BEING PRINTED IN CHINA AS WE SPEAK:
Your friends will be amazed how your brand new, clean white t shirt still somehow smells exactly like feces!

So was I... the chinese factory sent me one shirt for design approval, and it smelled just like human shit. the box it came in, the packing peanuts... all of it...

(i didn't know they also used packing corn kernels in china)

Smelled exactly like shit, so we're literally GIVING THEM AWAY!!!
In fact , feel free to order fifty of them at a time!