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AHEM! *ding ding ding of my fork against my goblet of puppet milk*

I, the most important Spamtennafag who is humble enough to not use a trip/name, am both a shipfag and waifufag.

When Spamton and Tenna kiss they do it while grinding on my erection. When they bump bellies and cocks, they do it sloshing with my seed.

You, the LEAST important Tasquefag, are an attention-whoring repetitive namefag who can't even rely on your own imagination to write hornyposts and jack off.

You rely not only on AI but on one of the most cucked AI models that eats up electric energy to send your data to a sister-raping Israeli. You made Kraut look less pathetic. You make Sweet Cap'n Cakes' dialogue seem less repetitive by comparison.

You are, quite frankly, the Elon Musk of /utg/. You are a robotic nepobaby Dutch homunculus, slithering into a cavern of autists so awkwardly that even they can tell there's something off about you.

You make neon signs pointing at yourself and calling yourself a "hecking relatable autismo" in your AI chatlog ritualpost spam in a desperate attempt to skinwalk anything but the empty lump you are.

You're not funny, you're not entertaining, you're really not much of anything or anyone.

So before trying to incite flamewars in the general and failing to assemble your personal army of shitposters, consider that by following the path you're on you'll end up like picrel: a shill of exploding cars, but not even the funny kind like Queen from Deltarune uses.

Someone who's neither fortunate nor misfortunate enough to even amuse random retards on the Internet.

This doesn't have to be your fate; don't you wan't to turn back?