Thread 17858035 - /his/ [Archived: 239 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:35:52 PM No.17858035
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Christianity is the spiritual equivalent of grabbing Jesus by the ankles, swinging him around like a cosmic chicken, and chucking him at God to say, "Yo, clean up my mess!" It’s not faith—it’s the ultimate karmic dumpster fire where Jesus gets turned into divine poultry just so you can keep being a selfish degenerate. "Oh, I lied, cheated, and stole? No worries, just deep-fry the Christ-chicken, and I’m golden!" The whole thing is one big "blame the bird" party, with billions smugly stuffing their faces with salvation wings while Jesus gets plucked and crucified over and over. It’s not grace; it’s the ultimate get-out-of-jail-free card for moral freeloaders.
Replies: >>17858220 >>17858250 >>17858256 >>17858269
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:48:25 PM No.17858060
Jesus is the next version of the golden calf.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:52:13 PM No.17858067
but people promise to be better and they strive to be good
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:55:05 PM No.17858220
>>17858035 (OP)
>god is a chicken
jews are retarded
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:07:19 PM No.17858250
>>17858035 (OP)
Great! Enjoy Hell.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:09:20 PM No.17858256
>>17858035 (OP)
>freeloaders
I don't care about your insecurities and self esteem issues, fix them or keep them to yourself
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:13:13 PM No.17858269
>>17858035 (OP)
Nice LLM slop sar