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8/2/2025, 12:48:20 PM
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"Hey Arawn, have you ever considered running away?" I asked my one loyal brother, who was also basically a rabid animal in human flesh.
"And go where? Be some loutish sellsword as my brethren seat themselves on bloody thrones" he snarled back bitterly.
"Have you ever considered just...living with the wolves? I mean, that literal bitch who nursed you is objectively a better mother than Siamh has ever been to you, and I've never seen you happier than when you're with your lupine brethren. Seriously, WHY do you care about proving yourself to a family that's hated you almost as much as it's hated me?"
"Why...why indeed" said Arawn, puzzled by his own motivations.
"I mean our mother literally gave me YOUR quest. It's almost like she's trying to tell you to leave and never come back or something" I hinted.
"...that is correctly brutal of her general upbringing. Very well. Good hunting brother, I go now to my true kingdom: THE FOREST!" said Arawn.
"By the way, any kingdom of mine will throw out all the spare meat bones and offal you and your pack can eat at the west gate every sundown! Don't be a stranger, you hear?!" I yelled after him as he loped off.
Arawn proceeded to live a happy, exciting and fulfilling life as a wildman running with the wolves, which Siamh somehow found a reason to pitch a fit about despite never wanting him to succeed in the first place. Meanwhile the sea succubus I encountered using the cauldron was very surprised she couldn't turn me to stone because I was already rock hard, and after holding her down for Scorched Lord correction out of idle curiosity to see how the local monstergirl population's evolution would progress I took off with the Cauldron of Blood.
It's sinister promises of power beyond all imagining gave way to confusion when instead of people, I used my divine powers to pour oceans of plankton into it.
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"Hey Arawn, have you ever considered running away?" I asked my one loyal brother, who was also basically a rabid animal in human flesh.
"And go where? Be some loutish sellsword as my brethren seat themselves on bloody thrones" he snarled back bitterly.
"Have you ever considered just...living with the wolves? I mean, that literal bitch who nursed you is objectively a better mother than Siamh has ever been to you, and I've never seen you happier than when you're with your lupine brethren. Seriously, WHY do you care about proving yourself to a family that's hated you almost as much as it's hated me?"
"Why...why indeed" said Arawn, puzzled by his own motivations.
"I mean our mother literally gave me YOUR quest. It's almost like she's trying to tell you to leave and never come back or something" I hinted.
"...that is correctly brutal of her general upbringing. Very well. Good hunting brother, I go now to my true kingdom: THE FOREST!" said Arawn.
"By the way, any kingdom of mine will throw out all the spare meat bones and offal you and your pack can eat at the west gate every sundown! Don't be a stranger, you hear?!" I yelled after him as he loped off.
Arawn proceeded to live a happy, exciting and fulfilling life as a wildman running with the wolves, which Siamh somehow found a reason to pitch a fit about despite never wanting him to succeed in the first place. Meanwhile the sea succubus I encountered using the cauldron was very surprised she couldn't turn me to stone because I was already rock hard, and after holding her down for Scorched Lord correction out of idle curiosity to see how the local monstergirl population's evolution would progress I took off with the Cauldron of Blood.
It's sinister promises of power beyond all imagining gave way to confusion when instead of people, I used my divine powers to pour oceans of plankton into it.
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