2k
>Secondary savings: ~1k

>>33269175
and I am tired of pretending otherwise

Would you suck the other guys cum off her cunt also, you absolute coomer retard faggot?

>>33269115
Vanguard is a company, you set it up with them. Credit cards are fine if you absolutely need the money now and are certain you can pay it before the interest snowballs. Otherwise, avoid.

>>33269167
Won't they get icked out by all this shit though
Back me up here girls

I have to touch grass in a few minutes and I'm going to die in the smog and heat

>>33269181
>>33269156
meant for you.

>>33269119
That wouldn't explain gymcels

State gender

Do you like museums?

Male anons have you sent image of your penis to women on social media without her asking for it

>>33268976
Doesn't make a lot of difference, but I like firmer.

>>33269185
It's thunderstorming where I'm at but I need to walk over to the gym (it's 5 minutes away)...

>>33269187
Autism caused by uh microplastics or something

>>33269188
M
Yeah, they’re fascinating

>>33269189
i have never taken a picture of my penis

>>33269188
M
yes ofc

>>33269167
>>33269137
Where did you come from, a time machine?
Oh I guess it's not American hours right now.

>>33269167
this would give them the ick unless you already know she likes you wish defeats the whole premise to begin with.

>>33269181
Just because you don't bath regularly doesn't mean it's normal for everyone to have poor personal hygiene

>>33269184
She has to like you in the first place on some level.
If you do it to a random stacy that views you as a subhuman, then she will not get "icked" by the stuff you say, she will get "icked" by your subhuman looks.

>>33269189
No. I posted a picture of my ballsack on /r9k/ once, but that was because I wanted people to diagnose something unusual about it.

>>33269189
I'm about to

>>33269189
Nope. If my inhibitions were that low I'd probably have a body count of 15 by now.
Funny to think about. Every nasty freak you read about in the papers, gets way more action than nerds like us that follow all the rules.

>>33269189
Well yeah... unintentionally, guys post women's social media on /soc/ asking for that to be done to some poor girl and I had not realized that yet.

>>33269189
I think I would go to hell if I did that.

>>33269188
Yes i love museums

thatd be an amazing date

F20

>>33269201
pls dont

>>33269159
She has another guy friend who she says feels like a brother to her, but which she has no romantic interest in.
We're all in the same social group, so I've met him before.
The other guy I've only seen on occasion at social events but never really talked to him.
>>33269172
shes told me she would never date him because he's a narcassist and polygamist. she finds it "dishonerable" But every time I suggust to her that I'm not comfortable with her talking to him, she gets annoyed and tells me to stop acting jealous.
She used to get dinner with him just to catch up, and he was dating someone else at the time. Shes's told me she no longer sees him one on one anymore. But apparenly he met her emotional needs and thats why she liked it, and something now Im still struggling to do.

>>33269143
yeah thats why I dont have any female friends. I know how guys think

>>33269188
Female, yes love them

>>33269207
Brace yourself it's massive

femanon this is my lock screen

>>33269189
no, but if I were to, should I put it on a hot dog bun first?

>>33269189
No I'm not a degenerate

>>33269188
m
yes. i think it's all pretty much fake artifacts and fake history you'll find in them, but i can still enjoy the general scene.

>>33269197
Well yeah - you can't get a woman to love you with no attraction. You need to build off the attraction.
>>33269196
Virgin detected

>>33269188
f, yes, i love museums

>>33269213
idc gooner kys

>>33269191
I wish we'd get thunderstorms, I love them. Have a good workout anon

>>33269213
ofc
this is mine

Ok, what KIND of museums do you guys like

>>33269188
M
there are some museums that are a huge waste of time and money, like everything else in life.

I wish I had a girlfriend so I set her picture as my lockscreen

>>33269223
The ones in NY.

>>33269208
>because he's a narcassist and polygamist.
Kektastic. So he's basically waiting for his chance to cuck you the first moment he can. This is pretty dubious, but she clearly likes him and won't cut him off. It's up to you if you can stomach that kind of modern-girl stuff. It surely isn't the only flaw she has anyway. If you like her, might as well look past this, too.

>>33269205
It's not that great if she doesn't like you.

I wish i had a boyfriend that would show me silly pictures

>>33269182
>Vanguard is a company, you set it up with them.
Are they unique in what they do or are there other similar options?

>Credit cards are fine if you absolutely need the money now and are certain you can pay it before the interest snowballs. Otherwise, avoid.
I don't need the money. The issue I've run into is that having more than 3 years without debt hides your credit score. It's causing issues as we're exploring getting a mortgage. I paid off my car a couple years ago and have never had student loans or anything. So the credit score would just be a way to keep that open and my score up. Maybe get some cashback or miles while I'm at it.
Unless you have other suggestions for improving/maintaining credit score for the purposes of future loans?

>>33269223
Museum of WW2 Nazi memorabilia

>>33269223
art museums are fun unless they are "contemporary" (which is trust fund baby art)
other little historical museums you can find in random towns are fun too

I would never set a picture of my gf as my lock screen

some of you foids (or maybe it's all been the one, i can't tell) have been pretty cool today. later.

>>33269231
That is a big perk of dating me

>>33269208
>something now Im still struggling to do.
Hard stop. Explain.

>>33269222
I've been going to an Orthodox church for a few months and I'm surprised because it felt like I went from a church where everyone was "PLEASE PRAY FOR ISRAEL" to "Israel killed JFK." One old lady was complaining she was having issues with youtube on her phone because she didn't have the youtube app on her phone. So she pulls up her phone. What's the video? Dancing Israelis. Surreal.

>>33269231
Do you

>>33269229
its ironic because shes told me since the beginning that she has traditional beliefs, wants to be a mom. wants a small house away from the city, to send kids to christan school etc. Its what appealled me to her, she isnt really girl-bossy in other ways

>>33269223
I like rome its an entire city museum

>>33269223
Nazi submarine

>>33269241
based, how's the music? do they sit on the floor?

>>33269241
>church
anon....

>>33269198
You'd still do it, homofaggot coomer

>>33269188
F
I like science and nature museums. Not art ones.

>>33269116
Sure?
I look forward to my avatar meeting you, fated femanon

>>33269237
I did and then realized I was not comfortable with everyone seeing her.
Not because ahe was ugly, I am just very possessive.

>>33269220
stupid bitch my wrist is bigger than your forehead

>>33269193
>>33269195
>>33269205
>>33269210
>>33269219
What kind of museums you like? Any favorite museums you've been to?
>>33269224
What are some examples?