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6/12/2025, 11:43:54 AM
Anyone else entered the big finish competition?
The conditions were that you submit a synopsis and excerpt no more than 500 words, for a story featuring the 13th Doctor and her companions. You were not allowed to use an existing baddy, or historical figures.
Here is my synopsis:
>Yaz the Spaz
The Tardis materializes in the bedroom of Laurence Farage in 2022. It is 5 minutes to midnight on the eve of Laurence's 35 birthday. He is a virgin and has never touched a girl let alone kissed one. His room is strewn with used tissues and his walls papered with popular misogionists off the internet... Laurence is an... INCEL!
Unaware of the danger she is in Yaz leaves the Tardis first, where she is pounced upon by Laurence. As a woman, in his room she must be up for it and he makes a hamfisted pass at her. Seeing the misogynist posters on the walls, Laurence's greasy balding hair and wheesing morbidly obese body looming over her, she says no. Laurence flys into a fit of rage and the Doctor enters from the tardis followed by Graham and the boy whose name nobody can remember.
As the clock strikes midnight a change happens in Laurence and there is lightning and cool shit. The Doctor explains that when an Incel hits 35, if they have never even kiseed a girl they become a powerful wizard.
With his newfound Wizard powers Laurence gets his revenge on Yaz and casts a spell to turn her into a dribbling retard that has to be wheeled around in a chair. There is only one way to reverse it, the Doctor says, but it is too horrible to consider so the F@m retreat back into the tardis.
For the next 20 years the Doctor looks after Yaz, who is incapable of talking and just communicates in grunts, wipes up her pooy bum and drool from her mouth and feeds her babyfood.
Graham manages it for a few months, but leaves because he is board. The boy whose name nobody remembers is still there but nobody ever notices him as he stands there doing nothing, as usual.
Tbc
The conditions were that you submit a synopsis and excerpt no more than 500 words, for a story featuring the 13th Doctor and her companions. You were not allowed to use an existing baddy, or historical figures.
Here is my synopsis:
>Yaz the Spaz
The Tardis materializes in the bedroom of Laurence Farage in 2022. It is 5 minutes to midnight on the eve of Laurence's 35 birthday. He is a virgin and has never touched a girl let alone kissed one. His room is strewn with used tissues and his walls papered with popular misogionists off the internet... Laurence is an... INCEL!
Unaware of the danger she is in Yaz leaves the Tardis first, where she is pounced upon by Laurence. As a woman, in his room she must be up for it and he makes a hamfisted pass at her. Seeing the misogynist posters on the walls, Laurence's greasy balding hair and wheesing morbidly obese body looming over her, she says no. Laurence flys into a fit of rage and the Doctor enters from the tardis followed by Graham and the boy whose name nobody can remember.
As the clock strikes midnight a change happens in Laurence and there is lightning and cool shit. The Doctor explains that when an Incel hits 35, if they have never even kiseed a girl they become a powerful wizard.
With his newfound Wizard powers Laurence gets his revenge on Yaz and casts a spell to turn her into a dribbling retard that has to be wheeled around in a chair. There is only one way to reverse it, the Doctor says, but it is too horrible to consider so the F@m retreat back into the tardis.
For the next 20 years the Doctor looks after Yaz, who is incapable of talking and just communicates in grunts, wipes up her pooy bum and drool from her mouth and feeds her babyfood.
Graham manages it for a few months, but leaves because he is board. The boy whose name nobody remembers is still there but nobody ever notices him as he stands there doing nothing, as usual.
Tbc
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