"Hmm I think I'll position myself in the one and only way that puts me in any risk of taking any damage at all when I could easily stay out of that position thanks to my champion's range" -Teemo players

I used to pick Rumble into Teemo instead of Shen since Teemo makes Shen useless IN THEORY but Teemo players are all fucking clinically retarded so you can just shit on them anyway.