Christianity is the spiritual equivalent of grabbing Jesus by the ankles, swinging him around like a cosmic chicken, and chucking him at God to say, "Yo, clean up my mess!" It’s not faith—it’s the ultimate karmic dumpster fire where Jesus gets turned into divine poultry just so you can keep being a selfish degenerate. "Oh, I lied, cheated, and stole? No worries, just deep-fry the Christ-chicken, and I’m golden!" The whole thing is one big "blame the bird" party, with billions smugly stuffing their faces with salvation wings while Jesus gets plucked and crucified over and over. It’s not grace; it’s the ultimate get-out-of-jail-free card for moral freeloaders.

OY VEY IT AN OLD JEWISH TRADITION CALLED
>GIVING CRUMBS TO CHICKENS
AND GUESS WHAT THEY DO NEXT?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

>>507206389
>Prosecution barrister trying to explain why this image that is freely available online and sourced from a news agency is somehow anti semitic without sounding anti semitic

>>507141108
Heh. No they pay the city for the PRIVILEGE. And one fucking Rabii, cruises the city once a week, inspecting for breaks in their little wire. Gets a stipend of $80,000/yr just to do that.
I don't even know where to begin.
They are a fucking mafia.