*shitty MKUltra circus music starts playing*
>I DELIVER MORE PACKAGES THAN ANY FEDEXMAN EVER SEEN
*shitty truck driving segment*
>DONT BE SO SERIOUS
>DONT BE SO SEERIOUS
>DONT BE SO SEERIOOOUS
*shitty ten minute CIA-walking segement*
>Higgs appears
>FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
*shitty boomer guitar solo*
*game ends*
wow, truly the GOAT game. Thank you Kojima for your truly groundbreaking """game"""

This piece of garbage will be Kojimbo last game before he dies. A legacy died because he wanted to hang out with celebrities.